Weirdest dates you’ve ever been on or moments that just made you scratch your head? 🤔

This could be the weirdest dates you’ve ever been on or moments during a relationship that just left you confused and like wtf— Oh and since this is an astrology forum….what sign were they?

For me it would have to be the Leo when he wanted me to have sex with him in the bed where him and his ex wife used to sleep and fuck to see if he was over her! At the time I thought ok this is a bit strange, but I went along with it. Now looking back I’m like WTF—

Next it would be the Libra where one of our dates was him driving me around and pointing out to me all of his exes houses. Ummmm okkkkk not strange at all! Then another of our dates he took me to a cemetery to visit his dead relatives and tell me about which ones still haunt his dreams. 😬 Ok, I won’t lie….I did kind of enjoy the cemetery one. 🤦‍♀️

What’s yours—

you emotionally freaky? Going along with wanting to having sex in the same spot to see if he's over her is insane lmao. Like if you didn't know is one thing, but him to say that and you went along anyway.. how good was his sex game?

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you emotionally freaky? Going along with wanting to having sex in the same spot to see if he's over her is insane lmao. Like if you didn't know is one thing, but him to say that and you went along anyway.. how good was his sex game?

Well the way it actually went down which probably doesn’t make a difference, but he was on his way to my house and he texts me saying he’s on the side of the road as he ran out of gas. (Apparently the gas gage on his car was broken). He asked if I could come pick him up and take him to his house as he had a gas can there full of gas. I told him sure….this was the first time I had ever been to his house. So as soon as we get there he then springs it on me “so please don’t think I’m weird, but I kind of want to do something with you while we are here to see if I’m completely over my ex wife.” That’s when he explains to me how he’s never slept with another woman in his bed since his ex wife and wanted to have sex with me in it. I am trying to comprehend what he just told me and still trying to determine if I heard him correctly. I think I said something like sure! But I have got to go use your bathroom first because I have to pee so bad! Well what do you know, the surprise was on me….I had actually started my period. Thank God! So I told him I was sorry, but I couldn’t do his little fantasy or whatever you wanna call it. I did end up giving him a bj though in the bed so not sure if that counts? He said there were no lingering feelings there for his ex wife and he didn’t even think about her while in the bed with me. We did on another night have sex in that bed though. It wasn’t bad, but wasn’t good either….mediocre I suppose?? However, now I’m wondering if he had planned the whole running out of gas thing just to get me to try that with him? 🤔

I've actually never been on a date. I mostly just meet random people, and either fuck them that night, or destroy their relationship. Tbh the most odd hookup was an ugly overweight Taurus girl I knew from back in highschool. We were both at the bar, and she did some karaoke and sounded amazing. It's little things like that that instantly makes me attracted to people. So we started flirting. I was getting dogged by friends but didn't care. We left the bar together and SHE drove use to get something to eat. Even paid for my meal, and offered desert. Which I declined and she 100% had. Then we went back to her place, and fucked all night no condom like the world was ending. Next day I snuck out of her place like it didn't happen, and walked home. My ego literally couldn't accept it. A few years later she met a really attractive man who truly loved her, and they now are happily married with a newborn child. In the back of my head I'm still thinking about how that could have been me, but my ego fucked me out of real possibilities. Like who do I truly think I am?

Tbh though she was white, fat, with no ass, and no boobs. So I feel like I made the right decision. I mean at least have one right? Like in a perfect world I'm going to marry a fat girl, I want an hourglass figure. It can be medium chest with a fat ass, or a fat chest with a medium ass. Fat with no chest and no ass is miserable. Am I wrong @jaythefantastic

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Tbh though she was white, fat, with no ass, and no boobs. So I feel like I made the right decision. I mean at least have one right? Like in a perfect world I'm going to marry a fat girl, I want an hourglass figure. It can be medium chest with a fat ass, or a fat chest with a medium ass. Fat with no chest and no ass is miserable. Am I wrong @jaythefantastic

Phat ass with medium chest is the superior combo lol

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Tbh though she was white, fat, with no ass, and no boobs. So I feel like I made the right decision. I mean at least have one right? Like in a perfect world I'm going to marry a fat girl, I want an hourglass figure. It can be medium chest with a fat ass, or a fat chest with a medium ass. Fat with no chest and no ass is miserable. Am I wrong @jaythefantastic

Damn no ass or boobs was the date with a surfboard?

medium ass and medium chest

Leo sun/Scorpio moon

Actor/dancer ~ totally eccentric and dramatic 😂. Talked about himself a lot and his exes and why he couldn’t keep a woman more than three months. He took me to an old castle and asked me to climb over a very tall stone wall and then started to reinact some Shakespeare play😃. When the date was over he Pirouetted the whole length of the car park to Ashes to Ashes which was playing in my car lol. Crazy guy ~ totally unique 🥴😆

"Let me introduce you to my dead relatives!" LOL.

Can't think of anything weird right now. Perhaps my threshold for weird is quite high. Mt Aqua bits like free spirited and quirky people.

One time when I went WTF was when my then BF Gem confessed that in the past he ghosted his Scorpio mother and (otherwise beloved) sister for years. The reason? His mum placed him in the SECOND car behind the hearse with his father's coffin, and the sister approved! His elder brother and his young family were in the first.

I couldn't even understand why he took offence. It made me wonder what was wrong with him. And what sort of petty "crime" would eventually trigger this sort of narcissistic behaviour towards me...

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I was catfished 🤷‍♀️ and the guy was autistic and Asexual, I ended up staying on the date and counselling him on how to go about dating 😂 I was like "first off, don't catfish people". He was harmless, I felt bad for him.

bruuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh. You gave him a good first pointer tho

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I was catfished 🤷‍♀️ and the guy was autistic and Asexual, I ended up staying on the date and counselling him on how to go about dating 😂 I was like "first off, don't catfish people". He was harmless, I felt bad for him.

He was a different person but still showed up?

What did he expect to happen?

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yeah people do that shit for sure lmao. Have you ever seen the show CATFISH? That shit is CRAZY. Muhfuckas be in whole decade-long relationships without ever meeting or seeing someone

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I've actually never been on a date. I mostly just meet random people, and either fuck them that night, or destroy their relationship. Tbh the most odd hookup was an ugly overweight Taurus girl I knew from back in highschool. We were both at the bar, and she did some karaoke and sounded amazing. It's little things like that that instantly makes me attracted to people. So we started flirting. I was getting dogged by friends but didn't care. We left the bar together and SHE drove use to get something to eat. Even paid for my meal, and offered desert. Which I declined and she 100% had. Then we went back to her place, and fucked all night no condom like the world was ending. Next day I snuck out of her place like it didn't happen, and walked home. My ego literally couldn't accept it. A few years later she met a really attractive man who truly loved her, and they now are happily married with a newborn child. In the back of my head I'm still thinking about how that could have been me, but my ego fucked me out of real possibilities. Like who do I truly think I am?

Kinda takes me back to the time I went out with this big fat unattracted chick to an all you can eat buffet. And good Lord she can eat. And I'm attracted to that side of a woman who loves to eat. Somehow I felt truly embarrassed to be seen with her only because to get to the buffet we had to walk past this gym I used to workout at and I swear I didn't want nobody in that gym to see me with a big fat overweight lady. And I know everybody at that gym. So I call myself trying to walk real fast past the gym and turn my head the other way just to not be noticed lol. Oddly enough we didn't fuck but after the date (if you wanna call it that *rolls eyes*) she asked me when will I have free time (I'm assuming to have sex the next time around) and I told her when I'll come back to visit but never did. In other words I lied. I never knew what her sign is and still don't know. And I promise if I see her ever again I don't care how creepy it'll make me come off I'm gonna straight up ask when her birthday is. Cus I wanna know bad. Sadly the last time I heard about her she is confined to a wheelchair. I don't know if it's because of her weight issue or what.

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I was catfished 🤷‍♀️ and the guy was autistic and Asexual, I ended up staying on the date and counselling him on how to go about dating 😂 I was like "first off, don't catfish people". He was harmless, I felt bad for him.

bruuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh. You gave him a good first pointer tho

I felt bad for him, he didn't really understand how to go about talking to people and I think was desperate for connection, but he was asexual so it was difficult for him to find someone. Sad, I hope he eventually did find someone.

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You're a good person

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Leo sun/Scorpio moon

Actor/dancer ~ totally eccentric and dramatic 😂. Talked about himself a lot and his exes and why he couldn’t keep a woman more than three months. He took me to an old castle and asked me to climb over a very tall stone wall and then started to reinact some Shakespeare play😃. When the date was over he Pirouetted the whole length of the car park to Ashes to Ashes which was playing in my car lol. Crazy guy ~ totally unique 🥴😆

I think he’s been on one too many casting couches 🤣

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Absolutely 🤣😂

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I was catfished 🤷‍♀️ and the guy was autistic and Asexual, I ended up staying on the date and counselling him on how to go about dating 😂 I was like "first off, don't catfish people". He was harmless, I felt bad for him.

bruuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh. You gave him a good first pointer tho

I felt bad for him, he didn't really understand how to go about talking to people and I think was desperate for connection, but he was asexual so it was difficult for him to find someone. Sad, I hope he eventually did find someone.

You're a good person

I mean, what else do you in that situation. I didn't want to just leave him there, so I just gave him a little bit of my time and heard him out. I think I actually posted about it on here at the time, this was yeeeears ago. I thought he was being sarcastic the whole time in his messages to me and I was like this guy's hilarious. We were joking about him making a slideshow of his cats, I fully thought he was joking... He wasn't. When I got there he's like "do you want to see my slideshow" I was like 'Oh no.. he wasn't joking'. 😂😂 I had to sit and watch his cat slideshow on his phone.

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Are you tryna act like you didn't like the cat show?

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I was catfished 🤷‍♀️ and the guy was autistic and Asexual, I ended up staying on the date and counselling him on how to go about dating 😂 I was like "first off, don't catfish people". He was harmless, I felt bad for him.

bruuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh. You gave him a good first pointer tho

I felt bad for him, he didn't really understand how to go about talking to people and I think was desperate for connection, but he was asexual so it was difficult for him to find someone. Sad, I hope he eventually did find someone.

You're a good person

I mean, what else do you in that situation. I didn't want to just leave him there, so I just gave him a little bit of my time and heard him out. I think I actually posted about it on here at the time, this was yeeeears ago. I thought he was being sarcastic the whole time in his messages to me and I was like this guy's hilarious. We were joking about him making a slideshow of his cats, I fully thought he was joking... He wasn't. When I got there he's like "do you want to see my slideshow" I was like 'Oh no.. he wasn't joking'. 😂😂 I had to sit and watch his cat slideshow on his phone.

Are you tryna act like you didn't like the cat show?

Ssshhh 🤫

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also you COULDA just left or berated him so that makes you a good person

Went on a date to a park years ago with a Scorpio woman. She had a full-service bar in her car’s trunk. She ended up having too much to drink and started complaining about life, her job, some coworker who doesn’t like her. I cannot take Scorpios serious AT ALL. 😂😂

She text me the next day like “I didn’t mean for things to get awkward like that”.

Lady I didn't force you to go into your mobile liquor store and have too much to drink.

Another one was a Gemini

He smelled of TCP🥴

And kept saying “I’ve always wanted to sleep with a witch”

Lol

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Leo sun/Scorpio moon

Actor/dancer ~ totally eccentric and dramatic 😂. Talked about himself a lot and his exes and why he couldn’t keep a woman more than three months. He took me to an old castle and asked me to climb over a very tall stone wall and then started to reinact some Shakespeare play😃. When the date was over he Pirouetted the whole length of the car park to Ashes to Ashes which was playing in my car lol. Crazy guy ~ totally unique 🥴😆

This sounds like a great date

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Very entertaining but his ego and self absorption was a bit much 😅

The dancing was hilarious….i laughed so much but had the feeling he was being serious 😀

Oh I completely forgot to add the first guy I ever went on a date with. He was my first date, first kiss, first oral, first anal, first intercourse, took me to my first sex toy store and bought me my first sex toy. Basically got all my firsts out of the way all in one night. I’ll never forget that night we were in his bedroom and he told me about a ghost that lived in his closet as a kid who followed him around everywhere he moved to as an adult and would live in his closet at his new place. We were in his bed having sex and I looked over and saw his closet door was open. I asked him if his ghost was watching us? He said yes he was. So I waved at the ghost and tried to put on a good show. He was an Aqua. The guy, not the ghost. Have no clue what the ghosts sign was. So yeah, I blame the Aqua for all my kinks (and he had a lot!) because with him being my first I thought everything we did was normal and what is expected all the time with every partner. Boy did I have a lot to learn! 🤦‍♀️

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Oh I completely forgot to add the first guy I ever went on a date with. He was my first date, first kiss, first oral, first anal, first intercourse, took me to my first sex toy store and bought me my first sex toy. Basically got all my firsts out of the way all in one night. I’ll never forget that night we were in his bedroom and he told me about a ghost that lived in his closet as a kid who followed him around everywhere he moved to as an adult and would live in his closet at his new place. We were in his bed having sex and I looked over and saw his closet door was open. I asked him if his ghost was watching us? He said yes he was. So I waved at the ghost and tried to put on a good show. He was an Aqua. The guy, not the ghost. Have no clue what the ghosts sign was. So yeah, I blame the Aqua for all my kinks (and he had a lot!) because with him being my first I thought everything we did was normal and what is expected all the time with every partner. Boy did I have a lot to learn! 🤦‍♀️

My whorish aqua venus sees nothing wrong with this, especially the "enjoying the thought of being watched" kink. My overthinking virgo moon feels like there is a lot to unpack here. Like all this in one night? And ghosts? 🤔

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Well to be completely honest…I would never dream of doing all of that in one night. It’s just I grew up in a very strict and religious family where we did not believe in sex before marriage. So I was saving myself for that. I never dated in high school and never dated in college. I threw myself into my studies and into nursing school….making good grades and finding a good job. I shared an apartment in college with several roommates who would have their friends/boyfriends over…throw parties, drink, smoke etc. I locked myself in my bedroom the entire time away from all that sin and temptation. I just always figured when the time was right things would just happen naturally for me. Well at the age of 26 I was still a virgin, not married, never been on a single date, never been kissed….absolutely nothing! I grew impatient and I stupidly looked at people/friends around me having fun and enjoying life….dating, getting engaged, married, having sex, having kids etc. I wanted that too and so I kinda went wild! I had a lot of lost time to make up for. 🤦‍♀️

Alright so boom..

The first thing that comes to mind is when I met a Leo at the bar. She lived down the street and her mom was visiting, they invite me over like two days later. There's also two other roommates who I already met. The Cancer bff and a Virgo.

We had to pretend like we knew each other, and the mom kept asking questions. We headed to the beach bar and they started wild'n out. The Cancer friend dropped several glasses on the ground and the mom was loud as hell, drunk off wine.

It got to the point where they tried to order another drink and the bartender said we're closing in 10 minutes. This was a lie as I googled it and then the bartender apologized and said they thought it was later. The Cancer friend is lit and goes over to a random table and completely clears it out lmao. She started asking them random ass questions and swore she seen them on a TV Show.

We make our way back to their place and then we head to the pool. The mom passes out immediately and Leo is saying she wants some dick. The Cancer friend now feels lonely and drunk calls this random guy she was dancing with at the bar. He immediately drives there within 20 minutes and it's so awkward (did he even wash his ass?). Leo says let's go back to the apartment and Cancer tags along. She leaves the guy sitting in the living room and they're huddled up talking. Cancer then says to me "can you ask him to leave.. he's boring."

LMAO... keep in mind it's like 2AM now. So we're all huddled up and I'm like wtf is going on. The guy was just sitting on the couch, scrolling on the phone. This goes on for a few minutes and then I tell him Cancer fell asleep and he should head back. In the middle of me saying this, Cancer attempts to open the door and Leo grabs her and they start wrestling.

The guy eventually leaves and I tell Leo, I think it's about that time lol.

This was last summer. I've encountered them several times while out and there's always a story. They were fucking hilarious, but major red flags.

people who bring a friend or a group of friends to a date lol i made up the most hilarious lies to remove myself from the situation.

or maybe i'm just an introvert 🤷🤷

but i'm thankful just to be out of the dating scene 🙏🙏