Ever fake an emergency to get out of a date?

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Yes... lol SMH

I felt bad after the guy told me what he put into the date for me..

OMG! He had the works but I wasn't feeling it that day.. 😒
lol she called my phone I said I had to pick my bro cause he had a flat tire but stupid me didn't know she was outside my house talking to my bro ?‍♂️
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEAD!!! πŸ˜†

I can imagine your face walking outside and seeing her and your bro just chatting away..

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Yes... lol SMH

I felt bad after the guy told me what he put into the date for me..

OMG! He had the works but I wasn't feeling it that day.. 😒
lol she called my phone I said I had to pick my bro cause he had a flat tire but stupid me didn't know she was outside my house talking to my bro ?‍♂️
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You could always say you meant your fav cousin who is like a bro to you!

How has that ended anyway?

FRiggin cell phones! ?
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Yes... lol SMH

I felt bad after the guy told me what he put into the date for me..

OMG! He had the works but I wasn't feeling it that day.. 😒
lol she called my phone I said I had to pick my bro cause he had a flat tire but stupid me didn't know she was outside my house talking to my bro ?‍♂️
You could always say you meant your fav cousin who is like a bro to you!

How has that ended anyway?

FRiggin cell phones! ?
She just left and didn't bother speaking with me again but I was young back then.
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So 'speaking' was the only option? Than you haven't lost much ?
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Um, me and the guy had history but we had a lot of back and forth in our "friendship"..

We just never had good timing.. and I wasn't patient.. So I moved on.. I met my daughters father and we had a long relationship.. and the guy just kept dealing with females.. I never took him seriously because, well he was a Capricorn... & if you know anything about them, well, you know they aren't easy to deal with.. I'm actually in my first serious relationship with one now..

Fast forward to the date...

It was his way of "making it up to me" after we had so much lost time... I never took him seriously because he never wanted anything serious.. told our mutual friends he loved me but liked what we had.. Friendship with intimacy here and there.. I just assumed he was looking for sex because he was a pretty sexual dude.. AND I wasn't in the mood.. so I told him I was gonna go out and meet him after..(lie) then I told him I had to take care of my drunk friend ...(also a lie) & that I'd be there after.. and then he kept calling after a while but I never answered..

So when I finally called (the next day).. he described something like this:

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a romantic night with him in a suite.. he had couple massages set up during the day for the both ... drinks, chocolate covered strawberries.. etc..

I felt like shit.. I was suppose to meet him early that day but I just kept coming up with excuses..

To this day he tells me he loves me and we should "drop the losers" (Our S/O) and get married..
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Yes... lol SMH

I felt bad after the guy told me what he put into the date for me..

OMG! He had the works but I wasn't feeling it that day.. 😒
lol she called my phone I said I had to pick my bro cause he had a flat tire but stupid me didn't know she was outside my house talking to my bro ?‍♂️

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEAD!!! πŸ˜†

I can imagine your face walking outside and seeing her and your bro just chatting away..

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Lol those were the old days β€” fuckin meme haha
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LMAO!
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Yes... lol SMH

I felt bad after the guy told me what he put into the date for me..

OMG! He had the works but I wasn't feeling it that day.. 😒
lol she called my phone I said I had to pick my bro cause he had a flat tire but stupid me didn't know she was outside my house talking to my bro ?‍♂️
You could always say you meant your fav cousin who is like a bro to you!

How has that ended anyway?

FRiggin cell phones! ?
She just left and didn't bother speaking with me again but I was young back then.
So 'speaking' was the only option? Than you haven't lost much ?

lol done it numerous times back then

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What? 'Speaking'? ?
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Yes... lol SMH

I felt bad after the guy told me what he put into the date for me..

OMG! He had the works but I wasn't feeling it that day.. 😒
Lol if you ain't feeling it then no can do.
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LOL! I just thought he'd do the usual "date" ..Dinner.. drinks and then sex.. He's a cap.. We were college friends who messed around in the college days but never anything serious.. I wasn't dealing with him like I deal with my cap boyfriend now.. But me and the old caps timing was just off.. But he was a serious hornball.. All our convos led to him talking about "sex.." SMH..

So years later... after trying to do more than mess around, I thought the date was gonna be about just "sex.."

that gets old after some time but he really put in effort tbh.. lol.. MY BAD!!
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Yes... lol SMH

I felt bad after the guy told me what he put into the date for me..

OMG! He had the works but I wasn't feeling it that day.. 😒
Lol if you ain't feeling it then no can do.
LOL! I just thought he'd do the usual "date" ..Dinner.. drinks and then sex.. He's a cap.. We were college friends who messed around in the college days but never anything serious.. I wasn't dealing with him like I deal with my cap boyfriend now.. But me and the old caps timing was just off.. But he was a serious hornball.. All our convos led to him talking about "sex.." SMH..

So years later... after trying to do more than mess around, I thought the date was gonna be about just "sex.."

that gets old after some time but he really put in effort tbh.. lol.. MY BAD!!
lol horn ball turned blue balls
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LMAO!!!!!

Exactly...

I don't talk to him anymore because my bf got super possessive when I told him about my cap friend so I basically cut ties to respect my bf... but, better believe if things don't work out with my S/O, & I were to reach out, cap friend would be at my doorstep.. LOL! He's got the hots for me.
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Yes... lol SMH

I felt bad after the guy told me what he put into the date for me..

OMG! He had the works but I wasn't feeling it that day.. 😒
Lol if you ain't feeling it then no can do.
LOL! I just thought he'd do the usual "date" ..Dinner.. drinks and then sex.. He's a cap.. We were college friends who messed around in the college days but never anything serious.. I wasn't dealing with him like I deal with my cap boyfriend now.. But me and the old caps timing was just off.. But he was a serious hornball.. All our convos led to him talking about "sex.." SMH..

So years later... after trying to do more than mess around, I thought the date was gonna be about just "sex.."

that gets old after some time but he really put in effort tbh.. lol.. MY BAD!!
lol horn ball turned blue balls
LMAO!!!!!

Exactly...

I don't talk to him anymore because my bf got super possessive when I told him about my cap friend so I basically cut ties to respect my bf... but, better believe if things don't work out with my S/O, & I were to reach out, cap friend would be at my doorstep.. LOL! He's got the hots for me.
Lol dirty dirty lol
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LOL! Not me.... πŸ™‚

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Posted by Evoxxxscorpio
Posted by poison_ivy
Yes... lol SMH

I felt bad after the guy told me what he put into the date for me..

OMG! He had the works but I wasn't feeling it that day.. 😒
Lol if you ain't feeling it then no can do.
LOL! I just thought he'd do the usual "date" ..Dinner.. drinks and then sex.. He's a cap.. We were college friends who messed around in the college days but never anything serious.. I wasn't dealing with him like I deal with my cap boyfriend now.. But me and the old caps timing was just off.. But he was a serious hornball.. All our convos led to him talking about "sex.." SMH..

So years later... after trying to do more than mess around, I thought the date was gonna be about just "sex.."

that gets old after some time but he really put in effort tbh.. lol.. MY BAD!!
lol horn ball turned blue balls
LMAO!!!!!

Exactly...

I don't talk to him anymore because my bf got super possessive when I told him about my cap friend so I basically cut ties to respect my bf... but, better believe if things don't work out with my S/O, & I were to reach out, cap friend would be at my doorstep.. LOL! He's got the hots for me.
Lol dirty dirty lol
LOL! Not me.... πŸ™‚


so other cap is blacklisted for now he's on the black book lol
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lol!

Uhhhh..... I plead the 5th. πŸ˜‰
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Yes... lol SMH

I felt bad after the guy told me what he put into the date for me..

OMG! He had the works but I wasn't feeling it that day.. 😒
Lol if you ain't feeling it then no can do.
LOL! I just thought he'd do the usual "date" ..Dinner.. drinks and then sex.. He's a cap.. We were college friends who messed around in the college days but never anything serious.. I wasn't dealing with him like I deal with my cap boyfriend now.. But me and the old caps timing was just off.. But he was a serious hornball.. All our convos led to him talking about "sex.." SMH..

So years later... after trying to do more than mess around, I thought the date was gonna be about just "sex.."

that gets old after some time but he really put in effort tbh.. lol.. MY BAD!!
lol horn ball turned blue balls
LMAO!!!!!

Exactly...

I don't talk to him anymore because my bf got super possessive when I told him about my cap friend so I basically cut ties to respect my bf... but, better believe if things don't work out with my S/O, & I were to reach out, cap friend would be at my doorstep.. LOL! He's got the hots for me.
Lol dirty dirty lol
LOL! Not me.... πŸ™‚


so other cap is blacklisted for now he's on the black book lol
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JK,

I don't even know his number, I deleted it.. from my cell.. & I don't remember numbers by heart.. I was giving my bf a fair chance.. OMG! Caps are difficult..

You already know.. πŸ˜›
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Yes... lol SMH

I felt bad after the guy told me what he put into the date for me..

OMG! He had the works but I wasn't feeling it that day.. 😒
Lol if you ain't feeling it then no can do.
LOL! I just thought he'd do the usual "date" ..Dinner.. drinks and then sex.. He's a cap.. We were college friends who messed around in the college days but never anything serious.. I wasn't dealing with him like I deal with my cap boyfriend now.. But me and the old caps timing was just off.. But he was a serious hornball.. All our convos led to him talking about "sex.." SMH..

So years later... after trying to do more than mess around, I thought the date was gonna be about just "sex.."

that gets old after some time but he really put in effort tbh.. lol.. MY BAD!!
lol horn ball turned blue balls
LMAO!!!!!

Exactly...

I don't talk to him anymore because my bf got super possessive when I told him about my cap friend so I basically cut ties to respect my bf... but, better believe if things don't work out with my S/O, & I were to reach out, cap friend would be at my doorstep.. LOL! He's got the hots for me.
Lol dirty dirty lol
LOL! Not me.... πŸ™‚


so other cap is blacklisted for now he's on the black book lol
JK,

I don't even know his number, I deleted it.. from my cell.. & I don't remember numbers by heart.. I was giving my bf a fair chance.. OMG! Caps are difficult..

You already know.. πŸ˜›
lol im laying low for a few months is the plan
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lol! & that's working out for you?
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Yes... lol SMH

I felt bad after the guy told me what he put into the date for me..

OMG! He had the works but I wasn't feeling it that day.. 😒
Lol if you ain't feeling it then no can do.
LOL! I just thought he'd do the usual "date" ..Dinner.. drinks and then sex.. He's a cap.. We were college friends who messed around in the college days but never anything serious.. I wasn't dealing with him like I deal with my cap boyfriend now.. But me and the old caps timing was just off.. But he was a serious hornball.. All our convos led to him talking about "sex.." SMH..

So years later... after trying to do more than mess around, I thought the date was gonna be about just "sex.."

that gets old after some time but he really put in effort tbh.. lol.. MY BAD!!
lol horn ball turned blue balls
LMAO!!!!!

Exactly...

I don't talk to him anymore because my bf got super possessive when I told him about my cap friend so I basically cut ties to respect my bf... but, better believe if things don't work out with my S/O, & I were to reach out, cap friend would be at my doorstep.. LOL! He's got the hots for me.
Lol dirty dirty lol
LOL! Not me.... πŸ™‚


so other cap is blacklisted for now he's on the black book lol
JK,

I don't even know his number, I deleted it.. from my cell.. & I don't remember numbers by heart.. I was giving my bf a fair chance.. OMG! Caps are difficult..

You already know.. πŸ˜›
lol im laying low for a few months is the plan
lol! & that's working out for you?
We'll see lol
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Yikessss! πŸ™‚