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That part in relationship where you’re comfortable farting n talking about it
🖐 me
Although he likes to tell me I fart in my sleep. He is the ultimate troll, but it could be true 😱😱
Although he likes to tell me I fart in my sleep. He is the ultimate troll, but it could be true 😱😱
I don't go out of my way farting in front of my husband and neither does he, it's kind of gross.
But if it happens it happens.
But if it happens it happens.
ay,it happened with the scorp 1,max 2 months into the relationship 😄 although I'm still shy about farting lel, I just run fast 2-3 meters away from him and we all know I'm fartin. It's good for the health 🙏🏻 And he's farting left and right, sometimes he's even shocked when it happens. I think scorpios fart a lot.
Damn, that went long.
Damn, that went long.
We use to hide n fart away from each other . Our mentality one day became “ why hold it in , let it out you’ll feel better “ lol
This morning he farted n proceed to stuff me under the blanket lmao . It was a stinkless one thank goodness
The makeup thing . I have a friend who sleeps with make up to look good for her bf , don’t know how long she’ll keep it up . Poor skin
This morning he farted n proceed to stuff me under the blanket lmao . It was a stinkless one thank goodness
The makeup thing . I have a friend who sleeps with make up to look good for her bf , don’t know how long she’ll keep it up . Poor skin
No problem 😂😎
Posted by JuliietteLmao tried to do that before to divide the smell . It allcsme out on the first tootPosted by TheTinManPosted by JuliietteAnd yet feets are so gross to you but farting ain't. Wow. Just wow.
many. i fart. sorry deal with it.
yes i fart. not only that. but i have a special skill. to fart in front of everyone. divide my fart into 5 small farts. so no one knows i farted.
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Posted by HearttofTopazIt’s not cute lol just human . instead of pretending like we didn’t just hear the fart after some rice n beans we chose to laugh about it instead I guess lol
I’ve been in a relationship for a longg time and I don’t sit around and shit constantly then bring attention to it.
It’s not that I’m not comfortable, but what is cute or appealing about any of what you mentioned above?
Don’t you guys have anything else to do and talk about? Lodz
The Boy and I have no filter when it comes to talking about bodily functions, but we’re fairly discreet about actually doing it in front of each other. Usually. 😄
If it happens it happens, but me Libra asc isn't going to be firing up any Dutch ovens with my partner.
Growing up, wanna know what my siblings and same generation cousins were all taught? "No farting at the dinner table." That was it! Any other time is pretty much a-go, and just let it fly. Oh my goodness all the farts in the fam.
I've had my fill for several lifetimes, and prefer to not be with a girl who loves to pass around her rancid farts (trust me, I've known them). However, it is a great way for a girl to turn down her bae's constant attempts at anal. Just toss one right in his face, and ask him if he still wants it. 😉
Growing up, wanna know what my siblings and same generation cousins were all taught? "No farting at the dinner table." That was it! Any other time is pretty much a-go, and just let it fly. Oh my goodness all the farts in the fam.
I've had my fill for several lifetimes, and prefer to not be with a girl who loves to pass around her rancid farts (trust me, I've known them). However, it is a great way for a girl to turn down her bae's constant attempts at anal. Just toss one right in his face, and ask him if he still wants it. 😉
Posted by HearttofTopazI got iIBS so I don’t doubt it lol you smell the fibrous beans ? Lmao
I think I hear ur tootz from over here
Posted by CrabraI’ll say I’m feeling gassy lol n he would still be okay with anal lmao
If it happens it happens, but me Libra asc isn't going to be firing up any Dutch ovens with my partner.
Growing up, wanna know what my siblings and same generation cousins were all taught? "No farting at the dinner table." That was it! Any other time is pretty much a-go, and just let it fly. Oh my goodness all the farts in the fam.
I've had my fill for several lifetimes, and prefer to not be with a girl who loves to pass around her rancid farts (trust me, I've known them). However, it is a great way for a girl to turn down her bae's constant attempts at anal. Just toss one right in his face, and ask him if he still wants it. 😉
Sharing too much detail
But I get it lol especially if your house was comfortable with it that you got too much growing up
Posted by LeowwwwwI’ll watch my bf pee n hold it for him for fun and draw stuff in the toilet waterPosted by sierra_Gross. Ikr. No thanks.
eww
I don't care to ever reach that "part" of the relationship.
We love, cry, laugh, sleep, eat, fuck, shower and live "together"
I'd like to keep the "farts, shit, piss" private /please.click to expand
I am just now realizing how weird n ofd/ abnormal I am
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturnsOmg yes I never fart when I was younger no matter what I ate . Now it’s so hard lol gas n poop n diarrhea n constipation are always a problem. Something always wrong with my intestinePosted by coldwateryvirgoIf you’ve got IBS, Chrons or Colitis then you won’t have much choice about farting. My farts are so loud now. I wasn’t gassy when I was young but that has changed.Posted by HearttofTopazI got iIBS so I don’t doubt it lol you smell the fibrous beans ? Lmao
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Posted by coldwateryvirgoPosted by CrabraI’ll say I’m feeling gassy lol n he would still be okay with anal lmao
If it happens it happens, but me Libra asc isn't going to be firing up any Dutch ovens with my partner.
Growing up, wanna know what my siblings and same generation cousins were all taught? "No farting at the dinner table." That was it! Any other time is pretty much a-go, and just let it fly. Oh my goodness all the farts in the fam.
I've had my fill for several lifetimes, and prefer to not be with a girl who loves to pass around her rancid farts (trust me, I've known them). However, it is a great way for a girl to turn down her bae's constant attempts at anal. Just toss one right in his face, and ask him if he still wants it. 😉
Sharing too much detail
But I get it lol especially if your house was comfortable with it that you got too much growing up
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Some men, lol. It'll definitely stop me in my tracks. Not necessarily because of the gas, but because that is firm a warning that proceeding will very likely lead to an accident haha!
I'm just someone of good manners. Most of the time xD
Posted by JuliietteI don't know whether to laugh at this or think it's grossPosted by TheTinManPosted by JuliietteAnd yet feets are so gross to you but farting ain't. Wow. Just wow.
many. i fart. sorry deal with it.
yes i fart. not only that. but i have a special skill. to fart in front of everyone. divide my fart into 5 small farts. so no one knows i farted.
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I am still uncomfortable doing that around my SO, I get embarrassed no matter what lmao
He says it's normal and let it out but I just cant 😂😂 he does it around me thou but not always
He says it's normal and let it out but I just cant 😂😂 he does it around me thou but not always
I was married for twenty years and I don't ever remember my husband farting in front of me. Definitely not on purpose.
I hide it.
Lol! I never understood this need to fart or make poop jokes to feel closer n that being a scale to estimate closeness or comfort between ppl makes no sense to me whatsoever. Like why—
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