@Scrumptious
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Posted by Scrumptious
What would you do if you were a woman for a day? and I don't mean dressing in your mom's clothing.I would make sandwiches as all women do
Depends.
Would I crying over menstrual cramps/period boobs hurting my back?
Would I be an attractive chick OR would my penis just be inside out for a day with a uterus in my gut?
Compliment people with wild abandon, unless they displease my moon.
Also find out what a female orgasm are like.
I need at least 2 days. I mean, common! As a women - it takes half a day to prepare for a date... 😕
What else, typical women stuff and more... 😄
- I would try to understand - why does a women need 2 roles of toilet paper on one trip to the bathroom
- I would waste 3 hours on the phone complaining about other women or... men! ^^
- I would talk with my girls in the same time they're talking (either multitasking or a diversion) - while scanning the surrounding with my peripheral vision ?
- I would ask my girls to accompany to the bathroom (it's probbaly easier to pee or poop with your girl around - not really sure yet)
- I would wear all kind of skirts and dresses - while doing the cat walk ?
- I would test the theory with the bike ?
- I would try to see how far i can pee ?
Posted by Scrumptious
What would you do if you were a woman for a day? and I don't mean dressing in your mom's clothing.I would make sandwiches as all women do
Lololololololol Lololololololol
I would make sandwiches as all women do "... "ALL" women make sandwiches" do they?!! How pathetic!! What era do you live in. It's not the 1950s!!! ? ? ?
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That makes me want to cheat on you now
Posted by neves
I need at least 2 days. I mean, common! As a women - it takes half a day to prepare for a date... 😕
What else, typical women stuff and more... 😄
- I would try to understand - why does a women need 2 roles of toilet paper on one trip to the bathroom
- I would waste 3 hours on the phone complaining about other women or... men! ^^
- I would talk with my girls in the same time they're talking (either multitasking or a diversion) - while scanning the surrounding with my peripheral vision ?
- I would ask my girls to accompany to the bathroom (it's probbaly easier to pee or poop with your girl around - not really sure yet)
- I would wear all kind of skirts and dresses - while doing the cat walk ?
- I would test the theory with the bike ?
- I would drive men crazy ?
- I would try to see how far i can pee ?
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And how exactly would you drive men crazy?
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I changed my mind, that would take to much time (which is limited) - and it's not worth it. 😛
Posted by Scrumptious
What would you do if you were a woman for a day? and I don't mean dressing in your mom's clothing.I would make sandwiches as all women do
Lololololololol Lololololololol
I would make sandwiches as all women do "... "ALL" women make sandwiches" do they?!! How pathetic!! What era do you live in. It's not the 1950s!!! ? ? ?
That makes me want to cheat on you now
You would NEVER get the chance to even be with me let alone cheat on me... Good luck with that!! In your baby!
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Some good news
Posted by Scrumptious
What would you do if you were a woman for a day? and I don't mean dressing in your mom's clothing.I would make sandwiches as all women do
Lololololololol Lololololololol
I would make sandwiches as all women do "... "ALL" women make sandwiches" do they?!! How pathetic!! What era do you live in. It's not the 1950s!!! ? ? ?
That makes me want to cheat on you now
You would NEVER get the chance to even be with me let alone cheat on me... Good luck with that!! In your baby!
Some good news
For me, yes! But I'll still allow your membership of my "fan club" even if it's at the very very bottom of my long long ladder!! Sleep well!!
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Dafaq? I will sleep well
So judging by this thread, men want to see more skirts and dresses being worn, and would prefer their girl to ramp up her libido somehow, as well as spice up their sex life with various sex toys.
Y'all need less boring chicks.
Posted by andstrollbot
i'd make hydorah take me out on a date and order lobster then go out the back door
I'd find you, I always catch them
not for a day but instead ~ 6 weeks
play the victim when things don't go my way (hehe)
shame single men for not having a ♀ master
get pigeons to buy me drinks / expensive clothes / jewelry
fondle my breasts in front of the mirror
eat lots of pineapple just because
Posted by Kemetisinme
not for a day but instead ~ 6 weeksplay the victim when things don't go my way (hehe)
shame single men for not having a ♀ master
get pigeons to buy me drinks / expensive clothes / jewelry
fondle my breasts in front of the mirror
eat lots of pineapple just because
How will you get guys to buy you expensive things?
You might not even be a pretty and fit girl for example.
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I either get to be a sexy water sign chick or nothing.
Posted by neves
I need at least 2 days. I mean, common! As a women - it takes half a day to prepare for a date... 😕
What else, typical women stuff and more... 😄
- I would try to understand - why does a women need 2 roles of toilet paper on one trip to the bathroom
- I would waste 3 hours on the phone complaining about other women or... men! ^^
- I would talk with my girls in the same time they're talking (either multitasking or a diversion) - while scanning the surrounding with my peripheral vision ?
- I would ask my girls to accompany to the bathroom (it's probbaly easier to pee or poop with your girl around - not really sure yet)
- I would wear all kind of skirts and dresses - while doing the cat walk ?
- I would test the theory with the bike ?
- I would try to see how far i can pee ?
Dude your fucking bucket list is awesome lol im dying over here! Oh and by the bike theory, are you referring to ruptured hymens from bikes? Lol
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Nah, i wasn't even aware of that possibility... What i had i mind - implies an exiting experience, something i saw in a German movie once (can't say that i recall the title). 🙂
oh my sandwiches
Posted by RamOfPeace
So judging by this thread, men want to see more skirts and dresses being worn, and would prefer their girl to ramp up her libido somehow, as well as spice up their sex life with various sex toys.Y'all need less boring chicks.
No. Boobs.
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No boobs? I'll mail you a wood plank 😐
Posted by Kemetisinme
not for a day but instead ~ 6 weeksplay the victim when things don't go my way (hehe)
shame single men for not having a ♀ master
get pigeons to buy me drinks / expensive clothes / jewelry
fondle my breasts in front of the mirror
eat lots of pineapple just because
How will you get guys to buy you expensive things?
You might not even be a pretty and fit girl for example.
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You'd be surprised how many stupid desperate rich men there are out there. And hungry lil chicks waiting to take advantage of that 😉 no need to be pretty and fit. Seen it with my own eyes. The more they have that money can buy them the freakier they can often become-if you're willing to indulge some very deep dark desires/fantasies-you can have it all.
No boobs? I'll mail you a wood plank 😐
rofl no! no to everything . but boobs not no! lmao
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Lol your way of english is cute
At least a good month and a half so they can experience two sessions of PMS and a period.
Posted by Impulsv
Nobody wants to birth children?? Lol
We only have a day.
Even if we got knocked up we wouldn't be women long enough to birth any kids.
DEAR UNIVERSE I WANNA BE IN THE SHOES OF OCTOBERBABY91, FLAWED_LINES OR D0S3R FOR A FEW DAYS. BECAUSE I'M BORED AND CURIOUS.
that would be the worst day of my life 😆
Posted by LuckyLibra979
Lesbian stuff
This^. I'd spend a good portion of the day "checking under the hood" and familiarizing myself with...myself. Then I'd be out looking for ladies.
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What would you do if you were a woman for a day? and I don't mean dressing in your mom's clothing.
I would make sandwiches as all women do