@Andalusia
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"Eating" pussy
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Generally it's referred to as 'growling out' in some circles here...
@_@
Posted by Andalusia
I've never understood that phrase. Who the fuck came up with that?Eating implies chewing and swallowing, no? Which sounds rather painful and messy.
Eat the pussy like you eat ice cream. Better?
Eating soup doesn't require chewing.
Blow jobs don't exactly involve blowing either.
Not to my knowledge anyway. o.O
Posted by Montgomery
Blow jobs don't exactly involve blowing either.Not to my knowledge anyway. o.O
True..
But they do usually involve a guy 'blowing' his load, so calling it that somewhat makes sense to me.
However, "eating" pussy? -_-
The end.
Would you prefer some of these?
bag lunch, beaver dinner, being taken out to lunch, bird licker, biting flaps, box lunch at the "Y", burger fest, burger feast, bush doctor, carpet munching, cherry flip, chewing bubble gum, chow box, chow down, chowing, chow or chowing box, clam dinner, clean the carpet, cleaning your head, coochy kiss, DJ, cutting the carpet, dessert, digging for clams, diving for tuna, doing your A, B, C s, down town, eat, eating, to eat beaver, eating box, eating at the crossroads, eat cunt, eating fur pie, eat meat, eat out, eat squirrel, eat pussy, eat my giblets, eating the bearded clam, eating out, to eat somebody out, eating a glazed donut, eating at the pussy palace, eating from the honey pot, eating hair pie, eating the sulfaking sandwich, eating at the "Y", eat tuna, eating the vertical taco, flipping the bean, French culture-oral-genital sex in general, getting a perm, getting down, giving face, giving head, giving skull, glazed donut face, go down, going down on, go south, going south with the mouth, head, hairpie, having tomato soup, having oyster stew, hedge clipping, hummer, hum job, kissing the clam, lapping, lick, lick bean, lick the bowl, lick box, lick cooter, lick'em where they pee, lickety lap, licking beaver, licking the lower lips, tongue, lick the slit, lunch, marine biology, mimi-job, muff diving, muffburger, muff muncher, munching box, munching muff, munch rug, mustache rides, OS, oral sex, red beard, rug munching, salty dog, sex floss, sit on my face, skull, slit licking, smoochie, snack at the "Y", snack time, split the darkwood, suck, eating sushi, tea bag, tickle the bearded clam, tongue the B, tongue job, tongue pussy, tonguing, tuna taco, Venus butterfly, womb broom-abortion term, red wings-during menstruation, "Y" pie, yodeling in the canyon, yodeling in the gully, yodeling in the "O"
Yeah, I really don't like that phrase. "Eat you out".
No thanks, makes me think of zombies. gtfo
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by bumboklatt
You're kitty has obviously never been eaten
maybe she's a virgin.
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Yes. That's it.
Posted by PeanutButterandElly
This is the most Virgo thing I've ever seen you post.Also makes me want to repropose to you.
😆 I accept!
Here I thought i was usually uber Virgo. Makes me wonder what sign I normally across as when I post, lol.
Posted by PeanutButterandElly
Posted by Andalusia
Posted by PeanutButterandElly
This is the most Virgo thing I've ever seen you post.Also makes me want to repropose to you.
😆 I accept!
Here I thought i was usually uber Virgo. Makes me wonder what sign I normally across as when I post, lol.
OMG. WE'RE GETTING MARRRIEEEEEDDDDDD.
Also, cancer moon.
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Shit, srsly? My Cancer Sailor Moon is that strong, eh?
Or does it just speak louder to yours? We should get them little matching hats!
Posted by PeanutButterandElly
Posted by Andalusia
Posted by PeanutButterandElly
Posted by Andalusia
Posted by PeanutButterandElly
This is the most Virgo thing I've ever seen you post.Also makes me want to repropose to you.
😆 I accept!
Here I thought i was usually uber Virgo. Makes me wonder what sign I normally across as when I post, lol.
OMG. WE'RE GETTING MARRRIEEEEEDDDDDD.
Also, cancer moon.
Shit, srsly? My Cancer Sailor Moon is that strong, eh?
Or does it just speak louder to yours? We should get them little matching hats!
OMG WE'RE GONNA BE THE BEST DXP POWER COUPLE. **
matching hats and all.
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**but only 4 days out of the month*, when our moons are in their proper houses and all is right with the world.
*excluding Mercury retrograde
Posted by hades_moon
Posted by LadyNeptune
Eating soup doesn't require chewing.
But soup is drank 😱
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Who says let's go drink a bowl of soup though?
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by BuffaloBills28
I don't use this hip language people my age use.. To me it's really awkward, and extremely unattractive. If a female ever asked me to eat her "kitty"... I'd give her a death stare. loll. 😛
What's the preferred language, sir? 😕
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"Please perform oral intercourse on the vulva."
Posted by confusingconfused
or a very very very old lady.
Well she IS a Virgo sooo...
Posted by dolluxe
You can always tell daddy to
Not feral enough for me.
I like it to sound downright dirty.
I personally prefer "muff diving".
"eating pussy" is OK.
"Munching carpet" is annoying, mostly because I actually get this visual of someone (or myself) having to bite into an actual piece of carpet.
Posted by confusingconfused
never heard of "munching carpet" LMAO
They call us carpet munchers for a reason 😄
Posted by BuffaloBills28
I don't use this hip language people my age use.. To me it's really awkward, and extremely unattractive. If a female ever asked me to eat her "kitty"... I'd give her a death stare. loll. 😛
Suck my clit.
The appropriation of the more popular 'suck my dick'.
Smd? How about smc.
Posted by BuffaloBills28
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by BuffaloBills28
I don't use this hip language people my age use.. To me it's really awkward, and extremely unattractive. If a female ever asked me to eat her "kitty"... I'd give her a death stare. loll. 😛
Suck my clit.
The appropriation of the more popular 'suck my dick'.
Smd? How about smc.
Seems a little too horny. lol.
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Maybe you just don't like talking about it. A girl needs to push your head down south mid make out session to get some oral.
I... Actually kinda like when a guy says he's going to eat me out.
Yes I'm sure if I really pondered over the words being used I would rethink my stance but... I find it hot and kinda animalistic. Especially if it's right in the moment. Or when the guy says "I wanna taste you so bad. Please let me"
Ain't gotta ask me twice Papi ☺️?
Posted by littlenanobyte
Posted by Montgomery
Blow jobs don't exactly involve blowing either.Not to my knowledge anyway. o.O
You don't just blow on it ??
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Heck, if it's working for you...
Posted by wagtail
Generally it's referred to as 'growling out' in some circles here...@_@
Lol... say what—
I hear that and my first thought was fanny farts
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
And I have to lick my fingers clean afterwards.
You actually do that? 😱
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Nah.... it's actually the woman's job to do that. He's just being a gentlemen
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
And I have to lick my fingers clean afterwards.
You actually do that? 😱
Nah.... it's actually the woman's job to do that. He's just being a gentlemen
You eat your own juice?! 😱
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Only after he has gargled it for around 5 secs
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
And I have to lick my fingers clean afterwards.
You actually do that? 😱
Nah.... it's actually the woman's job to do that. He's just being a gentlemen
You eat your own juice?! 😱
Only after he has gargled it for around 5 secs
You are so gonna get pregnant!! LMAO
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Swallowing cum is the best way to get pregnant.
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
And I have to lick my fingers clean afterwards.
You actually do that? 😱
Nah.... it's actually the woman's job to do that. He's just being a gentlemen
I'm a woman, I was being a gentlelady!
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Hahah! I dunno why this cracked me up.
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
And I have to lick my fingers clean afterwards.
You actually do that? 😱
Nah.... it's actually the woman's job to do that. He's just being a gentlemen
You eat your own juice?! 😱
Only after he has gargled it for around 5 secs
You are so gonna get pregnant!! LMAO
Swallowing cum is the best way to get pregnant.
.... with some food baby 😆
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It only works if used with a baby spoon though. The plastic kind
Posted by Ram416
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
And I have to lick my fingers clean afterwards.
You actually do that? 😱
Nah.... it's actually the woman's job to do that. He's just being a gentlemen
I'm a woman, I was being a gentlelady!
Hahah! I dunno why this cracked me up.
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Ah crap lol. I missed that reply. Facepalm
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
And I have to lick my fingers clean afterwards.
You actually do that? 😱
Nah.... it's actually the woman's job to do that. He's just being a gentlemen
You eat your own juice?! 😱
Only after he has gargled it for around 5 secs
You are so gonna get pregnant!! LMAO
Swallowing cum is the best way to get pregnant.
.... with some food baby 😆
It only works if used with a baby spoon though. The plastic kind
damn! SO MUCH WORK!!!
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It's quicker than licking your fingers...
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by AwkwardStiffErections
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by AwkwardStiffErections
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by AwkwardStiffErections
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
And I have to lick my fingers clean afterwards.
You actually do that? 😱
Nah.... it's actually the woman's job to do that. He's just being a gentlemen
You eat your own juice?! 😱
Only after he has gargled it for around 5 secs
You are so gonna get pregnant!! LMAO
Swallowing cum is the best way to get pregnant.
And vagina juice is usually the best source of protein to get vascular
sounds nutritious 😆
As long as you lick that p@ssy dry LMAO
You mean your specialty? 😆
First one to spread finds out 😛
Oh shit unleashing the Firey moon
ok, so let's have a race. we are gonna time you and Queenofthepheasantfairies.
you are gonna lick a pussy dry with bare mouth and she's gonna use a baby spoon to swallow the cum.
you find your pussy and she finds her source of cum...
ready, set, go! 😆
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Not sure it would be a fair fight. I'm experienced. This is a day job
I wonder the same thing about "blow jobs." ...there's not really much blowing going on, which is the opposite of what's really going on.
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
Posted by wagtail
Generally it's referred to as 'growling out' in some circles here...@_@
Lol... say what—
I hear that and my first thought was fanny farts
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Ummm in context -
my girlfriend is extremely happy with how I growled her out last night 😆
Ima make sure he growls me out later 😈
Etc etc you get the... ehrm... idea...
Posted by wagtail
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
Posted by wagtail
Generally it's referred to as 'growling out' in some circles here...@_@
Lol... say what—
I hear that and my first thought was fanny farts
Ummm in context -
my girlfriend is extremely happy with how I growled her out last night 😆
Ima make sure he growls me out later 😈
Etc etc you get the... ehrm... idea...
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LOL I get you!
So @Op the 16 year Olds or younger on here what would you tell them if they asked you this on a forum?
What is it?
How do you do it?
Who taught you that in the first place?
Kids have to know everything young anyways right?
Posted by Montgomery
Blow jobs don't exactly involve blowing either.Not to my knowledge anyway. o.O
When you pause to catch your breath and are panting over the head of his dick.
Blowing-ish?
Or maybe it's an expression that came from, "she gives killer head, it blows my mind".
Posted by FirstDecanTaurianWomen0428
So @Op the 16 year Olds or younger on here what would you tell them if they asked you this on a forum?What is it?
How do you do it?
Who taught you that in the first place?
I would start with gargle and swallow does not equate to pregnancy.
It's a figure of speech
Posted by bumboklatt
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by bumboklatt
You're kitty has obviously never been eaten
maybe she's a virgin.
Maybe
I was half joking, cause I've seen some vids where they sure do look hungry the way they munch
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AKA Cunninlingus! Yummy! 😈
Cyber hugs! 🤗
Love,
Eva
Posted by Seraphlight
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Andalusia
I've never understood that phrase. Who the fuck came up with that?Eating implies chewing and swallowing, no? Which sounds rather painful and messy.
Eat the pussy like you eat ice cream. Better?
nope....too many men doing this....
.you suck...like eating a flat ice pop...
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suck, lick, slurp. Just get in between my thighs.
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Would you prefer some of these?bag lunch, beaver dinner, being taken out to lunch, bird licker, biting flaps, box lunch at the "Y", burger fest, burger feast, bush doctor, carpet munching, cherry flip, chewing bubble gum, chow box, chow down, chowing, chow or chowing box, clam dinner, clean the carpet, cleaning your head, coochy kiss, DJ, cutting the carpet, dessert, digging for clams, diving for tuna, doing your A, B, C s, down town, eat, eating, to eat beaver, eating box, eating at the crossroads, eat cunt, eating fur pie, eat meat, eat out, eat squirrel, eat pussy, eat my giblets, eating the bearded clam, eating out, to eat somebody out, eating a glazed donut, eating at the pussy palace, eating from the honey pot, eating hair pie, eating the sulfaking sandwich, eating at the "Y", eat tuna, eating the vertical taco, flipping the bean, French culture-oral-genital sex in general, getting a perm, getting down, giving face, giving head, giving skull, glazed donut face, go down, going down on, go south, going south with the mouth, head, hairpie, having tomato soup, having oyster stew, hedge clipping, hummer, hum job, kissing the clam, lapping, lick, lick bean, lick the bowl, lick box, lick cooter, lick'em where they pee, lickety lap, licking beaver, licking the lower lips, tongue, lick the slit, lunch, marine biology, mimi-job, muff diving, muffburger, muff muncher, munching box, munching muff, munch rug, mustache rides, OS, oral sex, red beard, rug munching, salty dog, sex floss, sit on my face, skull, slit licking, smoochie, snack at the "Y", snack time, split the darkwood, suck, eating sushi, tea bag, tickle the bearded clam, tongue the B, tongue job, tongue pussy, tonguing, tuna taco, Venus butterfly, womb broom-abortion term, red wings-during menstruation, "Y" pie, yodeling in the canyon, yodeling in the gully, yodeling in the "O"
Slot licking and bean licker sound good to me.
But I still want my pussy ate. It's the vulgarity that drives that statement home.
Posted by Montgomery
Blow jobs don't exactly involve blowing either.Not to my knowledge anyway. o.O
LMAO!!!
Some people just too literal. Literally!
Posted by BuffaloBills28
Posted by confusingconfused
Posted by BuffaloBills28
I don't use this hip language people my age use.. To me it's really awkward, and extremely unattractive. If a female ever asked me to eat her "kitty"... I'd give her a death stare. loll. 😛
What's the preferred language, sir? 😕
Lol. Not too sure. But for me personally, I don't really like it. Seems immature to me. "hey baby, would you come over and eat my kitty".. lol. I'd be like, thank you, but I think I'll pass on the kitty eating. lollll. 😛 I don't know, words to me can be a big turn off.
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So you wouldn't want anyone to steam your carrot? Lmao
I am too can be grossed out by wording!
What would you like it to be called?
the history of pussy eating 😆
https://www.datalounge.com/thread/14693812-when-did-men-start-eating-pussy-
??
I ain't complaining ??
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I've never understood that phrase. Who the fuck came up with that?
Eating implies chewing and swallowing, no? Which sounds rather painful and messy.