Dazed
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Why do you drool...
Posted by _Dazed
..over sweat pant penis imprints but not dick pics?
Mars please.
because sometimes we spend more for packaging than the actual product. #aesthetics
Same reason I prefer tasteful clothing that accentuates the figure rather than revealing clothing—it’s about leaving something for the imagination. I appreciate a little mystery... it’s often better than the reality. The wanting is generally better than actually getting.
Scorpio Mars.
Scorpio Mars.
Posted by stillstillwaterPosted by _Dazed
..over sweat pant penis imprints but not dick pics?
Mars please.
because sometimes we spend more for packaging than the actual product. #aestheticsclick to expand
What if it has a bow wrapped around it?
I don't wanna look.. I'd rather you brush up against me n let me feel that D 😍😂😏
Aries mars.. lol
Aries mars.. lol
Because dicks are not pretty .... and usually when you see it naked its hard.
When you see a nice imprint on accident and its a nice size soft...you can imagine it hard...and its like foreplay.
Cancer Mars
When you see a nice imprint on accident and its a nice size soft...you can imagine it hard...and its like foreplay.
Cancer Mars
Posted by CoffeeAndCream
@romzz since you were like let me see
the crazy thing is it was only a thumbprint- but you can visibly see the thing chilling..cause we were watching a Senate debate
and I'm like WTF is going on here so I clicked hella hard on xions zoom profile so i can get full screen and his dick was laying to right side just chilling like a villain and I was like🤣😂🤣🤣
😍😍😍
thirst trap he felt very embarrassed
lol he got so embarrassed
Posted by CoffeeAndCreamPosted by RomzzPosted by CoffeeAndCream
@romzz since you were like let me see
the crazy thing is it was only a thumbprint- but you can visibly see the thing chilling..cause we were watching a Senate debate
and I'm like WTF is going on here so I clicked hella hard on xions zoom profile so i can get full screen and his dick was laying to right side just chilling like a villain and I was like🤣😂🤣🤣
😍😍😍
thirst trap he felt very embarrassed
lol he got so embarrassed
seriously he the only one on dxp who can sue me for sexual harassment
the other night it was his butt
he has a nice grab worthy bootyclick to expand
AND cake 🍰 too??
No wonder god made him annoying, gotta balance that out 😆
Posted by Moon_RiverPosted by SeaLion
Because dicks are not pretty .... and usually when you see it naked its hard.
When you see a nice imprint on accident and its a nice size soft...you can imagine it hard...and its like foreplay.
Cancer Mars
😬😬😬click to expand
What?
Posted by HypnotoadPosted by SeaLion
Because dicks are not pretty .... and usually when you see it naked its hard.
When you see a nice imprint on accident and its a nice size soft...you can imagine it hard...and its like foreplay.
Cancer Mars
And you can't see that floppity foreskin.click to expand
One eyed willy lol
Dicks are hilarious looking
Posted by IxiPosted by RomzzPosted by CoffeeAndCreamPosted by RomzzPosted by CoffeeAndCream
@romzz since you were like let me see
the crazy thing is it was only a thumbprint- but you can visibly see the thing chilling..cause we were watching a Senate debate
and I'm like WTF is going on here so I clicked hella hard on xions zoom profile so i can get full screen and his dick was laying to right side just chilling like a villain and I was like🤣😂🤣🤣
😍😍😍
thirst trap he felt very embarrassed
lol he got so embarrassed
seriously he the only one on dxp who can sue me for sexual harassment
the other night it was his butt
he has a nice grab worthy booty
AND cake 🍰 too??
No wonder god made him annoying, gotta balance that out 😆
I always LOL mightily when an Aries talks about other people being annoying lol.click to expand
Ya mmmkay 🐍
From now on all I’m hearing when you talk is
And
But still annoying
Posted by RomzzPosted by IxiPosted by RomzzPosted by CoffeeAndCreamPosted by RomzzPosted by CoffeeAndCream
@romzz since you were like let me see
the crazy thing is it was only a thumbprint- but you can visibly see the thing chilling..cause we were watching a Senate debate
and I'm like WTF is going on here so I clicked hella hard on xions zoom profile so i can get full screen and his dick was laying to right side just chilling like a villain and I was like🤣😂🤣🤣
😍😍😍
thirst trap he felt very embarrassed
lol he got so embarrassed
seriously he the only one on dxp who can sue me for sexual harassment
the other night it was his butt
he has a nice grab worthy booty
AND cake 🍰 too??
No wonder god made him annoying, gotta balance that out 😆
I always LOL mightily when an Aries talks about other people being annoying lol.
Ya mmmkay 🐍
From now on all I’m hearing when you talk is
And
But still annoyingclick to expand
Mmmmm poofy man buns.... now that’s something I like ogling lol come here... *squish squish*
Posted by SeaLion
Because dicks are not pretty .... and usually when you see it naked its hard.
When you see a nice imprint on accident and its a nice size soft...you can imagine it hard...and its like foreplay.
Cancer Mars
A have but rarely met a gorgeous penesesessss but they are out there!! Now Those diock pics I don’t mind at all! As long as they aren’t unwarranted. An unsolicited dick pic is repulsive albeit interesting. It does pique the mind but probably not in the way intended. Mostly I wonder about the kind of sad, unfuckable man it usually spawns from and so on and so forth. Never really about the actual dick unless it’s impressive, which is almost never is—like 99% never.
same reason men are drooling over lingerie (or a nice landscaping) rather than raw vagina
it's the same as men googling the big titties with the hard nipples bouncing around under that shirt all free and shit
they can't have it but it sure look good lol
yum yum
Cap Moon but who cares
they can't have it but it sure look good lol
yum yum
Cap Moon but who cares
Posted by tctapp007
it's the same as men googling the big titties with the hard nipples bouncing around under that shirt all free and shit
they can't have it but it sure look good lol
yum yum
Cap Moon but who cares
I mean Pisces Mars lmfao Zoom Zoom FFS
Posted by blackphvse
That's actually a really good question. Lol
It's cause the actuality is never as impressive as our imaginations make it out to be 😆
no cause it's attached to something that isn't as appealing which is the catch lol if there were just big dicks walking around with no brains ... oh wait
Posted by HypnotoadPosted by SeaLion
Because dicks are not pretty .... and usually when you see it naked its hard.
When you see a nice imprint on accident and its a nice size soft...you can imagine it hard...and its like foreplay.
Cancer Mars
And you can't see that floppity foreskin.click to expand
nothing wrong with foreskin
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