List of deal breakers...

So people think we have huge lists of stuff to be crossed in a specific order. No one can hold a candle to this guy...hoping to hell he isn't a Virgo:

LOL. This guys a kook.

I take it no one ever messaged him?

So basically he'll be forever alone lol

Well at least he knows what he wants..in great detail.

Definitely.

"Don't message me if...

- you consider yourself a happy person."




Let me just say, wow, fuck that guy.

If you're happy and you know it...clap your hands and don't message me.

😆

I had to do a double take on that requirement also.

If he is serious...thats sad but if he's using it as a means to draw people in...he's a genius!

he doesn't like the doors? well then that alone makes him a complete loser.

and he wonders why he's single? what a total jerk. anyone that self absorbed has to be a insecure psycho.

Posted by gemini64
he doesn't like the doors? well then that alone makes him a complete loser.

I volunteer to be a loser then.

...-doesn't message-
Damn happiness, you cost me that person...
-Runs of happily-

I liked that one song they made called "let me be myself"

He lost me at his first point..where liking Doors is grounds for dismissal immediately.

I knew I liked Doors for a reason 😄

Posted by MissFisk
That's a hipster Capricorn

I was thinking Earth also..but the list is a Virgo thing 😭

Do not message me if

- you don't realize that john lennon was a ... douche.




Heh

That self-righteous dick got one right.

Posted by Montgomery
Do not message me if

- you don't realize that john lennon was a ... douche.




Heh

That self-righteous dick got one right.

He got more than one right. I can't believe people don't know John Lennon was a wife beater.

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Posted by TMV

Posted by gemini64
he doesn't like the doors? well then that alone makes him a complete loser.

I volunteer to be a loser then.

Seconded! not a fan. Waaaaaaaayyyyy over-rated.

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-.-

He could've put any band there..just by putting a band first above all other criteria is crazy.

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Posted by gemini64
he doesn't like the doors? well then that alone makes him a complete loser.

I volunteer to be a loser then.

Seconded! not a fan. Waaaaaaaayyyyy over-rated.

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I think 'don't be a douche' pretty well covers my list lol.

LOL he sounds like a virgo/cap.. he defiantly has placements in both!


laughed at the - if you consider yourself a happy person. He must love misery!

annnnndd to nit pick it's not "dye your hair light blond", it's bleaching when you go lighter.. just saying!

"you needlessly kill spiders"

Posted by sassafras
"you needlessly kill spiders"

They aren't special. They get treated like everything else that breaks/sneaks in and enters the home.

They get crushed. Can't handle the home security than stay out of the house. 😐

When will this guy go on reddit? He has potential content for extensive mockery

hmmm, other than a few exceptions, I'd gladly chat over a beer with this dude.

Honesty is a good thing. 😉

😢 I wish I could see the message lol

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Posted by gemini64
he doesn't like the doors? well then that alone makes him a complete loser.

I volunteer to be a loser then.

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i grew up with the doors. totally different type of music and talent from the crap that's called talent today.

if you volunteer to be a loser, they that's your choice.

Italian, Russian, Spanish are races? LOL

And yeah, Mel's in that picture roflmao

With his looks...he cant afford to have ridiculous standards! Lol

I know that's was mean of me...but jfc look at that mouth full of horse teeth..and kissing is his favorite thing?? Scary!

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Posted by gemini64
he doesn't like the doors? well then that alone makes him a complete loser.

I volunteer to be a loser then.

i grew up with the doors. totally different type of music and talent from the crap that's called talent today.

if you volunteer to be a loser, they that's your choice.

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Aww, what a cute little hipster.

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Posted by sassafras
"you needlessly kill spiders"

They aren't special. They get treated like everything else that breaks/sneaks in and enters the home.

They get crushed. Can't handle the home security than stay out of the house. 😐

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I saw a spider climbing on the wall of this cancer dude's place. He was like "oh! Let me get a paper--" too late, I killed it with my thumb. Poor guy looked at me like I was the most horrible person on the planet! 😆

not a bad list

Posted by size zero superhero
My b/f just looked over my shoulder as I was scanning over this thread.

He caught a glimpse of the notorious VirgoRomeo's pics & said he looks like he's overly-prepared for a Renaissance Festival LARPing session. LMAO.

He actually reminds me of Agentgem's renaissance scorpio boyfriend.

Posted by size zero superhero
Virgomeo also reminded me of


"Mystery", the self-professed pickup artist. He was more steampunk-pimp than renaissuck, but equally cheesy. Mystery is real bad PR for us Libras. So fail.

Oh yeah..the man who can get every chick interested in his ridiculous hats. The amount of self-righteousness in that guy...

Not to forget his pink feather boa!

Posted by MissFisk
Who wants to start taking bets how small his dick is?

Posted by Damnata
Italian, Russian, Spanish are races? LOL

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Try his dick and his brain.....LOL!