Cancerprancer
@Cancerprancer
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Posted by CancerprancerWhy are you dragging people?
Im reading a random thread of 100 people postig. Months later after I drag her.
And she still remembers my name!
I know cancers aree emotional but this one is downright pathetic
Why are you still mad arielle83?
are you still tickled that I dragged you for filth?
get my name out your mouth!



Posted by justagirlwa wa wa wait - you mean some shit going down this weekend ? omg, me and babe are having a small celebration for our one year anniversary together on Sunday ... I don't want nothing to happen ... omg tell me it isn't true and if it is, how can I keep the cool on ?
ya i was wondering the same thing @xXxAliciaXxX...
Shit is going retro and the Scorpio moon.. shit is gonan be deep this weekend!
threads made to call out or bash others are usless TBH.

Posted by CancerOnTheCuspOr SF?? Maybe he gave up pretending to be a scorpio in favor of being a crab?
I'm just wondering whose retread this is....Denver?

Posted by MoonArtistIs this Cancerprancer supposed to be a Crab?Posted by CancerOnTheCuspOr SF?? Maybe he gave up pretending to be a scorpio in favor of being a crab?
I'm just wondering whose retread this is....Denver?click to expand


Posted by OceanBoy88Lovely! But ditch that hipster ukulele. I have a couple of steel strings. 🙂
Can't we all just get along? I got marshmallows and my ukulele for some heartwarming music under a warm fire 🙂

Posted by CancerOnTheCuspshe might be another crazy scorpio womanPosted by MoonArtistIs this Cancerprancer supposed to be a Crab?Posted by CancerOnTheCuspOr SF?? Maybe he gave up pretending to be a scorpio in favor of being a crab?
I'm just wondering whose retread this is....Denver?click to expand

Posted by CancerOnTheCuspBeats me....but the name suggests so.Posted by MoonArtistIs this Cancerprancer supposed to be a Crab?Posted by CancerOnTheCuspOr SF?? Maybe he gave up pretending to be a scorpio in favor of being a crab?
I'm just wondering whose retread this is....Denver?click to expand


Posted by OceanBoy88Ukulele!!! Is it easy to learn?? I want one!
Can't we all just get along? I got marshmallows and my ukulele for some heartwarming music under a warm fire 🙂

Posted by Arielle83I'm torn between giving a high five back or sending you cyanide laced chocolates....lolPosted by HouseCleaningYep I called her name 3 times so she would appear in your "cancer men" thread of women scorned, and she did!!Posted by CancerOnTheCuspshe might be another crazy scorpio womanPosted by MoonArtistIs this Cancerprancer supposed to be a Crab?Posted by CancerOnTheCuspOr SF?? Maybe he gave up pretending to be a scorpio in favor of being a crab?
I'm just wondering whose retread this is....Denver?
Highhhh five!!click to expand

Posted by Arielle83She's like a genie!Posted by HouseCleaningYep I called her name 3 times so she would appear in your "cancer men" thread of women scorned, and she did!!Posted by CancerOnTheCuspshe might be another crazy scorpio womanPosted by MoonArtistIs this Cancerprancer supposed to be a Crab?Posted by CancerOnTheCuspOr SF?? Maybe he gave up pretending to be a scorpio in favor of being a crab?
I'm just wondering whose retread this is....Denver?
Highhhh five!!click to expand

Posted by Cancerprancer
Pretty sure I read a historical article about Australia being the dumping ground for all of Europe's prisoners!
Aussies are known for being mentally unstable..



Posted by wagtailg'day mate
So hilarious it hit me right in the Aussie-feels.
But then crikey I cracked a beer, put another shrimp on the barbie- told someone that's not a knife THIS is a knife and before you could count drop bears in a koala net, it was aallll bloody bonza mate.
Jumped straight on my kangaroo and c0katoo'd outta there...


Posted by wagtaili need to brush up on my australian 😕
G'daywatshappeninthenallrighmate?Bloody motza I tell ya @housecleaning

Posted by HouseCleaningNo need to brush up mate, here's a tip.Posted by wagtaili need to brush up on my australian 😕
G'daywatshappeninthenallrighmate?Bloody motza I tell ya @housecleaning
i'm fine, the dingo didn't eat my baby
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Posted by wagtaildotoiletbowlsflushbackwardswhenyou'reupsidedown? maaaaatePosted by HouseCleaningNo need to brush up mate, here's a tip.Posted by wagtaili need to brush up on my australian 😕
G'daywatshappeninthenallrighmate?Bloody motza I tell ya @housecleaning
i'm fine, the dingo didn't eat my baby
Runallyourwordstogetherlikethey'retryingtoescapeandalwaysendeverythingonanupwardsinflectionlikeyouraskingaquestion?
then finish with maaaaateclick to expand


Posted by wagtailuh
@housecleaning yes they do it's a literal wet willy
your syntax was almost perfect but it needs to be a factual statement.
Ending with a question mark.
like-
Thequickbrowndingojumpedoverthelazydog? Maaaaaaaaaate

Posted by HouseCleaningExactly, there's the rub innit?Posted by wagtailuh
@housecleaning yes they do it's a literal wet willy
your syntax was almost perfect but it needs to be a factual statement.
Ending with a question mark.
like-
Thequickbrowndingojumpedoverthelazydog? Maaaaaaaaaate
whenisaquestionaquestionoriseverystatementaquestion? Maaaaaaaaaate
fuck
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Posted by wagtailwow if i go to australia i'm going to get stabbed while asking for directions or what time it is. then my carcass dumped in the bush, my eyes pecked out by a cassowary, and eaten by a flock of cockatoosPosted by HouseCleaningExactly, there's the rub innit?Posted by wagtailuh
@housecleaning yes they do it's a literal wet willy
your syntax was almost perfect but it needs to be a factual statement.
Ending with a question mark.
like-
Thequickbrowndingojumpedoverthelazydog? Maaaaaaaaaate
whenisaquestionaquestionoriseverystatementaquestion? Maaaaaaaaaate
fuck
Or for example, make sure you speak with minimal consonants- like it's a Hootie and the Blowfish song- all vowels, running together.
When the words are enunciated and there's no upwards inflection your either ina pub fight or about to get subpoenaed.click to expand

Posted by HouseCleaningMeh, you just described a long weekend Down Under, no biggie.Posted by wagtailwow if i go to australia i'm going to get stabbed while asking for directions or what time it is. then my carcass dumped in the bush, my eyes pecked out by a cassowary, and eaten by a flock of cockatoosPosted by HouseCleaningExactly, there's the rub innit?Posted by wagtailuh
@housecleaning yes they do it's a literal wet willy
your syntax was almost perfect but it needs to be a factual statement.
Ending with a question mark.
like-
Thequickbrowndingojumpedoverthelazydog? Maaaaaaaaaate
whenisaquestionaquestionoriseverystatementaquestion? Maaaaaaaaaate
fuck
Or for example, make sure you speak with minimal consonants- like it's a Hootie and the Blowfish song- all vowels, running together.
When the words are enunciated and there's no upwards inflection your either ina pub fight or about to get subpoenaed.
i was wondering, if you're all the way down there down under, won't i get charged a long distance internet fee?click to expand


Posted by wagtaili like my eyeballs though. they help me to locate foodPosted by HouseCleaningMeh, you just described a long weekend Down Under, no biggie.Posted by wagtailwow if i go to australia i'm going to get stabbed while asking for directions or what time it is. then my carcass dumped in the bush, my eyes pecked out by a cassowary, and eaten by a flock of cockatoosPosted by HouseCleaningExactly, there's the rub innit?Posted by wagtailuh
@housecleaning yes they do it's a literal wet willy
your syntax was almost perfect but it needs to be a factual statement.
Ending with a question mark.
like-
Thequickbrowndingojumpedoverthelazydog? Maaaaaaaaaate
whenisaquestionaquestionoriseverystatementaquestion? Maaaaaaaaaate
fuck
Or for example, make sure you speak with minimal consonants- like it's a Hootie and the Blowfish song- all vowels, running together.
When the words are enunciated and there's no upwards inflection your either ina pub fight or about to get subpoenaed.
i was wondering, if you're all the way down there down under, won't i get charged a long distance internet fee?
click to expand

Posted by wagtailserves the emus right for being flightless chickens. they should've evolved better wings
@housecleaning
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/boozy-feral-pig-steals-beer-gets-drunk-and-starts-fight-with-a-cow-8805312.html
http://www.emugigs.com/emuwar/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War


Posted by wagtailAwww poor Dayrl & MerylPosted by Cancerprancer
Pretty sure I read a historical article about Australia being the dumping ground for all of Europe's prisoners!
Aussies are known for being mentally unstable..
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Posted by wagtailStahp!Posted by Cancerprancer
Pretty sure I read a historical article about Australia being the dumping ground for all of Europe's prisoners!
Aussies are known for being mentally unstable..
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And she still remembers my name!
I know cancers aree emotional but this one is downright pathetic
Why are you still mad arielle83?
are you still tickled that I dragged you for filth?
get my name out your mouth!