Is Kitten really a Capricorn?!

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It has come to our attention that @kitten_ (hereafter referred to as "Kitten") may possibly not be a Capricorn at all.

Please state your case why Kitten should or should not be considered a Capricorn. The results of this will be the official denunciation or acceptance of Kitten as a Capricorn which will be based not only on the poll but also on the value of each reason provided by our members.

As an extra service to Kitten, we will volunteer to suggest a more fitting sun sign and petition for that board to finally welcome Kitten home.

Take a yes/no poll, post your reasons, and suggest an alternative sun sign for Kitten.

*Important: Poll closes in 1 week from today*

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The Capricorn Board thanks you for your contribution.

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There is a woman here who was supposedly 25 when I joined dxp (my age at the time). I remember thinking... she looks so old to be my age 😲

Now I am 29. She is still 25 !

Nahh that woman is in her 40s I think.

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Gurl, what username? Spill the tea☕.

I'm at work rn, it's slow and I need entertainment.
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“Spacebird”...
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Posted by tiziani

I like kitten's posts but I like the time-honoured DXP tradition of ostracizing board members even more.



I vote to make an example of them and send a message to all their kitten friends.


If the Capricorn board doesn't uphold the tradition, then who will??!! Leave it to the Geminis? to the Libras? to the Aries? to the Sag? Nay! That's what we're here for ... to say and do the dirty but very much necessary work of our dear DXP Family.

We are here to service you and nothing more.
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Posted by tiziani

Posted by stillstillwater

Posted by tiziani

Cap shorty gets shot in the streets

Cause he ain't pay his fees

It's never bout the moneeeeeeey, it's never bout the moneeeeeeey

There's principles involved, the rules apply to all

It's never bout the moneeeeeeey, it's never bout the moneeeeeeey


love it! Is it a reference to anything? Or you wrote that?


Nah that is Fabolous and Jadakiss - Principles. It was the closing music on last week's episode of Power lol
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lol! been meaning to watch that show.
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Female Caps are persona non grata with me (and vice versa).

My Libra Moon will not feed their bottomless pits nor compete for their attention ... and they find that unacceptable.

Translation: Kitten is a friggin' Cancer ... 😆

Gender be damned ... 😛


Female Caps?


Yup. I've had just 2 close female Cap friends in life. All within the last 10 years or less. One from Washington that I never met in person but she'd been a close friend since about 2007 and the other was a former department manager at work. We get along as friends or in a professional environment, and that's the extent of it. No romance of any sort develops (or its one sided - i.e. female Cap develops 'em and I don't; she never confesses). But yeah, only 2 in 44 years of life? We tend to turn each other off or its case of too many similarities / hating in each other exactly that which we loathe about ourselves. I find them far more status conscious than I am ...
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Oh ok. Sorry just don't understand the connection that you mentioned Cap women but ended up with Kitten is a Cancer?
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DXP has spoken (and by dxp i mean 20 respondents):

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@Kitten_ To your cheer or dismay, DXP has cast it's vote and you're officially denounced as a Capricorn sun sign.

It seems the sign of Pisces has been recommended for you and we sincerely hope that the Pisces board welcomes you home with open arms.

We wish you all the best. Here's to you, Kitten!

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Signed,

Capricorn Board
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Posted by tiziani

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@tiziani @deadinside I should really go into PR or something , no?


by the way you spun that vote result, absolutely.
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By spun you mean hacked?

Absolutely not. That’d be boring. I meant what I said to put a rest to it and it was up to other people. I did cast 1 vote that was my right but that’s it.
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Posted by tiziani

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Posted by tiziani

wait wasn't that a vote result to KEEP kitten as a Cap?

but LOL @ "Needs to be a Gemini"


The question was “is kitten a cap” and 65% no.


Lol are you messing with me? In the screenshot the question says "should we reconsider kitten as a capricorn?"
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Exactly and people said "No, we should not". People decided Kitten should not be considered a Cap. lol. What's going on with this miscommunication?
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Posted by Thrasybulus

Posted by stillstillwater

DXP has spoken (and by dxp i mean 20 respondents):

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@Kitten_ To your cheer or dismay, DXP has cast it's vote and you're officially denounced as a Capricorn sun sign.

It seems the sign of Pisces has been recommended for you and we sincerely hope that the Pisces board welcomes you home with open arms.

We wish you all the best. Here's to you, Kitten!

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Signed,

Capricorn Board


Can I take his/her/it's place?

I have five planets on Capricorn and people doubt that I'm an Aqua with Sag moon, which I traded away by now, all the time anway.
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Alright let's put you to the test:

1) When people say money can't buy happiness, your reaction is?

2) When you find out that an acquaintance is not ambitious but everyone says he's "great", what do you say?

3) You're sleeping early because you have an important early meeting in the morning, and your girlfriend calls you crying that she and her bff had a fight, what do you do?
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Posted by Thrasybulus

Posted by stillstillwater

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Posted by stillstillwater

DXP has spoken (and by dxp i mean 20 respondents):

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@Kitten_ To your cheer or dismay, DXP has cast it's vote and you're officially denounced as a Capricorn sun sign.

It seems the sign of Pisces has been recommended for you and we sincerely hope that the Pisces board welcomes you home with open arms.

We wish you all the best. Here's to you, Kitten!

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Signed,

Capricorn Board


Can I take his/her/it's place?

I have five planets on Capricorn and people doubt that I'm an Aqua with Sag moon, which I traded away by now, all the time anway.


Alright let's put you to the test:

1) When people say money can't buy happiness, your reaction is?

2) When you find out that an acquaintance is not ambitious but everyone says he's "great", what do you say?

3) You're sleeping early because you have an important early meeting in the morning, and your girlfriend calls you crying that she and her bff had a fight, what do you do?


1) I say heresy(!) for money can get you power and power in turn can get you almost anything. Plus cocain and hookers.

2) He can't be that great if he isn' aspiring for more greatness.

3) Tell her to cry through the night and call me again the next day in order to schedule a meeting at a more appropriate time and place which should reduce the drama if it's in public.
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Yes and then we silently laugh to ourselves.

Welcome aboard!

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"he deshonored us"

That's deadinside's comment. Attitude plus grammar mistake. 😂😂😂


lol i love it!
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Ya, i actually think "des" is French version of "dis".

Like if you write "disenchanted" in French it would be "desenchantee", so it might not really be a mistake but just a conscious refusal to use proper English. Something the French are known to do, because they're fiercely proud of their language.
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Posted by Thrasybulus

Posted by stillstillwater

Posted by Thrasybulus

Posted by stillstillwater

Posted by Thrasybulus

Posted by stillstillwater

DXP has spoken (and by dxp i mean 20 respondents):

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@Kitten_ To your cheer or dismay, DXP has cast it's vote and you're officially denounced as a Capricorn sun sign.

It seems the sign of Pisces has been recommended for you and we sincerely hope that the Pisces board welcomes you home with open arms.

We wish you all the best. Here's to you, Kitten!

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Signed,

Capricorn Board


Can I take his/her/it's place?

I have five planets on Capricorn and people doubt that I'm an Aqua with Sag moon, which I traded away by now, all the time anway.


Alright let's put you to the test:

1) When people say money can't buy happiness, your reaction is?

2) When you find out that an acquaintance is not ambitious but everyone says he's "great", what do you say?

3) You're sleeping early because you have an important early meeting in the morning, and your girlfriend calls you crying that she and her bff had a fight, what do you do?


1) I say heresy(!) for money can get you power and power in turn can get you almost anything. Plus cocain and hookers.

2) He can't be that great if he isn' aspiring for more greatness.

3) Tell her to cry through the night and call me again the next day in order to schedule a meeting at a more appropriate time and place which should reduce the drama if it's in public.


Yes and then we silently laugh to ourselves.

Welcome aboard!

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I'd cry tears of joy but since my Saturn conjuncts my Venus this is all I can do:

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THANK YOU!

Finally no more mushy stuff to endure.
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you fit right in!
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@Tiziani Taurus woman or Capricorn woman? Which one is better for Libra men?


Libra-Taurus is the top.

I agree 👍. Cap women doesn't know how to communicate.

I agree.


Ouch

LOL its true. I broke up with a cap just because of that. Communication is the key in the relationship.. how am I gonna understand you or the situation if you go silent or ghost me every time we have even the slightest of arguments. Mature people have dialogue with each other but the cappy was too much.. Her behavior unnecessarily created a lot of resentment between us. I got fed up..
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ok i understand

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Actually I do, I used to be like that 100% . Something pissed me off i'd just shut down and not want to discuss. But i'm getting older and accepting all aspects of myself..including...gasp...emotional needs (ukh).

Recently, I've been reading on my Pisces North Node and honestly it's helped me a lot. So I'm trying to channel that and walking towards that light. 😕.

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@nanobot i remember of a leo girl here saying that she was obssessed with the cap sign, then i ask if she was in love with a cap, she said no, then she make a thread about her cap ex lol, then she dissapear from the site, i don't know since leos like cats (either for the symbol of the lion or because leos usually like cats) maybe kitten is this girl,

theories...

theories...

Kitten is deff not a leo, he hates Leo’s. Every time i would come on call board he would have something negative to say about Leo’s so he’s deff not a leo and i really don’t get the cat picture lol
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Posted by DeadInside

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@tiziani @deadinside I should really go into PR or something , no?


tiz a libra, me a libra rising, you a libra moon.

do you like pr?
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i've never thought about it seriously but suddenly it sounds like a good fit. I'm good at presenting things in a favorable & positive way... I can see both sides of issues and find ways so that each side can see something good in it.

Also it seems glamorous, don't it?
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@nanobot i remember of a leo girl here saying that she was obssessed with the cap sign, then i ask if she was in love with a cap, she said no, then she make a thread about her cap ex lol, then she dissapear from the site, i don't know since leos like cats (either for the symbol of the lion or because leos usually like cats) maybe kitten is this girl,

theories...

theories...

Kitten is deff not a leo, he hates Leos. Every time i would come on call board he would have something negative to say about Leo’s so he’s deff not a leo and i really don’t get the cat picture lol
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I agree....Kitten is a "dude" (unless he has Fallopian tubes he's STILL a dude).

🤗 cyber hugs!

Love,

Eva

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Posted by Romz-

Kitten is a troll account

Kitten is a woman

Kitten is a Capricorn woman

Kitten use to catfish men on dxp for toasters and flowers

Kitten is a veteran troll



The end - thanks 🙏

Pretty sure IT started as james tate then KittenLaRouge then the many forms of Kittens

nah James Tate was cool!
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James Tate was a sock puppet account used to troll.