Jokes Forum: Laugh Share and Lighten the Mood: Page 3 Topics
Aries: just one. wanna make something of it?
Ok. i was talking about the zodiac signs to my mother, just kinda comparing traits i guess and anyway, i explained that the typical traits of a pisces was usually they prefer to be around animals vs humans because animals tend not to disappoint them as hu
Note: this is meant to be light-hearted and silly; please take it in the spirit in which it was intended. aries - lead him by the you-know-what taurus - - the bigger the better gemini - dancing, flirting and lots of action (men, women - who
Aries - for patience and being a good follower taurus - for being slim, trim and not money-hungry gemini - for constancy and hard work cancer - "thank you, god, for giving me such a 'thick skin'." leo - for being humble, down-to-earth and simp
Aries - an arduous hike followed by chili dogs and a boxing match taurus - six course candlelit dinner, then inspired love poetry and a guitar solo gemini - round of golf followed by a large garden cocktail party cancer - quiet home cooked
I've traveled all 50 states and 27 countries and i've never met anyone like you. aquarius you're hot.
A female reporter, interviewing an american indian chief, asked the significance of the varied number of feathers in indian headdresses. "feathers show number of sexual partners," the chief replied.
Did you hear about the super hero who over dosed on viagra? he's called erection man...
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, if you kiss me, i'll turn into a beautiful
Pa ra papa paaa...i'm lovin' it.
Seeing that nobody uses this forum and the news forum has been removed. i've decided to use forum to dump some news here.
A family is at the dinner table. the son asks the father, ???dad, how many kinds of boobs are there????
A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties. one day a y
When the teacher leaves the classroom. poor capricorn.
Has anyone ever tried kinetic sand? it looks so amazing to play with; i want some!
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.. the woman sneezed, took
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. the doctor asked, what can i do for you?
Voted best joke in ireland and maybe in the world! john o'reilly hoisted his beer and said, here's to spending th
Two women were out for a saturday stroll. one had a doberman and the other, a chihuahua .
An elderly man walks into a confessional. the following conversation ensues: > > man: 'i am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of > 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.
> a married irishman went into the > confessional and said to his priest, 'i almost had an affair with > another woman.' > > the priest said, 'what do you mean, almost?' > > the irishman said, 'well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but
> an elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like > a young girl for the night. surprised, she looks at the ancient man > and asks how old he is.
> muldoon lived alone in the > irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. > one day the dog died, and muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, > 'father, my dog is dead.
Aries: after a five-minute rant in the bathroom when you throw everything out of the window looking for your tube of
Q. why don't black men sleep?
> a woman was having a > passionate affair with an irish inspector from a > pest-control company. one afternoon they were carrying on in > the bedroom together when her husband arrived home > unexpectedly.
> father o'malley answers the phone. 'hello, is this father > o'malley?' > > 'it is!' > > 'this is the taxation department.
> there once was a religious > young woman who went to confession. upon entering the confessional, > she said, 'forgive me, father, for i have sinned.' > > the priest said, 'confess your sins and be forgiven.' > > the young woman said, 'last ni
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old? well....
A group of aries is called an army. a group of taurus is called a potato garden.
There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. he became very depressed because he couldn't play golf.
I'm passing this on because it worked for me. a doctor on tv said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we
A refuse collector in cairns ,australia , is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them
Judy got married and had 13 children. her first husband, ted, passed away she married again, and she and bob had 7 m
Once there were twins, mark and michael, mark was the owner of a dilapidated old boat. it so happened that michael's wi
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. a lady cashier walked up to him and said, your barracks door is
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles.................... wh
(p.s. especially by the russian government i think!)
Batteries have a positive side.. lol
Why...i want different answers
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he
Never believe anything until it's been officially denied.
Dunno if this qualifies as a joke exactly but something i heard recently went: * men love women * women love
Hey, folks: it's almost time to do something *spontaneous!* (lol!)
Jesus loves you! (these are not the words you want to hear in a mexican jail!) (lol!)
As they say in france: all men are bastards - but women like bastards!
Judging from the covers of countless women's magazines, the two topics most popular to women are: 1) why all men are
As we silver surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. i had a problem yesterday, so i calle
