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Q. what is the difference between a cactus and a yorkshireman?

Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?...the woman asked her husband. no...said her husband.

Little johnny! (bless the little bastard) class, today's assignment is to spell and use the word 'dough' in a senten

Three engineering students were discussing the possible designers of the human body. one said, it had to be a mechanic

This morning, i was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. i was staring at her boobs when she said, would you

There was 11 people hanging onto a rope on the underside of a helicopter. ten men and one woman.

A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. the

The zodiac! aries: woo-hoo!

Five unshakable truths about men and women.... 1.

Aries: athletic looking, the cheerleader, guys are attracted to her body. taurus: the one who eats a lot underneath his

Aries: who's in charge here? i'd like to see god right now, please.

Clinton???s version of what really happened ??.. some years ago president clinton was hosting a state dinner when, a

...for the intelligent folks. oh well, intelligent/pretentious :d

Three men died on christmas eve and were met by saint peter at the pearly gates. in honour of this holy season, sai

A refuse collector in cairns ,australia , is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them

This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills! tech support: what kind of computer do you have

The grim reaper came for me last night , and i beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. talk about dyson with death.

1. a nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.

Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the very first time. the first lady said, 'i do

John o'reilly hoisted his beer and said, here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife ! that w

Squeeee best of dog puns on buzz

What the difference and what does it look or sound like? and which do you think is honestly funnier.

Anything this guy touches turns epic! xd

Okay it's raining and you see three people at bus stop. a pregnant woman who has to go to the hospital, your best friend

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party. jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks d

A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him so he leans over and says, you remind me of my

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Anyone else think this is sickly funny? it creeped me out at first but the

Oh yes the parental joke that keeps me laughing oh yes it is a funny thing to laugh about when your bio mother and

The irish bic lighter mick and paddy were fishing on the irish shoreline when mick pulled out a cigar. finding he

So what? we all do it, but any embarrasing moments?

A guy walks into a bar with a monkey. the monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them.

Men! never listen!!

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. she looked ok for a 70 year-old.

Buys a farm in the middle of nowhere the nearest neighbour 50 miles away rings him up and invites him over for

I came out of the chip shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. a poor homeless man

Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car. paddy: 'get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding fr

What religion is your bra? a man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the c

Santa, how are you? how is mrs.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. they had great seats right behind their team's bench.

Be free to share what do you hate the most? maybe we have sometnihg in common...

An atheist came to sit next to her, and he turned to her and said, do you want to talk? flights go quicker if you st

The wife comes home and says she wants a boob enlargement and it will cost 3,000 pounds i replied,can't you just

Only a man would attempt this just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!!( i couldn't stop laughing) ...

Hahahahahaha!!!! this one goes out to all the fans of big trouble in little china!!!

What's the difference between a wife and a terrorist ? well ...

( not sure if this fits under this topic though, but i just had to share it. )

Ha