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Posted by tiziani
It matters to me when people stop listening to one another. Acceptance goes a long way.If we all just projected from our own experience, people feel alone even more alone, seclude themselves, stop talking and sharing and just eventually fade away as strangers. Which is the point I was making about modern life.
The worst thing is you know the clown brigade will log onto later into this thread, see things that LillyBlossom, Satori and Sniper posted and come up with some plastic speech about "do you know you can be happy if you just learn to respect yourself?"
... When really it strikes me that their self respect is just fine, thanks.
As if we haven't all been through a painful breakup with an ex, or as if we haven't all felt like we hate humanity from time to time.
Do we accept the possibility that our own painful breakup doesn't give us the license to "know" what other people are going through? That it may just be the two separate incidents have nothing to do with one another? And that maybe real help and friendship would be just listening and sharing? Rather than just taking another moment to get free therapy by offering soapbox advice that literally has no consequence or bearing...
Posted by Soul
Idk. Typo or not, if a woman picked me up by the package and threw me I'd be pretty turned on.😆!!!
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lol
Posted by NaomiB
I have a right to come here and talk shit just like everyone else. Them claws was easily breakable but the bullshit is unforgettable.
This just cracks me up! Posted on the Cancer board after a long tirade and generalization about Crabs by Naomi....who is a Bull. Yes, the bullshit is unforgettable....but I wouldn't brag about it. 😛
Posted by Arielle83
The amount of times she says 'nigga should be counted too.
Posted by clooneyyears
gad naomi is a taurus? 😛
So she claims. Are you going to revoke her Taurus card?
I fuck the best when my paper is right.
Oh, I get it .. school's out and like last year, all the children are going to come to dxp and pretend to be grown ups again.
😄 😄 😄
Posted by aurora
i would go on a date with you, don't worry, i don't let my past experiences limit me 😄haha, well played (tips hat)
Yeah I did go on a little rant there...
Gem Moon's definition of a rant:
Posted by aurora
mostly fire signs. then earth, water and on the last place are air signs.😢
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😆! Best moon evvva!
Lol.
Posted by LillyBlossom
Best way to not get ticketed when pulled over.
"You didn't signal a lane change. Liscense and registra-"
"And I ripped the clothing ok away from my sister's voluptuous breasts to taste what I've always longed for since she gave me baths as a toddler -"
"What the actual F@% K?! KEEP ON DRIVING, YOU SICK MOTHA BITCHES!
i died at motha bitches 😆
does "pinky" mean "penis" in this context?
Posted by dxpnet
Is there a specific page where you can't see the quotes if logged in? Can you post the URL here or PM? Thanks
Posted by hydorah
does "pinky" mean "penis" in this context?the brutes that roam dxp .....smh. pinky just means little finger. innocent enough lol. 😄
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sorry I was not trying to make fun, english is not my native language and someone mentioned "british" so I got a bit suspicious
Posted by Ssupes
You are no saint yourself there penis wrinkle.
I'm sorry but this is still making me chuckle
http://rs1014.pbsrc.com/albums/af264/JamieOwen3/Chuckle.gif~c200
"The thing is AND all good things must come to an end. Part of me and Jack H and Emily Kabbalah feel a little bad about that this.
We know the countless hours that Dung Johnson put here creating his fake persona. It seems like he has done this in many corners of the internet. If you know his history on MMA.TV and Sherdog his whole life has been based around the internet and internet forums. If that doesn't scream Alpha Male P.I.M.P.! then my name isn't Som-Pong!
This must all be a little hard for him swallow unlike the black Semen he consumed with enthusiasm because he felt it counteracted the Soy his stubborn Jap father made him drink all those years."
*R.I.P*
Posted by FrostAndBite
I almost forgot!!!!Pech and Melly too. I'd long romance em though. Strong and sweet water moon ladies. I'd roll out the whole nine for them, free to unleash all the mightiness of my romantic watery chart.
I almost wanna say jynja too but not. She'd be like that weird in between where obviously I care more than friendship but never act on it because it's somehow better as friendship
Damn. I'm totally a dxp lady slut.
Posted by Rabbit
Maybe he prefers women whose mouths aren't dirtier than two hobos buttfucking in a Wal-Mart dumpster?
Posted by FrostAndBite
I almost forgot!!!!Pech and Melly too. I'd long romance em though. Strong and sweet water moon ladies. I'd roll out the whole nine for them, free to unleash all the mightiness of my romantic watery chart.
I almost wanna say jynja too but not. She'd be like that weird in between where obviously I care more than friendship but never act on it because it's somehow better as friendship
Damn. I'm totally a dxp lady slut.
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😆
Where did you get this?
I wanna hug Ellynelly that sort of side hug like if our bellies touch, someone's gonna fart.
🙂
Posted by FrostAndBite
Five months ago my relationship hit a terrible valley and I thought we'd never recover. I did not see him the same anymore, hadn't for a while, didn't think I ever would and the relationship certainly didn't feel the same. Just today I told him I didn't want anyone else the way I wanted him. I really meant and believed each feeling. The one from five months ago and the one today.Honestly love changes. People will let you down, they'll hurt you and/or circumstances will just fuck yall both over and it's no one's fault. Scorpios do whatever they set their mind to though. Leaving or staying, it's all just a mindset. But a love worth entwining and building into your life figures out a way to adjust. I think it's a little naive and unfair to believe your partner or family must always provide in the capacity you need. That doesn't leave a whole lot of room for people to be themselves or be human and make mistakes.
You will have to cope with some things alone in life, trying to avoid that fact will only cause you to delay learning how to go it on your own. Sometimes we need to learn to be strong by ourselves. So you can't always fault others for not being there when you need them or want them to be. Sometimes a struggle is so individual it is impossible for anyone else to comprehend.
None of this is for me to say you have to stay with your boyfriend. Or even tell you specifically what I think you should do I don't really know you lol. Just sharing some lessons, a few hard learned, I have as a fellow Scorp.
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A wonderful post by Elly, and a lesson most evolved Stinger woman will or have learned in their lifetime.
Posted by aquaboy84
That's real shit. My ex was a Taurus. Shed love to watch chicken run over and over again or she'd tell a story to me one day and tell me the same story a few weeks later. I don't know if she forgot or if she thought I was stupid and wouldn't notice. very weird but I like weirdSEE! That's what I'm sayin! I bet watching that chicken made her year!
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Posted by DamnatBunny
yeah my venus opposite pluto i only experienced when i was 15. pre-hitch days!how does it return though when progressions always move forward?
Venus return is every year, give or take. It's back to where it was in the natal chart. Same sign. Pluto would have only progressed a degree or so, so it's the same signs, same kind of experience revisited.
Venus progression could be different. Different sign, different time of the year, different aspect.
ah so the return is a transit ok i get it.
yeah venus progressions don't move as much.
so once a year you have a chance to relive high school obsession. my oh my! this must be how predators are made! never getting over the natal!
lmao exactly
it's so psychologically unhealthy for someone to go around telling themselves they are their natal chart. No one is meant to hold onto those kinds of experiences every single day of their lives.
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Posted by Cancer Lady
I laugh at silly people like you who think they know so much and have everything figured out yet their life reflect the complete opposite. The time you're spending obsessing over me you need to invest in a therapist so you can deal with your issues and stop projecting your flawed mentality onto others.
This was a week ago but good stuff.
Posted by Cancer Lady
I laugh at silly people like you who think they know so much and have everything figured out yet their life reflect the complete opposite. The time you're spending obsessing over me you need to invest in a therapist so you can deal with your issues and stop projecting your flawed mentality onto others.This was a week ago but good stuff.
maybe we need more context coz this sounds like every girl p- angel calls delusional
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The context was her firing back because we were calling her out on her crazy, delusional bullshit. In turn, she accuses us of being "obsessed" because we could remember the crap she'd posted only a few weeks prior.
The funny thing is that my quote above was a response to that user.
Libro is just shit stirring again.
Posted by Rabbit
How in the actual fuck do you manage to get through life with all this neurotic drama?
Posted by hollyhock
I feel like they all took advantage of my good libra nature, yet they are all going to have sweet libra kids. Life isn't fair.
Posted by ellle
Yeah, I totally get you!Especially those that seek such a high amount of validation by putting relationship threads on the misc board.
Those types seem to be the most annoying!
Just going to drop this right here!
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okay perhaps i took it a tad outta context but still funny!
Posted by Ssupes
I got standards. If I'm gonna get corn holed it has to be of legendary proportions.
Posted by Rambunctious76
Wtf is this shit?You're both married. You're a Scorpio Sun and he's a Scorpio moon.
I suggest you run far away right now unless you enjoy suffering and manipulation. Take note, he is a Taurus WITH a Scorpio moon, so I suspect chances of him leaving his marriage will be 0-10% .
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Ok. Before everyone gets a UTI, from their crusted dried panty. Let me explain something. This attraction has gone on for over a year. If I was going to to do this guy, it would have happened by now. This attraction is so deep, yea it's gotten sick. Sorry, but if you can't bring heat like a Scorpio can, then this thread is not for you.
And there is something about the Scorpio influence that holds pain, only to release it in pleasure. Now, the thing about two Scorpios us that, they will never trust a person who has been disloyal to their partner. Anyway, If they did, they'd shackle them in the house forever, because they would never trust them. This guys a Taurus, but his seduction is definitely Scorpio, and his Venus in Aries makes him an applehole. I'm a Scorpio with my Venus, moon and rising in Libra, so I can't help but think I can out match his flirting. If you still don't get it...the passion, you never will. Come back in your next life and live the dream.
This really doesn't have much to do with infidelity, if you've been hurt by it, sorry but I'm not your therapist.
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delusional scorpionic reasoning at its finest
Posted by Virgo21
I am sobbing and crying every day, I am on the verge of insanity. ..I'm on team gtfo. I get it 25 years yada yada yada. Complications yada yada yada. But why keep going with something that is causing you insanity? Get away. Gain back your sanity.
Posted by Virgo21
She was wearing exacly what I saw in my dream😐 On the libra moon bright side. You are fucking psychic and can now make lots of money.
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Posted by DonJohnson
why are people making jokes in this thread? a man getting raped is far worse than a female getting raped, because once a man gets turned out, he becomes a homosexual or worse a bi-sexual deviant (AKA HIV spreader). a woman gets raped by a man, the trauma is still heterosexual.man angus matters.
So you're 100% straight but the reason you're not craving dick is bc you never had one inside you?
Come sit down son, I got some news for you. lol
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Posted by evalani290
Sure,if he has a Stellium in his pants and if the married woman is in conjunction with his balls.
*plan to post this gif on every melodramatic thread*
Posted by DwellingOnMove
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynaecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener>21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. CompassionateWITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girlsAND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goesIT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makesHOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Leave him alone
Posted by buyonegetone
My Sag Mom is hardcore atheist, although she was raised in a liberal Christian household. My Dad is the son of a preacher, and my Mom bought him bunches of books from every religion and now he is some sort of spiritual Pagan Christian Hindu mix. Idk. I experimented with being a Baptist for awhile and it really pissed Mom off -- the same level of pissed I imagine a hardcore Christian mother would be if her daughter went atheist for awhile.As for the sex… she certainly alludes to some kinky tendancies and once was REALLY into this Trojan costume that she wanted Dad to buy from a magazine… but she has never directly talked to me about the details.
All of it.
But rebellion via '... being a Baptist for awhile'
Sublime. 😄
♥
Posted by DonJohnson
*yawn. self flattery is straight embarassing. words mean nothing..QFT
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Lol
Posted by DwellingOnMove
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynaecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener>21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. CompassionateWITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girlsAND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goesIT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makesHOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Leave him alone
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LOL
Posted by TachiMichiko
We will live in the now.When I rip his clothes
off, he will be relieved
of his little pouting.
Tension will be worked
out thoroughly.
Welcome back Tachi.
He doesn't really call or text like he used to when he's at work always uses the same excuse that he's really busy and can't talk .
Maybe he just doesn't feel like talking or texting you every waking moment. Don't you have any lady friends you can gossip with or something?
Posted by cappy28
No we don't let each other have friends
Posted by enfant_terrible
I see.
Posted by 1stTierReadings
Camp Edward vs. Camp Jacob
If Arielle is a Cancer that Aqua has no chance. Those cancer chicks can get mean as Fuck in defense mode.
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Posted by YourFavoriteDXPMember
Posted by Arielle83
So he's a camp -100 Pisces. He should stfu.Hahaha, go back to dancing in front of a steel pole for us.
Awww I hurt muffin's feelings.
What were your favorite songs to dance to?
Night fever by the beegees
I was only 18 and so virginal, so I had no idea what all those sexual innuendos meant.
Can you teach me?
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And you just moved from camp 2 to camp 1.
Expect PLs.
Posted by YourFavoriteDXPMember
Posted by 1stTierReadings
Camp Edward vs. Camp JacobIf Arielle is a Cancer that Aqua has no chance. Those cancer chicks can get mean as Fuck in defense mode.
She is a married woman, and even if she wasn't, she is still an asshole.
Those are two very solid reasons to leave her be.
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But, she looks hot. I think you are jealous because Aqua wasn't on her list. However, I'm Aries and I am on that list. If her husband is that Leo, I'd be in that 3way action.
Posted by YourFavoriteDXPMember
I don't mess around with married and/or asshole women.That's all you, man.
Let me know how it works out for you.
It's a win win. Unless you're gay.
Posted by Rambunctious76
Just because I enjoyed this thread thoroughly..
/exits thread
Posted by MlleFisk
Am I the only weirdo admiring his quads...
Nope. And his back. The glutes were bottom on the list. Why do they seem glued shut?
Posted by Twilight77
No not relying a good deal on sex as a way to win this man over. .
Sun: Leo
Rising: Scorpio
Moon: Pisces
Venus: Scorpio
Mercury: Scrorpio
Mars: Leo
Jupiter: Cancer
Saturn: Virgo
Uranus: Scorpio
Neptune: Sag
Pluto: Libraxxx
Posted by Montgomery Okay... but LEOs can't have Merc in Scorpio--
only Cancer, LEO, and Virgo.
Posted by Twilight77
I filled in our birth dates online and copied it out...I'm not an astrologer so sorry if I didn't type it correct or the website I went to gave to wrong.click to expand
Posted by Twilight77
I know, I don't want to pretend to be something I am not - I just don't want to risk it all if I'm not feeling prettyy sure he likes me a lot too.
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I thought the typo fit the context of the thread where it was originally posted quite well, which made it hilarious.