
MyStarsShine
@MyStarsShine
9 Years25,000+ Posts
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Posted by SmeWman😂😂😂
Babe were those suspicious looking chanclas on my side of the bed always there (in denial)

Posted by aquarius_manBut it's so often the right answer 😑Posted by MyStarsShinethe most moronic advice i read on dxp, repeated ad nauseam by the women of dxp, as if its a cool, ironic thing to say: SHE IS NOT THAT INTO YOU
*He is an ex for a reason* (stating the obvious)
Netflix and chill (nauseating)
Is he interested in me ? (probably not)
seriously? thats your idea of sarcasm?click to expand


Posted by carrazedaYes
My [insert other person sign] (vomits)

Posted by carrazedaSure isPosted by aquarius_manBut it's so often the right answer 😑Posted by MyStarsShinethe most moronic advice i read on dxp, repeated ad nauseam by the women of dxp, as if its a cool, ironic thing to say: SHE IS NOT THAT INTO YOU
*He is an ex for a reason* (stating the obvious)
Netflix and chill (nauseating)
Is he interested in me ? (probably not)
seriously? thats your idea of sarcasm?click to expand
Posted by AliensusedourbogrollYeah cause you be blocking all the side pieces once I slip that gorgeous bespoke 50carat diamond encrusted chancla on your foot.
Blocking people is weak

Posted by LooksmaxCampI am lookingsmaxing to the max
I'm so proud of you.
(Talking to their dog)

Posted by LooksmaxCampI love my fur baby
I'm so proud of you.
(Talking to their dog)

Posted by KoniuchaaAre you? 🤔
I'm so shy and pretty




Posted by DeadInsideOverused
are those sentence overused or... are you too much on dxp?



Posted by Gob_Shite*Cringing*
Before getting properly acquainted...
He talked about us getting married and having kids.
He said he wanted to marry me.








Posted by justagirllmao!
My favorite 🙄🙄🙄
"I'm good looking because libra rising."
Nawww I've seen some ugly ass libra risings, sit your ass down.


Posted by stillstillwaterHaaaai Still, how are you lady?Posted by justagirllmao!
My favorite 🙄🙄🙄
"I'm good looking because libra rising."
Nawww I've seen some ugly ass libra risings, sit your ass down.
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Posted by xBruceCampbellxI have had a SO do the last one and I did laugh... I'm a freak 🤣
Your place or mine?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Wanna screw?![]()


Posted by justagirlgood, you? 🙂 you say the funniest shit 😛Posted by stillstillwaterHaaaai Still, how are you lady?Posted by justagirllmao!
My favorite 🙄🙄🙄
"I'm good looking because libra rising."
Nawww I've seen some ugly ass libra risings, sit your ass down.
click to expand
Posted by SoulI blame the fact that I'm a big smelly superficial libra with a Scorpio mars and a stellium in the 12th house of the 7th house.
My country is racist because (insert some bs based off a shitty opinion)
I'm full of hate and get to be a pos because (insert some bs based off a shitty opinion)
I blame everyone except myself, and can't progress in life because (insert some bs based off a shitty opinion)
I don't care what the dictionary says. Red means blue and blue means red because ( insert some bs based off a shitty opinion.)

Posted by stillstillwaterReally good and I just blurt the stuff that comes to my head. 🤷♀️Posted by justagirlgood, you? 🙂 you say the funniest shit 😛Posted by stillstillwaterHaaaai Still, how are you lady?Posted by justagirllmao!
My favorite 🙄🙄🙄
"I'm good looking because libra rising."
Nawww I've seen some ugly ass libra risings, sit your ass down.
click to expand

Posted by justagirlI need to follow your posts lolPosted by stillstillwaterReally good and I just blurt the stuff that comes to my head. 🤷♀️Posted by justagirlgood, you? 🙂 you say the funniest shit 😛Posted by stillstillwaterHaaaai Still, how are you lady?Posted by justagirllmao!
My favorite 🙄🙄🙄
"I'm good looking because libra rising."
Nawww I've seen some ugly ass libra risings, sit your ass down.
click to expand



Posted by MyStarsShineFirst of all...have you ever even had a dog?Posted by LooksmaxCampI love my fur baby
I'm so proud of you.
(Talking to their dog)
Not a baby
It's a dogclick to expand

Posted by tizianiI'm in love with that gif! What a gem!Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
Having a whinge about millennials. Extra points if it’s done by a millennial.
"I was born in the wrong era"
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Posted by justagirlexplain yourself woman! haha. I just don't get that statement...like we know what it is so what's the point of saying it is what it is like it could be anything else? It's like wasting precious time and air. When I hear this I just want to scream, "What are you talking about?"Posted by stillstillwaterOmg I say this.
"It is what it is"
*hide*click to expand


Posted by stillstillwaterYes but it wasn't my babyPosted by MyStarsShineFirst of all...have you ever even had a dog?Posted by LooksmaxCampI love my fur baby
I'm so proud of you.
(Talking to their dog)
Not a baby
It's a dogclick to expand

Posted by justagirlHaha
My boyfriend cheated, is it because of his gen or sag placements? Is it because his anus is square my moon?

Posted by stillstillwaterIt means I have accepted that there is nothing I can do or say to change the others opinion or view. So it is what it is, whether that is the reality of the situation is an entirely different matter. LolPosted by justagirlexplain yourself woman! haha. I just don't get that statement...like we know what it is so what's the point of saying it is what it is like it could be anything else? It's like wasting precious time and air. When I hear this I just want to scream, "What are you talking about?"Posted by stillstillwaterOmg I say this.
"It is what it is"
*hide*
Don't worry I still like you; you're infallible.click to expand

Posted by stillstillwaterAlso, I am very fallible I don't like that pedestal. It will hurt when I fall. 😛Posted by justagirlexplain yourself woman! haha. I just don't get that statement...like we know what it is so what's the point of saying it is what it is like it could be anything else? It's like wasting precious time and air. When I hear this I just want to scream, "What are you talking about?"Posted by stillstillwaterOmg I say this.
"It is what it is"
*hide*
Don't worry I still like you; you're infallible.click to expand

Posted by MyStarsShineI'm a tad bitter over sag placements getting blamed for someone's stupid choice.Posted by justagirlHaha
My boyfriend cheated, is it because of his gen or sag placements? Is it because his anus is square my moon?
😄click to expand

Posted by justagirllol Oh God!Posted by stillstillwaterIt means I have accepted that there is nothing I can do or say to change the others opinion or view. So it is what it is, whether that is the reality of the situation is an entirely different matter. LolPosted by justagirlexplain yourself woman! haha. I just don't get that statement...like we know what it is so what's the point of saying it is what it is like it could be anything else? It's like wasting precious time and air. When I hear this I just want to scream, "What are you talking about?"Posted by stillstillwaterOmg I say this.
"It is what it is"
*hide*
Don't worry I still like you; you're infallible.click to expand
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Netflix and chill (nauseating)
Is he interested in me ? (probably not)