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Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
Posted by nano
I have a very strong reason to believe instant is telling the truth. I think she just fucked up like saggurl lmaoStaying without sleep after work was fucking hard for me and we have this dead players jumping in left and right announcing roles...
uVD never straight out came and claimed a role...
You all need to many reasons to kill someone
And the way Sakura stood up for uvd was weird AF
I find it weird AF that somehow a lot of you are thinking it's worse to be turned than to be killed...that people are saying Teena is the biggest threat to townies when mafia and lil fairy are just as big of a threat to townies, especially special townies, as Teena is.
Have you ever seen teena on dxpnet?
Death is 100% more humane and better in every way.
lmao @Teena I think you have a dxp admirer 😛
She doesn't notice me or like my posts!
So she's dead to me.
I just gave you a like. Its the same kind of like i give therabbit. It's a "im eating bacon and you can't" like.
Are you trying to sugarcoat the fact it's a pity like with the idea of bacon to distract me?
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A like from you is still a positive one nonetheless. You are on the *top* of the dxpnet list
😉
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
Posted by nano
I have a very strong reason to believe instant is telling the truth. I think she just fucked up like saggurl lmaoStaying without sleep after work was fucking hard for me and we have this dead players jumping in left and right announcing roles...
uVD never straight out came and claimed a role...
You all need to many reasons to kill someone
And the way Sakura stood up for uvd was weird AF
I find it weird AF that somehow a lot of you are thinking it's worse to be turned than to be killed...that people are saying Teena is the biggest threat to townies when mafia and lil fairy are just as big of a threat to townies, especially special townies, as Teena is.
Have you ever seen teena on dxpnet?
Death is 100% more humane and better in every way.
lmao @Teena I think you have a dxp admirer 😛
She doesn't notice me or like my posts!
So she's dead to me.
I just gave you a like. Its the same kind of like i give therabbit. It's a "im eating bacon and you can't" like.
Are you trying to sugarcoat the fact it's a pity like with the idea of bacon to distract me?
A like from you is still a positive one nonetheless. You are on the *top* of the dxpnet list
😉
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😐
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
Posted by nano
I have a very strong reason to believe instant is telling the truth. I think she just fucked up like saggurl lmaoStaying without sleep after work was fucking hard for me and we have this dead players jumping in left and right announcing roles...
uVD never straight out came and claimed a role...
You all need to many reasons to kill someone
And the way Sakura stood up for uvd was weird AF
I find it weird AF that somehow a lot of you are thinking it's worse to be turned than to be killed...that people are saying Teena is the biggest threat to townies when mafia and lil fairy are just as big of a threat to townies, especially special townies, as Teena is.
Have you ever seen teena on dxpnet?
Death is 100% more humane and better in every way.
lmao @Teena I think you have a dxp admirer 😛
She doesn't notice me or like my posts!
So she's dead to me.
I just gave you a like. Its the same kind of like i give therabbit. It's a "im eating bacon and you can't" like.
Are you trying to sugarcoat the fact it's a pity like with the idea of bacon to distract me?
A like from you is still a positive one nonetheless. You are on the *top* of the dxpnet list
😉
😐
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Lol!
That face doesn't look very sure of itself..
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
Posted by nano
I have a very strong reason to believe instant is telling the truth. I think she just fucked up like saggurl lmaoStaying without sleep after work was fucking hard for me and we have this dead players jumping in left and right announcing roles...
uVD never straight out came and claimed a role...
You all need to many reasons to kill someone
And the way Sakura stood up for uvd was weird AF
I find it weird AF that somehow a lot of you are thinking it's worse to be turned than to be killed...that people are saying Teena is the biggest threat to townies when mafia and lil fairy are just as big of a threat to townies, especially special townies, as Teena is.
Have you ever seen teena on dxpnet?
Death is 100% more humane and better in every way.
lmao @Teena I think you have a dxp admirer 😛
She doesn't notice me or like my posts!
So she's dead to me.
I just gave you a like. Its the same kind of like i give therabbit. It's a "im eating bacon and you can't" like.
Are you trying to sugarcoat the fact it's a pity like with the idea of bacon to distract me?
A like from you is still a positive one nonetheless. You are on the *top* of the dxpnet list
😉
😐
Lol!
That face doesn't look very sure of itself..
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Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
Posted by nano
I have a very strong reason to believe instant is telling the truth. I think she just fucked up like saggurl lmaoStaying without sleep after work was fucking hard for me and we have this dead players jumping in left and right announcing roles...
uVD never straight out came and claimed a role...
You all need to many reasons to kill someone
And the way Sakura stood up for uvd was weird AF
I find it weird AF that somehow a lot of you are thinking it's worse to be turned than to be killed...that people are saying Teena is the biggest threat to townies when mafia and lil fairy are just as big of a threat to townies, especially special townies, as Teena is.
Have you ever seen teena on dxpnet?
Death is 100% more humane and better in every way.
lmao @Teena I think you have a dxp admirer 😛
She doesn't notice me or like my posts!
So she's dead to me.
Awww
@Teena Please come and say hi to my friend Soul here at least. Pretty please? 🙂
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Last time she said hi to me I told her she was a lying ho that uses happy emoji to hide that fact, and she agreed with a happy emoji.
My internet warrior powers are virtually immune to her.
Oh look another newbie. Lmao
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
Posted by nano
I have a very strong reason to believe instant is telling the truth. I think she just fucked up like saggurl lmaoStaying without sleep after work was fucking hard for me and we have this dead players jumping in left and right announcing roles...
uVD never straight out came and claimed a role...
You all need to many reasons to kill someone
And the way Sakura stood up for uvd was weird AF
I find it weird AF that somehow a lot of you are thinking it's worse to be turned than to be killed...that people are saying Teena is the biggest threat to townies when mafia and lil fairy are just as big of a threat to townies, especially special townies, as Teena is.
Have you ever seen teena on dxpnet?
Death is 100% more humane and better in every way.
lmao @Teena I think you have a dxp admirer 😛
She doesn't notice me or like my posts!
So she's dead to me.
Awww
@Teena Please come and say hi to my friend Soul here at least. Pretty please? 🙂
Last time she said hi to me I told her she was a lying ho that uses happy emoji to hide that fact, and she agreed with a happy emoji.
My internet warrior powers are virtually immune to her.
lmao whattttt ... why?
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I honestly think it was a thread about about cum like 1 year ago and I was just messing with her for posting in it. Off the record I honestly don't care lol.
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
@squished_marshmallowDrive safely and have a nice day at work
Thanks sweetheart...
*Hugs*
Thanks for the great game 😘
mafia please make instant your first kill
thank you
then Saggurl
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Shut that hole in your face! Kill me for why?? Us townies did a damn good job without that big mouthed, non-instinct having, detective! 😆
guys... i got a question about dxp subscription...
would i get notifications of tags if ill subscribe or still not? 😐 don't wanna waste money if i won't... lol 😒
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
TEENA-ING IS OVER!
@UnusualVaginalDischarge aka Teena
RIP
Teena's death left us with a hint about another mafia... who is a scorpio too!!! 😧
Remember the second gif? IT BELONGS TO ELLE 😥 She must be Lil Fairy 😱🤢
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
😢 i was starting to think my adorer was zag
i wish i was...
what the hell i m saying... damn that scorpio manipulating my heart without even trying 🙄
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
TEENA-ING IS OVER!
@UnusualVaginalDischarge aka Teena
RIP
Teena's death left us with a hint about another mafia... who is a scorpio too!!! 😧
Remember the second gif? IT BELONGS TO ELLE 😥 She must be Lil Fairy 😱🤢
I used to have that Avi a long time ago.....so, I was excited to see it. Plus I was being accused of being the adorer.
I'm not Lil Fairy.
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hehe.. i know... just trolling 😅 and trying to keep up with thread 😄
Posted by Zagittarius
Not fair.. I couldn't even ready 50+ pages and figure out whom to vote for... And voting time is over 😣Hoping for Better luck next time, If I survived this one 😓
Omg Zag, play the game and you wouldn’t be so behind, lol. You always do this. Good or bad you aren’t around. Stop that sir. We all sleep you know. Time zone difference reasons aren’t always acceptable.
I’m dead. Zipping up now.
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eye eye cap tan... gonna try to be all over in this one.. lol
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
TEENA-ING IS OVER!
@UnusualVaginalDischarge aka Teena
RIP
Teena's death left us with a hint about another mafia... who is a scorpio too!!! 😧
Remember the second gif? IT BELONGS TO ELLE 😥 She must be Lil Fairy 😱🤢
I used to have that Avi a long time ago.....so, I was excited to see it. Plus I was being accused of being the adorer.
I'm not Lil Fairy.
hehe.. i know... just trolling 😅 and trying to keep up with thread 😄
Mafia ^^^^
❤
(I like picking on you too 😛 )
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hehe ❤
Posted by Zagittarius
guys... i got a question about dxp subscription...would i get notifications of tags if ill subscribe or still not? 😐 don't wanna waste money if i won't... lol 😒
You'll still get notifications even without a subscription. Don't waste your money.
Posted by Zagittarius
guys... i got a question about dxp subscription...would i get notifications of tags if ill subscribe or still not? 😐 don't wanna waste money if i won't... lol 😒
You'll still get notifications even without a subscription. Don't waste your money.
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i saw some tags that r spelled correctly but still don't notify 😟 thought it must be something they left for their subscribers.. lol... that means subscription is just a waste 🤔
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by nano
Why is there a second gun?Do you not read roles?
The gunsmith gives a gun
But the teena adorer gives a gun as well
Whoever has the 2nd gun, was visited by teena’s adorer
There’s a second gun
Maybe they gave it to Zag and he threw it away... : /
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😕
Posted by Zagittarius
guys... i got a question about dxp subscription...would i get notifications of tags if ill subscribe or still not? 😐 don't wanna waste money if i won't... lol 😒
You'll still get notifications even without a subscription. Don't waste your money.
i saw some tags that r spelled correctly but still don't notify 😟 thought it must be something they left for their subscribers.. lol... that means subscription is just a waste 🤔
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Are your notifications turned on? Some had to go and turn them back on after the site was down last time.
Posted by Zagittarius
guys... i got a question about dxp subscription...would i get notifications of tags if ill subscribe or still not? 😐 don't wanna waste money if i won't... lol 😒
You'll still get notifications even without a subscription. Don't waste your money.
i saw some tags that r spelled correctly but still don't notify 😟 thought it must be something they left for their subscribers.. lol... that means subscription is just a waste 🤔
Are your notifications turned on? Some had to go and turn them back on after the site was down last time.
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yep.. they r on and i m getting all sort of other notifications... i guess i should try turning them off and back on again.. that might take me out of this glitch 🤔
WHERE DA KILLS AT YO!?
Heeeeellllllllllloooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Anybody home——
In what can only be considered a gigantic win for DXP Land...
Nobody died last night!
#TheMafSquad was glock blocked......
voting ends in 11 hours
Lol, right on cue.
Assuming I haven't missed anything, here is a recap of players and roles left.
@Scruffles
@Fknnerd
@Squished_Marshmallow
@ellesbelles
@xoxflute
@Cvurkoo
@sierra_
@Fortuna
@GC02
@nano
@WolfInRamsClothing
@ItsMeRoman
Stripper
Gunsmith
Blackphase smith
Undercover agent Cloudy
Ghost of Sassy Kiwi
White Knight
Duncan the Judge
6 Newbies
The boss tubby
The Regenerator Ands
The poisoner P Angel
The Shade Thrower PhoenixRising
Lil Fairy
Posted by ellesbelles
@Afternoondelights22I vote all these muther fluckers!
@Scruffles
@Fknnerd
@UnusualVaginalDischarge
@Squished_Marshmallow
@xoxflute
@Cvurkoo
@sierra_
@Fortuna
@GC02
@nano
@WolfInRamsClothing
@ItsMeRoman
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
Does anyone know xoxflute's role?
Does anyone know these roles? (Mafia?)
Fknnerd
Cvurkoo
Ram416
sierra_
Capricorn91
WolfInRamsClothing
Queenofthepheasantfairies
I think Queen is the Fairy, because that would be fitting!
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
Posted by nano
So the person who mafia visited had a vest??Not necessarily
Little fairy could be role blocked or white knight saved her victim or visited Sassy or Tubby
Mafia were role blocked or they visited Duncan
Any other options?
Need to check
Damn so there's no way to know what happened exactly
I asked a question. ... Does anyone know Sakura role?
Did he claim any role?
And I legit suspect fknerd...I know she stood up for me...But idk could be Ands
And Wolfie
Did Wolfie claim a role?
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She.
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
Posted by nano
So the person who mafia visited had a vest??Not necessarily
Little fairy could be role blocked or white knight saved her victim or visited Sassy or Tubby
Mafia were role blocked or they visited Duncan
Any other options?
Need to check
Damn so there's no way to know what happened exactly
I asked a question. ... Does anyone know Sakura'srole?
Did he claim any role?
And I legit suspect fknerd...I know she stood up for me...But idk could be Ands
And Wolfie
Did Wolfie claim a role?
She.
Yeah... Sorry I'm typing in a hurry
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😆 Be sure to get some sleep ma.
I vote @Soul 😈
Posted by ellesbelles
some sonofabitch poisoned me!!!I can't vote today 😭
but you're still alive, unfortunately!
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Cloudy confirmed.
Any of you mafia want to claim that role and lie it out the rest of the day? Come to my pm box now.
Don't be afraid mafia. I might believe you. Don't fear good ol Souls pm box.
Stripper and Sassy. Please come to me. I'm with the Blackphase Smith, Gun Smith, Duncan, and cloudy.
im so on block mode right now and pissed off i died off some inferior plebian bitch making crazy decisions
lol
Posted by CaramelizedCoffee
Block block blocki was playing a fuking good game, what a way to take my thunder.
fuk that ! Don't think i'm going to take this easy and be all friendly and cutesy
i was actually fuking wanting to play this game
You and I both know this is nothing but dramatics.
Look at this cute kitten
And this one
FUCK OFF ROMAN YOU'RE NOT LOYAL
BUT IM NOT BLOCKING YOU. i JUST KNOW YOUR'E NOT DEPENDABLE FOR SHIT.
IM BLOCKING THE BITCH THAT RUINED MY GAME SAGGBITCH GIRL
WTF
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They have new games all the time! Relax and take your panties out of your ass! lol
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
Posted by nano
So the person who mafia visited had a vest??Not necessarily
Little fairy could be role blocked or white knight saved her victim or visited Sassy or Tubby
Mafia were role blocked or they visited Duncan
Any other options?
Need to check
Damn so there's no way to know what happened exactly
I asked a question. ... Does anyone know Sakura role?
Did he claim any role?
And I legit suspect fknerd...I know she stood up for me...But idk could be Ands
And Wolfie
Did Wolfie claim a role?
Champ and nerd claimed newbie.
Wolfie... no idea.
Wolfie said she has an important role for the town...
Did he claim any role to anyone??
But I suspect her
You suspect Wolfie now too!?!?!? Why?
I will suspect everybody who claimed newbie role!
Esp big players like Fknerd Sakura Elle
There are allowed to be 6 of us....
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I'm 99% sure you are a normal townie at this point.
So 5 slots left.
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
Posted by nano
So the person who mafia visited had a vest??Not necessarily
Little fairy could be role blocked or white knight saved her victim or visited Sassy or Tubby
Mafia were role blocked or they visited Duncan
Any other options?
Need to check
Damn so there's no way to know what happened exactly
I asked a question. ... Does anyone know Sakura role?
Did he claim any role?
And I legit suspect fknerd...I know she stood up for me...But idk could be Ands
And Wolfie
Did Wolfie claim a role?
Champ and nerd claimed newbie.
Wolfie... no idea.
Wolfie said she has an important role for the town...
Did he claim any role to anyone??
But I suspect her
You suspect Wolfie now too!?!?!? Why?
I will suspect everybody who claimed newbie role!
Esp big players like Fknerd Sakura Elle
There are allowed to be 6 of us....
I'm 99% sure you are a normal townie at this point.
So 5 slots left.
+1
I think cap and zag could be townie too...
I trust Zag
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According to cloudy scuffles came back a normal townie.
Still waiting for the stripper to pm me.
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
@Ram415Why do they add numbers to their username??
Didn't she vote for me last night?
Damnnn
its Ram416 and has been for some time now.. lol
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
@Ram415Why do they add numbers to their username??
Didn't she vote for me last night?
Damnnn
its Ram416 and has been for some time now.. lol
Ty!
So easy for you all to remember!!
I'm terrible with names and numbers/bdays
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LOL it's all good, I'm just bored doing data entry on a budget and felt like being a part of this thread 😛 I go back to lurk mode.
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
@Ram415Why do they add numbers to their username??
Didn't she vote for me last night?
Damnnn
its Ram416 and has been for some time now.. lol
she's got a point, it's completely useless to have numbers in your name. its just hard to remember. Also long nicknames. or names like ItsAROMAN
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pretty sure its her bday and Ram was prolly taken.. looks at your long ass username, ya they suck 😛
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow
@afternoondelights22What happens if Townies kill Tubby/PR/P angel but not Ands but we have special roles alive....
And yes fairy is dead.
Do we win if its special townie vs Ands?
1 special townie vs ands?
it would depend if the special townie had some immunities to mafia or not
According to cloudy scuffles came back a normal townie.
Still waiting for the stripper to pm me.
Read the fine print.
Why doesn't anyone ever read the fine print?.....
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