Why are Aqua women so awkward on dates?

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Air signs need banter and good comebacks.

I can’t recall any witty scorpios in my past. You’re too serious!

The last Aqua I talked too, I kept talking about the way she parked. Like every couple minutes I would loop back and find a way to bring it up.

🤣 she couldn’t parallel park. But by the end of the date she couldn’t stop touching me.

She was a good sport though and had great banter.
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Posted by Midnite_Riser
Because they are too used to giving out loose booties with no emotion. Ran into a couple of Aquarius girls. They simped so hard for me and I never gave them a chance. One was with her mom (they were on some freaky sh** for sure when they pulled up on me) and the other one kept following me around giggling the whole damn day. Yes, girls simp too. Aquarius is ruled by Uranus. Uranus energy is QUICK and electric, it comes out of nowhere. As quick as it goes is as quick as it went. Think of a lightning speed Aries.


There is a lot of truth to this post. A lot of it.

Aqua is taboo energy.

They get their kicks doing stuff most would frown upon.

Having kids with married men

Having a husband yet the hoe in the office

They don’t like life to be normal

if they talk about you to their friends and their friends tell her to run from you; they will run harder towards you.

They enjoy it the hard way
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Strange! You must share the chart of the cardboard Aqua. I find Scorpio men smart and get along with them quite well. In fact, it’s my only fav water sign because they are blunt and brave unlike the other two water signs.

The Scorp men appreciate my brutally honest candor. The only reason it’s never been a romantic connection is because they are too intense and emotional for me. Intense emotions scare me.
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Posted by Midnite_Riser
Because they are too used to giving out loose booties with no emotion. Ran into a couple of Aquarius girls. They simped so hard for me and I never gave them a chance. One was with her mom (they were on some freaky sh** for sure when they pulled up on me) and the other one kept following me around giggling the whole damn day. Yes, girls simp too. Aquarius is ruled by Uranus. Uranus energy is QUICK and electric, it comes out of nowhere. As quick as it goes is as quick as it went. Think of a lightning speed Aries.

There is a lot of truth to this post. A lot of it.


Aqua is taboo energy.


They get their kicks doing stuff most would frown upon.


Having kids with married men

Having a husband yet the hoe in the office


They don’t like life to be normal


if they talk about you to their friends and their friends tell her to run from you; they will run harder towards you.


They enjoy it the hard way
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Exactly.

And to me, it's more so just doing

What YOU LIKE and not giving a

ham about trends or what everyone

"agrees" is right.

@Reincarnation5

And Reincarnation, they are really smart.

smart.

So, just ... always know if not known... 😅

#brucewayne #motokokusanagi

No matter how funny or comedic they are.





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Posted by RollergirlOrc
I would probably go on a date with an Aquarius woman only to tell her that I think we should be friends. And then we'd be good friends becuz Aqua prefers it that way.


You don't have to do that..

All you need to do is have random rabbit-hole conversations, be a little unorthodox and go off script during the date. Sleep with them and let them waddle in their feelings for a couple months and then a light-bulb comes on. Take interest in their odd or unusual hobbies and you're gold.

Source: Aqua Whisperer 🤣