Your Dealbreakers for The Booty Call..

So, I'm curious to know what would you guy's definite nos for the horizontal mambo?

Here is mine:

No peeing or defacting of any kind,

No cutting - I briefly dated a aqua virg moon who was into cutting body parts before sex. Soon as I knew that, I cut out. Shame too because she was one of the most attractive women I've ever dated.

No Anal - Yes, I am that rare male species that is not obsessed with going down the Hershey Chocolate Highway. It's called an out hole for a reason. Call me prudish or germ phobe, but not interested in letting Lt. Dan march into that camp.

Women that want to use a strap on - See, when I dont want to do something like tasting the milky way I expect the same in return. But a lot of women I've encountered have this fascination in using a strap on for a boogie in yo butt. Sorry, not interested.

Women that want to give me blowjobs - Again, I am that rare male species who is not found of getting down to the center of a tootsie pop. I prefer going down on a woman instead. And then have sex which to me, is much more satisfying. I am a giver and don't like to receive packages I'm already meh about.

Choking during the main course- Again, lots of women seem to be into this fetish. Sorry, not interested in being set up to be arrested for spousal abuse, or murder for that matter.

Other than that, I'm open to anything else, but more case by case basis.

Anyone else here have a I don't want to go to there? (it's a reference, maximum points if you know from where 🙂 )

Posted by slowdive80
So, I'm curious to know what would you guy's definite nos for the horizontal mambo?

Here is mine:

No peeing or defacting of any kind,

No cutting - I briefly dated a aqua virg moon who was into cutting body parts before sex. Soon as I knew that, I cut out. Shame too because she was one of the most attractive women I've ever dated.

No Anal - Yes, I am that rare male species that is not obsessed with going down the Hershey Chocolate Highway. It's called an out hole for a reason. Call me prudish or germ phobe, but not interested in letting Lt. Dan march into that camp.

Women that want to use a strap on - See, when I dont want to do something like tasting the milky way I expect the same in return. But a lot of women I've encountered have this fascination in using a strap on for a boogie in yo butt. Sorry, not interested.

Women that want to give me blowjobs - Again, I am that rare male species who is not found of getting down to the center of a tootsie pop. I prefer going down on a woman instead. And then have sex which to me, is much more satisfying. I am a giver and don't like to receive packages I'm already meh about.

Choking during the main course- Again, lots of women seem to be into this fetish. Sorry, not interested in being set up to be arrested for spousal abuse, or murder for that matter.

Other than that, I'm open to anything else, but more case by case basis.

Anyone else here have a I don't want to go to there? (it's a reference, maximum points if you know from where 🙂 )

Why do you even bother having sex anyway?

When you use his restroom beforehand and theres skid marks in the toilet. I'm out!!!

Posted by LadyNeptune
When you use his restroom beforehand and theres skid marks in the toilet. I'm out!!!

What if you went AFTER? Lol

Anal and receiving oral.

Posted by Whorpio
Anal and receiving oral.

Why no oral?

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Posted by Whorpio
Anal and receiving oral.

Why no oral?

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I just don't feel anything when men do it.

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Posted by Whorpio
Anal and receiving oral.

Why no oral?

I just don't feel anything when men do it.

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Oh! You hinting woman will do?

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Posted by Whorpio
Anal and receiving oral.

Why no oral?

I just don't feel anything when men do it.

Oh! You hinting woman will do?

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@ gem - Everybody has different preferences, most of my don'ts excluding anal and women not giving me blowjobs are very unmainstream.

Those other acts are super hard core. Im open to a whole lot of other things just not those.

@5twentyone- Sorry about that. At work during slow time and typed too fast. I meant defecated.

I understand some girls not being into receiving oral, because a lot of guys are bad at it. Not saying I know how to play the clit like a violin, but let me audition at least.

@Sagilu - I meant booty calls in relationships not just dating. Sorry for the misunderstanding..

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Posted by LadyNeptune
When you use his restroom beforehand and theres skid marks in the toilet. I'm out!!!

What if you went AFTER? Lol

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Skid marks are not from me dumb dumb...

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Posted by LadyNeptune
When you use his restroom beforehand and theres skid marks in the toilet. I'm out!!!

What if you went AFTER? Lol

Skid marks are not from me dumb dumb...

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I know, nosmart!

I said if you saw his marks AFTER sex?

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OP, you sound like my Aqua. Works for me.

Thanks sultry

@lesenfants - yeah aquagal was kind of firm on the cutting. It really sucked because she was hot and i wanted to have sex with her badly. Wasn't just that which made me drop her though.

She flaked on two different dates we had set up. After we had gone on 4.

I actually wrote off after the last flake. But she aggressively texted and called begging for another chance.

I agreed on the terms of it being a place i was going regardless. So i would have a good time with or without her.

She showed and bought me food. But when i got to know her more it became apparent she had addiction issues. So it was just going to be a hookup arrangement anyway due to that issue.

Lol, missionary your favorite, snore! To Whorpio... don't feel anything when men do it, you just haven't had a dude who REALLY knows how. Most think they are good at it when they aren't, they're few and far between! Maybe 3 in my life, but you'll know it when you find a great one..

Cutting of body organs?? What organs does she cut—??

I know a guy who's into blood , blood n more blood..He said he prefers biting till she bleeds somewhere.. anywhere n then lick off the blood. He calls it "mixing of all the fluids"??

Posted by Bellagirl
Lol, missionary your favorite, snore! To Whorpio... don't feel anything when men do it, you just haven't had a dude who REALLY knows how. Most think they are good at it when they aren't, they're few and far between! Maybe 3 in my life, but you'll know it when you find a great one..

That's what people say, but I feel like the ones who are good at it have a shit ton of experience and I don't want to hookup with someone who has that much experience ?

Posted by LadyNeptune
When you use his restroom beforehand and theres skid marks in the toilet. I'm out!!!

Ewwwwwwwwwwww, I would never go back again lol

Posted by slowdive80
So, I'm curious to know what would you guy's definite nos for the horizontal mambo?



No cutting - I briefly dated a aqua virg moon who was into cutting body parts before sex. Soon as I knew that, I cut out. Shame too because she was one of the most attractive women I've ever dated.

Do you still have her number?

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Posted by slowdive80
So, I'm curious to know what would you guy's definite nos for the horizontal mambo?

Here is mine:

No peeing or defacting of any kind,

No cutting - I briefly dated a aqua virg moon who was into cutting body parts before sex. Soon as I knew that, I cut out. Shame too because she was one of the most attractive women I've ever dated.

No Anal - Yes, I am that rare male species that is not obsessed with going down the Hershey Chocolate Highway. It's called an out hole for a reason. Call me prudish or germ phobe, but not interested in letting Lt. Dan march into that camp.

Women that want to use a strap on - See, when I dont want to do something like tasting the milky way I expect the same in return. But a lot of women I've encountered have this fascination in using a strap on for a boogie in yo butt. Sorry, not interested.

Women that want to give me blowjobs - Again, I am that rare male species who is not found of getting down to the center of a tootsie pop. I prefer going down on a woman instead. And then have sex which to me, is much more satisfying. I am a giver and don't like to receive packages I'm already meh about.

Choking during the main course- Again, lots of women seem to be into this fetish. Sorry, not interested in being set up to be arrested for spousal abuse, or murder for that matter.

Other than that, I'm open to anything else, but more case by case basis.

Anyone else here have a I don't want to go to there? (it's a reference, maximum points if you know from where 🙂 )

LOL omg i have done all of these things listed, more than once —?

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Scorp sun AND scorp mars?

maybe cap mars?

Mine are

No booty calls

@astrology101 - Moon and mars in Sagittarius with Leo rising.

If that is vanilla, so be it. Most of those activities involve potential transmission of STD's. So yeah, i dont want it to burn when i pee.

Excluding the ones I mentioned, I am open to stuff in bed a lot of people wouldn't be. But I am private about that.

Part of the reason I dont get into relationships is that I attract women with low libidos. All I am asking for is woman to half-way match mine.

Not big into witch stuff, but I think I may have to ask a pagan friend of mine to do a cleansing spell. To rid myself of attracting women who arent into sex. And then attraction spell to draw women who have healthy libidos.

Oh, forgot to mention I have a venus in libra as well.

Other than having saturn in libra, it may explain why i am such a libra magnet.

Libra suns right after virgo mooners are drawn to me. With virgo suns and gem suns behind them.

Would like some aries, sag or leo suns or moons for a change.

Oh @Dreamuponwaking -

Lost touch with her. But a mutual friend knows her. Told me she got clean off drugs but it was years after I broke dating her though. She is married with a kid now. Happy for her, hope she stays clean.

@Newdeux-

You're overanalyzing this. It is simply called joking around aka keeping crap light.



As far as your venus in libra comment, sorry you had a person with that placement do something to make you.

But generalizing people doesnt help either. But you can do what you want. I have zero interest in engaging a battle of the wits contest.

Not because I'm scared mind you, but I have better things to do than be trading barbs back and forth with someone on DXP when the weekend starts today.

I am only on here when it's downtime at my job. Feel free to float whatever venom you wish at me. I'm going to ignore it.

When I get off work, I'm going to enjoy the beautiful beach city I live in and go about my business, hope you have a good weekend. Cheers!

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Lol, missionary your favorite, snore! To Whorpio... don't feel anything when men do it, you just haven't had a dude who REALLY knows how. Most think they are good at it when they aren't, they're few and far between! Maybe 3 in my life, but you'll know it when you find a great one..

That's what people say, but I feel like the ones who are good at it have a shit ton of experience and I don't want to hookup with someone who has that much experience ?

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So you want to be the only w hore?

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Posted by Bellagirl
Lol, missionary your favorite, snore! To Whorpio... don't feel anything when men do it, you just haven't had a dude who REALLY knows how. Most think they are good at it when they aren't, they're few and far between! Maybe 3 in my life, but you'll know it when you find a great one..

That's what people say, but I feel like the ones who are good at it have a shit ton of experience and I don't want to hookup with someone who has that much experience ?

So you want to be the only w hore?

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Hell yeah boy

I love how people started getting astrology into this...

I'm an Aquarian and I eat ass!!!

Ok a deal breaker for me is someone who says stupid shit when we're ducking and who makes stupid sounds and makes stupid faces when they cum, my ex was like that, he always looked like he was crying when he came....

Apart from that I'm pretty much up for everything except for being shat on obviously....though it has happened before I wasn't like dousing myself in petrol and setting myself and my bed on fire or anything.....was just a shitty pull out, it happens....

Oh!!! And I hate geared sex (on drugs) and drunk guys are a turn off unless I'm more drunk than they are