
What's the dumbest/pettiest fight you've had with a significant other or friend?




Posted by brianafay—
Nah I didn't talk to my Libra for a full 24 hours because he ate my leftovers





Posted by PossessionStPosted by brianafayPetty af
Nah I didn't talk to my Libra for a full 24 hours because he ate my leftoversclick to expand

Posted by PiscesMarsFighter29
I lost a friend over fantasy football.
I'm totally serious. He got REALLY competitive and I had never seen him like that before...
He and his brother went psycho and were pissed that I was doing well when it was my first year.
I ended up winning it all and when he gave me the prize money envelope, it was $ 40 short.
I pointed it out and he gave me the rest, but that was super weird. (Who wouldn't check the exact amount in there before giving it to someone)? We never spoke again.

Posted by CopperDove??
When I was ~ 14 I got into an argument with my best friend about whose father was a better cook.
For years afterward, we laughed about how stupid that was.

Posted by nanobyteArguments in the grocery store are the best ?
Ugh every day of my life
Fights where you don't even know why you're fighting in the first place


Posted by PossessionSt
Firebunny asked me to mail him $ 10
I was like fuck no the walk alone to the money transfer place is $ 10 ands time

Posted by Capmercury87Jesus
Me and my Aries ex got drunk and decided to play monopoly. He always had to make moves and rub it in my face how I was losing, drunk me flipped over the board and as he is yelling at me, I ran to the bathroom to puke, while he searched for his pipe that he threw across the room and sliced his hand wide open. I ran into the bedroom with puke on my face to take care of his hand.
We broke up and he moved out of state.


Posted by PossessionStPosted by brianafayThat is fucking hilarious to mePosted by PossessionSt
Firebunny asked me to mail him $ 10
I was like fuck no the walk alone to the money transfer place is $ 10 ands time
Pettiest fight on DXP: the ands and firebunny arguing over how Philipino firebunny looks
I bait him into giving bullet points really and then I laugh and laughclick to expand

Posted by PossessionSt
Someone broke up with me coz I only texted when I was bored
Petty af
When am I supposed to text when I am having fun

Posted by PossessionStIs this about firebunny asking you to mail him money?
So the $ 10 was actually $ 15 but I said if we were gonna start splitting bills then I picked up the tab at the other place we went to so - $ 5

Posted by PossessionSt
Ayyy bri bri
I think scorp rising Leo moon is a petty combo and we freeze out people over petty things ?

Posted by PossessionStPosted by brianafayYes coz he got stiffed with my lap dance bill ?Posted by PossessionStIs this about firebunny asking you to mail him money?
So the $ 10 was actually $ 15 but I said if we were gonna start splitting bills then I picked up the tab at the other place we went to so - $ 5
He probably just wanted your return address
I should have paid it but I was puking outside and he forgot something inside and they saw him
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Posted by PossessionStPosted by brianafayNaw he didn't want one or it's not necessarily a given that you get one if you buy them a drinkPosted by PossessionStPosted by brianafayYes coz he got stiffed with my lap dance bill ?Posted by PossessionStIs this about firebunny asking you to mail him money?
So the $ 10 was actually $ 15 but I said if we were gonna start splitting bills then I picked up the tab at the other place we went to so - $ 5
He probably just wanted your return address
I should have paid it but I was puking outside and he forgot something inside and they saw him
Lmao
Firebunny getting a lap dance
I'd pay for that
So I got one while he sat there ?click to expand


Posted by 5TwentyOneI found youPosted by PossessionStActually, I was a slightly chubby white guy at a knife shop. lolPosted by 5TwentyOneLol you were one of those skinny white guys at knife shops
When I was in my early teens I collected shuriken(throwing stars).![]()
I had some I did target practiced with, and some I collected.
I had just bought one. It was nice and I wanted to keep it in unscuffed condition for my collection. I let a friend see it, asking that he not throw it because it was going into the collection, but he did anyway. He threw it at target we always used...and scuffed it. I got pissed and we ended up in a full blown fight.
I won, because I had ninja skills.
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Posted by 5TwentyOneDXP is fucking up again, not caching images. Click "quote" to see the actual gif url. It's worth it lmao.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowFor some reason, the pics aren't loading on my end.Posted by 5TwentyOneI found youPosted by PossessionStActually, I was a slightly chubby white guy at a knife shop. lolPosted by 5TwentyOneLol you were one of those skinny white guys at knife shops
When I was in my early teens I collected shuriken(throwing stars).![]()
I had some I did target practiced with, and some I collected.
I had just bought one. It was nice and I wanted to keep it in unscuffed condition for my collection. I let a friend see it, asking that he not throw it because it was going into the collection, but he did anyway. He threw it at target we always used...and scuffed it. I got pissed and we ended up in a full blown fight.
I won, because I had ninja skills.
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Posted by LadyNeptuneSimilar theme, though I still have to talk to and interact with him ever since he fell ill.
I haven't talked to my dad since he lied and claimed me on his taxes and fucked me over on school funds.
Mother fucker.

Posted by PossessionStPosted by brianafayYes coz he got stiffed with my lap dance bill ?Posted by PossessionStIs this about firebunny asking you to mail him money?
So the $ 10 was actually $ 15 but I said if we were gonna start splitting bills then I picked up the tab at the other place we went to so - $ 5
He probably just wanted your return address
I should have paid it but I was puking outside and he forgot something inside and they saw him
click to expand

Posted by PossessionStStoppp it now no u didn't lol
My dad texted me if I wanted to watch game 5 with everyone at a sports bar
I texted back I can't waste my Clooney years and then blocked his number
I watched the game anyway at a Hooters
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxXOoohhhh it burns me up when someone won't let me finish a comment or talk over me!
I poured a large pot of cold water over my sleeping boyfriend once because he wouldn't let me finish what I had to say.


Posted by Ram416Mines getting older, 67, and I should probably just let it go.Posted by LadyNeptuneSimilar theme, though I still have to talk to and interact with him ever since he fell ill.
I haven't talked to my dad since he lied and claimed me on his taxes and fucked me over on school funds.
Mother fucker.click to expand

Posted by nanobyteAh, them "Ț" and "Ș" sounds.
The other day I blocked his number for 24 hours because we got into a fight over how to say "Grazie" in Italian lol.
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