Petty patrol

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I lost a friend over fantasy football.

I'm totally serious. He got REALLY competitive and I had never seen him like that before...

He and his brother went psycho and were pissed that I was doing well when it was my first year.

I ended up winning it all and when he gave me the prize money envelope, it was $ 40 short.

I pointed it out and he gave me the rest, but that was super weird. (Who wouldn't check the exact amount in there before giving it to someone)? We never spoke again.
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Posted by PiscesMarsFighter29
I lost a friend over fantasy football.

I'm totally serious. He got REALLY competitive and I had never seen him like that before...

He and his brother went psycho and were pissed that I was doing well when it was my first year.

I ended up winning it all and when he gave me the prize money envelope, it was $ 40 short.

I pointed it out and he gave me the rest, but that was super weird. (Who wouldn't check the exact amount in there before giving it to someone)? We never spoke again.

? Some men get salty over sports
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Posted by Capmercury87
Me and my Aries ex got drunk and decided to play monopoly. He always had to make moves and rub it in my face how I was losing, drunk me flipped over the board and as he is yelling at me, I ran to the bathroom to puke, while he searched for his pipe that he threw across the room and sliced his hand wide open. I ran into the bedroom with puke on my face to take care of his hand.

We broke up and he moved out of state.
Jesus

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Posted by PossessionSt
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Firebunny asked me to mail him $ 10

I was like fuck no the walk alone to the money transfer place is $ 10 ands time

Pettiest fight on DXP: the ands and firebunny arguing over how Philipino firebunny looks


That is fucking hilarious to me

I bait him into giving bullet points really and then I laugh and laugh
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I wrote Filipino so white lmao
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So the $ 10 was actually $ 15 but I said if we were gonna start splitting bills then I picked up the tab at the other place we went to so - $ 5
Is this about firebunny asking you to mail him money?

He probably just wanted your return address
Yes coz he got stiffed with my lap dance bill ?

I should have paid it but I was puking outside and he forgot something inside and they saw him

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Lmao

Firebunny getting a lap dance

I'd pay for that

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Posted by PossessionSt
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Posted by PossessionSt
So the $ 10 was actually $ 15 but I said if we were gonna start splitting bills then I picked up the tab at the other place we went to so - $ 5
Is this about firebunny asking you to mail him money?

He probably just wanted your return address
Yes coz he got stiffed with my lap dance bill ?

I should have paid it but I was puking outside and he forgot something inside and they saw him



Lmao

Firebunny getting a lap dance

I'd pay for that


Naw he didn't want one or it's not necessarily a given that you get one if you buy them a drink

So I got one while he sat there ?
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?Looking like a total weirdo I'm sure

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Posted by 5TwentyOne
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When I was in my early teens I collected shuriken(throwing stars).

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I had some I did target practiced with, and some I collected.

I had just bought one. It was nice and I wanted to keep it in unscuffed condition for my collection. I let a friend see it, asking that he not throw it because it was going into the collection, but he did anyway. He threw it at target we always used...and scuffed it. I got pissed and we ended up in a full blown fight.

I won, because I had ninja skills.
Lol you were one of those skinny white guys at knife shops
Actually, I was a slightly chubby white guy at a knife shop. lol

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I found you

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Not really an argument, more like a disagreement that turned heated and then got physical. Me and Jed were disagreeing over the right way to spank someone. He thinks it's about causing as much pain as possible, I said it's more technical than that and that it's more about pleasure than actual physical pain. I could not get that through his thick skull.

So we had to demonstrate, on each other. His ass survived. Mine didn't.
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Posted by PossessionSt
Posted by 5TwentyOne
When I was in my early teens I collected shuriken(throwing stars).

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I had some I did target practiced with, and some I collected.

I had just bought one. It was nice and I wanted to keep it in unscuffed condition for my collection. I let a friend see it, asking that he not throw it because it was going into the collection, but he did anyway. He threw it at target we always used...and scuffed it. I got pissed and we ended up in a full blown fight.

I won, because I had ninja skills.
Lol you were one of those skinny white guys at knife shops
Actually, I was a slightly chubby white guy at a knife shop. lol


I found you

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For some reason, the pics aren't loading on my end.

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DXP is fucking up again, not caching images. Click "quote" to see the actual gif url. It's worth it lmao.
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Posted by PossessionSt
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Posted by PossessionSt
So the $ 10 was actually $ 15 but I said if we were gonna start splitting bills then I picked up the tab at the other place we went to so - $ 5
Is this about firebunny asking you to mail him money?

He probably just wanted your return address
Yes coz he got stiffed with my lap dance bill ?

I should have paid it but I was puking outside and he forgot something inside and they saw him

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Oh god. Pretty much every argument I've ever had with my Libra best friend.

One off the top of my head was if bumblebees have jagged stingers or not. I got stung by one and told him, which he replied you better get the stinger out. I laughed because I knew bumblebees don't have jagged stingers, and he denied every source I sent him. Then said he would sting himself with one just to show me lol.

Another was an argument over a guys stuffed alligator trophy in his basement. I thought it was a crocodile, he knew it was an alligator. Then showed me a few sources which I still tried to deny.

We both have the same temperament in arguments lol.
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I haven't talked to my dad since he lied and claimed me on his taxes and fucked me over on school funds.

Mother fucker.
Similar theme, though I still have to talk to and interact with him ever since he fell ill.
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Mines getting older, 67, and I should probably just let it go.

In some ways it was a blessing in disguise as I still persevered. It probably helped me be successful in some warped way.

I should make peace with it and accept the fact he'll never apologize for the fucked up shit he's put me through. But I won't cause I'm petty af ?