Seajatt
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Turn-ons and offs
A peculiar walk, appearing regal as she glides effortlessly in her own unique fashion.
A deep and distinct voice, speaking with clarity and authority.
Turn-off
Same as OP, acting cute. Strikes me as manipulative. Just stop
A deep and distinct voice, speaking with clarity and authority.
Turn-off
Same as OP, acting cute. Strikes me as manipulative. Just stop
Posted by Midnite_Riser
Turn-offs, girls who fart and have nothing to offer in a conversation/lack communication. Turn-on attractive girl who is willing to deep throat and swallow as well as a sense of independence and a passionate moaner. Hygiene.
How about farts AND great communication?
Posted by alexscaries
Is it really worth stating the obvious like: poor hygiene, drug addict, too old, too young, smoker, don't fancy her.
Turn Ons:
* Gets my "sad Dad" jokes.
* Deep French kisses, would probably dump someone if they can't kiss well.
* Physical: generally into short women, generally into women with blue or green eyes and pale skin, but I've dated women who have been mixed race and tall women so make of that what you will.
* Femininity and "broken dollies" make me melt.
* Love a skirt as I can put my head up it.
* It's blatantly obvious I haven't had sex lately.
Neutral
* Generally not into gym fit, but it's not a turn on or turn off.
Turn Offs:
* Doesn't have her own place - incase I need to blow off more than steam.
* Trans in disguise.
* addicted to her phone.
* I love brats, but only in the bedroom and in small doses outside of it, that whole diva thing is really tiresome doubly on women over 30.
* Negative attitude. I'm a bit pessimistic, but as I've said before no interest in that putting people down all the time or too much criticism.
* House that smells of dog shit and ammonia cat piss. Yes, it happened twice.
In turn offs first one is to have a place (not sure why can’t you use yours if she is married or living with parents or having a kid)
BUT
Her place shouldn’t smell…
It’s sounds kind of assholish so I am gonna write ✍️ you prescription for 1 10min blow job as soon as possible. But you’ll have to follow up and fix that post. Ok? Tootles (smiles and waves her fingers cutely)
Posted by alexscariesPosted by GemiMayPosted by alexscaries
Is it really worth stating the obvious like: poor hygiene, drug addict, too old, too young, smoker, don't fancy her.
Turn Ons:
* Gets my "sad Dad" jokes.
* Deep French kisses, would probably dump someone if they can't kiss well.
* Physical: generally into short women, generally into women with blue or green eyes and pale skin, but I've dated women who have been mixed race and tall women so make of that what you will.
* Femininity and "broken dollies" make me melt.
* Love a skirt as I can put my head up it.
* It's blatantly obvious I haven't had sex lately.
Neutral
* Generally not into gym fit, but it's not a turn on or turn off.
Turn Offs:
* Doesn't have her own place - incase I need to blow off more than steam.
* Trans in disguise.
* addicted to her phone.
* I love brats, but only in the bedroom and in small doses outside of it, that whole diva thing is really tiresome doubly on women over 30.
* Negative attitude. I'm a bit pessimistic, but as I've said before no interest in that putting people down all the time or too much criticism.
* House that smells of dog shit and ammonia cat piss. Yes, it happened twice.
In turn offs first one is to have a place (not sure why can’t you use yours if she is married or living with parents or having a kid)
BUT
Her place shouldn’t smell…
It’s sounds kind of assholish so I am gonna write ✍️ you prescription for 1 10min blow job as soon as possible. But you’ll have to follow up and fix that post. Ok? Tootles (smiles and waves her fingers cutely)
She can use my place all she wants, but it's nice to have a second place. Should have been neutral thinking about it. Not interested in seeing married women.click to expand
You sound like an old fart man…how about your hands? You know…🤔 Your standards finding a woman according to todays dating are ZERO so…🤷♀️😂😂😂
the replies here are very interesting. thanks for participating everyone 🙂
Posted by alexscariesPosted by GemiMayPosted by alexscaries
Is it really worth stating the obvious like: poor hygiene, drug addict, too old, too young, smoker, don't fancy her.
Turn Ons:
* Gets my "sad Dad" jokes.
* Deep French kisses, would probably dump someone if they can't kiss well.
* Physical: generally into short women, generally into women with blue or green eyes and pale skin, but I've dated women who have been mixed race and tall women so make of that what you will.
* Femininity and "broken dollies" make me melt.
* Love a skirt as I can put my head up it.
* It's blatantly obvious I haven't had sex lately.
Neutral
* Generally not into gym fit, but it's not a turn on or turn off.
Turn Offs:
* Doesn't have her own place - incase I need to blow off more than steam.
* Trans in disguise.
* addicted to her phone.
* I love brats, but only in the bedroom and in small doses outside of it, that whole diva thing is really tiresome doubly on women over 30.
* Negative attitude. I'm a bit pessimistic, but as I've said before no interest in that putting people down all the time or too much criticism.
* House that smells of dog shit and ammonia cat piss. Yes, it happened twice.
In turn offs first one is to have a place (not sure why can’t you use yours if she is married or living with parents or having a kid)
BUT
Her place shouldn’t smell…
It’s sounds kind of assholish so I am gonna write ✍️ you prescription for 1 10min blow job as soon as possible. But you’ll have to follow up and fix that post. Ok? Tootles (smiles and waves her fingers cutely)
She can use my place all she wants, but it's nice to have a second place. Should have been neutral thinking about it. Not interested in seeing married women.click to expand
Quaker
👩🌾
Posted by alexscariesPosted by GemiMayPosted by alexscariesPosted by GemiMayPosted by alexscaries
Is it really worth stating the obvious like: poor hygiene, drug addict, too old, too young, smoker, don't fancy her.
Turn Ons:
* Gets my "sad Dad" jokes.
* Deep French kisses, would probably dump someone if they can't kiss well.
* Physical: generally into short women, generally into women with blue or green eyes and pale skin, but I've dated women who have been mixed race and tall women so make of that what you will.
* Femininity and "broken dollies" make me melt.
* Love a skirt as I can put my head up it.
* It's blatantly obvious I haven't had sex lately.
Neutral
* Generally not into gym fit, but it's not a turn on or turn off.
Turn Offs:
* Doesn't have her own place - incase I need to blow off more than steam.
* Trans in disguise.
* addicted to her phone.
* I love brats, but only in the bedroom and in small doses outside of it, that whole diva thing is really tiresome doubly on women over 30.
* Negative attitude. I'm a bit pessimistic, but as I've said before no interest in that putting people down all the time or too much criticism.
* House that smells of dog shit and ammonia cat piss. Yes, it happened twice.
In turn offs first one is to have a place (not sure why can’t you use yours if she is married or living with parents or having a kid)
BUT
Her place shouldn’t smell…
It’s sounds kind of assholish so I am gonna write ✍️ you prescription for 1 10min blow job as soon as possible. But you’ll have to follow up and fix that post. Ok? Tootles (smiles and waves her fingers cutely)
She can use my place all she wants, but it's nice to have a second place. Should have been neutral thinking about it. Not interested in seeing married women.
You sound like an old fart man…how about your hands? You know…🤔 Your standards finding a woman according to todays dating are ZERO so…🤷♀️😂😂😂
Not so cute on women over 30.click to expand
You know that some women look over 30 at 12 and some look 25 until death? So it’s one person opinion and masturbation to lift the mood is EVERYBODY’s opinion! 💪
Posted by MrBalancePosted by GemiMayPosted by Midnite_Riser
Turn-offs, girls who fart and have nothing to offer in a conversation/lack communication. Turn-on attractive girl who is willing to deep throat and swallow as well as a sense of independence and a passionate moaner. Hygiene.
How about farts AND great communication?
If you fart, at least hide it. If I never heard it, it never happened.click to expand
Hide it? Are you nuts?
We having meaningful conversation and I had ripped and hiding isn’t an option🫣
Posted by Midnite_Riser
Turn-offs, girls who fart and have nothing to offer in a conversation/lack communication. Turn-on attractive girl who is willing to deep throat and swallow as well as a sense of independence and a passionate moaner. Hygiene.
Noted. I will hold in all my farts and develop the poo breath. Its a real thing!
Posted by Midnite_RiserPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by Midnite_Riser
Turn-offs, girls who fart and have nothing to offer in a conversation/lack communication. Turn-on attractive girl who is willing to deep throat and swallow as well as a sense of independence and a passionate moaner. Hygiene.
Noted. I will hold in all my farts and develop the poo breath. Its a real thing!
Are you hopping in bed with me along with all of the rest of the ladies in DXP? I mean that maybe too many women for me to handle but I might not care. Just go outside and drop your F bombs, wait a few minutes then come back. That is what it seems like you are implying.click to expand
Just wait until you get into a long term relationship. Farting will be the least of your worries lmao
Posted by HypnotoadPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by Midnite_RiserPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by Midnite_Riser
Turn-offs, girls who fart and have nothing to offer in a conversation/lack communication. Turn-on attractive girl who is willing to deep throat and swallow as well as a sense of independence and a passionate moaner. Hygiene.
Noted. I will hold in all my farts and develop the poo breath. Its a real thing!
Are you hopping in bed with me along with all of the rest of the ladies in DXP? I mean that maybe too many women for me to handle but I might not care. Just go outside and drop your F bombs, wait a few minutes then come back. That is what it seems like you are implying.
Just wait until you get into a long term relationship. Farting will be the least of your worries lmao
When she starts decaying under the floor boards that's when you know she's a keeperclick to expand
They do say a strong foundation is everything.
Aside from the usual nice personality imma leave that one out once and for all.
The following turn ons is required but not limited to the following:
Pretty face
Nicely pedicured and shapely feet (a DEFINITE must)
Thick set and some muscles
Beautiful long hair but not too long as I really don't have much of a hair fetish
One like me who loves to eat
Tattooed women
Turn offs
Too much make up or make up period. I prefer natural
Terrible attitudes
Extroverted (can be ambivert)
Talks too much
Unfortunately that's it for now. I'll probably be back later I'm sure there's plenty more turn offs.
The following turn ons is required but not limited to the following:
Pretty face
Nicely pedicured and shapely feet (a DEFINITE must)
Thick set and some muscles
Beautiful long hair but not too long as I really don't have much of a hair fetish
One like me who loves to eat
Tattooed women
Turn offs
Too much make up or make up period. I prefer natural
Terrible attitudes
Extroverted (can be ambivert)
Talks too much
Unfortunately that's it for now. I'll probably be back later I'm sure there's plenty more turn offs.
Women who farts? The hell. That's an automatic turn off. Do that elsewhere.
Posted by capricorn1234
Turn off(s) is laziness, I hate lazy people male or female and bad hygiene
Turn on(s) sense of humor, adaptability, independent.
Spoken like a true Capricorn.
Posted by ATGR
Not many people read the OP very well, especially the turn one bit. 😄
I red it well though it may not be from his point of view. He did stated turn ons that women don't realize it's a turn on to us dudes or something like that. And all my turn ons I've listed women don't realize turn me on about them. I've just drove pass a fine ass broad about an hour ago with tight pink britches on with her glutes shown straight thru. I had to pull over so I won't get in an accident to fan myself. She looked back at me hard as a brick like she was wondering why I was staring. Girl must be didnt realize what she had on.
Posted by alexscaries
Is it really worth stating the obvious like: poor hygiene, drug addict, too old, too young, smoker, don't fancy her.
Turn Ons:
* Gets my "sad Dad" jokes.
* Deep French kisses, would probably dump someone if they can't kiss well.
* Physical: generally into short women, generally into women with blue or green eyes and pale skin, but I've dated women who have been mixed race and tall women so make of that what you will.
* Femininity and "broken dollies" make me melt.
* Love a skirt as I can put my head up it.
* It's blatantly obvious I haven't had sex lately.
Neutral
* Generally not into gym fit, but it's not a turn on or turn off.
Turn Offs:
* Doesn't have her own place - incase I need to blow off more than steam.
* Trans in disguise.
* addicted to her phone.
* I love brats, but only in the bedroom and in small doses outside of it, that whole diva thing is really tiresome doubly on women over 30.
* Negative attitude. I'm a bit pessimistic, but as I've said before no interest in that putting people down all the time or too much criticism.
* House that smells of dog shit and ammonia cat piss. Yes, it happened twice.
Trans in disguise? 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by GemiMayPosted by Midnite_Riser
Turn-offs, girls who fart and have nothing to offer in a conversation/lack communication. Turn-on attractive girl who is willing to deep throat and swallow as well as a sense of independence and a passionate moaner. Hygiene.
How about farts AND great communication?click to expand
Thats a great idea you could use the farts as enthusiastic exclamation points. I am a good listener, i cant stand it when woman just start venting to me without even letting the conversation to that point. I have dated some career woman who cancelled dates but then didnt feel they had to reciprocate and do some effort rather than expected me to cater and woo them. Its a two way street. i can date somebody else if you fall of the radar. Its a cliche but I have met woman who still expect men to just let them fill their sparetime with activities men are unlikely to like shopping or ballet. And don`t speak for him like couples that are interviewed on tv.
Posted by lepetitstarPosted by roti
A peculiar walk, appearing regal as she glides effortlessly in her own unique fashion.
A deep and distinct voice, speaking with clarity and authority.
Turn-off
Same as OP, acting cute. Strikes me as manipulative. Just stop
I’ve been complimented for being both regal and cute. Twin thingz. 😵💫click to expand
Oh oh Gemini things. I don’t doubt you at all
Posted by lepetitstarPosted by rotiPosted by lepetitstarPosted by roti
A peculiar walk, appearing regal as she glides effortlessly in her own unique fashion.
A deep and distinct voice, speaking with clarity and authority.
Turn-off
Same as OP, acting cute. Strikes me as manipulative. Just stop
I’ve been complimented for being both regal and cute. Twin thingz. 😵💫
Oh oh Gemini things. I don’t doubt you at all
Right now I’m working on getting rid of my sad eyes 🤪click to expand
Doe eyes, Taurus rising? Yea I can see how you reeled the Cancer in 🥹
Posted by lepetitstarPosted by rotiPosted by lepetitstarPosted by rotiPosted by lepetitstarPosted by roti
A peculiar walk, appearing regal as she glides effortlessly in her own unique fashion.
A deep and distinct voice, speaking with clarity and authority.
Turn-off
Same as OP, acting cute. Strikes me as manipulative. Just stop
I’ve been complimented for being both regal and cute. Twin thingz. 😵💫
Oh oh Gemini things. I don’t doubt you at all
Right now I’m working on getting rid of my sad eyes 🤪
Doe eyes, Taurus rising? Yea I can see how you reeled the Cancer in 🥹
He’s got the Cancer Rising n Sun n Merc but almost everything else is Air.
He has his own sweet moon baby cow eyes. I thought they were brown but they are actually dark hazel. 🥹 so pretty
He’s the one who reeled me in. I was lost since pretty much the first time I practiced with him. 🥲click to expand
You guys practice sad faces? 🤣 Aww you sound smitten. Good luck with everything
Posted by ParkourlerPosted by GemiMayPosted by Midnite_Riser
Turn-offs, girls who fart and have nothing to offer in a conversation/lack communication. Turn-on attractive girl who is willing to deep throat and swallow as well as a sense of independence and a passionate moaner. Hygiene.
How about farts AND great communication?
Thats a great idea you could use the farts as enthusiastic exclamation points. I am a good listener, i cant stand it when woman just start venting to me without even letting the conversation to that point. I have dated some career woman who cancelled dates but then didnt feel they had to reciprocate and do some effort rather than expected me to cater and woo them. Its a two way street. i can date somebody else if you fall of the radar. Its a cliche but I have met woman who still expect men to just let them fill their sparetime with activities men are unlikely to like shopping or ballet. And don`t speak for him like couples that are interviewed on tv.click to expand
What sign ar you? I don’t feel 99% of what you saying…
The men and women who make wish list like this for Santa to fulfill usually are miserably alone (happily single excluded). Who are you getting anyway? So why the list?
Let’s be honest, when you like someone, you just do and they often don’t even meet half of what you were seeking.
It’s usually the inexperienced and delusional folks who ask for something absurd like “must not fart.” You certainly have never been in a live-in relationship. Just LOL at the stupidity of that statement.
Let’s be honest, when you like someone, you just do and they often don’t even meet half of what you were seeking.
It’s usually the inexperienced and delusional folks who ask for something absurd like “must not fart.” You certainly have never been in a live-in relationship. Just LOL at the stupidity of that statement.
Posted by alexscariesPosted by aquarius09
The men and women who make wish list like this for Santa to fulfill usually are miserably alone (happily single excluded). Who are you getting anyway? So why the list?
Let’s be honest, when you like someone, you just do and they often don’t even meet half of what you were seeking.
It’s usually the inexperienced and delusional folks who ask for something absurd like “must not fart.” You certainly have never been in a live-in relationship. Just LOL at the stupidity of that statement.
Those that do a wishlist misunderstood the question and mine is a blatant piss take with some truth.click to expand
I wasn’t directing that at you. You are one of very few users I like here.
Posted by GemiMayPosted by ParkourlerPosted by GemiMayPosted by Midnite_Riser
Turn-offs, girls who fart and have nothing to offer in a conversation/lack communication. Turn-on attractive girl who is willing to deep throat and swallow as well as a sense of independence and a passionate moaner. Hygiene.
How about farts AND great communication?
Thats a great idea you could use the farts as enthusiastic exclamation points. I am a good listener, i cant stand it when woman just start venting to me without even letting the conversation to that point. I have dated some career woman who cancelled dates but then didnt feel they had to reciprocate and do some effort rather than expected me to cater and woo them. Its a two way street. i can date somebody else if you fall of the radar. Its a cliche but I have met woman who still expect men to just let them fill their sparetime with activities men are unlikely to like shopping or ballet. And don`t speak for him like couples that are interviewed on tv.
What sign ar you? I don’t feel 99% of what you saying…click to expand
Taurus
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