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Posted by justagirlWould it make you happy to hear that he did? Do you hate me that much?
Awww did Jed dump you?

Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowYesPosted by justagirlWould it make you happy to hear that he did? Do you hate me that much?
Awww did Jed dump you?click to expand

Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowNo and I have no feelings either way about you.Posted by justagirlWould it make you happy to hear that he did? Do you hate me that much?
Awww did Jed dump you?click to expand


Posted by sakuraflowersDon't leave it at that. Please elaborate.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
I'm the last person to believe that retrogrades and eclipses and honeybooboos affect anything in real life, but seriously what the hell is going on these days??
Is there something in the water? Have the gods lost their mind or something?![]()
The gods MUST be crazy.
Mercury retrograde, right now...
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Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow😆 awww we loves your Jed stories.Posted by justagirlWould it make you happy to hear that he did? Do you hate me that much?
Awww did Jed dump you?click to expand

Posted by Gemitatiyou ladies are MEAN!!! 😆
Because you are arrogant and cocky fatherfucker!

Posted by justagirlNo. The exact opposite. He made a commitment.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowNo and I have no feelings either way about you.Posted by justagirlWould it make you happy to hear that he did? Do you hate me that much?
Awww did Jed dump you?
Was honestly asking if he did.click to expand

Posted by CaramelizedCoffee—at least I've gave an explanation! —Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowYesPosted by justagirlWould it make you happy to hear that he did? Do you hate me that much?
Awww did Jed dump you?click to expand

Posted by lisabethur8Not after the finger in Jed's ass!Posted by Gemitatiyou ladies are MEAN!!! 😆
Because you are arrogant and cocky fatherfucker!
you know you love his updates. 😛 😆click to expand

Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowCool beans! To you?Posted by justagirlNo. The exact opposite. He made a commitment.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowNo and I have no feelings either way about you.Posted by justagirlWould it make you happy to hear that he did? Do you hate me that much?
Awww did Jed dump you?
Was honestly asking if he did.click to expand
Posted by Gemitatioh my gawd. 😆Posted by lisabethur8Not after the finger in Jed's ass!Posted by Gemitatiyou ladies are MEAN!!! 😆
Because you are arrogant and cocky fatherfucker!
you know you love his updates. 😛 😆
I am still having nightmares...
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Posted by lisabethur8That's what post history is for, my deer. I can go back & find it for you if you want.Posted by Gemitatioh my gawd. 😆Posted by lisabethur8Not after the finger in Jed's ass!Posted by Gemitatiyou ladies are MEAN!!! 😆
Because you are arrogant and cocky fatherfucker!
you know you love his updates. 😛 😆
I am still having nightmares...
?
i didnt read that....good thing i dont read everything.😆click to expand
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowPosted by lisabethur8That's what post history is for, my deer. I can go back & find it for you if you want.Posted by Gemitatioh my gawd. 😆Posted by lisabethur8Not after the finger in Jed's ass!Posted by Gemitatiyou ladies are MEAN!!! 😆
Because you are arrogant and cocky fatherfucker!
you know you love his updates. 😛 😆
I am still having nightmares...
?
i didnt read that....good thing i dont read everything.😆![]()
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Posted by justagirlTo me.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowCool beans! To you?Posted by justagirlNo. The exact opposite. He made a commitment.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowNo and I have no feelings either way about you.Posted by justagirlWould it make you happy to hear that he did? Do you hate me that much?
Awww did Jed dump you?
Was honestly asking if he did.click to expand

Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeThis is why I don't want to say anything. Don't want to reduce my haters to tears when they hear that Jed made a commitment to me, after he came out to his family before his birthday party even started.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowYesPosted by justagirlWould it make you happy to hear that he did? Do you hate me that much?
Awww did Jed dump you?click to expand

Posted by GemitatiThat's pretty damn good compared to being a stupid ungrateful bitch who bit the only hand that fed her.
Because you are arrogant and cocky fatherfucker!


Posted by LittleFairyUh........you're in the wrong thread, deer. Taurusspunk's thread is thataway.
You know instead of typing all this stuff on DXPNET ...all the diff threads about sex ..you could go have some sex

Posted by LittleFairy
You know instead of typing all this stuff on DXPNET ...all the diff threads about sex ..you could go have some sex


Posted by xghyHow do they not......what?
How do they not?

elaborate @LittleFairyPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowPosted by TauruswithspunkI was actually gonna elaborate but you caught me so now I'll catch you back.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow—?? I'm fucking done lol y'all made my night lol![]()
Erm..........not the face. Anywhere but that.
My Jed has come on my neck, my chest, belly, willie (it rhymes lol, read it aloud), on my back and my ass. And he came in my hand on the long drive back to civilization yesterday. Thank god we had a small towel within arm's reach and lots of water that I used to rinse my hand afterwards.
I was gonna go for a blowjob instead, but his Virgo sun and my Virgo moon were too anally worried about crashing the car, so we opted for my hand to do the work while both pairs of eyes were on the road.
We were gonna continue the party for all of today as well, but he wanted to spend some time with his mom ahead of another birthday party tomorrow for a friend of ours (too many Virgos, fucking damn it). So I instead I'm here on party music cd compiling/burning duty and entertaining your Cheshire catty ass.click to expand

Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowFair play..🙂Posted by LittleFairyUh........you're in the wrong thread, deer. Taurusspunk's thread is thataway.
You know instead of typing all this stuff on DXPNET ...all the diff threads about sex ..you could go have some sex
But in case you're not........what do you think I've been doing the past 4 days stuck with a horny-af Leo/Virgo cusper in the middle of nowhere? Even I need to recover once in a while.click to expand

Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeYou hating someone is actually a compliment in today's time. It's like you want people to like you so much, but no one falls for your complete utter bullshit. That makes you hate them, which in turn makes everyone happy. Especially the people you hate. You're like a troll that backfired and started trolling itself.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowYesPosted by justagirlWould it make you happy to hear that he did? Do you hate me that much?
Awww did Jed dump you?click to expand

Posted by LittleFairyPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowFair play..🙂Posted by LittleFairyUh........you're in the wrong thread, deer. Taurusspunk's thread is thataway.
You know instead of typing all this stuff on DXPNET ...all the diff threads about sex ..you could go have some sex
But in case you're not........what do you think I've been doing the past 4 days stuck with a horny-af Leo/Virgo cusper in the middle of nowhere? Even I need to recover once in a while.click to expand

Posted by SoulEh, CC doesn't hate me. She wants to, but she can't help being amused by my posts. A sort of grudging comedic admiration.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeYou hating someone is actually a compliment in today's time. It's like you want people to like you so much, but no one falls for your complete utter bullshit. That makes you hate them, which in turn makes everyone happy. Especially the people you hate. You're like a troll that backfired and started trolling itself.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowYesPosted by justagirlWould it make you happy to hear that he did? Do you hate me that much?
Awww did Jed dump you?click to expand






Posted by LordComplexity
Astrology has nothing to do with it. But to answer your question it is because we are in a Void era. An era of ignorance. ...

Posted by LordComplexityIt has a lot to do with *it*
Astrology has nothing to do with it. But to answer your question it is because we are in a Void era. An era of ignorance. Like the dark ages except harder to notice because we are much more pacified and nonviolent. Most of what happens in this era won't even be remembered actually, despite it being very well recorded compared to any other time in history.
Because it will all ultimately be very trivial despite everyone flipping out over every little thing like it'll change everything(I'm looking at you, people reacting to racist protests and D Trump bein pres).
Scientists call this an age of information but I say that's a joke compared to how people are really handling all this information they are given. It can make them into masters of the universe but they won't harness it until someone shows the way.
So fear not little denizen of earth out of 7,000,000,000 of the same exact kind. This insanity of which you speak is nothing more than a transitional period for humanity to blossom into what they always worshipped.


Posted by lesenfantterriblesTo me mercury retrograde month has been much better with friends, exs and crushes than the months before!!Posted by Koniuchaai think it'll end when we die ?Posted by lesenfantterriblesWhen will the madness end?! ??
for a place to talk about astrology, i am always so surpised by the lack of interest in astrology in this forum.
this is actually a very busy month in terms of retrogrades, not just mercury.
Mercury- August 12 to September 5, 2017
Saturn-April 6 to August 25, 2017
Uranus- August 3, 2017 to January 2, 2018
Neptune- June 16 to November 22, 2017
Pluto- April 20 to September 28, 2017
saturn goes direct at the end of the month & w/ the 2 eclipses, it has been a very busy month indeed.
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Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowlol
This is for @lisabethur8 's eyes only. If you read through it and you're NOT lisabethur8, then you're really fucking weird.
Jed baited me with his hot cousin for months, encouraged him to send me nudies of himself to tempt me. It didn't work. He got spanked & fingerfucked for it. When he came out with it, I told him that actions have consequences and the consequences of his actions will occur right there and then. I "strongly suggested" that he bend himself over my knee. When he blushed furiously & gave me an incredulous look and said "do I really have to??", I gave him my own withering look that spelled "something very unpleasant will happen unless you get over my knee quicksmart".
At first he looked at me like I was crazy, couldn't decide whether to take me seriously or laugh. But the look on my face assured him something very unpleasant was gonna happen if he didn't put himself over my knees that instant......little did he know.
At first he took it like a champ, but after about 90 seconds of hard slaps on his bare ass he was already grunting and snorting through his teeth in pain like a bull. Kept saying "I'm sorry I'm sorry" on repeat lol but I told him I didn't think he was sorry yet. I'd never heard his voice so shrill before lol and I am shocked at my ability to keep a straight face. He tried to wriggle off me a couple times (I imagine after 8 minutes of hard spanking he was ready to die) but I held him in place and gave him a few extra ones as punishment for trying escape the original punishment. But that was just phase #1. No lube for phase #2.
Felt bad about it afterwards because two distinct finger-shaped welts on his left cheek started oozing blood. Afterwards he looked a bit dazed, couldn't decide if what he was feeling was a good thing or bad thing lol.
Eventually he snapped out of it, and we carried on![]()
In my defense, the inspiration for the punishment came from HIM after recently having discussed the finer uses of spanking. I said it's meant to erotically stimulate so you shouldn't hit too hard, he said it's all about inflicting physical pain as a display of dominance and hitting hard is par for the course. So I put his deduction to good use. And then some. I advised him not to take his briefs off in front of anyone he knows for the next week or so until the welts go away.![]()
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Posted by bricklemarkUh.........I think I might have the anti-retrograde mojo going on. Or maybe my boy does. Gone so proactive on me it's not even funny.
Yeah mercury retro and new moon and eclipse.....sucks ass...worst few days of this year. People find it really sucky around any of these things, and it's all bad, and shitty, and things dont go the way they want and you cant sleep and it's hot and theres no sexy time.

Posted by lisabethur8Oh that's a big ol' lie right there! I could hear you moaning all the way from the southern hemisphere. That's what woke me up way before my time.....either that or my wet fart, haven't decided yet.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowbut i honestly just glazed over it.
This is for @lisabethur8 's eyes only. If you read through it and you're NOT lisabethur8, then you're really fucking weird.
Jed baited me with his hot cousin for months, encouraged him to send me nudies of himself to tempt me. It didn't work. He got spanked & fingerfucked for it. When he came out with it, I told him that actions have consequences and the consequences of his actions will occur right there and then. I "strongly suggested" that he bend himself over my knee. When he blushed furiously & gave me an incredulous look and said "do I really have to??", I gave him my own withering look that spelled "something very unpleasant will happen unless you get over my knee quicksmart".
At first he looked at me like I was crazy, couldn't decide whether to take me seriously or laugh. But the look on my face assured him something very unpleasant was gonna happen if he didn't put himself over my knees that instant......little did he know.
At first he took it like a champ, but after about 90 seconds of hard slaps on his bare ass he was already grunting and snorting through his teeth in pain like a bull. Kept saying "I'm sorry I'm sorry" on repeat lol but I told him I didn't think he was sorry yet. I'd never heard his voice so shrill before lol and I am shocked at my ability to keep a straight face. He tried to wriggle off me a couple times (I imagine after 8 minutes of hard spanking he was ready to die) but I held him in place and gave him a few extra ones as punishment for trying escape the original punishment. But that was just phase #1. No lube for phase #2.
Felt bad about it afterwards because two distinct finger-shaped welts on his left cheek started oozing blood. Afterwards he looked a bit dazed, couldn't decide if what he was feeling was a good thing or bad thing lol.
Eventually he snapped out of it, and we carried on![]()
In my defense, the inspiration for the punishment came from HIM after recently having discussed the finer uses of spanking. I said it's meant to erotically stimulate so you shouldn't hit too hard, he said it's all about inflicting physical pain as a display of dominance and hitting hard is par for the course. So I put his deduction to good use. And then some. I advised him not to take his briefs off in front of anyone he knows for the next week or so until the welts go away.![]()
In for a penny, in for a pound. You ASKED for stories, you got your money's worth. For the rest of the story, join @Effervescent at
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Posted by sakuraflowersSo basically it's about planets affecting the natural energy of the world, and since our brains and pretty much everything else function on electrical impulses, retrogrades being backwards & everything are causing things to hiccup and go bump in the night?Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowWell, in theory with retrogrades in general, I think it is said to be a time when a lot of misunderstandings happen, tech/equipment failure, and plans change. In theory anyways. 😛Posted by sakuraflowersDon't leave it at that. Please elaborate.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
I'm the last person to believe that retrogrades and eclipses and honeybooboos affect anything in real life, but seriously what the hell is going on these days??
Is there something in the water? Have the gods lost their mind or something?![]()
The gods MUST be crazy.
Mercury retrograde, right now...
Like recently, my watch died and two people I know are no longer friends after being friends for 4 years.
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Posted by hydorahYou have struck out 2 out of possible 3 times. Please try again later.
astrology is for idiots


Posted by LordComplexityMUGGLE !Posted by MyStarsShine
It has a lot to do with *it*
The moon alone has a huge affect on peoples' moods, so much so that people were straight jacketed on full moons in psychiatric hospitals. Planetary transits can have a massive affect on us, more than we know
It is a completely baseless assumption that the reason for those statistics, if they're even legitimate at all, is because of the moon's gravitational pull. It could very easily be because of some weird coincidental timing, or it could be because the Moon itself is inherently linked to a cycle that is most definitely pertinent to human behavior and personality but not anywhere near as mystical as the placement of the moon at all: Day and Night.
All such a study tells me is that a crazy person is more active at night. Particularly during a full moon. Whereas everybody knows that a healthy human being is more active at day and passive at night. It's not that people get crazier. Crazy people are already crazy, and that craziness gets expressed when they go out and do shit. Get active. Which they apparently do the more night it is. The full moon being a subconscious symbol of just how "night" it can get. Since the Moon is before all else, a symbol of the night itself seen opposite to the Sun which is the literal cause of Day.
This makes vastly more sense already. But not only that, the reason it makes sense coincides with a larger issue with the idea of Astrology as presented as an idea that human personality is dictated by the placement of celestial objects. The problem is: Evolution. At the end of the day, all things biological life are before all else dictated and determined by the process of evolution. This is simply an undeniable fact. To whatever extent Astrology COULD be true, it would have to adhere to the process of evolution. End of story.
Yet I'm absolutely certain that you would be absolutely hard pressed to explain to me how in the fuck the placement of celestial bodies. Be it by gravitational effects or whatever the fuck you wanna pull out. Are all that pertinent to the survival of any species at all, little alone the human species, our own? Or for that matter pertinent at all? Especially in contrast to much more IMMEDIATE factors? Like those expressed in modern psychology. The factors of one's direct environment and the interactions they have over the course of their developmental periods. Such factors make infinitely more sense and are infinitely more pertinent than where the fuck the moon is located.
You believe in the MAGIC of Astrology. That's where little girl, you're gonna get told. Because to whatever extent that I think Astrology has validity. I will assert all day long that you are horribly, horribly, wrong. There is no such thing as magic and reality is not just some random mystical assortment of order. It is science, it is logic, it is fact, and it is above all absolutely strict and pertinent causality and order. Your explanation is basically that human personality is based on factors that have nothing to do with anything really, as far as actual reality it's laws of physics are concerned. To you, human personality is basically just an unpredictable smorgasborg of "this trait is wired to that planet". Which completely violates the knowledge we have gained presented by evolution. Wanna know why? Because Astrology is vastly ancient, coming from a time when nobody had heard of evolution or knew that it was irrevocable fact. So of course it had no regard for it, because it couldn't. Because it was shit people pulled out of their asses mixed with a little intuition.
It is not, tap your heels 3 times and by magical bullshit that completely unrelated action somehow takes you home. It isn't you say "abba cadabra" and the door opens because you said those unrelated words. Go back to go, do not collect $ 200 dollars, and stop believing in fairies and unicorns cause you're a grown woman. Kthnx.
I didn't even have to write this essay up. I could've refuted your response with just one statement: How come no other statistics in regards to human chaos, change during a full moon? Crime doesn't go up at all. Nothing else is effected.click to expand

Posted by LordComplexityWill chew on my broomstick......thanksPosted by MyStarsShine
MUGGLE! 😛
Harry potter was invented by a muggle in a purely muggle world. So. Chew on that or somethin.
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Posted by DwellingOnMoveOh they were heavy alright! And the 1-2-3 days after that don't seem to be letting up either.
Saturn is going back to whip more "direct"edly. 25th Aug.
count on heavy 1-2-3 days before and after.


Posted by Fun4LifeWhich is why I've copy/pasted it here for your "viewing" pleasure.Posted by GemitatiLMAO.Posted by lisabethur8Not after the finger in Jed's ass!Posted by Gemitatiyou ladies are MEAN!!! 😆
Because you are arrogant and cocky fatherfucker!
you know you love his updates. 😛 😆
I am still having nightmares...
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That was one of the annual 2017 DXP high (low)-lights.
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Posted by sakuraflowersNo he's the self-confessed "bisexual" who ironically tosses homophobic slurs around like a boomerang.....but they all come back to him because, you knowPosted by LordComplexityAren't you also the same person who talks about Leo MC with much pride? 😛Posted by MyStarsShine
It has a lot to do with *it*
The moon alone has a huge affect on peoples' moods, so much so that people were straight jacketed on full moons in psychiatric hospitals. Planetary transits can have a massive affect on us, more than we know
It is a completely baseless assumption that the reason for those statistics, if they're even legitimate at all, is because of the moon's gravitational pull. It could very easily be because of some weird coincidental timing, or it could be because the Moon itself is inherently linked to a cycle that is most definitely pertinent to human behavior and personality but not anywhere near as mystical as the placement of the moon at all: Day and Night.
All such a study tells me is that a crazy person is more active at night. Particularly during a full moon. Whereas everybody knows that a healthy human being is more active at day and passive at night. It's not that people get crazier. Crazy people are already crazy, and that craziness gets expressed when they go out and do shit. Get active. Which they apparently do the more night it is. The full moon being a subconscious symbol of just how "night" it can get. Since the Moon is before all else, a symbol of the night itself seen opposite to the Sun which is the literal cause of Day.
This makes vastly more sense already. But not only that, the reason it makes sense coincides with a larger issue with the idea of Astrology as presented as an idea that human personality is dictated by the placement of celestial objects. The problem is: Evolution. At the end of the day, all things biological life are before all else dictated and determined by the process of evolution. This is simply an undeniable fact. To whatever extent Astrology COULD be true, it would have to adhere to the process of evolution. End of story.
Yet I'm absolutely certain that you would be absolutely hard pressed to explain to me how in the fuck the placement of celestial bodies. Be it by gravitational effects or whatever the fuck you wanna pull out. Are all that pertinent to the survival of any species at all, little alone the human species, our own? Or for that matter pertinent at all? Especially in contrast to much more IMMEDIATE factors? Like those expressed in modern psychology. The factors of one's direct environment and the interactions they have over the course of their developmental periods. Such factors make infinitely more sense and are infinitely more pertinent than where the fuck the moon is located.
You believe in the MAGIC of Astrology. That's where little girl, you're gonna get told. Because to whatever extent that I think Astrology has validity. I will assert all day long that you are horribly, horribly, wrong. There is no such thing as magic and reality is not just some random mystical assortment of order. It is science, it is logic, it is fact, and it is above all absolutely strict and pertinent causality and order. Your explanation is basically that human personality is based on factors that have nothing to do with anything really, as far as actual reality it's laws of physics are concerned. To you, human personality is basically just an unpredictable smorgasborg of "this trait is wired to that planet". Which completely violates the knowledge we have gained presented by evolution. Wanna know why? Because Astrology is vastly ancient, coming from a time when nobody had heard of evolution or knew that it was irrevocable fact. So of course it had no regard for it, because it couldn't. Because it was shit people pulled out of their asses mixed with a little intuition.
It is not, tap your heels 3 times and by magical bullshit that completely unrelated action somehow takes you home. It isn't you say "abba cadabra" and the door opens because you said those unrelated words. Go back to go, do not collect $ 200 dollars, and stop believing in fairies and unicorns cause you're a grown woman. Kthnx.
I didn't even have to write this essay up. I could've refuted your response with just one statement: How come no other statistics in regards to human chaos, change during a full moon? Crime doesn't go up at all. Nothing else is effected.
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Posted by Koniuchaa
So is Jed officially out of the closet?

Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeSafe to say, we don't have to sneak around anymore. We're exclusive. In vintage terms, we're tied.
What kind of commitment?
What was the reaction of his family?

Posted by KoniuchaaNo, it's aPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowSo that's a no thenPosted by Koniuchaa
So is Jed officially out of the closet?![]()
He is one impulsive mofo. Though I suspect he's more calculating than he appears.click to expand

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Is there something in the water? Have the gods lost their mind or something?
The gods MUST be crazy.