Dazed
@_Dazed
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If you can't cook..
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Posted by Phantom_Dangus
I'm gonna have to disagree with you. Everyone knows that women don't actually eat, so if you cook, you're just hoeing with delicious smells.
Signed,
HoCook
You don't have to eat the food you cook.. must it must be edible for the man.
If not.. you a ho.
Posted by Phantom_DangusPosted by _DazedPosted by Phantom_Dangus
I'm gonna have to disagree with you. Everyone knows that women don't actually eat, so if you cook, you're just hoeing with delicious smells.
Signed,
HoCook
You don't have to eat the food you cook.. must it must be edible for the man.
If not.. you a ho.
So if I wanna be a ho, I have to stop cooking? This is complicated.click to expand
If you don't cook, or are a really shitty cook..
You a ho.
You can't turn a ho into a housewife...
But you can teach her how to cook so she ain't a ho no mo.
But you can teach her how to cook so she ain't a ho no mo.
Men don’t care about food anymore and women cooking for them.
So it seems nowadays.
They are more concerned with how they measure up physically to the model hoes on Instagram
So it seems nowadays.
They are more concerned with how they measure up physically to the model hoes on Instagram
Haha I know so many guys who like to cook! ❤️
Posted by ClairDeLunePosted by _Dazed
You can't turn a ho into a housewife...
But you can teach her how to cook so she ain't a ho no mo.
But can you turn a housewife into a ho?click to expand
If you cut off her arms so she can't cook anymore.
Posted by Phantom_DangusPosted by _DazedPosted by ClairDeLunePosted by _Dazed
You can't turn a ho into a housewife...
But you can teach her how to cook so she ain't a ho no mo.
But can you turn a housewife into a ho?
If you cut off her arms so she can't cook anymore.
Nanna nanna boo boo
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/07/31/article-2711690-2025BE2D00000578-289_634x474.jpg<div class="bqfade">click to expand
Damn it
Posted by Phantom_DangusPosted by _DazedPosted by ClairDeLunePosted by _Dazed
You can't turn a ho into a housewife...
But you can teach her how to cook so she ain't a ho no mo.
But can you turn a housewife into a ho?
If you cut off her arms so she can't cook anymore.
Nanna nanna boo boo
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Exactly!!! There's no excuse!!! 😆
You cook and you’re still a ho
The hoest
The hoest
Posted by _DazedPosted by brianafay
You cook and you’re still a ho
The hoest
You the dick taking champ so...click to expand
Real recognize real 🤷🏼♀️
Posted by alexscariesPosted by _Dazed
You're a ho.
It's been scientifically proven that the way to a man's heart, is through his stomach.
If you really love a man, you'll cook for him. If you don't.. you a ho.
Change my mind.
The way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.click to expand
/technicallythetruth
Posted by PhoenixStormPosted by _DazedPosted by PhoenixStorm
Shut up dazed and go make me a sandwich lol
Mustard or mayo?
Mayo please 😁click to expand
On it. Don't start the movie until I get done.
And unbutton my britches
Posted by iamnotahumanbeingPosted by Sjess
Men don’t care about food anymore and women cooking for them.
So it seems nowadays.
They are more concerned with how they measure up physically to the model hoes on Instagram
You're a racist ass bitch. But this song perfectly sums up your post.
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You aren’t even a human 😂
Posted by SarapisPosted by _DazedPosted by Sarapis
Why not be both?
There are no pants under this apron....
STOP DELETING
Why for?click to expand
Why are you the way that you are?
Posted by iamnotahumanbeingPosted by SjessPosted by iamnotahumanbeingPosted by Sjess
Men don’t care about food anymore and women cooking for them.
So it seems nowadays.
They are more concerned with how they measure up physically to the model hoes on Instagram
You're a racist ass bitch. But this song perfectly sums up your post.
You aren’t even a human 😂
I've mastered ultra instinct.click to expand
Impossible!
Lool
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
What if she’s always cooking for more than one man?
The number of men makes no difference.
Only her cooking ability matters.
Posted by AliensusedourbogrollPosted by _DazedPosted by Aliensusedourbogroll
What if she’s always cooking for more than one man?
The number of men makes no difference.
Only her cooking ability matters.
What would you think if she burnt the toast?click to expand
She's a ho
Posted by AliensusedourbogrollPosted by _DazedPosted by AliensusedourbogrollPosted by _DazedPosted by Aliensusedourbogroll
What if she’s always cooking for more than one man?
The number of men makes no difference.
Only her cooking ability matters.
What would you think if she burnt the toast?
She's a ho
What do you think of women who cooked for another man but doesn’t cook for you?click to expand
STOP
hammer time
@Aliensusedourbogroll
Let me clear this up for you...
She fucks you / cooks good for you = Not a ho
She fucks you + others / cooks good for you = Not a ho
She fucks you / Never cooks for you = Full time ho
She fucks you / But cooks Chef Boyardee = Part time ho
She fucks you / Never cooks for you + fucks others/Cooks for them = PRN ho (ho when needed)
She fucks you / Never cooks for you + Has a cooking show = Pay Per View ho
Let me clear this up for you...
She fucks you / cooks good for you = Not a ho
She fucks you + others / cooks good for you = Not a ho
She fucks you / Never cooks for you = Full time ho
She fucks you / But cooks Chef Boyardee = Part time ho
She fucks you / Never cooks for you + fucks others/Cooks for them = PRN ho (ho when needed)
She fucks you / Never cooks for you + Has a cooking show = Pay Per View ho
I fucked 759 people but I can cook so I guess I'm not a Ho. Thanks abunch
Posted by _Dazed
You're a ho.
It's been scientifically proven that the way to a man's heart, is through his stomach.
If you really love a man, you'll cook for him. If you don't.. you a ho.
Change my mind.
Can YOU cook?
Anyway dress up like one and play ‘kitchen’...
@hydorah likes it home made...
Posted by Phantom_DangusPosted by _DazedPosted by Phantom_Dangus
I'm gonna have to disagree with you. Everyone knows that women don't actually eat, so if you cook, you're just hoeing with delicious smells.
Signed,
HoCook
You don't have to eat the food you cook.. must it must be edible for the man.
If not.. you a ho.
So if I wanna be a ho, I have to stop cooking? This is complicated.click to expand
Yeah...and register at CCs threat.
There are few options. Ho is the one of those...but you can choose cum dumpster. It sounds nastier...👍
I'm a ho who can cook 🤷♀️
Posted by PhoenixStorm
Shut up dazed and go make me a sandwich lol
Today Special is: Hydorah Meet Split
@_Dazed Hot Dog in @hydorah buns.
3 shekels per person (to watch)😳
Posted by _Dazed
You're a ho.
It's been scientifically proven that the way to a man's heart, is through his stomach.
If you really love a man, you'll cook for him. If you don't.. you a ho.
Change my mind.
Take cook out of me...what do you have left? Sexually frustrated Ho...
Trust me you dont want that...
Posted by PhoenixStormPosted by _DazedPosted by PhoenixStorm
Shut up dazed and go make me a sandwich lol
Mustard or mayo?
Mayo please 😁click to expand
You haven DARE said ‘mayo’ to _Daz!!!
Have you? 🙊
Posted by AliensusedourbogrollPosted by _DazedPosted by AliensusedourbogrollPosted by _DazedPosted by Aliensusedourbogroll
What if she’s always cooking for more than one man?
The number of men makes no difference.
Only her cooking ability matters.
What would you think if she burnt the toast?
She's a ho
What do you think of women who cooked for another man but doesn’t cook for you?click to expand
Depends. But most likely someone eats out...🙄
Posted by _Dazed
You're a ho.
It's been scientifically proven that the way to a man's heart, is through his stomach.
If you really love a man, you'll cook for him. If you don't.. you a ho.
Change my mind.
Maybe we're just fucking lazy.
Posted by AndalusiaPosted by _Dazed
You're a ho.
It's been scientifically proven that the way to a man's heart, is through his stomach.
If you really love a man, you'll cook for him. If you don't.. you a ho.
Change my mind.
Maybe we're just fucking lazy.click to expand
I never said I don't/won't/can't cook
Posted by _DazedPosted by AndalusiaPosted by _Dazed
You're a ho.
It's been scientifically proven that the way to a man's heart, is through his stomach.
If you really love a man, you'll cook for him. If you don't.. you a ho.
Change my mind.
Maybe we're just fucking lazy.
I never said I don't/won't/can't cookclick to expand
I never said you said you would never do those things.
Posted by GemitatiPosted by justagirl
I'm a ho who can cook 🤷♀️
Don’t be delusional...you aren’t a ho! 😇click to expand
Shhhhhh a girl can dream.. right? 😂
Posted by AndalusiaPosted by _DazedPosted by AndalusiaPosted by _Dazed
You're a ho.
It's been scientifically proven that the way to a man's heart, is through his stomach.
If you really love a man, you'll cook for him. If you don't.. you a ho.
Change my mind.
Maybe we're just fucking lazy.
I never said I don't/won't/can't cook
I never said you said you would never do those things.click to expand
Misread
Posted by justagirlPosted by GemitatiPosted by justagirl
I'm a ho who can cook 🤷♀️
Don’t be delusional...you aren’t a ho! 😇
Shhhhhh a girl can dream.. right? 😂click to expand
..make your dream a reality...stop cooking!
Posted by _DazedPosted by AndalusiaPosted by _DazedPosted by AndalusiaPosted by _Dazed
You're a ho.
It's been scientifically proven that the way to a man's heart, is through his stomach.
If you really love a man, you'll cook for him. If you don't.. you a ho.
Change my mind.
Maybe we're just fucking lazy.
I never said I don't/won't/can't cook
I never said you said you would never do those things.
Misreadclick to expand
Can't cook. Not a ho tho.
Posted by AndalusiaPosted by _DazedPosted by AndalusiaPosted by _DazedPosted by AndalusiaPosted by _Dazed
You're a ho.
It's been scientifically proven that the way to a man's heart, is through his stomach.
If you really love a man, you'll cook for him. If you don't.. you a ho.
Change my mind.
Maybe we're just fucking lazy.
I never said I don't/won't/can't cook
I never said you said you would never do those things.
Misread
Can't cook. Not a ho tho.click to expand
Can you cook badly? If so.. just part time ho
Posted by Erinelda
I just made spaghetti, want some @_Dazed? I can't guarantee that I'm not a ho though.
What kind of sauce?
Posted by ErineldaPosted by _DazedWhat kind of sauce?
Tomato, ground turkey and vegetable. But since this is the internet, the sauce is whatever you want it to be lolclick to expand
You not a ho..
Posted by BumblebebePosted by _DazedPosted by ErineldaPosted by _DazedWhat kind of sauce?
Tomato, ground turkey and vegetable. But since this is the internet, the sauce is whatever you want it to be lol
You not a ho..
I really hate this thread.click to expand
You hate everything.
Posted by Bumblebebe
Hey, how about since tomorrow is a new day...you don't make any more fcked up threads?
I pretty much only dxp while I'm at work. I rarely post anything on the weekends unless it's food pics.
Just a friendly reminder..
Don't be a ho.
Don't be a ho.
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It's been scientifically proven that the way to a man's heart, is through his stomach.
If you really love a man, you'll cook for him. If you don't.. you a ho.
Change my mind.