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@poison_ivy what is your daughters name. That tattoo sounds like it will be beautiful
Alyssa (AH-lisss-SAH) 🙂

Thank you so much.. Yea collaborating with my weird creative mind and the artist, I'm pretty sure it'll come out pretty nice.. I told her do her thang.. I love art so I like letting an artist be as creative as they want.. Plus her detailing is excellent.. I started the sleeve a year ago and the first part still looks fresh..

I guess it's because she's she's heavy handed??

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People often ask, wont you regret your tattoo later in life. I have 3. Well thought out and mean something to me. Those are always the best and I am sure yours will look awesome

Beautiful name. +10 for adding how to pronounce it correctly too

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Post 3 things about yourself, The rest of us have to guess which is the lie.

1. I once gave my mother an Ecstasy tablet.

2. I have been arrested.

3. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.
# 1 is the lie.. pffttt.. I hope 😢

Me:

1. I have 20 tattoos

2. I am in a LDR with a charming man

3. I am the first born of 5 siblings.


2 is a lie.


Nope.. lol! Everyone guessed that one! hahah!

The lie is #1.. I only have 13 tattoos.. But I want more!
Dios Mia ?‍♂️ 13 is a lot already sista lol
I know but I love the art!! & kinda the pain of getting the tatt..

😉 They're all in spots that can be covered except the 1 on my right hand (rose), and both my wrist (Japanese symbols).. My neck too but you can only see the tatt on my neck (lady bug) when I pull my hair up.. .. They're my smaller tatts.. Some you can see with shorts or low cut tops when I bare my cleave.... Then there are others that only my man can see in private..

😉 😄
Lol believe it or not I was gonna go full on from neck yo calves but decided it's best to keep it low pro.
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Men with ALOT of tattoos..

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I'd say you go for it, if you can.. I work in an office so right now, I can't, but if my Interior designing biz takes off, I'm gonna get as much as I want.. Not be covered completely.. But a good amount..
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Post 3 things about yourself, The rest of us have to guess which is the lie.

1. I once gave my mother an Ecstasy tablet.

2. I have been arrested.

3. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.
# 1 is the lie.. pffttt.. I hope 😢

Me:

1. I have 20 tattoos

2. I am in a LDR with a charming man

3. I am the first born of 5 siblings.


2 is a lie.


Nope.. lol! Everyone guessed that one! hahah!

The lie is #1.. I only have 13 tattoos.. But I want more!
Dios Mia ?‍♂️ 13 is a lot already sista lol
I know but I love the art!! & kinda the pain of getting the tatt..

😉 They're all in spots that can be covered except the 1 on my right hand (rose), and both my wrist (Japanese symbols).. My neck too but you can only see the tatt on my neck (lady bug) when I pull my hair up.. .. They're my smaller tatts.. Some you can see with shorts or low cut tops when I bare my cleave.... Then there are others that only my man can see in private..

😉 😄
Lol you good tho —
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I remember you said you hate women with tatts.. It had to be very small if your chic had one!! hahah!
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1. I was so naïve when I was younger that when I did a book review in front of the class, and did the exorcist, of course doing the scene where she jammed the cross in her groin .... I stopped to say to the class listening, "whatever a groin is" .... they all laughed of course, it was 10th grade for crying out loud, but, I was too naïve to even know what they were laughing about. And my mother had to later explain to me what a "groin" is.

2. one time, there were a bunch of us who rented a house, and one of us, a guy, went on vacation and left his bird for us to take care of. We all thought the other was doing it, so none of us did. The bird was dead when he got home, it starved to death in the cage. (or maybe from dehydration ?)

3. When I was 12, I went home with a boyfriend from school. We were in 7th grade. We were laying on his bedroom floor with my pants down and he was eating me out. His brother (much older) walked in on us and scared the crap out of me .... no, I mean literally. I peed and crapped right there, then jumped into his closet and wouldn't come out until my mother came to get me and take me home (his brother called my mother)


3?




Yes, #3 is a lie .... we were in 8th grade, I had just turned 14, and I only peed, not poo, and I did come out of the closet before my mother arrived


LOL. what was his reaction?




He broke up with me, thought I was a weirdo. I tried to at least make friends with him, if nothing else, but, he wouldn't be seen around me. His guy friends laughed a lot when I was around, since we were the same age and in the same grade .... so I guess he must have told him that I pissed myself (and his face of course). who knows what he told him, like I said, I was really naïve back then and didn't even know what he was doing to me until much later in life.

I did tell my mother, but, my family didn't really scold me for things .... I was a difficult child, having been born on the spectrum and not quite understanding a lot of things.


Do you have autism? When you refer to the spectrum


yes, have my whole life. I didn't even start talking until 5 years old .... now you can't shut me up, lol

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Does it affect your empathy do you think. Not intended to insult you in anyway. I just ask from some of your responses/post/advice to others. I think I could understand now why some of your posts may come across rather bluntly. Be it that I agree with some of them or not.

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1. I was so naïve when I was younger that when I did a book review in front of the class, and did the exorcist, of course doing the scene where she jammed the cross in her groin .... I stopped to say to the class listening, "whatever a groin is" .... they all laughed of course, it was 10th grade for crying out loud, but, I was too naïve to even know what they were laughing about. And my mother had to later explain to me what a "groin" is.

2. one time, there were a bunch of us who rented a house, and one of us, a guy, went on vacation and left his bird for us to take care of. We all thought the other was doing it, so none of us did. The bird was dead when he got home, it starved to death in the cage. (or maybe from dehydration ?)

3. When I was 12, I went home with a boyfriend from school. We were in 7th grade. We were laying on his bedroom floor with my pants down and he was eating me out. His brother (much older) walked in on us and scared the crap out of me .... no, I mean literally. I peed and crapped right there, then jumped into his closet and wouldn't come out until my mother came to get me and take me home (his brother called my mother)
Omg at the 3rd one lol ?
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It really happened, just not exactly as I stated. #3 is the lie. I didn't shit, only peed and we were in 8th grade. Though, I hid in closets often as a child, and still do to this day .... I didn't stay in the closet when that happened, only for a short while. I went outside to wait for my mother.

That boy never spoke to me or even looked at me again ..... surely, he thought I was a freak of nature. I mean, I pissed on his face, lol
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@poison_ivy what is your daughters name. That tattoo sounds like it will be beautiful
Alyssa (AH-lisss-SAH) 🙂

Thank you so much.. Yea collaborating with my weird creative mind and the artist, I'm pretty sure it'll come out pretty nice.. I told her do her thang.. I love art so I like letting an artist be as creative as they want.. Plus her detailing is excellent.. I started the sleeve a year ago and the first part still looks fresh..

I guess it's because she's she's heavy handed??


People often ask, wont you regret your tattoo later in life. I have 3. Well thought out and mean something to me. Those are always the best and I am sure yours will look awesome

Beautiful name. +10 for adding how to pronounce it correctly too

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I get the same question.. Especially from thee elders in my family..

I always reply NO.. because each one has a meaning to me... I'm not the type to go to a shop just cause and pick a random off of a board.. I've always come up with ideas and sit on them for a long time til I'm able to find an artist I like and the money to get them.. lol.. They aren't cheap, but.. either way, I love tattoos.. 🙂

To me it's a way for ppl to express their love for art and their "story"

Thank you! 😄 lol I figured it could be pronounced all sort of ways!! lol..
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Post 3 things about yourself, The rest of us have to guess which is the lie.

1. I once gave my mother an Ecstasy tablet.

2. I have been arrested.

3. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.
# 1 is the lie.. pffttt.. I hope 😢

Me:

1. I have 20 tattoos

2. I am in a LDR with a charming man

3. I am the first born of 5 siblings.


2 is a lie.


Nope.. lol! Everyone guessed that one! hahah!

The lie is #1.. I only have 13 tattoos.. But I want more!
Dios Mia ?‍♂️ 13 is a lot already sista lol
I know but I love the art!! & kinda the pain of getting the tatt..

😉 They're all in spots that can be covered except the 1 on my right hand (rose), and both my wrist (Japanese symbols).. My neck too but you can only see the tatt on my neck (lady bug) when I pull my hair up.. .. They're my smaller tatts.. Some you can see with shorts or low cut tops when I bare my cleave.... Then there are others that only my man can see in private..

😉 😄
Lol believe it or not I was gonna go full on from neck yo calves but decided it's best to keep it low pro.
Men with ALOT of tattoos..

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I'd say you go for it, if you can.. I work in an office so right now, I can't, but if my Interior designing biz takes off, I'm gonna get as much as I want.. Not be covered completely.. But a good amount..
Lol no I'm done with tattooe at this point I'm retired from that shit. You know how many times I've gotten pulled over and harassed by cops growing up lol I've lost count.
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LOL! They profiled you! UGHHHH!!! SMH That does suck..! Okay, I really get why you're done.. That could be a headache.
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Post 3 things about yourself, The rest of us have to guess which is the lie.

1. I once gave my mother an Ecstasy tablet.

2. I have been arrested.

3. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.
# 1 is the lie.. pffttt.. I hope 😢

Me:

1. I have 20 tattoos

2. I am in a LDR with a charming man

3. I am the first born of 5 siblings.


2 is a lie.


Nope.. lol! Everyone guessed that one! hahah!

The lie is #1.. I only have 13 tattoos.. But I want more!
Dios Mia ?‍♂️ 13 is a lot already sista lol
I know but I love the art!! & kinda the pain of getting the tatt..

😉 They're all in spots that can be covered except the 1 on my right hand (rose), and both my wrist (Japanese symbols).. My neck too but you can only see the tatt on my neck (lady bug) when I pull my hair up.. .. They're my smaller tatts.. Some you can see with shorts or low cut tops when I bare my cleave.... Then there are others that only my man can see in private..

😉 😄
Lol you good tho —
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I remember you said you hate women with tatts.. It had to be very small if your chic had one!! hahah!


Lol she doesn't even have a dot on her body lol
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LOL!! 😆
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1. I was so naïve when I was younger that when I did a book review in front of the class, and did the exorcist, of course doing the scene where she jammed the cross in her groin .... I stopped to say to the class listening, "whatever a groin is" .... they all laughed of course, it was 10th grade for crying out loud, but, I was too naïve to even know what they were laughing about. And my mother had to later explain to me what a "groin" is.

2. one time, there were a bunch of us who rented a house, and one of us, a guy, went on vacation and left his bird for us to take care of. We all thought the other was doing it, so none of us did. The bird was dead when he got home, it starved to death in the cage. (or maybe from dehydration ?)

3. When I was 12, I went home with a boyfriend from school. We were in 7th grade. We were laying on his bedroom floor with my pants down and he was eating me out. His brother (much older) walked in on us and scared the crap out of me .... no, I mean literally. I peed and crapped right there, then jumped into his closet and wouldn't come out until my mother came to get me and take me home (his brother called my mother)


3?




Yes, #3 is a lie .... we were in 8th grade, I had just turned 14, and I only peed, not poo, and I did come out of the closet before my mother arrived


LOL. what was his reaction?




He broke up with me, thought I was a weirdo. I tried to at least make friends with him, if nothing else, but, he wouldn't be seen around me. His guy friends laughed a lot when I was around, since we were the same age and in the same grade .... so I guess he must have told him that I pissed myself (and his face of course). who knows what he told him, like I said, I was really naïve back then and didn't even know what he was doing to me until much later in life.

I did tell my mother, but, my family didn't really scold me for things .... I was a difficult child, having been born on the spectrum and not quite understanding a lot of things.


Do you have autism? When you refer to the spectrum


yes, have my whole life. I didn't even start talking until 5 years old .... now you can't shut me up, lol


Does it affect your empathy do you think. Not intended to insult you in anyway. I just ask from some of your responses/post/advice to others. I think I could understand now why some of your posts may come across rather bluntly. Be it that I agree with some of them or not.




yes and no

I have found that most people who seek to be understood are really looking for validation for something that they know full well is fucked up. People, for the most part, will rally together to this person to support them and feel for them, with them, just for the sake of being supportive .. and calling it positive.

I vehemently disagree with that ... that is negative, not positive. That is enabling the person to continue to do the wrong thing.

Because of my inability to communicate on the same level as others, it has forced me to be very analytical of others motives .... I watch them closely and pay more attention to other people than others do. It's funny, because, most people think autistic people aren't paying attention when the opposite it actually true. I can tell when someone is false.

To those people I refuse to enable with an empathetic ear. Absolutely REFUSE !!!!!

And that is mostly what people see in here because most people here come to embellish a one-sided story so that they can justify how bad they fucked up.

But, in general terms ..... there is truth to saying: the emotional support most people want seems insignificant to me



But, that isn't even my biggest obstacle ...... mostly, I am incapable of understanding/participating in small talk, banter back and forth. It escapes my reasoning. To stand in a group of people who are saying nothing of importance, and filling up space with chit chat is an impossible task for me.
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some valid points.

The small talk I totally get. My brain just shuts down and I cant wait to remove myself from the situation quickly enough.

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that's a lot of dragons and wizards and stuff.

why?

I don't really get obsessions and compulsions like that. for example: I like lamps, but, don't have 400 of them stuffed in a room.

It's nice to show off a collection and people would be in awe. But, once they walked in and saw this, they would probably back out of the room slowly.

though it would be nice to have a show of them on display at a festival or something.
It's my passion. Never had anyone react negatively to my collection. Lol they are all in my spare room not covering my house.

I hope to get a better display case that covers the entire wall lmao all my tarot and astrology stuff is in there too. It's my library room with a guest bed.
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1. I was so naïve when I was younger that when I did a book review in front of the class, and did the exorcist, of course doing the scene where she jammed the cross in her groin .... I stopped to say to the class listening, "whatever a groin is" .... they all laughed of course, it was 10th grade for crying out loud, but, I was too naïve to even know what they were laughing about. And my mother had to later explain to me what a "groin" is.

2. one time, there were a bunch of us who rented a house, and one of us, a guy, went on vacation and left his bird for us to take care of. We all thought the other was doing it, so none of us did. The bird was dead when he got home, it starved to death in the cage. (or maybe from dehydration ?)

3. When I was 12, I went home with a boyfriend from school. We were in 7th grade. We were laying on his bedroom floor with my pants down and he was eating me out. His brother (much older) walked in on us and scared the crap out of me .... no, I mean literally. I peed and crapped right there, then jumped into his closet and wouldn't come out until my mother came to get me and take me home (his brother called my mother)
Omg at the 3rd one lol ?


It really happened, just not exactly as I stated. #3 is the lie. I didn't shit, only peed and we were in 8th grade. Though, I hid in closets often as a child, and still do to this day .... I didn't stay in the closet when that happened, only for a short while. I went outside to wait for my mother.

That boy never spoke to me or even looked at me again ..... surely, he thought I was a freak of nature. I mean, I pissed on his face, lol

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Lol the things we did as kids.. my sister peed on a guy too.
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that's a lot of dragons and wizards and stuff.

why?

I don't really get obsessions and compulsions like that. for example: I like lamps, but, don't have 400 of them stuffed in a room.

It's nice to show off a collection and people would be in awe. But, once they walked in and saw this, they would probably back out of the room slowly.

though it would be nice to have a show of them on display at a festival or something.
It's my passion. Never had anyone react negatively to my collection. Lol they are all in my spare room not covering my house.

I hope to get a better display case that covers the entire wall lmao all my tarot and astrology stuff is in there too. It's my library room with a guest bed.
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I don't have any collections, but have a lot of books because I love to read. And nerdy bookworm women like us are hot!! Ask most men if they fantasize about the librarian type...
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1. I was so naïve when I was younger that when I did a book review in front of the class, and did the exorcist, of course doing the scene where she jammed the cross in her groin .... I stopped to say to the class listening, "whatever a groin is" .... they all laughed of course, it was 10th grade for crying out loud, but, I was too naïve to even know what they were laughing about. And my mother had to later explain to me what a "groin" is.

2. one time, there were a bunch of us who rented a house, and one of us, a guy, went on vacation and left his bird for us to take care of. We all thought the other was doing it, so none of us did. The bird was dead when he got home, it starved to death in the cage. (or maybe from dehydration ?)

3. When I was 12, I went home with a boyfriend from school. We were in 7th grade. We were laying on his bedroom floor with my pants down and he was eating me out. His brother (much older) walked in on us and scared the crap out of me .... no, I mean literally. I peed and crapped right there, then jumped into his closet and wouldn't come out until my mother came to get me and take me home (his brother called my mother)
Omg at the 3rd one lol ?


It really happened, just not exactly as I stated. #3 is the lie. I didn't shit, only peed and we were in 8th grade. Though, I hid in closets often as a child, and still do to this day .... I didn't stay in the closet when that happened, only for a short while. I went outside to wait for my mother.

That boy never spoke to me or even looked at me again ..... surely, he thought I was a freak of nature. I mean, I pissed on his face, lol


Lol the things we did as kids.. my sister peed on a guy too.
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lol .... luckily we were so young. Had he been a man, and into golden showers ... well, you get the picture.
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1. I was so naïve when I was younger that when I did a book review in front of the class, and did the exorcist, of course doing the scene where she jammed the cross in her groin .... I stopped to say to the class listening, "whatever a groin is" .... they all laughed of course, it was 10th grade for crying out loud, but, I was too naïve to even know what they were laughing about. And my mother had to later explain to me what a "groin" is.

2. one time, there were a bunch of us who rented a house, and one of us, a guy, went on vacation and left his bird for us to take care of. We all thought the other was doing it, so none of us did. The bird was dead when he got home, it starved to death in the cage. (or maybe from dehydration ?)

3. When I was 12, I went home with a boyfriend from school. We were in 7th grade. We were laying on his bedroom floor with my pants down and he was eating me out. His brother (much older) walked in on us and scared the crap out of me .... no, I mean literally. I peed and crapped right there, then jumped into his closet and wouldn't come out until my mother came to get me and take me home (his brother called my mother)
Omg at the 3rd one lol ?


It really happened, just not exactly as I stated. #3 is the lie. I didn't shit, only peed and we were in 8th grade. Though, I hid in closets often as a child, and still do to this day .... I didn't stay in the closet when that happened, only for a short while. I went outside to wait for my mother.

That boy never spoke to me or even looked at me again ..... surely, he thought I was a freak of nature. I mean, I pissed on his face, lol


Lol the things we did as kids.. my sister peed on a guy too.


lol .... luckily we were so young. Had he been a man, and into golden showers ... well, you get the picture.

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1. Growing up, I use to eat this sour fruit my mom bought at the Asian supermarket. You dipped it in a salt and dried chili peppers to eat it. Everytime I ate it, after a few hours, everytime I would fart, I would shit myself. This didn't stop me from eating it over and over again, because I liked to eat it.

2. My uncle is only 5 years younger than me. He would baby sit my cousin that is 3 months younger than I am, when our parents would go out. As punishment, he would take his dirty socks and stuff them in our mouth. And sometimes, he would just do it because he could. He would also let us watch scary movies, and sneak into our room at night and said he was "protecting" us from monsters. But really he was scared.

3. I won my very first Science Fair at the age of 10. My project was on natural pesticides. I took varying flowers and dried them. Then I placed insects with them to see which one was more efficient as a pesticide. After several days of experimentation, I learned that chrysanthemum flowers have a high level of toxicity for insects and are a good natural repellent.
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1. Growing up, I use to eat this sour fruit my mom bought at the Asian supermarket. You dipped it in a salt and dried chili peppers to eat it. Everytime I ate it, after a few hours, everytime I would fart, I would shit myself. This didn't stop me from eating it over and over again, because I liked to eat it.

2. My uncle is only 5 years younger than me. He would baby sit my cousin that is 3 months younger than I am, when our parents would go out. As punishment, he would take his dirty socks and stuff them in our mouth. And sometimes, he would just do it because he could. He would also let us watch scary movies, and sneak into our room at night and said he was "protecting" us from monsters. But really he was scared.

3. I won my very first Science Fair at the age of 10. My project was on natural pesticides. I took varying flowers and dried them. Then I placed insects with them to see which one was more efficient as a pesticide. After several days of experimentation, I learned that chrysanthemum flowers have a high level of toxicity for insects and are a good natural repellent.
I'm calling you poopypants from now on.



#w2 is the lie lol
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1. Growing up, I use to eat this sour fruit my mom bought at the Asian supermarket. You dipped it in a salt and dried chili peppers to eat it. Everytime I ate it, after a few hours, everytime I would fart, I would shit myself. This didn't stop me from eating it over and over again, because I liked to eat it.

2. My uncle is only 5 years younger than me. He would baby sit my cousin that is 3 months younger than I am, when our parents would go out. As punishment, he would take his dirty socks and stuff them in our mouth. And sometimes, he would just do it because he could. He would also let us watch scary movies, and sneak into our room at night and said he was "protecting" us from monsters. But really he was scared.

3. I won my very first Science Fair at the age of 10. My project was on natural pesticides. I took varying flowers and dried them. Then I placed insects with them to see which one was more efficient as a pesticide. After several days of experimentation, I learned that chrysanthemum flowers have a high level of toxicity for insects and are a good natural repellent.
I'm calling you poopypanta from now on.



#w2 is the lie lol
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You are wrong 🙂
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1. Growing up, I use to eat this sour fruit my mom bought at the Asian supermarket. You dipped it in a salt and dried chili peppers to eat it. Everytime I ate it, after a few hours, everytime I would fart, I would shit myself. This didn't stop me from eating it over and over again, because I liked to eat it.

2. My uncle is only 5 years younger than me. He would baby sit my cousin that is 3 months younger than I am, when our parents would go out. As punishment, he would take his dirty socks and stuff them in our mouth. And sometimes, he would just do it because he could. He would also let us watch scary movies, and sneak into our room at night and said he was "protecting" us from monsters. But really he was scared.

3. I won my very first Science Fair at the age of 10. My project was on natural pesticides. I took varying flowers and dried them. Then I placed insects with them to see which one was more efficient as a pesticide. After several days of experimentation, I learned that chrysanthemum flowers have a high level of toxicity for insects and are a good natural repellent.
I'm calling you poopypanta from now on.



#w2 is the lie lol
You are wrong 🙂
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1. Growing up, I use to eat this sour fruit my mom bought at the Asian supermarket. You dipped it in a salt and dried chili peppers to eat it. Everytime I ate it, after a few hours, everytime I would fart, I would shit myself. This didn't stop me from eating it over and over again, because I liked to eat it.

2. My uncle is only 5 years younger than me. He would baby sit my cousin that is 3 months younger than I am, when our parents would go out. As punishment, he would take his dirty socks and stuff them in our mouth. And sometimes, he would just do it because he could. He would also let us watch scary movies, and sneak into our room at night and said he was "protecting" us from monsters. But really he was scared.

3. I won my very first Science Fair at the age of 10. My project was on natural pesticides. I took varying flowers and dried them. Then I placed insects with them to see which one was more efficient as a pesticide. After several days of experimentation, I learned that chrysanthemum flowers have a high level of toxicity for insects and are a good natural repellent.
I'm calling you poopypanta from now on.



#w2 is the lie lol
You are wrong 🙂

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But you aren't wrong about the poopypants HAHAHA
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1. Growing up, I use to eat this sour fruit my mom bought at the Asian supermarket. You dipped it in a salt and dried chili peppers to eat it. Everytime I ate it, after a few hours, everytime I would fart, I would shit myself. This didn't stop me from eating it over and over again, because I liked to eat it.

2. My uncle is only 5 years younger than me. He would baby sit my cousin that is 3 months younger than I am, when our parents would go out. As punishment, he would take his dirty socks and stuff them in our mouth. And sometimes, he would just do it because he could. He would also let us watch scary movies, and sneak into our room at night and said he was "protecting" us from monsters. But really he was scared.

3. I won my very first Science Fair at the age of 10. My project was on natural pesticides. I took varying flowers and dried them. Then I placed insects with them to see which one was more efficient as a pesticide. After several days of experimentation, I learned that chrysanthemum flowers have a high level of toxicity for insects and are a good natural repellent.
—??

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1 is the lie

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1. Growing up, I use to eat this sour fruit my mom bought at the Asian supermarket. You dipped it in a salt and dried chili peppers to eat it. Everytime I ate it, after a few hours, everytime I would fart, I would shit myself. This didn't stop me from eating it over and over again, because I liked to eat it.

2. My uncle is only 5 years younger than me. He would baby sit my cousin that is 3 months younger than I am, when our parents would go out. As punishment, he would take his dirty socks and stuff them in our mouth. And sometimes, he would just do it because he could. He would also let us watch scary movies, and sneak into our room at night and said he was "protecting" us from monsters. But really he was scared.

3. I won my very first Science Fair at the age of 10. My project was on natural pesticides. I took varying flowers and dried them. Then I placed insects with them to see which one was more efficient as a pesticide. After several days of experimentation, I learned that chrysanthemum flowers have a high level of toxicity for insects and are a good natural repellent.
—??

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1 is the lie

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Nope 😉 LOL
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1. Growing up, I use to eat this sour fruit my mom bought at the Asian supermarket. You dipped it in a salt and dried chili peppers to eat it. Everytime I ate it, after a few hours, everytime I would fart, I would shit myself. This didn't stop me from eating it over and over again, because I liked to eat it.

2. My uncle is only 5 years younger than me. He would baby sit my cousin that is 3 months younger than I am, when our parents would go out. As punishment, he would take his dirty socks and stuff them in our mouth. And sometimes, he would just do it because he could. He would also let us watch scary movies, and sneak into our room at night and said he was "protecting" us from monsters. But really he was scared.

3. I won my very first Science Fair at the age of 10. My project was on natural pesticides. I took varying flowers and dried them. Then I placed insects with them to see which one was more efficient as a pesticide. After several days of experimentation, I learned that chrysanthemum flowers have a high level of toxicity for insects and are a good natural repellent.
—??

?

1 is the lie


Nope 😉 LOL
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Lol so 3??

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1. Growing up, I use to eat this sour fruit my mom bought at the Asian supermarket. You dipped it in a salt and dried chili peppers to eat it. Everytime I ate it, after a few hours, everytime I would fart, I would shit myself. This didn't stop me from eating it over and over again, because I liked to eat it.

2. My uncle is only 5 years younger than me. He would baby sit my cousin that is 3 months younger than I am, when our parents would go out. As punishment, he would take his dirty socks and stuff them in our mouth. And sometimes, he would just do it because he could. He would also let us watch scary movies, and sneak into our room at night and said he was "protecting" us from monsters. But really he was scared.

3. I won my very first Science Fair at the age of 10. My project was on natural pesticides. I took varying flowers and dried them. Then I placed insects with them to see which one was more efficient as a pesticide. After several days of experimentation, I learned that chrysanthemum flowers have a high level of toxicity for insects and are a good natural repellent.
—??

?

1 is the lie


Nope 😉 LOL
Lol so 3??

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Yup 🙂 Hahahaha
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1. I got arrested for having an angry meltdown

2. I sucked a strangers dick in the public pool changing room

3. I have pepperoni nipz
I can't see you getting that angry. Is 1 a lie?



Nope. I was hospitalized soon after that against my will.

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Awe hugs. Sorry you had to go through that

I was rooting for you sucking dick though

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Posted by nikkistar
1. Growing up, I use to eat this sour fruit my mom bought at the Asian supermarket. You dipped it in a salt and dried chili peppers to eat it. Everytime I ate it, after a few hours, everytime I would fart, I would shit myself. This didn't stop me from eating it over and over again, because I liked to eat it.

2. My uncle is only 5 years younger than me. He would baby sit my cousin that is 3 months younger than I am, when our parents would go out. As punishment, he would take his dirty socks and stuff them in our mouth. And sometimes, he would just do it because he could. He would also let us watch scary movies, and sneak into our room at night and said he was "protecting" us from monsters. But really he was scared.

3. I won my very first Science Fair at the age of 10. My project was on natural pesticides. I took varying flowers and dried them. Then I placed insects with them to see which one was more efficient as a pesticide. After several days of experimentation, I learned that chrysanthemum flowers have a high level of toxicity for insects and are a good natural repellent.
—??

?

1 is the lie


Nope 😉 LOL
Lol so 3??


Yup 🙂 Hahahaha
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Do you still eat the fruit? Lol

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Posted by nikkistar
1. Growing up, I use to eat this sour fruit my mom bought at the Asian supermarket. You dipped it in a salt and dried chili peppers to eat it. Everytime I ate it, after a few hours, everytime I would fart, I would shit myself. This didn't stop me from eating it over and over again, because I liked to eat it.

2. My uncle is only 5 years younger than me. He would baby sit my cousin that is 3 months younger than I am, when our parents would go out. As punishment, he would take his dirty socks and stuff them in our mouth. And sometimes, he would just do it because he could. He would also let us watch scary movies, and sneak into our room at night and said he was "protecting" us from monsters. But really he was scared.

3. I won my very first Science Fair at the age of 10. My project was on natural pesticides. I took varying flowers and dried them. Then I placed insects with them to see which one was more efficient as a pesticide. After several days of experimentation, I learned that chrysanthemum flowers have a high level of toxicity for insects and are a good natural repellent.
—??

?

1 is the lie


Nope 😉 LOL
Lol so 3??


Yup 🙂 Hahahaha
Do you still eat the fruit? Lol

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Hahaha, No. But for some reason, from the age of 4 to 13, I would eat it. LOL
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Posted by nikkistar
1. Growing up, I use to eat this sour fruit my mom bought at the Asian supermarket. You dipped it in a salt and dried chili peppers to eat it. Everytime I ate it, after a few hours, everytime I would fart, I would shit myself. This didn't stop me from eating it over and over again, because I liked to eat it.

2. My uncle is only 5 years younger than me. He would baby sit my cousin that is 3 months younger than I am, when our parents would go out. As punishment, he would take his dirty socks and stuff them in our mouth. And sometimes, he would just do it because he could. He would also let us watch scary movies, and sneak into our room at night and said he was "protecting" us from monsters. But really he was scared.

3. I won my very first Science Fair at the age of 10. My project was on natural pesticides. I took varying flowers and dried them. Then I placed insects with them to see which one was more efficient as a pesticide. After several days of experimentation, I learned that chrysanthemum flowers have a high level of toxicity for insects and are a good natural repellent.
—??

?

1 is the lie


Nope 😉 LOL
Lol so 3??


Yup 🙂 Hahahaha
Do you still eat the fruit? Lol


Hahaha, No. But for some reason, from the age of 4 to 13, I would eat it. LOL
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Chilli can get the best of us lol. Not speaking from experience though... I'll just add.

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1) In middle school, I was suspended for putting chewing gum in a girl's hair.

2) I once stole $ 200 in school donation money.

3) I was often put out of class for "excessive laughter".


Is 2 a lie?


No, it happened. ? Got in so much trouble. That was the 3rd grade.
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I'll play for real since I was being dumb my first post lol. One is truly a lie

1. I dropped out of public school and got my diploma online.

2. I'm the only one of my friends who can make servers for certain games so we can all play together

3. Every year my friend and I go on a road trip to the beach in Florida.


2 is a lie?

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Nope lol. 2 is the truth.
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I'll play for real since I was being dumb my first post lol. One is truly a lie

1. I dropped out of public school and got my diploma online.

2. I'm the only one of my friends who can make servers for certain games so we can all play together

3. Every year my friend and I go on a road trip to the beach in Florida.


2 is a lie?



Nope lol. 2 is the truth.

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3?

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I'll play for real since I was being dumb my first post lol. One is truly a lie

1. I dropped out of public school and got my diploma online.

2. I'm the only one of my friends who can make servers for certain games so we can all play together

3. Every year my friend and I go on a road trip to the beach in Florida.


2 is a lie?



Nope lol. 2 is the truth.



3?

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Yep. 3 I wish was truth *snif
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I'll play for real since I was being dumb my first post lol. One is truly a lie

1. I dropped out of public school and got my diploma online.

2. I'm the only one of my friends who can make servers for certain games so we can all play together

3. Every year my friend and I go on a road trip to the beach in Florida.


2 is a lie?



Nope lol. 2 is the truth.



3?


Yep. 3 I wish was truth *snif

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But you can change that and make it happen?

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Posted by LivenLuv
1. I fell out of a boat into a lake while fishing with my Dad and sister since I was standing up and rocking the boat. My sister made fun of me for years about it.

2. I fell off a chairlift while swinging my ski's and they got stuck in the snow, so I did a face plant 2 feet off the ground. Chairlift operator asked me if I had a death wish.

3. I fell out of a car while my Mom was driving and she didn't even realize it until she pulled into our driveway. My Mom still makes jokes that all she heard was "Mommmeeee"




Hmmmm? I bet two is true. So it's between 1 and 3.

I'm going to go with 3 As the lie?
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1. I fell out of a boat into a lake while fishing with my Dad and sister since I was standing up and rocking the boat. My sister made fun of me for years about it.

2. I fell off a chairlift while swinging my ski's and they got stuck in the snow, so I did a face plant 2 feet off the ground. Chairlift operator asked me if I had a death wish.

3. I fell out of a car while my Mom was driving and she didn't even realize it until she pulled into our driveway. My Mom still makes jokes that all she heard was "Mommmeeee"




Hmmmm? I bet two is true. So it's between 1 and 3.

I'm going to go with 3 As the lie?
Nope lol. That happened. My Mom totally exaggerates about hearing me yell for her and laughs about it. So not funny -__-

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So one is the lie?

How old were you lol?



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Posted by LivenLuv
1. I fell out of a boat into a lake while fishing with my Dad and sister since I was standing up and rocking the boat. My sister made fun of me for years about it.

2. I fell off a chairlift while swinging my ski's and they got stuck in the snow, so I did a face plant 2 feet off the ground. Chairlift operator asked me if I had a death wish.

3. I fell out of a car while my Mom was driving and she didn't even realize it until she pulled into our driveway. My Mom still makes jokes that all she heard was "Mommmeeee"





Is 2 a lie? That would freak me out to see someone in front of me fall off a lift...