
PurplePeopleEater
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Posted by EvoxxxscorpioMen with ALOT of tattoos..Posted by poison_ivyLol believe it or not I was gonna go full on from neck yo calves but decided it's best to keep it low pro.Posted by EvoxxxscorpioI know but I love the art!! & kinda the pain of getting the tatt..Posted by poison_ivyDios Mia ?♂️ 13 is a lot already sista lolPosted by AneemA08Nope.. lol! Everyone guessed that one! hahah!Posted by poison_ivy2 is a lie.Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies# 1 is the lie.. pffttt.. I hope 😢
Post 3 things about yourself, The rest of us have to guess which is the lie.
1. I once gave my mother an Ecstasy tablet.
2. I have been arrested.
3. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.
Me:
1. I have 20 tattoos
2. I am in a LDR with a charming man
3. I am the first born of 5 siblings.
The lie is #1.. I only have 13 tattoos.. But I want more!
😉 They're all in spots that can be covered except the 1 on my right hand (rose), and both my wrist (Japanese symbols).. My neck too but you can only see the tatt on my neck (lady bug) when I pull my hair up.. .. They're my smaller tatts.. Some you can see with shorts or low cut tops when I bare my cleave.... Then there are others that only my man can see in private..
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Posted by Evoxxxscorpio😄Posted by poison_ivyLol you good tho —Posted by EvoxxxscorpioI know but I love the art!! & kinda the pain of getting the tatt..Posted by poison_ivyDios Mia ?♂️ 13 is a lot already sista lolPosted by AneemA08Nope.. lol! Everyone guessed that one! hahah!Posted by poison_ivy2 is a lie.Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies# 1 is the lie.. pffttt.. I hope 😢
Post 3 things about yourself, The rest of us have to guess which is the lie.
1. I once gave my mother an Ecstasy tablet.
2. I have been arrested.
3. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.
Me:
1. I have 20 tattoos
2. I am in a LDR with a charming man
3. I am the first born of 5 siblings.
The lie is #1.. I only have 13 tattoos.. But I want more!
😉 They're all in spots that can be covered except the 1 on my right hand (rose), and both my wrist (Japanese symbols).. My neck too but you can only see the tatt on my neck (lady bug) when I pull my hair up.. .. They're my smaller tatts.. Some you can see with shorts or low cut tops when I bare my cleave.... Then there are others that only my man can see in private..
😉 😄click to expand

Posted by P-AngelDoes it affect your empathy do you think. Not intended to insult you in anyway. I just ask from some of your responses/post/advice to others. I think I could understand now why some of your posts may come across rather bluntly. Be it that I agree with some of them or not.Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairiesyes, have my whole life. I didn't even start talking until 5 years old .... now you can't shut me up, lolPosted by P-AngelDo you have autism? When you refer to the spectrumPosted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesPosted by P-AngelLOL. what was his reaction?Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesPosted by P-Angel
1. I was so naïve when I was younger that when I did a book review in front of the class, and did the exorcist, of course doing the scene where she jammed the cross in her groin .... I stopped to say to the class listening, "whatever a groin is" .... they all laughed of course, it was 10th grade for crying out loud, but, I was too naïve to even know what they were laughing about. And my mother had to later explain to me what a "groin" is.
2. one time, there were a bunch of us who rented a house, and one of us, a guy, went on vacation and left his bird for us to take care of. We all thought the other was doing it, so none of us did. The bird was dead when he got home, it starved to death in the cage. (or maybe from dehydration ?)
3. When I was 12, I went home with a boyfriend from school. We were in 7th grade. We were laying on his bedroom floor with my pants down and he was eating me out. His brother (much older) walked in on us and scared the crap out of me .... no, I mean literally. I peed and crapped right there, then jumped into his closet and wouldn't come out until my mother came to get me and take me home (his brother called my mother)
3?
Yes, #3 is a lie .... we were in 8th grade, I had just turned 14, and I only peed, not poo, and I did come out of the closet before my mother arrived
He broke up with me, thought I was a weirdo. I tried to at least make friends with him, if nothing else, but, he wouldn't be seen around me. His guy friends laughed a lot when I was around, since we were the same age and in the same grade .... so I guess he must have told him that I pissed myself (and his face of course). who knows what he told him, like I said, I was really naïve back then and didn't even know what he was doing to me until much later in life.
I did tell my mother, but, my family didn't really scold me for things .... I was a difficult child, having been born on the spectrum and not quite understanding a lot of things.
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Posted by justagirlPosted by P-AngelOmg at the 3rd one lol ?
1. I was so naïve when I was younger that when I did a book review in front of the class, and did the exorcist, of course doing the scene where she jammed the cross in her groin .... I stopped to say to the class listening, "whatever a groin is" .... they all laughed of course, it was 10th grade for crying out loud, but, I was too naïve to even know what they were laughing about. And my mother had to later explain to me what a "groin" is.
2. one time, there were a bunch of us who rented a house, and one of us, a guy, went on vacation and left his bird for us to take care of. We all thought the other was doing it, so none of us did. The bird was dead when he got home, it starved to death in the cage. (or maybe from dehydration ?)
3. When I was 12, I went home with a boyfriend from school. We were in 7th grade. We were laying on his bedroom floor with my pants down and he was eating me out. His brother (much older) walked in on us and scared the crap out of me .... no, I mean literally. I peed and crapped right there, then jumped into his closet and wouldn't come out until my mother came to get me and take me home (his brother called my mother)click to expand

Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesI get the same question.. Especially from thee elders in my family..Posted by poison_ivyPeople often ask, wont you regret your tattoo later in life. I have 3. Well thought out and mean something to me. Those are always the best and I am sure yours will look awesomePosted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesAlyssa (AH-lisss-SAH) 🙂
@poison_ivy what is your daughters name. That tattoo sounds like it will be beautiful
Thank you so much.. Yea collaborating with my weird creative mind and the artist, I'm pretty sure it'll come out pretty nice.. I told her do her thang.. I love art so I like letting an artist be as creative as they want.. Plus her detailing is excellent.. I started the sleeve a year ago and the first part still looks fresh..
I guess it's because she's she's heavy handed??
Beautiful name. +10 for adding how to pronounce it correctly too
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Posted by EvoxxxscorpioLOL! They profiled you! UGHHHH!!! SMH That does suck..! Okay, I really get why you're done.. That could be a headache.Posted by poison_ivyLol no I'm done with tattooe at this point I'm retired from that shit. You know how many times I've gotten pulled over and harassed by cops growing up lol I've lost count.Posted by EvoxxxscorpioMen with ALOT of tattoos..Posted by poison_ivyLol believe it or not I was gonna go full on from neck yo calves but decided it's best to keep it low pro.Posted by EvoxxxscorpioI know but I love the art!! & kinda the pain of getting the tatt..Posted by poison_ivyDios Mia ?♂️ 13 is a lot already sista lolPosted by AneemA08Nope.. lol! Everyone guessed that one! hahah!Posted by poison_ivy2 is a lie.Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies# 1 is the lie.. pffttt.. I hope 😢
Post 3 things about yourself, The rest of us have to guess which is the lie.
1. I once gave my mother an Ecstasy tablet.
2. I have been arrested.
3. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.
Me:
1. I have 20 tattoos
2. I am in a LDR with a charming man
3. I am the first born of 5 siblings.
The lie is #1.. I only have 13 tattoos.. But I want more!
😉 They're all in spots that can be covered except the 1 on my right hand (rose), and both my wrist (Japanese symbols).. My neck too but you can only see the tatt on my neck (lady bug) when I pull my hair up.. .. They're my smaller tatts.. Some you can see with shorts or low cut tops when I bare my cleave.... Then there are others that only my man can see in private..
😉 😄![]()
I'd say you go for it, if you can.. I work in an office so right now, I can't, but if my Interior designing biz takes off, I'm gonna get as much as I want.. Not be covered completely.. But a good amount..click to expand

Posted by EvoxxxscorpioLOL!! 😆Posted by poison_ivyLol she doesn't even have a dot on her body lolPosted by Evoxxxscorpio😄Posted by poison_ivyLol you good tho —Posted by EvoxxxscorpioI know but I love the art!! & kinda the pain of getting the tatt..Posted by poison_ivyDios Mia ?♂️ 13 is a lot already sista lolPosted by AneemA08Nope.. lol! Everyone guessed that one! hahah!Posted by poison_ivy2 is a lie.Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies# 1 is the lie.. pffttt.. I hope 😢
Post 3 things about yourself, The rest of us have to guess which is the lie.
1. I once gave my mother an Ecstasy tablet.
2. I have been arrested.
3. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.
Me:
1. I have 20 tattoos
2. I am in a LDR with a charming man
3. I am the first born of 5 siblings.
The lie is #1.. I only have 13 tattoos.. But I want more!
😉 They're all in spots that can be covered except the 1 on my right hand (rose), and both my wrist (Japanese symbols).. My neck too but you can only see the tatt on my neck (lady bug) when I pull my hair up.. .. They're my smaller tatts.. Some you can see with shorts or low cut tops when I bare my cleave.... Then there are others that only my man can see in private..
😉 😄
I remember you said you hate women with tatts.. It had to be very small if your chic had one!! hahah!
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Posted by P-Angelsome valid points.Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesPosted by P-AngelDoes it affect your empathy do you think. Not intended to insult you in anyway. I just ask from some of your responses/post/advice to others. I think I could understand now why some of your posts may come across rather bluntly. Be it that I agree with some of them or not.Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairiesyes, have my whole life. I didn't even start talking until 5 years old .... now you can't shut me up, lolPosted by P-AngelDo you have autism? When you refer to the spectrumPosted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesPosted by P-AngelLOL. what was his reaction?Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesPosted by P-Angel
1. I was so naïve when I was younger that when I did a book review in front of the class, and did the exorcist, of course doing the scene where she jammed the cross in her groin .... I stopped to say to the class listening, "whatever a groin is" .... they all laughed of course, it was 10th grade for crying out loud, but, I was too naïve to even know what they were laughing about. And my mother had to later explain to me what a "groin" is.
2. one time, there were a bunch of us who rented a house, and one of us, a guy, went on vacation and left his bird for us to take care of. We all thought the other was doing it, so none of us did. The bird was dead when he got home, it starved to death in the cage. (or maybe from dehydration ?)
3. When I was 12, I went home with a boyfriend from school. We were in 7th grade. We were laying on his bedroom floor with my pants down and he was eating me out. His brother (much older) walked in on us and scared the crap out of me .... no, I mean literally. I peed and crapped right there, then jumped into his closet and wouldn't come out until my mother came to get me and take me home (his brother called my mother)
3?
Yes, #3 is a lie .... we were in 8th grade, I had just turned 14, and I only peed, not poo, and I did come out of the closet before my mother arrived
He broke up with me, thought I was a weirdo. I tried to at least make friends with him, if nothing else, but, he wouldn't be seen around me. His guy friends laughed a lot when I was around, since we were the same age and in the same grade .... so I guess he must have told him that I pissed myself (and his face of course). who knows what he told him, like I said, I was really naïve back then and didn't even know what he was doing to me until much later in life.
I did tell my mother, but, my family didn't really scold me for things .... I was a difficult child, having been born on the spectrum and not quite understanding a lot of things.
yes and no
I have found that most people who seek to be understood are really looking for validation for something that they know full well is fucked up. People, for the most part, will rally together to this person to support them and feel for them, with them, just for the sake of being supportive .. and calling it positive.
I vehemently disagree with that ... that is negative, not positive. That is enabling the person to continue to do the wrong thing.
Because of my inability to communicate on the same level as others, it has forced me to be very analytical of others motives .... I watch them closely and pay more attention to other people than others do. It's funny, because, most people think autistic people aren't paying attention when the opposite it actually true. I can tell when someone is false.
To those people I refuse to enable with an empathetic ear. Absolutely REFUSE !!!!!
And that is mostly what people see in here because most people here come to embellish a one-sided story so that they can justify how bad they fucked up.
But, in general terms ..... there is truth to saying: the emotional support most people want seems insignificant to me
But, that isn't even my biggest obstacle ...... mostly, I am incapable of understanding/participating in small talk, banter back and forth. It escapes my reasoning. To stand in a group of people who are saying nothing of importance, and filling up space with chit chat is an impossible task for me.click to expand


Posted by P-AngelIt's my passion. Never had anyone react negatively to my collection. Lol they are all in my spare room not covering my house.
@justagirl
that's a lot of dragons and wizards and stuff.
why?
I don't really get obsessions and compulsions like that. for example: I like lamps, but, don't have 400 of them stuffed in a room.
It's nice to show off a collection and people would be in awe. But, once they walked in and saw this, they would probably back out of the room slowly.
though it would be nice to have a show of them on display at a festival or something.

Posted by P-AngelLol the things we did as kids.. my sister peed on a guy too.Posted by justagirlPosted by P-AngelOmg at the 3rd one lol ?
1. I was so naïve when I was younger that when I did a book review in front of the class, and did the exorcist, of course doing the scene where she jammed the cross in her groin .... I stopped to say to the class listening, "whatever a groin is" .... they all laughed of course, it was 10th grade for crying out loud, but, I was too naïve to even know what they were laughing about. And my mother had to later explain to me what a "groin" is.
2. one time, there were a bunch of us who rented a house, and one of us, a guy, went on vacation and left his bird for us to take care of. We all thought the other was doing it, so none of us did. The bird was dead when he got home, it starved to death in the cage. (or maybe from dehydration ?)
3. When I was 12, I went home with a boyfriend from school. We were in 7th grade. We were laying on his bedroom floor with my pants down and he was eating me out. His brother (much older) walked in on us and scared the crap out of me .... no, I mean literally. I peed and crapped right there, then jumped into his closet and wouldn't come out until my mother came to get me and take me home (his brother called my mother)
It really happened, just not exactly as I stated. #3 is the lie. I didn't shit, only peed and we were in 8th grade. Though, I hid in closets often as a child, and still do to this day .... I didn't stay in the closet when that happened, only for a short while. I went outside to wait for my mother.
That boy never spoke to me or even looked at me again ..... surely, he thought I was a freak of nature. I mean, I pissed on his face, lol
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Posted by justagirlPosted by P-AngelIt's my passion. Never had anyone react negatively to my collection. Lol they are all in my spare room not covering my house.
@justagirl
that's a lot of dragons and wizards and stuff.
why?
I don't really get obsessions and compulsions like that. for example: I like lamps, but, don't have 400 of them stuffed in a room.
It's nice to show off a collection and people would be in awe. But, once they walked in and saw this, they would probably back out of the room slowly.
though it would be nice to have a show of them on display at a festival or something.
I hope to get a better display case that covers the entire wall lmao all my tarot and astrology stuff is in there too. It's my library room with a guest bed.click to expand

Posted by justagirlPosted by P-AngelLol the things we did as kids.. my sister peed on a guy too.Posted by justagirlPosted by P-AngelOmg at the 3rd one lol ?
1. I was so naïve when I was younger that when I did a book review in front of the class, and did the exorcist, of course doing the scene where she jammed the cross in her groin .... I stopped to say to the class listening, "whatever a groin is" .... they all laughed of course, it was 10th grade for crying out loud, but, I was too naïve to even know what they were laughing about. And my mother had to later explain to me what a "groin" is.
2. one time, there were a bunch of us who rented a house, and one of us, a guy, went on vacation and left his bird for us to take care of. We all thought the other was doing it, so none of us did. The bird was dead when he got home, it starved to death in the cage. (or maybe from dehydration ?)
3. When I was 12, I went home with a boyfriend from school. We were in 7th grade. We were laying on his bedroom floor with my pants down and he was eating me out. His brother (much older) walked in on us and scared the crap out of me .... no, I mean literally. I peed and crapped right there, then jumped into his closet and wouldn't come out until my mother came to get me and take me home (his brother called my mother)
It really happened, just not exactly as I stated. #3 is the lie. I didn't shit, only peed and we were in 8th grade. Though, I hid in closets often as a child, and still do to this day .... I didn't stay in the closet when that happened, only for a short while. I went outside to wait for my mother.
That boy never spoke to me or even looked at me again ..... surely, he thought I was a freak of nature. I mean, I pissed on his face, lol
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Posted by P-Angel— let it rainnnnnnn lmao okay ewwwPosted by justagirlPosted by P-AngelLol the things we did as kids.. my sister peed on a guy too.Posted by justagirlPosted by P-AngelOmg at the 3rd one lol ?
1. I was so naïve when I was younger that when I did a book review in front of the class, and did the exorcist, of course doing the scene where she jammed the cross in her groin .... I stopped to say to the class listening, "whatever a groin is" .... they all laughed of course, it was 10th grade for crying out loud, but, I was too naïve to even know what they were laughing about. And my mother had to later explain to me what a "groin" is.
2. one time, there were a bunch of us who rented a house, and one of us, a guy, went on vacation and left his bird for us to take care of. We all thought the other was doing it, so none of us did. The bird was dead when he got home, it starved to death in the cage. (or maybe from dehydration ?)
3. When I was 12, I went home with a boyfriend from school. We were in 7th grade. We were laying on his bedroom floor with my pants down and he was eating me out. His brother (much older) walked in on us and scared the crap out of me .... no, I mean literally. I peed and crapped right there, then jumped into his closet and wouldn't come out until my mother came to get me and take me home (his brother called my mother)
It really happened, just not exactly as I stated. #3 is the lie. I didn't shit, only peed and we were in 8th grade. Though, I hid in closets often as a child, and still do to this day .... I didn't stay in the closet when that happened, only for a short while. I went outside to wait for my mother.
That boy never spoke to me or even looked at me again ..... surely, he thought I was a freak of nature. I mean, I pissed on his face, lol
lol .... luckily we were so young. Had he been a man, and into golden showers ... well, you get the picture.
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Posted by nikkistarI'm calling you poopypants from now on.
1. Growing up, I use to eat this sour fruit my mom bought at the Asian supermarket. You dipped it in a salt and dried chili peppers to eat it. Everytime I ate it, after a few hours, everytime I would fart, I would shit myself. This didn't stop me from eating it over and over again, because I liked to eat it.
2. My uncle is only 5 years younger than me. He would baby sit my cousin that is 3 months younger than I am, when our parents would go out. As punishment, he would take his dirty socks and stuff them in our mouth. And sometimes, he would just do it because he could. He would also let us watch scary movies, and sneak into our room at night and said he was "protecting" us from monsters. But really he was scared.
3. I won my very first Science Fair at the age of 10. My project was on natural pesticides. I took varying flowers and dried them. Then I placed insects with them to see which one was more efficient as a pesticide. After several days of experimentation, I learned that chrysanthemum flowers have a high level of toxicity for insects and are a good natural repellent.

Posted by justagirlYou are wrong 🙂Posted by nikkistarI'm calling you poopypanta from now on.
1. Growing up, I use to eat this sour fruit my mom bought at the Asian supermarket. You dipped it in a salt and dried chili peppers to eat it. Everytime I ate it, after a few hours, everytime I would fart, I would shit myself. This didn't stop me from eating it over and over again, because I liked to eat it.
2. My uncle is only 5 years younger than me. He would baby sit my cousin that is 3 months younger than I am, when our parents would go out. As punishment, he would take his dirty socks and stuff them in our mouth. And sometimes, he would just do it because he could. He would also let us watch scary movies, and sneak into our room at night and said he was "protecting" us from monsters. But really he was scared.
3. I won my very first Science Fair at the age of 10. My project was on natural pesticides. I took varying flowers and dried them. Then I placed insects with them to see which one was more efficient as a pesticide. After several days of experimentation, I learned that chrysanthemum flowers have a high level of toxicity for insects and are a good natural repellent.
#w2 is the lie lolclick to expand

Posted by nikkistarPosted by justagirlYou are wrong 🙂Posted by nikkistarI'm calling you poopypanta from now on.
1. Growing up, I use to eat this sour fruit my mom bought at the Asian supermarket. You dipped it in a salt and dried chili peppers to eat it. Everytime I ate it, after a few hours, everytime I would fart, I would shit myself. This didn't stop me from eating it over and over again, because I liked to eat it.
2. My uncle is only 5 years younger than me. He would baby sit my cousin that is 3 months younger than I am, when our parents would go out. As punishment, he would take his dirty socks and stuff them in our mouth. And sometimes, he would just do it because he could. He would also let us watch scary movies, and sneak into our room at night and said he was "protecting" us from monsters. But really he was scared.
3. I won my very first Science Fair at the age of 10. My project was on natural pesticides. I took varying flowers and dried them. Then I placed insects with them to see which one was more efficient as a pesticide. After several days of experimentation, I learned that chrysanthemum flowers have a high level of toxicity for insects and are a good natural repellent.
#w2 is the lie lolclick to expand


Posted by Effervescent1
1. I got arrested for having an angry meltdown
2. I sucked a strangers dick in the public pool changing room
3. I have pepperoni nipz

Posted by justagirlBut you aren't wrong about the poopypants HAHAHAPosted by nikkistarPosted by justagirlYou are wrong 🙂Posted by nikkistarI'm calling you poopypanta from now on.
1. Growing up, I use to eat this sour fruit my mom bought at the Asian supermarket. You dipped it in a salt and dried chili peppers to eat it. Everytime I ate it, after a few hours, everytime I would fart, I would shit myself. This didn't stop me from eating it over and over again, because I liked to eat it.
2. My uncle is only 5 years younger than me. He would baby sit my cousin that is 3 months younger than I am, when our parents would go out. As punishment, he would take his dirty socks and stuff them in our mouth. And sometimes, he would just do it because he could. He would also let us watch scary movies, and sneak into our room at night and said he was "protecting" us from monsters. But really he was scared.
3. I won my very first Science Fair at the age of 10. My project was on natural pesticides. I took varying flowers and dried them. Then I placed insects with them to see which one was more efficient as a pesticide. After several days of experimentation, I learned that chrysanthemum flowers have a high level of toxicity for insects and are a good natural repellent.
#w2 is the lie lol
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Posted by EffervescentNo way... You never get angry!Posted by nikkistarPosted by Effervescent1
1. I got arrested for having an angry meltdown
2. I sucked a strangers dick in the public pool changing room
3. I have pepperoni nipz
Nopes
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Posted by nikkistar—??
1. Growing up, I use to eat this sour fruit my mom bought at the Asian supermarket. You dipped it in a salt and dried chili peppers to eat it. Everytime I ate it, after a few hours, everytime I would fart, I would shit myself. This didn't stop me from eating it over and over again, because I liked to eat it.
2. My uncle is only 5 years younger than me. He would baby sit my cousin that is 3 months younger than I am, when our parents would go out. As punishment, he would take his dirty socks and stuff them in our mouth. And sometimes, he would just do it because he could. He would also let us watch scary movies, and sneak into our room at night and said he was "protecting" us from monsters. But really he was scared.
3. I won my very first Science Fair at the age of 10. My project was on natural pesticides. I took varying flowers and dried them. Then I placed insects with them to see which one was more efficient as a pesticide. After several days of experimentation, I learned that chrysanthemum flowers have a high level of toxicity for insects and are a good natural repellent.

Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesNope 😉 LOLPosted by nikkistar—??
1. Growing up, I use to eat this sour fruit my mom bought at the Asian supermarket. You dipped it in a salt and dried chili peppers to eat it. Everytime I ate it, after a few hours, everytime I would fart, I would shit myself. This didn't stop me from eating it over and over again, because I liked to eat it.
2. My uncle is only 5 years younger than me. He would baby sit my cousin that is 3 months younger than I am, when our parents would go out. As punishment, he would take his dirty socks and stuff them in our mouth. And sometimes, he would just do it because he could. He would also let us watch scary movies, and sneak into our room at night and said he was "protecting" us from monsters. But really he was scared.
3. I won my very first Science Fair at the age of 10. My project was on natural pesticides. I took varying flowers and dried them. Then I placed insects with them to see which one was more efficient as a pesticide. After several days of experimentation, I learned that chrysanthemum flowers have a high level of toxicity for insects and are a good natural repellent.
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1 is the lie
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Posted by Soul2 is a lie?
I'll play for real since I was being dumb my first post lol. One is truly a lie
1. I dropped out of public school and got my diploma online.
2. I'm the only one of my friends who can make servers for certain games so we can all play together
3. Every year my friend and I go on a road trip to the beach in Florida.

Posted by Effervescent3
1. I got arrested for having an angry meltdown
2. I sucked a strangers dick in the public pool changing room
3. I have pepperoni nipz

Posted by EffervescentI can't see you getting that angry. Is 1 a lie?
1. I got arrested for having an angry meltdown
2. I sucked a strangers dick in the public pool changing room
3. I have pepperoni nipz

Posted by nikkistarLol so 3??Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesNope 😉 LOLPosted by nikkistar—??
1. Growing up, I use to eat this sour fruit my mom bought at the Asian supermarket. You dipped it in a salt and dried chili peppers to eat it. Everytime I ate it, after a few hours, everytime I would fart, I would shit myself. This didn't stop me from eating it over and over again, because I liked to eat it.
2. My uncle is only 5 years younger than me. He would baby sit my cousin that is 3 months younger than I am, when our parents would go out. As punishment, he would take his dirty socks and stuff them in our mouth. And sometimes, he would just do it because he could. He would also let us watch scary movies, and sneak into our room at night and said he was "protecting" us from monsters. But really he was scared.
3. I won my very first Science Fair at the age of 10. My project was on natural pesticides. I took varying flowers and dried them. Then I placed insects with them to see which one was more efficient as a pesticide. After several days of experimentation, I learned that chrysanthemum flowers have a high level of toxicity for insects and are a good natural repellent.
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1 is the lie
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Posted by Effervescent2!
1. I got arrested for having an angry meltdown
2. I sucked a strangers dick in the public pool changing room
3. I have pepperoni nipz

Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesYup 🙂 HahahahaPosted by nikkistarLol so 3??Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesNope 😉 LOLPosted by nikkistar—??
1. Growing up, I use to eat this sour fruit my mom bought at the Asian supermarket. You dipped it in a salt and dried chili peppers to eat it. Everytime I ate it, after a few hours, everytime I would fart, I would shit myself. This didn't stop me from eating it over and over again, because I liked to eat it.
2. My uncle is only 5 years younger than me. He would baby sit my cousin that is 3 months younger than I am, when our parents would go out. As punishment, he would take his dirty socks and stuff them in our mouth. And sometimes, he would just do it because he could. He would also let us watch scary movies, and sneak into our room at night and said he was "protecting" us from monsters. But really he was scared.
3. I won my very first Science Fair at the age of 10. My project was on natural pesticides. I took varying flowers and dried them. Then I placed insects with them to see which one was more efficient as a pesticide. After several days of experimentation, I learned that chrysanthemum flowers have a high level of toxicity for insects and are a good natural repellent.
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1 is the lie
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Posted by EffervescentAwe hugs. Sorry you had to go through thatPosted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesPosted by EffervescentI can't see you getting that angry. Is 1 a lie?
1. I got arrested for having an angry meltdown
2. I sucked a strangers dick in the public pool changing room
3. I have pepperoni nipz
Nope. I was hospitalized soon after that against my will.![]()
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Posted by EffervescentLol keep it classy ms sassy! ?Posted by justagirlPosted by Effervescent2!
1. I got arrested for having an angry meltdown
2. I sucked a strangers dick in the public pool changing room
3. I have pepperoni nipz
You know the real me so well lol
I could never do that 😛click to expand

Posted by nikkistarDo you still eat the fruit? LolPosted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesYup 🙂 HahahahaPosted by nikkistarLol so 3??Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesNope 😉 LOLPosted by nikkistar—??
1. Growing up, I use to eat this sour fruit my mom bought at the Asian supermarket. You dipped it in a salt and dried chili peppers to eat it. Everytime I ate it, after a few hours, everytime I would fart, I would shit myself. This didn't stop me from eating it over and over again, because I liked to eat it.
2. My uncle is only 5 years younger than me. He would baby sit my cousin that is 3 months younger than I am, when our parents would go out. As punishment, he would take his dirty socks and stuff them in our mouth. And sometimes, he would just do it because he could. He would also let us watch scary movies, and sneak into our room at night and said he was "protecting" us from monsters. But really he was scared.
3. I won my very first Science Fair at the age of 10. My project was on natural pesticides. I took varying flowers and dried them. Then I placed insects with them to see which one was more efficient as a pesticide. After several days of experimentation, I learned that chrysanthemum flowers have a high level of toxicity for insects and are a good natural repellent.
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1 is the lie
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Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesHahaha, No. But for some reason, from the age of 4 to 13, I would eat it. LOLPosted by nikkistarDo you still eat the fruit? LolPosted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesYup 🙂 HahahahaPosted by nikkistarLol so 3??Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesNope 😉 LOLPosted by nikkistar—??
1. Growing up, I use to eat this sour fruit my mom bought at the Asian supermarket. You dipped it in a salt and dried chili peppers to eat it. Everytime I ate it, after a few hours, everytime I would fart, I would shit myself. This didn't stop me from eating it over and over again, because I liked to eat it.
2. My uncle is only 5 years younger than me. He would baby sit my cousin that is 3 months younger than I am, when our parents would go out. As punishment, he would take his dirty socks and stuff them in our mouth. And sometimes, he would just do it because he could. He would also let us watch scary movies, and sneak into our room at night and said he was "protecting" us from monsters. But really he was scared.
3. I won my very first Science Fair at the age of 10. My project was on natural pesticides. I took varying flowers and dried them. Then I placed insects with them to see which one was more efficient as a pesticide. After several days of experimentation, I learned that chrysanthemum flowers have a high level of toxicity for insects and are a good natural repellent.
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1 is the lie
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Posted by nikkistarChilli can get the best of us lol. Not speaking from experience though... I'll just add.Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesHahaha, No. But for some reason, from the age of 4 to 13, I would eat it. LOLPosted by nikkistarDo you still eat the fruit? LolPosted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesYup 🙂 HahahahaPosted by nikkistarLol so 3??Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesNope 😉 LOLPosted by nikkistar—??
1. Growing up, I use to eat this sour fruit my mom bought at the Asian supermarket. You dipped it in a salt and dried chili peppers to eat it. Everytime I ate it, after a few hours, everytime I would fart, I would shit myself. This didn't stop me from eating it over and over again, because I liked to eat it.
2. My uncle is only 5 years younger than me. He would baby sit my cousin that is 3 months younger than I am, when our parents would go out. As punishment, he would take his dirty socks and stuff them in our mouth. And sometimes, he would just do it because he could. He would also let us watch scary movies, and sneak into our room at night and said he was "protecting" us from monsters. But really he was scared.
3. I won my very first Science Fair at the age of 10. My project was on natural pesticides. I took varying flowers and dried them. Then I placed insects with them to see which one was more efficient as a pesticide. After several days of experimentation, I learned that chrysanthemum flowers have a high level of toxicity for insects and are a good natural repellent.
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1 is the lie
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Posted by GlaringTruth
1) In middle school, I was suspended for putting chewing gum in a girl's hair.
2) I once stole $ 200 in school donation money.
3) I was often put out of class for "excessive laughter".



Posted by GlaringTruth1Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesNo, it happened. ? Got in so much trouble. That was the 3rd grade.Posted by GlaringTruth
1) In middle school, I was suspended for putting chewing gum in a girl's hair.
2) I once stole $ 200 in school donation money.
3) I was often put out of class for "excessive laughter".
Is 2 a lie?
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Posted by GlaringTruth3 is the lie lol ? you don't smile let alone laugh ?
1) In middle school, I was suspended for putting chewing gum in a girl's hair.
2) I once stole $ 200 in school donation money.
3) I was often put out of class for "excessive laughter".

Posted by GlaringTruth
The girl who's hair I put gum in would always snitch on me. So I did that and told her to run and tell. I hate snitches.

Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesPosted by Soul2 is a lie?
I'll play for real since I was being dumb my first post lol. One is truly a lie
1. I dropped out of public school and got my diploma online.
2. I'm the only one of my friends who can make servers for certain games so we can all play together
3. Every year my friend and I go on a road trip to the beach in Florida.
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Posted by SoulPosted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesPosted by Soul2 is a lie?
I'll play for real since I was being dumb my first post lol. One is truly a lie
1. I dropped out of public school and got my diploma online.
2. I'm the only one of my friends who can make servers for certain games so we can all play together
3. Every year my friend and I go on a road trip to the beach in Florida.
Nope lol. 2 is the truth.
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Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesYep. 3 I wish was truth *snifPosted by SoulPosted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesPosted by Soul2 is a lie?
I'll play for real since I was being dumb my first post lol. One is truly a lie
1. I dropped out of public school and got my diploma online.
2. I'm the only one of my friends who can make servers for certain games so we can all play together
3. Every year my friend and I go on a road trip to the beach in Florida.
Nope lol. 2 is the truth.
3?
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Posted by SoulBut you can change that and make it happen?Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesYep. 3 I wish was truth *snifPosted by SoulPosted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesPosted by Soul2 is a lie?
I'll play for real since I was being dumb my first post lol. One is truly a lie
1. I dropped out of public school and got my diploma online.
2. I'm the only one of my friends who can make servers for certain games so we can all play together
3. Every year my friend and I go on a road trip to the beach in Florida.
Nope lol. 2 is the truth.
3?
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Posted by LivenLuvHmmmm? I bet two is true. So it's between 1 and 3.
1. I fell out of a boat into a lake while fishing with my Dad and sister since I was standing up and rocking the boat. My sister made fun of me for years about it.
2. I fell off a chairlift while swinging my ski's and they got stuck in the snow, so I did a face plant 2 feet off the ground. Chairlift operator asked me if I had a death wish.
3. I fell out of a car while my Mom was driving and she didn't even realize it until she pulled into our driveway. My Mom still makes jokes that all she heard was "Mommmeeee"

Posted by -Flo-3?
Let's try another ?
1. On drugs I drove on the wrong side of the highway.
2. I love carnitas tacos
3. I almost got arrested for thousands worth of robbed items.

Posted by LivenLuvSo one is the lie?Posted by QueenofthepheasantfairiesNope lol. That happened. My Mom totally exaggerates about hearing me yell for her and laughs about it. So not funny -__-Posted by LivenLuvHmmmm? I bet two is true. So it's between 1 and 3.
1. I fell out of a boat into a lake while fishing with my Dad and sister since I was standing up and rocking the boat. My sister made fun of me for years about it.
2. I fell off a chairlift while swinging my ski's and they got stuck in the snow, so I did a face plant 2 feet off the ground. Chairlift operator asked me if I had a death wish.
3. I fell out of a car while my Mom was driving and she didn't even realize it until she pulled into our driveway. My Mom still makes jokes that all she heard was "Mommmeeee"
I'm going to go with 3 As the lie?
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Posted by LivenLuv
1. I fell out of a boat into a lake while fishing with my Dad and sister since I was standing up and rocking the boat. My sister made fun of me for years about it.
2. I fell off a chairlift while swinging my ski's and they got stuck in the snow, so I did a face plant 2 feet off the ground. Chairlift operator asked me if I had a death wish.
3. I fell out of a car while my Mom was driving and she didn't even realize it until she pulled into our driveway. My Mom still makes jokes that all she heard was "Mommmeeee"
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Beautiful name. +10 for adding how to pronounce it correctly too