PhoenixRising
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With the economy of DXP Land as a whole down in the dumps, the Church of Teena seemed to be prospering somehow. The church had split the town in two. There were those so against it that they moved out of town, and those totally devout to Teena. Duncan could not understand how the Church had gained so much traction and so much money. What made it all even more peculiar was that nobody had ever even met Teena. Well Duncan was about to put an end to that and confront her face to face!
Duncan went to the Church of Teena and demanded to meet her. He had always heard the rumors that Teena was not even real and that this was only a scam. He was going to get to the bottom of it when Teena finally walked out and met him. With Duncan and Teena face to face the tension grew.
Teena-“Welcome to my growing domain.”
Duncan-“That is why I am here. How is this a growing domain when everything else in DXP Land is failing?”
Teena-“I guess I just have the new touch around here since you have seemed to lose yours.”
Duncan-“Funny, but we both know this is all a scheme.”
Teena-“This is no scheme. People come here out of their own free will.”
Duncan-“I am not so certain about that. I think you have used any means necessary to grow this place.”
Teena smirks as she sees Duncan’s frustrations come out.
Teena-“I see you are getting worked up. I hear you’ve become a nervous wreck these days.”
Duncan-“You hear wrong. I am still in total control over my city.”
Teena-“Your city?”
Duncan-“Yes. DXP Land will always be my city.”
Teena lightly strokes his cheek with two of her finger before he brushes it away.
Teena-“I wouldn’t be so sure about that. I do think it is time you go back out into your city while it is still yours. I am a busy woman. I have a lot to do tonight.”
Duncan-“Just do not cross the line here in DXP Land. I will not let this Church butter get out of control.”
Duncan walks out in a huff while Teena is smirking yet again.
Teena’s eyes glow red after he leaves.
Teena-“It did not work on him…. How can this be?”
--
Afterwards, Duncan sat in his car clearly shaken. He has had enough of his town falling apart. It seemed to just be getting worse instead of better and he needed help saving it. He decided to call on the only person he could think of that can save the city…
DOOT DO DO DOOOO
---
Damnata and SassyKiwi were noting that it has been exactly 6 weeks since the last murder by the resident killer. They were glad nobody else has been murdered, but wonder why…and wonder if the culprit was still around…
That culprit was indeed still around. She lived on Front Page Boulevard. On the DXP Streets she goes by Lil’ Fairy. Fairy is no townie and certainly no human, but she always wanted to come off like an overly caring townie. However when this aura would wear off she would change. This was no ordinary change because it was an unearthly one…
In the past when she would totally lose control and change she learned that she had to go on a weekly kill and take that persons heart. It was eating that person’s heart that would turn her back into a seeming like an ordinary townie. However in recent weeks she had gained control of herself again. She was calm, but it was all about to change…
Lil Fairy had gotten that day’s edition of the DXP Gazette and when she read one of the headlines she totally lost her shit!
Lil Fairy could not take it! Her hate and resentment for Strippers awakened the darkness inside of her once again….
To Be Continued…
Hahaha
Posted by AfternoonDelights22Lol!! So this is where the "Teena land" came from
With the economy of DXP Land as a whole down in the dumps, the Church of Teena seemed to be prospering somehow. The church had split the town in two. There were those so against it that they moved out of town, and those totally devout to Teena. Duncan could not understand how the Church had gained so much traction and so much money. What made it all even more peculiar was that nobody had ever even met Teena. Well Duncan was about to put an end to that and confront her face to face!
Duncan went to the Church of Teena and demanded to meet her. He had always heard the rumors that Teena was not even real and that this was only a scam. He was going to get to the bottom of it when Teena finally walked out and met him. With Duncan and Teena face to face the tension grew.
Teena-“Welcome to my growing domain.”
Duncan-“That is why I am here. How is this a growing domain when everything else in DXP Land is failing?”
Teena-“I guess I just have the new touch around here since you have seemed to lose yours.”
Duncan-“Funny, but we both know this is all a scheme.”
Teena-“This is no scheme. People come here out of their own free will.”
Duncan-“I am not so certain about that. I think you have used any means necessary to grow this place.”
Teena smirks as she sees Duncan’s frustrations come out.
Teena-“I see you are getting worked up. I hear you’ve become a nervous wreck these days.”
Duncan-“You hear wrong. I am still in total control over my city.”
Teena-“Your city?”
Duncan-“Yes. DXP Land will always be my city.”
Teena lightly strokes his cheek with two of her finger before he brushes it away.
Teena-“I wouldn’t be so sure about that. I do think it is time you go back out into your city while it is still yours. I am a busy woman. I have a lot to do tonight.”
Duncan-“Just do not cross the line here in DXP Land. I will not let this Church butter get out of control.”
Duncan walks out in a huff while Teena is smirking yet again.
Teena’s eyes glow red after he leaves.
Teena-“It did not work on him…. How can this be?”
--
Afterwards, Duncan sat in his car clearly shaken. He has had enough of his town falling apart. It seemed to just be getting worse instead of better and he needed help saving it. He decided to call on the only person he could think of that can save the city…
DOOT DO DO DOOOO
---
Damnata and SassyKiwi were noting that it has been exactly 6 weeks since the last murder by the resident killer. They were glad nobody else has been murdered, but wonder why…and wonder if the culprit was still around…
That culprit was indeed still around. She lived on Front Page Boulevard. On the DXP Streets she goes by Lil’ Fairy. Fairy is no townie and certainly no human, but she always wanted to come off like an overly caring townie. However when this aura would wear off she would change. This was no ordinary change because it was an unearthly one…
In the past when she would totally lose control and change she learned that she had to go on a weekly kill and take that persons heart. It was eating that person’s heart that would turn her back into a seeming like an ordinary townie. However in recent weeks she had gained control of herself again. She was calm, but it was all about to change…
Lil Fairy had gotten that day’s edition of the DXP Gazette and when she read one of the headlines she totally lost her shit!
Lil Fairy could not take it! Her hate and resentment for Strippers awakened the darkness inside of her once again….
To Be Continued…
Dead@it did not work on him😂😂😂
Will it work on you tho? *Blinks eyes* 😛🐣
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
With the economy of DXP Land as a whole down in the dumps, the Church of Teena seemed to be prospering somehow. The church had split the town in two. There were those so against it that they moved out of town, and those totally devout to Teena. Duncan could not understand how the Church had gained so much traction and so much money. What made it all even more peculiar was that nobody had ever even met Teena. Well Duncan was about to put an end to that and confront her face to face!
Duncan went to the Church of Teena and demanded to meet her. He had always heard the rumors that Teena was not even real and that this was only a scam. He was going to get to the bottom of it when Teena finally walked out and met him. With Duncan and Teena face to face the tension grew.
Teena-“Welcome to my growing domain.”
Duncan-“That is why I am here. How is this a growing domain when everything else in DXP Land is failing?”
Teena-“I guess I just have the new touch around here since you have seemed to lose yours.”
Duncan-“Funny, but we both know this is all a scheme.”
Teena-“This is no scheme. People come here out of their own free will.”
Duncan-“I am not so certain about that. I think you have used any means necessary to grow this place.”
Teena smirks as she sees Duncan’s frustrations come out.
Teena-“I see you are getting worked up. I hear you’ve become a nervous wreck these days.”
Duncan-“You hear wrong. I am still in total control over my city.”
Teena-“Your city?”
Duncan-“Yes. DXP Land will always be my city.”
Teena lightly strokes his cheek with two of her finger before he brushes it away.
Teena-“I wouldn’t be so sure about that. I do think it is time you go back out into your city while it is still yours. I am a busy woman. I have a lot to do tonight.”
Duncan-“Just do not cross the line here in DXP Land. I will not let this Church butter get out of control.”
Duncan walks out in a huff while Teena is smirking yet again.
Teena’s eyes glow red after he leaves.
Teena-“It did not work on him…. How can this be?”
--
Afterwards, Duncan sat in his car clearly shaken. He has had enough of his town falling apart. It seemed to just be getting worse instead of better and he needed help saving it. He decided to call on the only person he could think of that can save the city…
DOOT DO DO DOOOO
---
Damnata and SassyKiwi were noting that it has been exactly 6 weeks since the last murder by the resident killer. They were glad nobody else has been murdered, but wonder why…and wonder if the culprit was still around…
That culprit was indeed still around. She lived on Front Page Boulevard. On the DXP Streets she goes by Lil’ Fairy. Fairy is no townie and certainly no human, but she always wanted to come off like an overly caring townie. However when this aura would wear off she would change. This was no ordinary change because it was an unearthly one…
In the past when she would totally lose control and change she learned that she had to go on a weekly kill and take that persons heart. It was eating that person’s heart that would turn her back into a seeming like an ordinary townie. However in recent weeks she had gained control of herself again. She was calm, but it was all about to change…
Lil Fairy had gotten that day’s edition of the DXP Gazette and when she read one of the headlines she totally lost her shit!
Lil Fairy could not take it! Her hate and resentment for Strippers awakened the darkness inside of her once again….
To Be Continued…
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I can't wait to see this Mafia Squad.
Good luck everyone!
Good luck everyone!
48 hours down...24+ hours to go...
Posted by champrang3rsLol. So soon girl. So soon 🙏
48 hours down...24+ hours to go...
Posted by HippieGemPosted by champrang3rsLol. So soon girl. So soon 🙏
48 hours down...24+ hours to go...click to expand
In the first assignment for the new “super group” mafia, Ands was sent to the DXP Prison. He was sent because he can assume a new identity to do this assignment. He was to break out the 5th and final member of this mafia. Ands had a successful day and in the end broke out a person sent to DXP Prison by Duncan long ago…. That person was Bling!
Bling was so thrilled to be out and he was ready to be back in DXP Land to mess with everyone’s minds! Both he and Ands agreed that this was the perfect time to take advantage of Duncan, and DXP Land because of how vulnerable Duncan was with a failing city….
Bling-“Duncan unfairly put me in DXP Prison! It was unjust!”
Ands-“That is why we want you on the team. We need all the mind games we can get.”
Bling-“Sounds legit mate.”
Ands-“DXP Land has always been my own personal playground. I single handedly built the Wang Mart on Taurus Avenue! You deserve revenge, everybody in this group has a dog in this fight…”
---
Meanwhile, with Lil’ Fairy losing her mind again, the killings have ramped up. They’ve gotten so bad that they’re happening more frequent than ever so that Fairy can seem like a normal townie.
With the killings ramped up over the past several weeks, DXP Land’s economy has taken even more of a dive. This was made even worse with so many townies in DXP Land giving away most of their money to the Church of Teena. The town was going down fast with all of these problems and the new mafia was barely just starting. This major collapse had set off a chain of events throughout town with many businesses closing. Even the DXP Gazette had to close up shop.
If things were looking bad at this point they were about to get much worse.
Something unforeseen happened. Something so terrible that DXP Land was never going to be the same.
It was a call that Duncan never expected to receive. He was already overstressed trying to deal with the town’s economy. He managed to get some newbies to move to town recently, but it was not enough. He needed The White Knight to finally arrive in town, but that was still weeks away. The news he was about to receive would rock him to his very core.
This call was from Damnata. She told Duncan to sit down so he sat at his desk. She was in the woods because a new body had been discovered. A new victim to the heart taking Lil Fairy. Damnata did not even know how to break this news…but latest victim of Lil Fairy…was SassyKiwi!
Shit had just got real.
At first Duncan just sat there in shock. He had to tell Damnata he would call her back later. This was it…the moment Duncan reached his breaking point of all the distress of the past 6 months…
To Be Continued…
Posted by ScrufflesLess than 24 hours finally
Nooooooooooooo not puffball!
Can we start now?
I want revenge! >😢
Triple E.....aw man. Secret guest character?
Posted by Squished_Marshmallow19 hours or so
Can we start already please?
I have no life and I accept!!!
Prolly sooner for the role posting
Posted by Squished_MarshmallowPosted by AfternoonDelights22Taurus Mars teaching us some patiencePosted by Squished_Marshmallow19 hours or so
Can we start already please?
I have no life and I accept!!!
Prolly sooner for the role posting
😭
I wonder if it's gonna be as exciting as Batman Mafia
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I wonder if there is more of this story😁
Seraph finds himself at the Strip Club drinking his troubles away. With DXP Gazette shutting down a month ago, he finds himself out of a job in DXP Land.
The White Knight has finally arrived back into DXP Land! He is already on his first assignment from Duncan. To get Seraph and the DXP Stripper to help save the town. It definitely takes some convincing to get Seraph motivated, but when Seraph realizes Duncan wants to utilize him by getting news out to the town again he is thrilled. The DXP Stripper needs no convincing at all. She was thought to be dead after a Strippocalypse hit Arkadelphia Arkansas, but she managed to make it out alive. She is ready for another fight!
---
Meanwhile Lil Fairy has lost control worse than ever! After completely losing it when strippers came to DXP Land she has deteriorated more and more each week. She is finding herself having to find a new victim every night to take their heart!
---
Damnata is talking to Duncan on the phone as they try and motivate each other after the passing of the sweet sweet puppy dog eyed SassyKiwi. Damnata knows Duncan is depressed about it, but it is making him have to take a stand. Damnata is glad about this so the town can hopefully come together and put a stop to all the madness in town!
---
Teena is at the Church of Teena. She is elated because she has just gotten a huge donation from someone who “adores her.” This person is hoping to find and meet Teena someday…
Teena is just so excited! Her grin will not go away.
Teena-“This money will come in handy. All of this…everything I am doing here will lead to total control of DXP Land!”
She then gets on her phone and gets on some app…
Back at the police station, Damnata notices something wonky starting to go on with some of the computers….
Damnata-“For the love of Romania, now what?!”
---
The 5 “Super group” mafia members are now together. With TubbyScubby leading the way, PhoenixRising, Ands, P-Angel, and Bling are all listening to some of her plans. They are all hoping to be able to take over DXP Land. All 5 are ready and bring something different to the table.
While Bling is in the corner working on some kind of gun, Tubby asks them all if they have any concerns.
Ands mentions someone named Cloudy which catches PhoenixRising’s attention.
Ands-“Yeah she was just asking so many questions earlier today.”
PhoenixRising-“We need to stay away from this Cloudy person. I found their badge awhile back. She seems to be some kind of agent that could bring down our entire operation.”
P-Angel-“We’ll just have to take Cloudy out then won’t we.”
Tubby-“Yes we will. We will take them all out. I’ve ran this town with an iron fist before. We will be in charge of DXP Land...”
---
With Duncan glancing out his window to view his precious DXP Land…he knows it had to come to this. He had to rally troops around town. Not just veterans, but also newbies. He had to fight back.
He calls up the White Knight.
Duncan-“Did you recruit the stripper & Seraph.”
White Knight-“All taken care of. I’m really saving the Stripper taking her out of this dungy club aren’t I?”
Duncan-“Sure…but now I need you to recruit more people. I need you to find the nearest Libra moon with biggest gun stash & I also need you to track down Blackphase Smith because we will need armor.
White Knight-“On it!”
Duncan hangs up. He takes one last glance out the window.
Duncan-“For all the townies past and present….for Sassy….this is a war. This my DXP Land. This is Our DXP Land…”
Duncan walks out of his bedroom defiantly! He shuts the lights off and heads downstairs and out of his house.
After he walks out suddenly the ghost of SassyKiwi appears!
FADE TO BLACK
WHO WILL TAKE CONTROL OF DXP LAND?!
The story continues tonight…
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischargeTonight
When are we starting?
Tag me in the new thread
Unless DXP continues to be as slow as a motherfucker
@Scruffles
@Fknnerd
@UnusualVaginalDischarge
@Squished_Marshmallow
@ellesbelles
Despite DXPs inane shittiness I will start a new thread late this afternoon mountain time and send roles a few hours after that
@Fknnerd
@UnusualVaginalDischarge
@Squished_Marshmallow
@ellesbelles
Despite DXPs inane shittiness I will start a new thread late this afternoon mountain time and send roles a few hours after that
@nikkistar
@champrang3rs
@Cvurkoo
@saggurl88
@brianafay
Despite DXPs inane shittiness I will start a new thread late this afternoon mountain time and send roles a few hours after that
@champrang3rs
@Cvurkoo
@saggurl88
@brianafay
Despite DXPs inane shittiness I will start a new thread late this afternoon mountain time and send roles a few hours after that
@HippieGem
@Soul
@sierra_
@Fortuna
@CaramelizedCoffee
Despite DXPs inane shittiness I will start a new thread late this afternoon mountain time and send roles a few hours after that
@Soul
@sierra_
@Fortuna
@CaramelizedCoffee
Despite DXPs inane shittiness I will start a new thread late this afternoon mountain time and send roles a few hours after that
@Shadowcat
@Capricorn91
@GC02
@nano
Despite DXPs inane shittiness I will start a new thread late this afternoon mountain time and send roles a few hours after that
@Capricorn91
@GC02
@nano
Despite DXPs inane shittiness I will start a new thread late this afternoon mountain time and send roles a few hours after that
@WolfInRamsClothing
@Queenofthepheasantfairies
@ItsMeRoman
@Zagittarius
Despite DXPs inane shittiness I will start a new thread late this afternoon mountain time and send roles a few hours after that
@Queenofthepheasantfairies
@ItsMeRoman
@Zagittarius
Despite DXPs inane shittiness I will start a new thread late this afternoon mountain time and send roles a few hours after that
Posted by Squished_MarshmallowIll make the new thread and post the new roles in the next 3 to 4 hoursPosted by AfternoonDelights22
@Scruffles
@Fknnerd
@UnusualVaginalDischarge
@Squished_Marshmallow
@ellesbelles
Despite DXPs inane shittiness I will start a new thread late this afternoon mountain time and send roles a few hours after that
In how many hours? Sorry if this has been asked earlier...
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and then Ill send roles out in like 6 hours
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
The 5 “Super group” mafia members are now together. With TubbyScubby leading the way, PhoenixRising, Ands, P-Angel, and Bling are all listening to some of her plans. They are all hoping to be able to take over DXP Land. All 5 are ready and bring something different to the table.
While Bling is in the corner working on some kind of gun, Tubby asks them all if they have any concerns.
Ands mentions someone named Cloudy which catches PhoenixRising’s attention.
Ands-“Yeah she was just asking so many questions earlier today.”
PhoenixRising-“We need to stay away from this Cloudy person. I found their badge awhile back. She seems to be some kind of agent that could bring down our entire operation.”
P-Angel-“We’ll just have to take Cloudy out then won’t we.”
Tubby-“Yes we will. We will take them all out. I’ve ran this town with an iron fist before. We will be in charge of DXP Land...”
*love*... on so many levels!
I had a feeling the "P" in the note stood for P-Angel lol.
Posted by ScrufflesPosted by AfternoonDelights22
Despite DXPs inane shittiness I will start a new thread late this afternoon mountain time and send roles a few hours after that
So be here at 25:00pm MST. Got it.
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Right? Lol.
Posted by ellesbellesNothing is working all that well. PMs seem to be tho so the game is good to go
Tags aren't working too great. I can see notifications but the link to where they are takes me nowhere.
for now :/
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Game will start the night of December 26th or 27th. Preferably 26th.
Say youre in if you want to be added to the list
1. @Scruffles
2. @FknNerd
3. @UnusualVaginalDischarge
4. @Squished_Marshmallow
5. @ellesbelles
6. @nikkistar
7. @champrang3rs
8. @Cvurkoo
9. @saggurl88
10. @brianafay
11. @HippieGem
12. @Soul
13. @sierra_
14. @Fortuna
15. @CaramelizedCoffee
16. @Shadowcat
17. @Capricorn91
18. @GC02
19. @nano
20. @WolfInRamsClothing
21. @Queenofthepheasantfairies
22. @ItsMeRoman
23. @Zagittarius
Yaaaaas, what do I need to do for initiation?? Troll the scorpios??
This can be arranged 🙂
Posted by Halyconjust saw this. U must not have showed up on stupid dxp before. U can play the next game hosted by @nikkistarPosted by AfternoonDelights22
Game will start the night of December 26th or 27th. Preferably 26th.
Say youre in if you want to be added to the list
1. @Scruffles
2. @FknNerd
3. @UnusualVaginalDischarge
4. @Squished_Marshmallow
5. @ellesbelles
6. @nikkistar
7. @champrang3rs
8. @Cvurkoo
9. @saggurl88
10. @brianafay
11. @HippieGem
12. @Soul
13. @sierra_
14. @Fortuna
15. @CaramelizedCoffee
16. @Shadowcat
17. @Capricorn91
18. @GC02
19. @nano
20. @WolfInRamsClothing
21. @Queenofthepheasantfairies
22. @ItsMeRoman
23. @Zagittarius
Yaaaaas, what do I need to do for initiation?? Troll the scorpios??
This can be arranged 🙂
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Posted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by Halyconjust saw this. U must not have showed up on stupid dxp before. U can play the next game hosted by @nikkistarPosted by AfternoonDelights22
Game will start the night of December 26th or 27th. Preferably 26th.
Say youre in if you want to be added to the list
1. @Scruffles
2. @FknNerd
3. @UnusualVaginalDischarge
4. @Squished_Marshmallow
5. @ellesbelles
6. @nikkistar
7. @champrang3rs
8. @Cvurkoo
9. @saggurl88
10. @brianafay
11. @HippieGem
12. @Soul
13. @sierra_
14. @Fortuna
15. @CaramelizedCoffee
16. @Shadowcat
17. @Capricorn91
18. @GC02
19. @nano
20. @WolfInRamsClothing
21. @Queenofthepheasantfairies
22. @ItsMeRoman
23. @Zagittarius
Yaaaaas, what do I need to do for initiation?? Troll the scorpios??
This can be arranged 🙂
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It's alright, I'll just hop in the next series of games whenever they come up. Glad to see you're still around too 🙂
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