DXP Awards 2018 - Award Suggestions & Nominations

I'm gasping right now.

I feel honored to have been selected as host for this year's DXP awards.

I've always wanted to host the awards. Ever since the hosting privileges were stolen from me by Damnata, I've always felt as though this was elusive from me.

But now, I am the host. And I crying... Bunny is crying!



Now, without further ado, let us formally open this year's awards ceremony.

The second post below contains all the award suggestions and nominations.

It will be edited from time to time to reflect the updated list of awards and nominees.

The award suggestions and nominations shall run from today until December 21, 2018 at 9:59 PM Hong Kong Time (+8).

The final list of awards and nominees shall be posted in another thread where people can formally vote.

The voting shall run from December 21, 2018 at 10:00 PM Hong Kong Time until December 28, 2018 at 9:59 PM Hong Kong Time.

The final results of the winners will be posted in the third and final thread containing all the results which will run from December 29, 2018 at 10:00 AM Hong Kong Time until New Year's Eve, 2019.

Are you guys excited?



I am... so let's begin!

Aww

You still think this is happening

AWARDS & NOMINEES

1. Biggest Troll

-Arkansassy

-TheRabbit

-GemLover

-awesomeyo

-Patchyhexagon

-aneema

-kitten

-spacebird

2. Nicest User

-ACSquarePluto

-LostInMyMind

-SpaceBird

-tiziani

-sierra

-Anothertaurusguyreturns

-Ellygant

-ursamediocre

3. Biggest Try-Hard

-TheRabbit

-sierra

-aneema

-tiziani

-venusaquarius

-emhendo

-rejuvenatedheart

-ixion

-arielle83

4. Drama Queen of the Year

-HeavyEntertainmentShow

-ands

-posthuman

5. User Most Likely Blocked

-TodaysRap

-_gg

-Arkansassy

-aneema

6. User with the Longest Block List

-BlackMamba

-HeavyEntertainmentShow

7. Most Racist Clit

-BlackMamba

-heavyentertainement show

8. Prettiest Face

-Nanobot

-Teena

-halalbae

-GC07

-BlueFroggie

-Smidge

-Romz

-SpaceBird

-LadyNeptune

-ACSquarePluto

-fawne

-donumdei

9. Best Click-Bait Poster

-BlackMamba

-DonJohnson

10. Trainwreck Thread of the Year

-DXP Awards 2018

11. World's Okayest Dad

-hydorah

-ands

12. User Who'll Most Likely Post a Thread while taking a bath

-PostHuman

-Dazed

13. Best Fire Sign Guy

-thesag

14. Best Fire Sign Girl

-Ram416

-RooSagicorn

15. Best Earth Sign Guy

-gobby

-deadinside

-taurusbigbull

16. Best Earth Sign Girl

-brzzz

-All the Ladies of the Virgo Board

-Sunsetvirgo

-Andalusia

-fawne

17. Best Air Sign Guy

-aerialview

18. Best Air Sign Girl

-nanobot

-justagirl

-acsquarepluto

19. Best Water Sign Guy

-hydorah

-Dreamyboy

- nelsonscorpmento

20. Best Water Sign Girl

-nemdeux

-Uglygirlnextdoor

-Moonbutter

-Fisk

-Phoenixrising

-Ellygant

21. User Most Missed

-EverEvolvingEpithet

- the old ands

-james_tate

-fantum

-GeminiMind

-Terraminelightvoid

-MyStarsShine

-P-Angel

-risesafterall

22. DXP Jester

- Proper Noun

- MephistoZap

- Lostinmymind11

-brzzz

--ellllllllle

-Gemitati

-ands

-spacebird

-DJ

-hydorah

23. Most Random User

-deadinside

-brzzzz

-HeartofTopaz

-Smidge

-aneema

24. DXP Sweetheart

-LethalFanthasia

-PrincePisces

-Nikkistar

-Uglygirlnextdoor

25. Best Newbie

-aneema

-Boots1313

-acsquarepluto

26. DXP Queen

-fknmeow

-Gemitati

27. DXP King

-Mr_Pinchy

-hydorah

-ursamediocre

28. Most Loyal Friend

-aerialview

29. Spunkiest User

-LadyNeptune

-Nikkistar

-CC

-Alicia

-madhatter

30. User who Deserves the Biggest Pizza Slice

-Uglygirlnextdoor

-BlackMamba

31. Most Interesting Sock Puppet Account

-brzzz

-cloudy

-coochiecoochiecoo

32. Most Thorough Advice Award

-Chuck

-Ellygant

33. User with the Most Deletes / User who Drove us Crazy for Their Frequent Deletions

-Mad Hatter

-ands

-AneemA11

-fknmeow

34. The "Carl Sagan" Award for Most Informative User

-seraph

-BlackMamba

35. Most Irritaining Dxp User

-HeavyEntertainmentShow

-Terraminelightvoid

-nikkistar

-the scorpio losers gang

36. Best in GIFs

-HeavyEntertainmentShow

-LethalFantasia

37.Best DXP Pet

-Rocket

-Chloe Ands the Kitty

-Heartoftopazz's Goat

38. Incel of the Year

-ands

39. Most Likely to Remain an Incel in 2019

-ands

39. Prettiest Tootoo

-Heartoftopazz

-missfisk

40. Favorite Frontpage Kookoo

-LostInMyMind11

-aneema

-spacebird

-arielle83

-blackmamba

41. User most likely to have a DXPers profile pic as their desktop wallpaper

42. DXP Awards' Most Entertaining Complainer

-BlackMamba

-heavy entertainment show

-ixion

43. The Electrodynamic Bag Award for the Science Guy of the Year

-Terraminelightvoid

-hydorah

44. Coolest Cat

-UrsaMediocre

45. DXP User Most Likely Commissioned By Duncan to Keep DXP Interesting

46. DXP User with the Most Shut-up Likes

^^Goodbye.

Posted by Soothsayer

Posted by firebunny

AWARDS & NOMINEES

1. Biggest Troll

2. Nicest User

3. Biggest Try-Hard

4. Drama Queen of the Year

5. User Most Likely Blocked

6. User with the Longest Block List

7. Most Racist Clit

8. Prettiest Face

-Nanobot

-Teena

-halalbae

-GC07

-BlueFroggie

-Smidge

-SpaceBird

9. Best Click-Baiter

10. Trainwreck Thread of the Year

11. World's Okayest Dad

12. User Who'll Most Likely Post a Thread while taking a bath

13. Best Fire Sign Guy

14. Best Fire Sign Girl

15. Best Earth Sign Guy

16. Best Earth Sign Girl

17. Best Air Sign Guy

18. Best Air Sign Girl

19. Best Water Sign Guy

20. Best Water Sign Girl

21. User Most Missed

22. DXP Jester

23. Most Random User

-deadinside

-brzzzz

-HeartofTopaz

-Smidge

24. DXP Sweetheart

25. Best Newbie

26. DXP Queen

27. DXP King

I thought the host wasn’t allowed to vote?

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nominating is different from voting 😉

Posted by -Romz-

Annnnnnnnd I never saw a better time to delete....

I was actually thinking of deleting as well...this place is 75% time-waster. Having something as unnecessary as an Awards thingo doesn't help.

Ah heck, I might just stop logging in.

This year's awards will be different from the previous years'...

Because the results will be entirely revealed... The nominees' number of votes shall be revealed even though they may not win the awards.

You may now nominate dxp users or suggest awards or both.

This will run until December 21, 2018 at 9:59 PM Hong Kong Time.

🙂

Posted by firebunny

This year's awards will be different from the previous years'...

Because the results will be entirely revealed... The nominees' number of votes shall be revealed even though they may not win the awards.

You may now nominate dxp users or suggest awards or both.

This will run until December 21, 2018 at 9:59 PM Hong Kong Time.

🙂

IIRC this was done before.

Aww you guys...he's trying.

Even though I don't participate in these things...thank you @firebunny for taking the time out to host the awards!

Romz, you're nominated for Prettiest Face. Don't delete just yet. Wouldn't you want to see yourself win such prestigious award?

Posted by Ram416

Posted by firebunny

This year's awards will be different from the previous years'...

Because the results will be entirely revealed... The nominees' number of votes shall be revealed even though they may not win the awards.

You may now nominate dxp users or suggest awards or both.

This will run until December 21, 2018 at 9:59 PM Hong Kong Time.

🙂

IIRC this was done before.

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Not in the last four years. This year's awards will be transparent so you'll see how many votes you got. Isn't that good? 🙂

Posted by LostinmyMind11

Aww you guys...he's trying.

Even though I don't participate in these things...thank you @firebunny for taking the time out to host the awards!

Thank you, LIMM. 🙂

Actually, I know that this will receive a lot of backlash. DXP Awards, year after year, always gets some backlash. It ain't DXP Awards if nobody's complainin'!

😛

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Ram416

Posted by firebunny

This year's awards will be different from the previous years'...

Because the results will be entirely revealed... The nominees' number of votes shall be revealed even though they may not win the awards.

You may now nominate dxp users or suggest awards or both.

This will run until December 21, 2018 at 9:59 PM Hong Kong Time.

🙂

IIRC this was done before.

Not in the last four years. This year's awards will be transparent so you'll see how many votes you got. Isn't that good? 🙂

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It would be good if I was interested. But I am not.

I just wanted to point out to you that you said this time will be different from the previous years' in that number of nominations can be seen per nominee - but looks like it's not much different from as far back as 5 years ago.

Posted by Ram416

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Ram416

Posted by firebunny

This year's awards will be different from the previous years'...

Because the results will be entirely revealed... The nominees' number of votes shall be revealed even though they may not win the awards.

You may now nominate dxp users or suggest awards or both.

This will run until December 21, 2018 at 9:59 PM Hong Kong Time.

🙂

IIRC this was done before.

Not in the last four years. This year's awards will be transparent so you'll see how many votes you got. Isn't that good? 🙂

It would be good if I was interested. But I am not.

I just wanted to point out to you that you said this time will be different from the previous years' in that number of nominations can be seen per nominee - but looks like it's not much different from as far back as 5 years ago.

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Ok then. It's just a matter of hermeneutics. I said "previous years" but not "all previous years." Anyhow, you are given until December 21 to suggest awards and nominate users. 🙂

Thanks for hosting 🎄

Posted by Uglygirlnextdoor

I’d like to suggest a “skinny legend” award and I know just the perfect nominee for it! 👀

"User who Deserves the Biggest Pizza Slice"?

Posted by AquaNextDoor

Thanks for hosting 🎄

Welcome 🙂

Posted by maiden

@firebunny hermewhuaaa?

hermeneutics - a branch of knowledge that deals with the interpretation of texts

Posted by LethalFantasia

OK some of you may think this is stupid but I really wanna win an award for the 3rd or 4th year in a row so it's actually super important so everyone make sure to vote. Kkbai.

I nominate you for DXP Sweetheart 🙂

Posted by LethalFantasia

Posted by firebunny

Posted by LethalFantasia

OK some of you may think this is stupid but I really wanna win an award for the 3rd or 4th year in a row so it's actually super important so everyone make sure to vote. Kkbai.

I nominate you for DXP Sweetheart 🙂

I mean, I do deserve it, obviously, I'm a Gemini, but come on now, that's not necessary

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YES YOU DESERVE IT. I HOPE YOU WIN. 😛

Posted by Uglygirlnextdoor

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Uglygirlnextdoor

I’d like to suggest a “skinny legend” award and I know just the perfect nominee for it! 👀

"User who Deserves the Biggest Pizza Slice"?

Yeah I want to nominate myself for that 😂

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Alright then. Anybody else you want to nominate for this award?

LOL

Posted by Uglygirlnextdoor

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Uglygirlnextdoor

I’d like to suggest a “skinny legend” award and I know just the perfect nominee for it! 👀

"User who Deserves the Biggest Pizza Slice"?

Yeah I want to nominate myself for that 😂

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Alright then. Anybody else you want to nominate for this award?

LOL

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

Most racist clit? Clit? 😁😂 Is there a most racist dick category?

Do you want nominations in thread or by DM, bunny?

What's DM?

Posted by Uglygirlnextdoor

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Uglygirlnextdoor

Posted by firebunny

Posted by Uglygirlnextdoor

I’d like to suggest a “skinny legend” award and I know just the perfect nominee for it! 👀

"User who Deserves the Biggest Pizza Slice"?

Yeah I want to nominate myself for that 😂

Alright then. Anybody else you want to nominate for this award?

LOL

Hmmmm nah, I want that pizza all to myself! 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

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ayyy lmao

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

Posted by firebunny

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

Most racist clit? Clit? 😁😂 Is there a most racist dick category?

Do you want nominations in thread or by DM, bunny?

What's DM?

Direct Message / Private Message

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Yes, you may send them through DMs/PMs. 🙂

Or you may post them here to produce traffic.

/commissioned by Duncan

After receiving about 5 DMs/PMs, the list of awards and nominations have been updated.

Keep the nominations coming, guys!

You have until December 21 or the end of Sag Season!

🍹

Lethalfantasia should def when DXP sweetheart.

prettiest face category needs acsquarepluto, fawne and donumdei

Although I'm not 100% sure we need this award

Who the fuck would nominate me as a sweetheart?

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

Posted by hydorah

prettiest face category needs acsquarepluto, fawne and donumdei

Although I'm not 100% sure we need this award

There’s also a lack of male nominees for that category.

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I would just win by a large margin bro

Posted by nikkistar

Who the fuck would nominate me as a sweetheart?

lol

new category: alt account that is more interesting than the original

Posted by nikkistar

Who the fuck would nominate me as a sweetheart?

Truckers 💚

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

Posted by rejuvenatedheart

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

Posted by hydorah

prettiest face category needs acsquarepluto, fawne and donumdei

Although I'm not 100% sure we need this award

There’s also a lack of male nominees for that category.

That's because 99% of y'all either don't post pics of your faces or you do and they're fugly

True. I thought there were a lot of lady boners for Neno2 though?

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Him thinking there is, does not make it true lol

Dude, this is beyond offensive, please remove it.

7. Most Racist Clit

-BlackMamba

Posted by Black-Mamba

Damn ther's atleast 3 beautiful Asian girls that kill that pretty category. I don't even see their names. I don't see my favorite Pisces. No black girls

Biased much and racist much.

What i do see is a few porky pigs , a few gonzos

Damn you crack me up lol

Posted by caIiber

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

Posted by rejuvenatedheart

Posted by Black-Mamba

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

Posted by caIiber

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

Posted by caIiber

these awards aren't even the tiniest bit legitimate... look who's hosting to begin with lmao

Maybe you could host a ‘legitimate’ version? Not sure what is illegitimate about it, it’s not serious.

it's completely biased. the awards were created waaaaaaayyyy back as something fun for the entire community. it's mutated into a giant circle-jerk year after year = not fun.

I don’t see how it can be a circle jerk since anyone can nominate and anyone can vote. Sure a clique could form to swing the votes but so what?

I want to nominate you for ugly thirsty man

Is there a category?

Dude unless he's DM'ed you a pic of him none of us have any idea what he looks like lmao

I have posted pics in the past. Thanks for your comment but there’s no need to stick up for me. She’s entitled to her opinion.

that's cc for you :/

moral of the story is, it's dxp. it's impossible to just be fair and good to each other (excluding the trolls). if you're here long enough, you'll see.

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Which is why the idea of an awards thingo is ludicrous.

😂😂😂😂😂

Some of you taking this as a serious thing...I can't!!

The ones who are crying the loudest are the most salty and it's hilarious....then to call others out for the way they look when they aren't any better inside and out..😂😂😂💀. Carry on.....

Look, the midget with the proclivity for talking to his wife with his hands, still got my name in his mouth.

Posted by GemLover

Posted by nikkistar

Look, the midget with the proclivity for talking to his wife with his hands, still got my name in his mouth.

Look. You crying about me calling your name just be happy you got nominated for something. You sure ain't a sweetheart. Witches can't be sweethearts. That's why I laugh so hard at your post. Firebunny must've been smoking some hard ass shit to categorize you as a sweetheart.

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Thanks for letting me live rent free.

Posted by Ooops

DXP AWARDS:

Where a WIN is really a LOSS.

HEY! I like my Aqua female of the year 2016 AND 2017 awards, the hard work and detail that went into the banners was no small feat.

SEE

Chuck should also get the most "thorough advice award". He goes all in on his advice on the Leo board. He seems to really try and help folks.

Posted by Ooops

Posted by justagirl

Posted by Ooops

DXP AWARDS:

Where a WIN is really a LOSS.

HEY! I like my Aqua female of the year 2016 AND 2017 awards, the hard work and detail that went into the banners was no small feat.

SEE

Well they look hideous.... jk. You get discount anywhere when you show them?

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It's the passes to the after dark DXP parties. I won't tell you what a else they "get" me.

Posted by justagirl

Posted by Ooops

DXP AWARDS:

Where a WIN is really a LOSS.

HEY! I like my Aqua female of the year 2016 AND 2017 awards, the hard work and detail that went into the banners was no small feat.

SEE

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I miss P Angel's sardonic ways...she gets the 2018 Posthumous Award in my book.

Posted by -Romz-

Posted by LostinmyMind11

😂😂😂😂😂

Some of you taking this as a serious thing...I can't!!

The ones who are crying the loudest are the most salty and it's hilarious....then to call others out for the way they look when they aren't any better inside and out..😂😂😂💀. Carry on.....

IKR!

Some uncouth mofos always gotta drag a Queen 💅🏼!

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder 👀

Last I checked....erryyybody loves bacon 🥓

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😂

I know I do 🙋 😉😘

Posted by heliumfiasco

Chuck should also get the most "thorough advice award". He goes all in on his advice on the Leo board. He seems to really try and help folks.

Agreed!

The user who has deleted the most 2018: mad hatter @Ooops 😜

Posted by -Romz-

Posted by LostinmyMind11

Posted by -Romz-

Posted by LostinmyMind11

😂😂😂😂😂

Some of you taking this as a serious thing...I can't!!

The ones who are crying the loudest are the most salty and it's hilarious....then to call others out for the way they look when they aren't any better inside and out..😂😂😂💀. Carry on.....

IKR!

Some uncouth mofos always gotta drag a Queen 💅🏼!

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder 👀

Last I checked....erryyybody loves bacon 🥓

😂

I know I do 🙋 😉😘

💀 I just want someone that sees the bacon in me ♥️😂

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#relationshipgoals 😂