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Posted by DamnataI wrote a Math journal in high school, would you believe that? It's still with me here. I'm keeping it.Posted by sierra_I was so over the top corny in middle school...until my mother found my diary and decided to read it in front of an audience with great humor.Posted by Damnatamakes me wonder if i've ever said or written anything romanticPosted by sierra_Which reminds me about that topic on Virgo writers I made a while ago that I need to update with quotes.Posted by Damnatavirgos are the true romantics of the zodiacPosted by Squished_MarshmallowIt's the other way around.Posted by DreamyboyAnd they say Pisceans are romantic!!Posted by Squished_MarshmallowIt's ok, I'll give her space. She's very Spacey and needs alot of alone time 😁 she'll pop up eventuallyPosted by DreamyboyPosted by Squished_MarshmallowThat's what I'm saying because I thought surely AD had it!! Where is Teena? She's awfully quiet and I miss her I think she's mad at me for whatever reason again 😢Posted by DreamyboyPosted by DamnataWhaaaat I never expected to actually win
The "*Spacing out while watching two aliens make out in some moronic sci fi romcom*" awards:
Best Pisces Male:
@Dreamyboy
Best Pisces Female:
@PiscoSour
I can't believe you won! I mean yeah I can believe but tough competition!!!
Congrats!
Oh you had all the girls voting for you I think? Lol
Teena? Why don't you hit her up??
Lmao@whatever reason
Delusional Pisces
Smdh
And I'm sure I didn't do nothing wrong 😁😁
Only if Virgos were to realize this already smh
like how many more ridiculously sentimental writers should we cough up to prove this? lol
pisceans write stuff like gone girl i'm not even kidding 😆
My favorite romance quote comes from a Virgo. In fairness he was married to a Pisces so we can credit them for the inspiration.
but i am pretty sappy so.. lol
Since then I am still over the top corny but there's no written proof hopefully.click to expand
Posted by justagirlI'd have to see her though. So yeah Damnata, start hitting the gym!Posted by firebunnyShe gave you a hard on LOLOLPosted by justagirlThat slang of yours, I don't get it. I googled it and still don't get it.Posted by DamnataI think you just gave him a woody 😛Posted by firebunnyStop crushing my dreams.Posted by DamnataShut up, Damnata! We'll never be together!Posted by firebunnyLMAO that phrase reminded me of my Leo Moon ex.Posted by champrang3rsShe was stealing it away and I was like, okay fuck, it's all yours.Posted by firebunnyNow how is it stealing if you gave it away? 😛Posted by champrang3rsLol I was supposed to host but Damnata stole the rights from me. I gave it away, thinking, alright Bunny, focus on your job. At least somebody's taking over. All I really want is a good DXP Awards ceremony. LOL.Posted by firebunnySo why didn't you host if you have so much problems with how Nata is doing it?Posted by DamnataSEE THIS IS WHY I'M TELLING YOU DAMNATA TO SHOW THE FIGURES. YOU'RE A DAMN VIRGO BUT NO BREAKDOWN— YOU ARE FAILING ME IN THIS REGARD.Posted by champrang3rs1 vote.Posted by Dreamyboylol, I think it was a close tie between you and Nights. 😛Posted by Squished_MarshmallowThat's what I'm saying because I thought surely AD had it!! Where is Teena? She's awfully quiet and I miss her I think she's mad at me for whatever reason again 😢Posted by DreamyboyPosted by DamnataWhaaaat I never expected to actually win
The "*Spacing out while watching two aliens make out in some moronic sci fi romcom*" awards:
Best Pisces Male:
@Dreamyboy
Best Pisces Female:
@PiscoSour
I can't believe you won! I mean yeah I can believe but tough competition!!!
Congrats!
But since I'm a Libra Merc and that means I'm impartial, I'm saying you're definitely doing a great job, all things considered. Congrats!
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Or she can have baby fats though. I don't mind. But I still have to see. I'm a very visual person.
But my God, if she smells goood then everything won't matter!
Case to case basis.
But my God, if she smells goood then everything won't matter!
Case to case basis.
Posted by justagirlOn a second thought... I think I'm about to feel it. Damn.Posted by firebunnyShe gave you a hard on LOLOLPosted by justagirlThat slang of yours, I don't get it. I googled it and still don't get it.Posted by DamnataI think you just gave him a woody 😛Posted by firebunnyStop crushing my dreams.Posted by DamnataShut up, Damnata! We'll never be together!Posted by firebunnyLMAO that phrase reminded me of my Leo Moon ex.Posted by champrang3rsShe was stealing it away and I was like, okay fuck, it's all yours.Posted by firebunnyNow how is it stealing if you gave it away? 😛Posted by champrang3rsLol I was supposed to host but Damnata stole the rights from me. I gave it away, thinking, alright Bunny, focus on your job. At least somebody's taking over. All I really want is a good DXP Awards ceremony. LOL.Posted by firebunnySo why didn't you host if you have so much problems with how Nata is doing it?Posted by DamnataSEE THIS IS WHY I'M TELLING YOU DAMNATA TO SHOW THE FIGURES. YOU'RE A DAMN VIRGO BUT NO BREAKDOWN— YOU ARE FAILING ME IN THIS REGARD.Posted by champrang3rs1 vote.Posted by Dreamyboylol, I think it was a close tie between you and Nights. 😛Posted by Squished_MarshmallowThat's what I'm saying because I thought surely AD had it!! Where is Teena? She's awfully quiet and I miss her I think she's mad at me for whatever reason again 😢Posted by DreamyboyPosted by DamnataWhaaaat I never expected to actually win
The "*Spacing out while watching two aliens make out in some moronic sci fi romcom*" awards:
Best Pisces Male:
@Dreamyboy
Best Pisces Female:
@PiscoSour
I can't believe you won! I mean yeah I can believe but tough competition!!!
Congrats!
But since I'm a Libra Merc and that means I'm impartial, I'm saying you're definitely doing a great job, all things considered. Congrats!
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The only award I am going to have a bitch fit about if I tie is shit-stirrer. That is, if I win. Who knows if I will. lol
Posted by nikkistarThat would be epic. 3 awards shared? With 2 alone, that's already funny. I still can't believe elle tied up with you. I understand GC tying up with you but elle—
The only award I am going to have a bitch fit about if I tie is shit-stirrer. That is, if I win. Who knows if I will. lol
Posted by nikkistarLol shit-stirring over the shit-stirrer award
The only award I am going to have a bitch fit about if I tie is shit-stirrer. That is, if I win. Who knows if I will. lol
Posted by SkiesAfireThe mark of a true shit-stirrer 😈Posted by nikkistarLol shit-stirring over the shit-stirrer award
The only award I am going to have a bitch fit about if I tie is shit-stirrer. That is, if I win. Who knows if I will. lolclick to expand
Posted by SkiesAfireShe’s dedicatedPosted by nikkistarLol shit-stirring over the shit-stirrer award
The only award I am going to have a bitch fit about if I tie is shit-stirrer. That is, if I win. Who knows if I will. lolclick to expand
Posted by nikkistarYou're actually more like the nemesis of a shit-stirrer. The way you handled DonJohn and CC were epic. I hadn't had a great laugh on DXP since 2013. Lol. I still remember you telling CC to ride on your dick. That was hilarious.Posted by SkiesAfireThe mark of a true shit-stirrer 😈Posted by nikkistarLol shit-stirring over the shit-stirrer award
The only award I am going to have a bitch fit about if I tie is shit-stirrer. That is, if I win. Who knows if I will. lolclick to expand
Now where's LadyNeptune? I like her as well.
Posted by brianafayPosted by SkiesAfireShe’s dedicatedPosted by nikkistarLol shit-stirring over the shit-stirrer award
The only award I am going to have a bitch fit about if I tie is shit-stirrer. That is, if I win. Who knows if I will. lolclick to expand
Posted by subscribeWere you talking to me?
I know that strategy of yours. You take advantage of the fact that people here are contrarian. When they see something is presented in a positive light they have to point out the negatives to balance things out. So you hype someone up demonstrably in a way that’s borderline overbearing and wait for ppl to rush in and prove you wrong.
I remember that one time you beefed with cc and made an appreciation thread for her. It was practically an open field for ppl to hate on her
I genuinely like Nikkistar. CC too. I don't really intend things the way you think they are.
Posted by subscribe
But that wouldn’t work on nikkistar because she’s self deprecating
I never had a beef with CC.
Cloud-stirrer vs Hucklenikki
Random beef of the year award
Random beef of the year award
Also, I don't think I'll ever have a beef with nikkistar. She'll always get my approval. She's the most level-headed girl on here. And I like that.
The "I laugh at my own jokes in the mirror with no audience" aka The Best Sense of Humor award:
@lANDSl
@lANDSl
Posted by subscribeThe fence-moon wars awardPosted by SkiesAfireThere’s no such thing as beef between libra moons
Cloud-stirrer vs Hucklenikki
Random beef of the year awardclick to expand
Posted by DamnataYay! One award for Leo Moons!
The "I laugh at my own jokes in the mirror with no audience" aka The Best Sense of Humor award:
@lANDSl
Congrats, Ands! You totally rock! 😄
You have to make a speech, dude.
Posted by firebunny"LOL @ Shared awards. I win solo again."Posted by DamnataYay! One award for Leo Moons!
The "I laugh at my own jokes in the mirror with no audience" aka The Best Sense of Humor award:
@lANDSl
Congrats, Ands! You totally rock! 😄
You have to make a speech, dude.click to expand
Posted by subscribeIt might not be your moon but something else. #immaturityPosted by SkiesAfireThere’s no such thing as beef between libra moons
Cloud-stirrer vs Hucklenikki
Random beef of the year awardclick to expand
But you'll get a pass from me, you're still a minor.
PA's avi!!!!!!!!!! very nice from yall. makes me smile.
Posted by subscribeI'm not being creative. I'm saying it as a concerned person. You're not seeing yourself being envious of Nikkistar but I do. Anyway, I see you're progressing as time goes on. I think it's your exposure to adults here on this site. Well done.Posted by firebunnyYou’ll have to be more creative. The minor shtick is getting oldPosted by subscribeIt might not be your moon but something else. #immaturityPosted by SkiesAfireThere’s no such thing as beef between libra moons
Cloud-stirrer vs Hucklenikki
Random beef of the year award
But you'll get a pass from me, you're still a minor.click to expand
Posted by DamnataLOL you used the picture.
The "Oh yes, honey, I'm a guru" aka Wisest user award:
@Chuckcem
Posted by DamnataI don't remember but I probably voted for hydorah for this award. LOL.
The "Oh yes, honey, I'm a guru" aka Wisest user award:
@Chuckcem
Posted by SkiesAfireI could not pass up on this one. It's perfect.Posted by DamnataLOL you used the picture.
The "Oh yes, honey, I'm a guru" aka Wisest user award:
@Chuckcemclick to expand
Posted by GC02I feel offended that you're passing it on to a girl but not to me. I guess Damnata is right after all. I have zero game in women. *shrugs*Posted by nikkistarNormally I only spam Andsi’s inbox with ass pics, but for you babe I’ll make an exception. 😘😆🤣Posted by DamnataI demand ass pics from @GC02
The "Sacrificial Lamb" aka Newbie of the year award.
Arkansassy almost had it, alas...
@nikkistar
@GC02click to expand
Posted by firebunnyMy plastic penis > your real twinkiePosted by GC02I feel offended that you're passing it on to a girl but not to me. I guess Damnata is right after all. I have zero game in women. *shrugs*Posted by nikkistarNormally I only spam Andsi’s inbox with ass pics, but for you babe I’ll make an exception. 😘😆🤣Posted by DamnataI demand ass pics from @GC02
The "Sacrificial Lamb" aka Newbie of the year award.
Arkansassy almost had it, alas...
@nikkistar
@GC02click to expand
Posted by nikkistarLmao.Posted by firebunnyMy plastic penis > your real twinkiePosted by GC02I feel offended that you're passing it on to a girl but not to me. I guess Damnata is right after all. I have zero game in women. *shrugs*Posted by nikkistarNormally I only spam Andsi’s inbox with ass pics, but for you babe I’ll make an exception. 😘😆🤣Posted by DamnataI demand ass pics from @GC02
The "Sacrificial Lamb" aka Newbie of the year award.
Arkansassy almost had it, alas...
@nikkistar
@GC02click to expand
I can see you fucking both CC and DJ.
Posted by Damnata
The "Sorry I fucked all your friends, I was just trying to get your attention somehow.. btw, billy's bigger" awards:
Best Sagittarius Male:
@TheSag
Best Sagittarius Female:
@brianafay
First I wanna thank myself for being sensitive, humble and sexy. Then I wanna thank myself for being grounded, while always giving astrological advice to any dxp user who needs help, always caring for any woman here that looks like a 11 in a 1-10 scale of personality. I also wanna thank my personal hero and inspirational mentor Firebunny! And I wanna thank my parents for going at it 30+.......uh 25 years ago.
Oh and last but not least I wanna thank all my dxp fans who voted for me, all 2 of them!!
Love you! 🙂
Posted by TheSagWe needed an award for "Most likely to never slip out of character" for your sarcasm alone.Posted by Damnata
The "Sorry I fucked all your friends, I was just trying to get your attention somehow.. btw, billy's bigger" awards:
Best Sagittarius Male:
@TheSag
Best Sagittarius Female:
@brianafay
First I wanna thank myself for being sensitive, humble and sexy. Then I wanna thank myself for being grounded, while always giving astrological advice to any dxp user who needs help, always caring for any woman here that looks like a 11 in a 1-10 scale of personality. I also wanna thank my personal hero and inspirational mentor Firebunny! And I wanna thank my parents for going at it 30+.......uh 25 years ago.
Oh and last but not least I wanna thank all my dxp fans who voted for me, all 2 of them!!
Love you! 🙂
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Posted by TheSagLOL @ 2 votes. You won by a mile. Congrats!Posted by Damnata
The "Sorry I fucked all your friends, I was just trying to get your attention somehow.. btw, billy's bigger" awards:
Best Sagittarius Male:
@TheSag
Best Sagittarius Female:
@brianafay
First I wanna thank myself for being sensitive, humble and sexy. Then I wanna thank myself for being grounded, while always giving astrological advice to any dxp user who needs help, always caring for any woman here that looks like a 11 in a 1-10 scale of personality. I also wanna thank my personal hero and inspirational mentor Firebunny! And I wanna thank my parents for going at it 30+.......uh 25 years ago.
Oh and last but not least I wanna thank all my dxp fans who voted for me, all 2 of them!!
Love you! 🙂
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Posted by DamnataI thought I was gonna win this award but lost it on the very person I've been rooting for to win the awards and then this happens to be her only award she doesn't share with anybody—
The "You seem real, but am I?" award for Troll of the Year
@nikkistar
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Posted by LePetitFiskAnd here are our personalities in real life. Look at that little hotty filipina fishPosted by AstrobynSitting here with my date, @TheSag , looking like Britney and Justin.
I miss how the Venusian ran the show, I feel like 2017 will be known as the year everyone wore denim.
@tiziani
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Posted by firebunnyPosted by DamnataI thought I was gonna win this award but lost it on the very person I've been rooting for to win the awards and then this happens to be her only award she doesn't share with anybody—
The "You seem real, but am I?" award for Troll of the Year
@nikkistar
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuckclick to expand
Posted by DamnataHahaha thanks!
The "Oh yes, honey, I'm a guru" aka Wisest user award:
@Chuckcem
Posted by firebunnyI don't know about that, I am just humble and happy!!Posted by TheSagLOL @ 2 votes. You won by a mile. Congrats!Posted by Damnata
The "Sorry I fucked all your friends, I was just trying to get your attention somehow.. btw, billy's bigger" awards:
Best Sagittarius Male:
@TheSag
Best Sagittarius Female:
@brianafay
First I wanna thank myself for being sensitive, humble and sexy. Then I wanna thank myself for being grounded, while always giving astrological advice to any dxp user who needs help, always caring for any woman here that looks like a 11 in a 1-10 scale of personality. I also wanna thank my personal hero and inspirational mentor Firebunny! And I wanna thank my parents for going at it 30+.......uh 25 years ago.
Oh and last but not least I wanna thank all my dxp fans who voted for me, all 2 of them!!
Love you! 🙂
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Thank you 🙂
Posted by DamnataThat sounds great.Posted by TheSagWe needed an award for "Most likely to never slip out of character" for your sarcasm alone.Posted by Damnata
The "Sorry I fucked all your friends, I was just trying to get your attention somehow.. btw, billy's bigger" awards:
Best Sagittarius Male:
@TheSag
Best Sagittarius Female:
@brianafay
First I wanna thank myself for being sensitive, humble and sexy. Then I wanna thank myself for being grounded, while always giving astrological advice to any dxp user who needs help, always caring for any woman here that looks like a 11 in a 1-10 scale of personality. I also wanna thank my personal hero and inspirational mentor Firebunny! And I wanna thank my parents for going at it 30+.......uh 25 years ago.
Oh and last but not least I wanna thank all my dxp fans who voted for me, all 2 of them!!
Love you! 🙂
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But I am just being........me. 🙂
Posted by nikkistarnot even a shut up like. i like you too much. LOL. at least ands gets an award for the leo moons. that alone makes me happy.Posted by firebunnyPosted by DamnataI thought I was gonna win this award but lost it on the very person I've been rooting for to win the awards and then this happens to be her only award she doesn't share with anybody—
The "You seem real, but am I?" award for Troll of the Year
@nikkistar
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuckclick to expand
Posted by LePetitFisk....or like white bread, jam and white cheese...awesome!Posted by TheSagDamn we hot. We go together like tuna tartare and ketchup. And obviously channeling my Scorpio moon with that tacky asf leopard top and black tutu.Posted by LePetitFiskAnd here are our personalities in real life. Look at that little hotty filipina fishPosted by AstrobynSitting here with my date, @TheSag , looking like Britney and Justin.
I miss how the Venusian ran the show, I feel like 2017 will be known as the year everyone wore denim.
@tiziani
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Yeah scorpio moon, leopard and channeling.......just look at your legs honey!
The keyboard warriors award aka the Biggest DXP Feud
@nikkistar
@DonJohn (I know he deleted but I cannot rob Cancers of their rightful joint win)
@nikkistar
@DonJohn (I know he deleted but I cannot rob Cancers of their rightful joint win)
The "what is that, some kinda fuckin star or somethin?"aka "People are still waiting on those readings" award:
@Squished_Marshmallow
@Squished_Marshmallow
Posted by Damnata😈
The keyboard warriors award aka the Biggest DXP Feud
@nikkistar
@DonJohn (I know he deleted but I cannot rob Cancers of their rightful joint win)
The "I wake up very early in the morning to make sure no one of DXP forgot about me" award aka Biggest TryHard award:
@ItsMeRoman
@ItsMeRoman
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