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@Arielle83
that's Sunny in her heyday.......you don't wanna see her now, believe me.
that's Sunny in her heyday.......you don't wanna see her now, believe me.
Posted by Arielle83......sure, or piss them off. Whichever works lol.
Omg terramine and gemitati haaa
Do I get water gun cuz I like to piss on ppl?
Gemitati was a no-brainer lol, but CC is the one that cracked me up the most. It's too damn bad they didn't capitalize on Alicia Fox's crazy gimmick.
Posted by RavishingI thought he was a guy.......but since you wanna go Melina, "she" is closer to the early feral version.
Dastardly LOL
Posted by SendInTheClowns
OH EM GEE!!
Why am I both Randy and Dolph?
Triple H isn't right for you, J. I bring you 'The Gift of Y2Jelle', drink it in maaaaaaaaan!
You sneaky mofo!!! I'm gonna put that in.
And erm......you know you could've asked me that in person, I'm like in the next room
Posted by RavishingYeah it's gewwwwwd, let's get Rated R like her boy Xavier Wood.
blackphase
@ravishing help me out here, I can't figure out who to assign this one to.
I suppose Patterson and Brisco could've been Ands and Firebunny.
I suppose Patterson and Brisco could've been Ands and Firebunny.
@LePetitFisk
and they're both Pisces lmao
and they're both Pisces lmao
Dibs on Macho Man Randy Savage 😆
Posted by RavishingI know but Mae Young was a much more perfect fit.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
@ravishing help me out here, I can't figure out who to assign this one to.
I suppose Patterson and Brisco could've been Ands and Firebunny.
That would be Gemitati
*giggles*click to expand
Need I say more?
Posted by norelationshipgoalsStay away from heights
I am Owen Hart
Omg I laughed so hard 😆 😆
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowlmaoooo.... omg! you know everyone takes me as being a dominant and i am as meek as can be in bed lol... but to the outside world im a beast hahahaha... ill take it, ill whoop that ass ayyyye lol
*DISCLAIMER*
No mean-spirited ribbing intended, this is pure satire. Feel free to make your own contributions on which superstars, past or present, your fellow DXPers really are like.
Effy - Rico (duuuuuuuuuh!)
@CaramelizedCoffee - "crazy" Alicia Fox (just a random thought.....)
Hydorah - Zeb Colter (same age bracket)
@Soul - Undertaker (ooooh mysterious!)
@Prince_Pisces - Sasha Banks (cuz he's fabulous!!!)
Gemitati - Mae Young (oh how fitting)
Queenlicia - Beth Phoenix (she has big teeth)
Terramine - Hornswoggle (the resemblance is uncanny, total Mini Me)
Busyeyes - Steph McJugs (or at least what she wants to be)
Ands - Gillberg (self-explanatory)
@Firebunny - Damien Sandow (I wonder why........)
Cloudy - Emma (hey it could've been a lot worse)
@LittleFairy - Jillian Hall (fruitloop lol)
Arielle - Sunny (she likes to sit on people's faces)
MagicMona - Luna Vachon (needs no explanation)
Jed - Ziggler/Orton (because he's a physically gifted show-off)
H.E.S. - Chris Jericho (several gelatinous tapeworms have told me over the years that I remind them of heel Jericho)
the Gift of Jelle, drink it in maaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!
@LePetitFisk - Gail Kim (and not because they're both Asian, but they're both Fishes)
Dastardly - Melina (draw your own conclusions)
@tiziani - Steve Blackman (both men of few words)
@LePewp - The Crock (I just came from the bathroom, and phewwww you should've smelled what he was cookin!)
@Mr_Pinchy - the Nacho Mayun
@TheTinMan - Ahmed Johnson (I guess he wants that mouth-to-mouth from Goldust...any dibs on him?)
@blvckphase - Paige (because.......ask Effy.......)
@TaurusInShania - Shaniqua (because.......uh.......DUUUUUUUH!!!)
Posted by RavishingME TOO HAHAHA...
OH MY GOD I am fucking dead @TaurusInShania being Shaniqua. LOL.
it had me laughing watching the clip.
Posted by RavishingI was gonna go with Jacqueline, but for some reason Shaniqua felt more right to me.
OH MY GOD I am fucking dead @TaurusInShania being Shaniqua. LOL.
OMG I WANT ONE!
Is there a basic librarian type wrestler out there for my spirit animal?
Is there a basic librarian type wrestler out there for my spirit animal?
Posted by AndalusiaSure there is. Ivory
OMG I WANT ONE!
Is there a basic librarian type wrestler out there for my spirit animal?
The second one is her reaction to the Gemitati granny going wild & exposing her (prosthetics) breasts on live tv. She was a very reluctant participant to that live swimsuit contest and she campaigned against "scantily clad women" who, she believes, cheapened the WWF product by cheapening themselves. And she started dressing like a librarian.
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowFuck Yas!Posted by AndalusiaSure there is. Ivory
OMG I WANT ONE!
Is there a basic librarian type wrestler out there for my spirit animal?
The second one is her reaction to the Gemitati granny going wild & exposing her (prosthetics) breasts on live tv. She was a very reluctant participant to that live swimsuit contest and she campaigned against "scantily clad women" who, she believes, cheapened the WWF product by cheapening themselves. And she started dressing like a librarian.click to expand
Posted by RavishingLita & Trish kicked serious ass. All the chicks here got no game. The shoes don't fit.
Who would be my queen Trish?!
And what about Lita?
Posted by LePetitFiskVid or it didn't happen.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowIs she scratching an itch? ...cause i can def do it much bettter.
@LePetitFisk
and they're both Pisces lmao
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Posted by Prince_PiscesCesaro.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowWho is that in the cape though?
*DISCLAIMER*
Hydorah - Zeb Colter (same age bracket)
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Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowI'm No where near sassy enough.
*DISCLAIMER*
No mean-spirited ribbing intended, this is pure satire. Feel free to make your own contributions on which superstars, past or present, your fellow DXPers really are like.
@LittleFairy - Jillian Hall (fruitloop lol)
the Gift of Jelle, drink it in maaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!
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Do you ever get micro orgasm all of a sudden remembering what he/she said?
Who came up with this nonsense that there are no stupid questions—
Like when you making food and someone asks 'are you going to eat'?
No! I am going to experiment shoving it up my ass!
Or when you asleep coming into your face asking 'are you sle
Food. If you had one meal left what would it be?
I can’t decide.
How do you feel about it? At what age is it unacceptable? I feel that it's not acceptable at any age & it's weird and disturbing. If you don't see anything wrong with it what is your reason for doing it and what made you start doing it?
What do you do when you want a fresh new start in life? Disappointed with the past and i just want to start over
http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/05/slutty-women-dont-end-up-single-and-alone-actually-6978986/
“I do not know where the traditional advice that having sex with a man will make him disappear came from, but I can only assume that it singularly applies to peop
Come on guys its true. It must be a cultural thing, ebonys seem to have more swagger,more soul and emotion, they dance than white guys. I could kill for having that footwork:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81NpdkTcMAE
What's wrong with you youth?
Why are you seeking validation?
And often from people who are arrogant, cocky, ugly and plain stupid?
God had created you the way you are.
You look in the mirror and don't like something - OMG! - it's a XXI Century!
My coworker at my new job - I decided to label her a Taurus even though I still dont know.
I came into this job positive and full force as I can feel this has been the most positive job I have ever had and I can feel it only going up from here.
Bac
gemitati said she likes hydorah
hydorah posted a thread about gemitati
Aside from exams and interviews of course.
They seem to evade questions ALL THE FRIGGIN' TIME.
I want a life of simplicity
Of peace and felicity
Away from complexity
And webs of intricacy
But I'm competitive
I won't settle with
Good, old mediocrity
Just to be happy
A person of irony
That's who I am
A guy so lazy
But can be so dreamy
Rules:
-voluntarily mispell some words (bonus points if it turns into another word)
ex: "eat your mice cream"
-occasionally end the post with a question mark for no reason (or other creative punctuation)
ex: "I know you can't strive a car ?"
-interje
I always thought sag was a bad combo for me because I could just never understand them or them understand me....
I've changed my mind.
🤯
You're complaining about your life now? Well, take a look at the year 1918.
Katie Hopkins. You pocketed his money, you profited from his Oscars and you took what he gave. You are #Weinstein. One & all.
I can't believe no one suspected. I can't believe all those powerful people couldn't handle something like this.
His wife
What do you think will annoy Damnata? The chick is Virgo Sun - Virgo Mercury so it's kinda easy to annoy her.
Would you come to its rescue—
@_@
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4629337/twerking-teen-shakes-up-tv-talent-show-with-an-outrageous-dance-routine-cheered-on-by-her-dad/
TWERKING UP A STORMTwerking teen sparks furious debate after shaking up TV Talent show with an outrageous dance routine
No mean-spirited ribbing intended, this is pure satire. Feel free to make your own contributions on which superstars, past or present, your fellow DXPers really are like.
Effy - Rico (duuuuuuuuuh!)
@CaramelizedCoffee - "crazy" Alicia Fox (just a random thought.....)
Hydorah - Zeb Colter (same age bracket)
@Soul - Undertaker (ooooh mysterious!)
@Prince_Pisces - Sasha Banks (cuz he's fabulous!!!)
Gemitati - Mae Young (oh how fitting)
Queenlicia - Beth Phoenix (she has big teeth)
@Terramine - Hornswoggle (the resemblance is uncanny, total Mini Me)
Busyeyes - Steph McJugs (or at least what she wants to be)
Ands - Gillberg (self-explanatory)
@Firebunny - Damien Sandow (I wonder why........)
Cloudy - Emma (hey it could've been a lot worse)
@LittleFairy - Jillian Hall (fruitloop lol)
Arielle - Sunny (she likes to sit on people's faces)
MagicMona - Luna Vachon (needs no explanation)
Jed - Ziggler/Orton (because he's a physically gifted show-off)
H.E.S. - Chris Jericho (several gelatinous tapeworms have told me over the years that I remind them of heel Jericho)
the Gift of Jelle, drink it in maaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!
@LePetitFisk - Gail Kim (and not because they're both Asian, but they're both Fishes)
Dastardly - Melina (draw your own conclusions)
@tiziani - Steve Blackman (both men of few words)
@LePewp - The Crock (I just came from the bathroom, and phewwww you should've smelled what he was cookin!)
@Mr_Pinchy - the Nacho Mayun
@TheTinMan - Ahmed Johnson (I guess he wants that mouth-to-mouth from Goldust...any dibs on him?)
@blvckphase - Paige (because.......ask Effy.......)
@TaurusInShania - Shaniqua (because.......uh.......DUUUUUUUH!!!)