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@Drogan

What's your sign, by the way? 😄
And while your at it, list your time of birth and place of birth. All these girls need to run synastry on you.
Idk about birthplace, but I was born 9/5/93... Lets go with Midwest, USA
These girls need you to tell them a city, and your time of birth. Then you will get pm's filled with stuff like

Jupiter conjuct venus retrograding with your sun, aspecting your mars = YOU'RE MY SOULMATE

See how that works?




Juat Let the girls have fun😀😂

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I am! I am trying to get the deets for them!

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Posted by Drogan
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Posted by Harukka
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Posted by Drogan
Posted by nikkistar
Posted by sakuraflowers
@Drogan

What's your sign, by the way? 😄
And while your at it, list your time of birth and place of birth. All these girls need to run synastry on you.
Idk about birthplace, but I was born 9/5/93... Lets go with Midwest, USA
These girls need you to tell them a city, and your time of birth. Then you will get pm's filled with stuff like

Jupiter conjuct venus retrograding with your sun, aspecting your mars = YOU'RE MY SOULMATE

See how that works?




Juat Let the girls have fun😀😂


I am! I am trying to get the deets for them!





Does this work instead?

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HAVE AT IT GIRLS HAVE FUN!
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oh wait, are you jed?
Lol, was trying to mix it up for a wedding, 😅
@hydorah

No, Jed is @sendintheclowns
I know but I wouldn't put it past jedremix to have more accounts
I thought you were making a joke about my second picture, lol. I took it that Jed was short for Jedediah, which is a name usually associated with amish people, and I had an amish vibe in that picture. I'm pretty new to this site. about 3-4 months is my dxp age
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Jethro, actually. He's British.

And of course the old fart up there would accuse others of catfishing or having alts, since having a life or a partner is a foreign concept to him. Can't possibly fathom what he can't relate to. Or maybe it's the losers he associates himself with like Ands and Cloudy.
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Posted by Fortuna
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Posted by hydorah
oh wait, are you jed?
Lol, was trying to mix it up for a wedding, 😅
@hydorah

No, Jed is @sendintheclowns
I know but I wouldn't put it past jedremix to have more accounts
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LOL of course you'd say that, since having a life or a partner is a foreign concept to you. Can't possibly fathom what you can't relate to. Then again looking at the alt-queen losers you associate yourself with.......Ands and Cloudy.

Boy.........are you ever in the right company. Talk about bottom of the barrel.
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We're totally twinflames, beefcake.

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oh shit, you complete each other
You're gonna officiate our wedding and then honeymoon in your Caribbean palace... or whats left standing after Maria.



it will be a sandal wedding


"With this chancla, I thee wed..."

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Obviously I'm officiating this.
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You should audition for a new Supernatural spin-off/prequel, young Bobby Singer.

Wait, oh my effin god look at this uncanniness!!! And you're both Leos.

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Quit being a homo and perving on my pic
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Yeah no, I'm into super-fit young demigods, not 40+ unattractive fat men. But keep believing otherwise, whatever gets your juices going.

PS: I'm not the one liplocking with Crowley.

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That looks a helluva lot like you......just sayin...... don't raise the homo alarm on others until you're ready to fess up yerself, scunner.
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We're totally twinflames, beefcake.

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I do always find myself highly attracted to Pisces women, ;P Those awe-provoking eyes you Pisces women have always bewitch me
You're so sweet. I hope you dont mind rubbing Bengay on my athritis and putting my dentures in a cup of water a few years from now.


hahahaha, not at all. I'd rub the heck out of you with that Bengay

#DXPCoupleOfTheYear

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lol



fisk got hitched.
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Posted by sakuraflowers
Posted by Drogan
Posted by LePetitFisk
Posted by Drogan
Posted by LePetitFisk
Posted by Drogan
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We're totally twinflames, beefcake.

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I do always find myself highly attracted to Pisces women, ;P Those awe-provoking eyes you Pisces women have always bewitch me
You're so sweet. I hope you dont mind rubbing Bengay on my athritis and putting my dentures in a cup of water a few years from now.


hahahaha, not at all. I'd rub the heck out of you with that Bengay

#DXPCoupleOfTheYear


lol



fisk got hitched.
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Older woman and younger man.......hot 😛
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Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by Supes
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Posted by Sssupes
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You should audition for a new Supernatural spin-off/prequel, young Bobby Singer.

Wait, oh my effin god look at this uncanniness!!! And you're both Leos.

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Quit being a homo and perving on my pic
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Yeah no, I'm into super-fit young demigods, not 40+ unattractive fat men. But keep believing otherwise, whatever gets your juices going.

PS: I'm not the one liplocking with Crowley.

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That looks a helluva lot like you......just sayin...... don't raise the homo alarm on others until you're ready to fess up yerself, scunner.
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Very harsh 😐
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lisabeth
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Posted by sakuraflowers
Posted by Drogan
Posted by LePetitFisk
Posted by Drogan
Posted by LePetitFisk
Posted by Drogan
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We're totally twinflames, beefcake.

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I do always find myself highly attracted to Pisces women, ;P Those awe-provoking eyes you Pisces women have always bewitch me
You're so sweet. I hope you dont mind rubbing Bengay on my athritis and putting my dentures in a cup of water a few years from now.


hahahaha, not at all. I'd rub the heck out of you with that Bengay

#DXPCoupleOfTheYear


lol



fisk got hitched.
Older woman and younger man.......hot 😛
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lol shes not that much older though and fisk looks young.

and he looks like very mature manly man. so MATCH!!!
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Posted by sakuraflowers
I think it may be possibly be up to a 10 year or more difference. 🤔


12


Tiny gap 😛
He seems like a very nice and sweet man, and no doubt good looking. I was just teasing, he wouldnt want an ornery cat lady like me. lol

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Oh woman, he would! 😛

Take a look in the mirror 🙂
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hate taking photos, terrible at faking smiles. have really only been forced into it on group outings or by girlfriends, so have very few pics, and these are a few yrs old now, but here's almost the whole collection....

me on the right making the most awkward fake smile:

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looking greasy, with some strange creases in my neck, and one eye looking abnormally larger than the other:

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over a decade in the gym, still no muscle tone:

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my best fake smile ever, unfortunately pic came out blurry and I'm fat for the holidays:

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Don't really look all that different now, maybe a little leaner and typically have more facial hair. Below is my attempt at taking a selfie yesterday. Haven't seen myself looking like quite this much of a douche so that was interesting....

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showed the above pic to a lady friend last night and she told me I look like I'm super arrogant and in love with myself....really I was just attempting a smile....she did ask me to send it to her though lol...

pls help me looksmax...

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Posted by Metatron
hate taking photos, terrible at faking smiles. have really only been forced into it on group outings or by girlfriends, so have very few pics, and these are a few yrs old now, but here's almost the whole collection....

me on the right making the most awkward fake smile:

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looking greasy, with some strange creases in my neck, and one eye looking abnormally larger than the other:

Image Not Found

over a decade in the gym, still no muscle tone:

Image Not Found

my best fake smile ever, unfortunately pic came out blurry and I'm fat for the holidays:

Image Not Found

Don't really look all that different now, maybe a little leaner and typically have more facial hair. Below is my attempt at taking a selfie yesterday. Haven't seen myself looking like quite this much of a douche so that was interesting....

Image Not Found

showed the above pic to a lady friend last night and she told me I look like I'm super arrogant and in love with myself....really I was just attempting a smile....she did ask me to send it to her though lol...

pls help me looksmax...




You have a great body bro. How long have you been working out?

I want to post pics too but I'm lazy. Maybe tomorrow.
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Posted by Metatron
hate taking photos, terrible at faking smiles. have really only been forced into it on group outings or by girlfriends, so have very few pics, and these are a few yrs old now, but here's almost the whole collection....

me on the right making the most awkward fake smile:

Image Not Found

looking greasy, with some strange creases in my neck, and one eye looking abnormally larger than the other:

Image Not Found

over a decade in the gym, still no muscle tone:

Image Not Found

my best fake smile ever, unfortunately pic came out blurry and I'm fat for the holidays:

Image Not Found

Don't really look all that different now, maybe a little leaner and typically have more facial hair. Below is my attempt at taking a selfie yesterday. Haven't seen myself looking like quite this much of a douche so that was interesting....

Image Not Found

showed the above pic to a lady friend last night and she told me I look like I'm super arrogant and in love with myself....really I was just attempting a smile....she did ask me to send it to her though lol...

pls help me looksmax...




You have a great body bro. How long have you been working out?

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way too long....
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Posted by Metatron
Posted by firebunny
Posted by Metatron
hate taking photos, terrible at faking smiles. have really only been forced into it on group outings or by girlfriends, so have very few pics, and these are a few yrs old now, but here's almost the whole collection....

me on the right making the most awkward fake smile:

Image Not Found

looking greasy, with some strange creases in my neck, and one eye looking abnormally larger than the other:

Image Not Found

over a decade in the gym, still no muscle tone:

Image Not Found

my best fake smile ever, unfortunately pic came out blurry and I'm fat for the holidays:

Image Not Found

Don't really look all that different now, maybe a little leaner and typically have more facial hair. Below is my attempt at taking a selfie yesterday. Haven't seen myself looking like quite this much of a douche so that was interesting....

Image Not Found

showed the above pic to a lady friend last night and she told me I look like I'm super arrogant and in love with myself....really I was just attempting a smile....she did ask me to send it to her though lol...

pls help me looksmax...




You have a great body bro. How long have you been working out?
way too long....

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which one is your latest pic? if the last one's your latest pic then you're perfectly in good shape. that's why your lady friend asked for the picture and she's going to keep it.
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Posted by Metatron
hate taking photos, terrible at faking smiles. have really only been forced into it on group outings or by girlfriends, so have very few pics, and these are a few yrs old now, but here's almost the whole collection....

me on the right making the most awkward fake smile:

Image Not Found

looking greasy, with some strange creases in my neck, and one eye looking abnormally larger than the other:

Image Not Found

over a decade in the gym, still no muscle tone:

Image Not Found

my best fake smile ever, unfortunately pic came out blurry and I'm fat for the holidays:

Image Not Found

Don't really look all that different now, maybe a little leaner and typically have more facial hair. Below is my attempt at taking a selfie yesterday. Haven't seen myself looking like quite this much of a douche so that was interesting....

Image Not Found

showed the above pic to a lady friend last night and she told me I look like I'm super arrogant and in love with myself....really I was just attempting a smile....she did ask me to send it to her though lol...

pls help me looksmax...




You don't need any looksmax suggestions😍

N you don't look arrogant in your last pic. That's infact the coolest one.