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I'm 4'11


Posted by thecrazyariestaurusSame
I'm 4'11

Posted by brianafayShort girls unite ??Posted by thecrazyariestaurusSame
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Posted by ChrisxKodakDidn't see this before I posted ? Yet I felt your snarky presence up in here
LOOOLLL if you and @brianafey were to stand on each other
Y'all would make a whole person lmfao

Posted by thecrazyariestaurusPosted by brianafayShort girls unite ??Posted by thecrazyariestaurusSame
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Posted by ChrisxKodakLmfao!!! —?
LOOOLLL if you and @brianafey were to stand on each other
Y'all would make a whole person lmfao

Posted by yung_wisegemThanks thanks ??
Short girls are life?

Posted by ItsMeRomanPeople say the same about me. They don't even realize I'm under 5ft til I take my shoes off? Even flat slippers make me look taller. Idk why
I'm fairly short but people say that I seem taller. My mom told me tons of times to stand straight since I have to make up for being the only short one in the family.
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Posted by LePetitFiskOmfg — let's do this @brianafey so we can smack @chrisxkodak upPosted by ChrisxKodak
LOOOLLL if you and @brianafey were to stand on each other
Y'all would make a whole person lmfao
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Posted by ChrisxKodakOmg stop —Posted by thecrazyariestaurusSee @brianafey?Posted by brianafayShort girls unite ??Posted by thecrazyariestaurusSame
I'm 4'11
She's either offering you her shoulders or a power ranger ring so y'all can come together to make a full grown up.click to expand

Posted by ItsMeRomanDamn that's a tall familyPosted by edgelordI think ? I've just always had to make up for being smaller than everyone by being a little tougher.Posted by ItsMeRomanthat's a respectable height but i would have assumed you'd be taller. you seem taller.
5'1
My brothers are 6'5 and my dads just as tall but currently shrinking. My mom is 5'9 and so sis my sister.click to expand



Posted by ChrisxKodakPosted by thecrazyariestaurusSee @brianafey?Posted by brianafayShort girls unite ??Posted by thecrazyariestaurusSame
I'm 4'11
She's either offering you her shoulders or a power ranger ring so y'all can come together to make a full grown up.click to expand


Posted by brianafay😆 😆Posted by ChrisxKodakPosted by thecrazyariestaurusSee @brianafey?Posted by brianafayShort girls unite ??Posted by thecrazyariestaurusSame
I'm 4'11
She's either offering you her shoulders or a power ranger ring so y'all can come together to make a full grown up.
Wooowwwww you got so many jokes
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Posted by CapzIt's cute!!! 4'11 is fun size! lol I love short girls. Short men, not so much lolPosted by saggurl88that one is meanPosted by brianafay😆 😆Posted by ChrisxKodakPosted by thecrazyariestaurusSee @brianafey?Posted by brianafayShort girls unite ??Posted by thecrazyariestaurusSame
I'm 4'11
She's either offering you her shoulders or a power ranger ring so y'all can come together to make a full grown up.
Wooowwwww you got so many jokes
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Posted by CapzThis one is mean lolPosted by saggurl88that one is meanPosted by brianafay😆 😆Posted by ChrisxKodakPosted by thecrazyariestaurusSee @brianafey?Posted by brianafayShort girls unite ??Posted by thecrazyariestaurusSame
I'm 4'11
She's either offering you her shoulders or a power ranger ring so y'all can come together to make a full grown up.
Wooowwwww you got so many jokes
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Posted by Gob_ShiteIt doesn't help that I have a baby face too. Some people think I'm still in high schoolPosted by thecrazyariestaurusPosted by brianafayShort girls unite ??Posted by thecrazyariestaurusSame
I'm 4'11
Just socialising with women that short would make me feel like a paedophile...
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Posted by saggurl88?A friend sent that to me once but I think it was reversedPosted by brianafay😆 😆Posted by ChrisxKodakPosted by thecrazyariestaurusSee @brianafey?Posted by brianafayShort girls unite ??Posted by thecrazyariestaurusSame
I'm 4'11
She's either offering you her shoulders or a power ranger ring so y'all can come together to make a full grown up.
Wooowwwww you got so many jokes
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Posted by saggurl88—?Posted by brianafay😆 😆Posted by ChrisxKodakPosted by thecrazyariestaurusSee @brianafey?Posted by brianafayShort girls unite ??Posted by thecrazyariestaurusSame
I'm 4'11
She's either offering you her shoulders or a power ranger ring so y'all can come together to make a full grown up.
Wooowwwww you got so many jokes
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Posted by Gob_ShitePosted by thecrazyariestaurusPosted by Gob_ShiteIt doesn't help that I have a baby face too. Some people think I'm still in high schoolPosted by thecrazyariestaurusPosted by brianafayShort girls unite ??Posted by thecrazyariestaurusSame
I'm 4'11
Just socialising with women that short would make me feel like a paedophile...
Well, at least I can turn the tables of sexism and question whether you're talking to me or my dick... 😆
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Posted by ItsMeRomanShawty come holla at me.
5'1



Posted by Gob_ShiteTHATS your problem!
6' 2"

Posted by CachetWhy? You want to run between their legs?
Where the tall ladies at?



Posted by ItsMeRomanPosted by LePetitFiskLol omg ? ugh I don't wanna think about it. The last time I sat with her and she made us dinner (@4:00 lol) (soup, spam sandwich and salad) I saw her using this grippy claw to get cans down from the cupboard ? And getting a box of saltines off the fridge.Posted by ItsMeRomanThat's what we got to look forward to 50 yrs down the road. compressed spine to shrink us down to elf size... 😭Posted by LePetitFiskPosted by ItsMeRomanyou're adopted or your dad is the mailmanPosted by edgelordI think ? I've just always had to make up for being smaller than everyone by being a little tougher.Posted by ItsMeRomanthat's a respectable height but i would have assumed you'd be taller. you seem taller.
5'1
My brothers are 6'5 and my dads just as tall but currently shrinking. My mom is 5'9 and so sis my sister.
Lol Fisk! I've said this to my mom and she got really upset.
My grandmother from Scotland is petite like me and that's also where I get my dark red hair from. When she was younger she was the same height as me but she's super tiny now.
Lol we're going to use claw grippy things too. So sad. I need to marry someone tall who'll get things for me.
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Posted by SoulOfABird
Im always lost on this! I go to my counseling they measure me as 5'2 (158cm) I go to another counselor they measure 5'3(163cm ?) like that's a huge jump, I havent grown since I was 15. I measure myself at home get 5'2 go to the doctors again, Im 5'2.5 wth —?
So in any case I will say Im 5'2 to 5'3 I guess ? Since I cant find my correct and true measurements idk which one to say

Posted by CachetI am afraid I am stuck with motorboat! LolPosted by Gemitati1. I'm a woman, myself.Posted by CachetWhy? You want to run between their legs?
Where the tall ladies at?
2. No. I want to swim between their legs. You know the game kids play in the pool? That one.click to expand

Posted by CachetLook at the bright side! You will never have suggy tits! ?Posted by GemitatiNothing to motorboat. Can't even hold a pencil between my mosquito bite boobs.Posted by CachetI am afraid I am stuck with motorboat! LolPosted by Gemitati1. I'm a woman, myself.Posted by CachetWhy? You want to run between their legs?
Where the tall ladies at?
2. No. I want to swim between their legs. You know the game kids play in the pool? That one.click to expand


Posted by ChrisxKodakPosted by brianafayayy I was LMAYOPosted by ChrisxKodakPosted by thecrazyariestaurusSee @brianafey?Posted by brianafayShort girls unite ??Posted by thecrazyariestaurusSame
I'm 4'11
She's either offering you her shoulders or a power ranger ring so y'all can come together to make a full grown up.
Wooowwwww you got so many jokes
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Posted by thecrazyariestaurus5'2
I'm 4'11




Posted by Jayc3onWhy?Posted by shaymaciPosted by Jayc3on—?Posted by shaymaci
5'7
*gulp* Same height
Scared?
Yes
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