How tall are you?

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@thecrazyariestaurus
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Posted by ItsMeRoman
I'm fairly short but people say that I seem taller. My mom told me tons of times to stand straight since I have to make up for being the only short one in the family.

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People say the same about me. They don't even realize I'm under 5ft til I take my shoes off? Even flat slippers make me look taller. Idk why

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I'm 4'11

Same

Short girls unite ??

See @brianafey?

She's either offering you her shoulders or a power ranger ring so y'all can come together to make a full grown up.

Wooowwwww you got so many jokes

πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

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that one is mean

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It's cute!!! 4'11 is fun size! lol I love short girls. Short men, not so much lol

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Posted by saggurl88
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I'm 4'11

Same

Short girls unite ??

See @brianafey?

She's either offering you her shoulders or a power ranger ring so y'all can come together to make a full grown up.

Wooowwwww you got so many jokes

πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

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?A friend sent that to me once but I think it was reversed

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I'm 4'11

Same

Short girls unite ??

Just socialising with women that short would make me feel like a paedophile...

It doesn't help that I have a baby face too. Some people think I'm still in high school

Well, at least I can turn the tables of sexism and question whether you're talking to me or my dick... πŸ˜†

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Lmfao! β€”

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Posted by ItsMeRoman
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5'1

that's a respectable height but i would have assumed you'd be taller. you seem taller.

I think ? I've just always had to make up for being smaller than everyone by being a little tougher.

My brothers are 6'5 and my dads just as tall but currently shrinking. My mom is 5'9 and so sis my sister.

you're adopted or your dad is the mailman

Lol Fisk! I've said this to my mom and she got really upset.

My grandmother from Scotland is petite like me and that's also where I get my dark red hair from. When she was younger she was the same height as me but she's super tiny now.

That's what we got to look forward to 50 yrs down the road. compressed spine to shrink us down to elf size... 😭

Lol omg ? ugh I don't wanna think about it. The last time I sat with her and she made us dinner (@4:00 lol) (soup, spam sandwich and salad) I saw her using this grippy claw to get cans down from the cupboard ? And getting a box of saltines off the fridge.

Lol we're going to use claw grippy things too. So sad. I need to marry someone tall who'll get things for me.

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bitch, you'll get the claws

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Posted by SoulOfABird
Im always lost on this! I go to my counseling they measure me as 5'2 (158cm) I go to another counselor they measure 5'3(163cm ?) like that's a huge jump, I havent grown since I was 15. I measure myself at home get 5'2 go to the doctors again, Im 5'2.5 wth β€”?

So in any case I will say Im 5'2 to 5'3 I guess ? Since I cant find my correct and true measurements idk which one to say

Life shattering

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Where the tall ladies at?

Why? You want to run between their legs?

1. I'm a woman, myself.

2. No. I want to swim between their legs. You know the game kids play in the pool? That one.

I am afraid I am stuck with motorboat! Lol

Nothing to motorboat. Can't even hold a pencil between my mosquito bite boobs.

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Look at the bright side! You will never have suggy tits! ?

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So tall. Like super tall. I lie on my drivers license and say 5'3" but I'm really 5'2 and 3 quarters. No cop has ever forced me to prove it while speeding. Hehe...

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