
brianafay
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Posted by VirgoGentSo maybe they feel it is their duty to keep watch while we sleep ?
My dog will start out in bed with me and then wind up in the living room on the couch. Not sure what's up with that.
Throughout the night he will walk the house checking each room where someone is sleeping making sure everything is ok.

Posted by SeraphlightI know right ?!Posted by brianafayNo.
Wth ?! Does anyone else's dog do this?
I feel like a one night stand
what a bitch. 😄click to expand

Posted by HeartofTopazI'm so glad it's not just me
Mine does the same! Lol
If I get up in the middle of the night to pee, he will follow me back to the bedroom and then wait till I'm asleep and bounce out again. Lol It's the thought that counts I guess.

Posted by Brotato?
that's fucked up, bro
maybe your dog thinks you're a cat person...and just couldn't take the pain any longer...

Posted by yupvirgoo
Nope my dogs are clingy. They will wake up and look for me when I go to the bathroom. The slightest movement and they will stare at me. I will sometimes wake up with them licking my face or mouth.

Posted by andstillShe really only gets excited over French friesPosted by brianafaydo you tip him well in doggie treats?
Every night I go to bed, my dog comes in and lays by feet...but I think she leaves as soon as I fall asleep because she's always out in the other room the next morning.
Today I caught her doing it!! I was laying on the couch watching TV and she was laying next to me. After a while I pretended to be asleep and watched her slowly get up, look at me, then quietly sneak past me to go in the other room.
Wth ?! Does anyone else's dog do this?
I feel like a one night standclick to expand

Posted by aphrodite3?I know rightPosted by brianafayVirgos aren't very humble at heartPosted by yupvirgoo
Nope my dogs are clingy. They will wake up and look for me when I go to the bathroom. The slightest movement and they will stare at me. I will sometimes wake up with them licking my face or mouth.
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Posted by andstillLolPosted by brianafaydamn those high class escortsPosted by andstillShe really only gets excited over French friesPosted by brianafaydo you tip him well in doggie treats?
Every night I go to bed, my dog comes in and lays by feet...but I think she leaves as soon as I fall asleep because she's always out in the other room the next morning.
Today I caught her doing it!! I was laying on the couch watching TV and she was laying next to me. After a while I pretended to be asleep and watched her slowly get up, look at me, then quietly sneak past me to go in the other room.
Wth ?! Does anyone else's dog do this?
I feel like a one night stand
She thinks she's above dog treats
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Posted by CAPRILICIOUSShe's a shiba inu mixPosted by brianafayLol. What breed is your dog? My cocker spaniel used to do this, but my lab always stayed by my side while I slept. 🙂
Every night I go to bed, my dog comes in and lays by feet...but I think she leaves as soon as I fall asleep because she's always out in the other room the next morning.
Today I caught her doing it!! I was laying on the couch watching TV and she was laying next to me. After a while I pretended to be asleep and watched her slowly get up, look at me, then quietly sneak past me to go in the other room.
Wth ?! Does anyone else's dog do this?
I feel like a one night stand
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Posted by CAPRILICIOUSHaha
So I'm not allowed to write c.o.c.k.e.r on here? ?

Posted by CAPRILICIOUSYes she was the cutest puppy!Posted by brianafayBeautiful dogs! They look like teddy bears during the puppy stage. A very independent breed. 🙂Posted by CAPRILICIOUSShe's a shiba inu mixPosted by brianafayLol. What breed is your dog? My cocker spaniel used to do this, but my lab always stayed by my side while I slept. 🙂
Every night I go to bed, my dog comes in and lays by feet...but I think she leaves as soon as I fall asleep because she's always out in the other room the next morning.
Today I caught her doing it!! I was laying on the couch watching TV and she was laying next to me. After a while I pretended to be asleep and watched her slowly get up, look at me, then quietly sneak past me to go in the other room.
Wth ?! Does anyone else's dog do this?
I feel like a one night stand
She probably thinks this is something she's required to do...stay by your side while you're awake. Once you're asleep, she's off duty. 😄
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Posted by Hare?She is looking so suspect right now
Must be a Scorpio. I bet he's hiding a burner phone too.

Posted by SofiaV87I would install a nanny cam if I were you
Hysterical .. My dog is attached to me. We might as well be one person lol

Posted by AliensusedourbogrollPosted by brianafayWhen we had a dog, my sis and I used to text each other pretending to be the dog.Posted by andstillLolPosted by brianafaydamn those high class escortsPosted by andstillShe really only gets excited over French friesPosted by brianafaydo you tip him well in doggie treats?
Every night I go to bed, my dog comes in and lays by feet...but I think she leaves as soon as I fall asleep because she's always out in the other room the next morning.
Today I caught her doing it!! I was laying on the couch watching TV and she was laying next to me. After a while I pretended to be asleep and watched her slowly get up, look at me, then quietly sneak past me to go in the other room.
Wth ?! Does anyone else's dog do this?
I feel like a one night stand
She thinks she's above dog treats
My libra is like really bored all the time and has made up an alter ego for the dog and she's very sassy.
He texted me the other morning saying "why'd you leave without saying bye to me and Marley ?" And I said sorry I was in a rush I was running late ...
He says "yeah well we'll discuss when you get home"
"Actually Marley's already packing her shit."
"She posted her own adoption ad on craigslist"
"Asking for a rehoming fee of 10k obo. She knows she's worth it."
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Posted by HeartofTopaz
Mine does the same! Lol
If I get up in the middle of the night to pee, he will follow me back to the bedroom and then wait till I'm asleep and bounce out again. Lol It's the thought that counts I guess.


Posted by brianafay
Every night I go to bed, my dog comes in and lays by feet...but I think she leaves as soon as I fall asleep because she's always out in the other room the next morning.
Today I caught her doing it!! I was laying on the couch watching TV and she was laying next to me. After a while I pretended to be asleep and watched her slowly get up, look at me, then quietly sneak past me to go in the other room.
Wth ?! Does anyone else's dog do this?
I feel like a one night stand



Posted by CAPRILICIOUSI believe this may be it - they like to protect so they will be on duty watchPosted by brianafayBeautiful dogs! They look like teddy bears during the puppy stage. A very independent breed. 🙂Posted by CAPRILICIOUSShe's a shiba inu mixPosted by brianafayLol. What breed is your dog? My cocker spaniel used to do this, but my lab always stayed by my side while I slept. 🙂
Every night I go to bed, my dog comes in and lays by feet...but I think she leaves as soon as I fall asleep because she's always out in the other room the next morning.
Today I caught her doing it!! I was laying on the couch watching TV and she was laying next to me. After a while I pretended to be asleep and watched her slowly get up, look at me, then quietly sneak past me to go in the other room.
Wth ?! Does anyone else's dog do this?
I feel like a one night stand
She probably thinks this is something she's required to do...stay by your side while you're awake. Once you're asleep, she's off duty. 😄
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Today I caught her doing it!! I was laying on the couch watching TV and she was laying next to me. After a while I pretended to be asleep and watched her slowly get up, look at me, then quietly sneak past me to go in the other room.
Wth ?! Does anyone else's dog do this?
I feel like a one night stand