My dog ghosts me

Every night I go to bed, my dog comes in and lays by feet...but I think she leaves as soon as I fall asleep because she's always out in the other room the next morning.

Today I caught her doing it!! I was laying on the couch watching TV and she was laying next to me. After a while I pretended to be asleep and watched her slowly get up, look at me, then quietly sneak past me to go in the other room.

Wth ?! Does anyone else's dog do this?

I feel like a one night stand

Posted by VirgoGent
My dog will start out in bed with me and then wind up in the living room on the couch. Not sure what's up with that.

Throughout the night he will walk the house checking each room where someone is sleeping making sure everything is ok.

So maybe they feel it is their duty to keep watch while we sleep ?

I'm trying not to feel rejected but damn

Posted by Seraphlight

Posted by brianafay

Wth ?! Does anyone else's dog do this?

I feel like a one night stand

No.

what a bitch. 😄

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I know right ?!

When I saw her sneaking past me I called her out and she looked so guilty

Posted by HeartofTopaz
Mine does the same! Lol

If I get up in the middle of the night to pee, he will follow me back to the bedroom and then wait till I'm asleep and bounce out again. Lol It's the thought that counts I guess.

I'm so glad it's not just me

Posted by Brotato
that's fucked up, bro

maybe your dog thinks you're a cat person...and just couldn't take the pain any longer...

?

I buy her hello kitty things too maybe you're right

Posted by yupvirgoo
Nope my dogs are clingy. They will wake up and look for me when I go to the bathroom. The slightest movement and they will stare at me. I will sometimes wake up with them licking my face or mouth.

?

Posted by andstill

Posted by brianafay
Every night I go to bed, my dog comes in and lays by feet...but I think she leaves as soon as I fall asleep because she's always out in the other room the next morning.

Today I caught her doing it!! I was laying on the couch watching TV and she was laying next to me. After a while I pretended to be asleep and watched her slowly get up, look at me, then quietly sneak past me to go in the other room.

Wth ?! Does anyone else's dog do this?

I feel like a one night stand

do you tip him well in doggie treats?

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She really only gets excited over French fries

She thinks she's above dog treats

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Posted by yupvirgoo
Nope my dogs are clingy. They will wake up and look for me when I go to the bathroom. The slightest movement and they will stare at me. I will sometimes wake up with them licking my face or mouth.

?

Virgos aren't very humble at heart

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?I know right

He came in like "nah, I think it's just you fam"

"my dogs love me and never leave my side. Just saying"

Savage

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Every night I go to bed, my dog comes in and lays by feet...but I think she leaves as soon as I fall asleep because she's always out in the other room the next morning.

Today I caught her doing it!! I was laying on the couch watching TV and she was laying next to me. After a while I pretended to be asleep and watched her slowly get up, look at me, then quietly sneak past me to go in the other room.

Wth ?! Does anyone else's dog do this?

I feel like a one night stand

do you tip him well in doggie treats?

She really only gets excited over French fries

She thinks she's above dog treats

damn those high class escorts

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Lol

My libra is like really bored all the time and has made up an alter ego for the dog and she's very sassy.

He texted me the other morning saying "why'd you leave without saying bye to me and Marley ?" And I said sorry I was in a rush I was running late ...

He says "yeah well we'll discuss when you get home"

"Actually Marley's already packing her shit."

"She posted her own adoption ad on craigslist"

"Asking for a rehoming fee of 10k obo. She knows she's worth it."

He's on drugs, but the dog is a bitch

Posted by CAPRILICIOUS

Posted by brianafay
Every night I go to bed, my dog comes in and lays by feet...but I think she leaves as soon as I fall asleep because she's always out in the other room the next morning.

Today I caught her doing it!! I was laying on the couch watching TV and she was laying next to me. After a while I pretended to be asleep and watched her slowly get up, look at me, then quietly sneak past me to go in the other room.

Wth ?! Does anyone else's dog do this?

I feel like a one night stand

Lol. What breed is your dog? My cocker spaniel used to do this, but my lab always stayed by my side while I slept. 🙂

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She's a shiba inu mix

Posted by CAPRILICIOUS
So I'm not allowed to write c.o.c.k.e.r on here? ?

Haha

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Posted by brianafay
Every night I go to bed, my dog comes in and lays by feet...but I think she leaves as soon as I fall asleep because she's always out in the other room the next morning.

Today I caught her doing it!! I was laying on the couch watching TV and she was laying next to me. After a while I pretended to be asleep and watched her slowly get up, look at me, then quietly sneak past me to go in the other room.

Wth ?! Does anyone else's dog do this?

I feel like a one night stand

Lol. What breed is your dog? My cocker spaniel used to do this, but my lab always stayed by my side while I slept. 🙂

She's a shiba inu mix

Beautiful dogs! They look like teddy bears during the puppy stage. A very independent breed. 🙂

She probably thinks this is something she's required to do...stay by your side while you're awake. Once you're asleep, she's off duty. 😄

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Yes she was the cutest puppy!

She is very independent - low maintenance

I'll try not to take it personally

Canine booty call. Awesome.

Hysterical .. My dog is attached to me. We might as well be one person lol

Posted by Hare
Must be a Scorpio. I bet he's hiding a burner phone too.

?She is looking so suspect right now

I'm gonna check her pockets

Posted by SofiaV87
Hysterical .. My dog is attached to me. We might as well be one person lol

I would install a nanny cam if I were you

I thought my dog and I were tight too

You just never know with these harlots

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Posted by brianafay
Every night I go to bed, my dog comes in and lays by feet...but I think she leaves as soon as I fall asleep because she's always out in the other room the next morning.

Today I caught her doing it!! I was laying on the couch watching TV and she was laying next to me. After a while I pretended to be asleep and watched her slowly get up, look at me, then quietly sneak past me to go in the other room.

Wth ?! Does anyone else's dog do this?

I feel like a one night stand

do you tip him well in doggie treats?

She really only gets excited over French fries

She thinks she's above dog treats

damn those high class escorts

Lol

My libra is like really bored all the time and has made up an alter ego for the dog and she's very sassy.

He texted me the other morning saying "why'd you leave without saying bye to me and Marley ?" And I said sorry I was in a rush I was running late ...

He says "yeah well we'll discuss when you get home"

"Actually Marley's already packing her shit."

"She posted her own adoption ad on craigslist"

"Asking for a rehoming fee of 10k obo. She knows she's worth it."

When we had a dog, my sis and I used to text each other pretending to be the dog.

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So you were on drugs too? ?

My cat does this shit

Posted by HeartofTopaz
Mine does the same! Lol

If I get up in the middle of the night to pee, he will follow me back to the bedroom and then wait till I'm asleep and bounce out again. Lol It's the thought that counts I guess.

It's like you're talking about me

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Posted by brianafay
Every night I go to bed, my dog comes in and lays by feet...but I think she leaves as soon as I fall asleep because she's always out in the other room the next morning.

Today I caught her doing it!! I was laying on the couch watching TV and she was laying next to me. After a while I pretended to be asleep and watched her slowly get up, look at me, then quietly sneak past me to go in the other room.

Wth ?! Does anyone else's dog do this?

I feel like a one night stand

Hahah maybe it's your snoring? ??

Before i go to bed my cat goes and hides under my bed waiting for me to close the door and turn off the lights and then really quietly she will come out and up on my bed and I'll hear her purring in my ear it's as if she's saying "now I've got you all to myself" I sleep with one arm stretched out and she will sleep with her face in my hand. She is also obsessed with licking my arm pits, she's sick I should try and choke her and see what happens.

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Posted by brianafay
Every night I go to bed, my dog comes in and lays by feet...but I think she leaves as soon as I fall asleep because she's always out in the other room the next morning.

Today I caught her doing it!! I was laying on the couch watching TV and she was laying next to me. After a while I pretended to be asleep and watched her slowly get up, look at me, then quietly sneak past me to go in the other room.

Wth ?! Does anyone else's dog do this?

I feel like a one night stand

Lol. What breed is your dog? My cocker spaniel used to do this, but my lab always stayed by my side while I slept. 🙂

She's a shiba inu mix

Beautiful dogs! They look like teddy bears during the puppy stage. A very independent breed. 🙂

She probably thinks this is something she's required to do...stay by your side while you're awake. Once you're asleep, she's off duty. 😄

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I believe this may be it - they like to protect so they will be on duty watch

I had one that did that, my Sugar Bear, she was an Akita. She would stay in the room with me and sleep at the end of the bed till I feel asleep then she would go out and either sleep right in front of my door or at the top of the stairs, were she could see my room and the front door. I think it's a protective thing, she was always the protector in the pack. Even when we were in the living room she would sleep where she could see us and the front door...like putting herself in the path if anything tried to come in. All my other ones are clingy and have to sleep right next to me all night.