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@SassyKiwi
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Posted by akitu
If you travel there you will get over it quick

Posted by kreol
What a clever way of discouraging me from ever posting a vocaroo here again. Bravo

Posted by kreolPosted by SassyKiwiPosted by kreol
What a clever way of discouraging me from ever posting a vocaroo here again. Bravo
Why is that xD And what does your family do? ;p
Lol I thought you were over it. I'm disabling my pm's now. Thanksclick to expand

Posted by VictoriousPosted by MyStarsShine
@alexscaries
@victorious
@tiziani (are you English)?
Why am I tagged? No one fantasizes about the South Asian Brits.click to expand

Posted by VictoriousPosted by MyStarsShine
@alexscaries
@victorious
@tiziani (are you English)?
Why am I tagged? No one fantasizes about the South Asian Brits.click to expand

Posted by kreolPosted by akituPosted by kreol
What a clever way of discouraging me from ever posting a vocaroo here again. Bravo
Lol do more vocaroos, explain to me what the hell is going on in Hyde park lol
Lol sorry I'm not near Hyde Park atm. For all intents and purposes I believe it's been peaceful? Don't quote me on that. @Isolde might be able to help? Byeclick to expand

Posted by Black-Mamba
the accents are cool but their faces are not

Posted by Antiphates
Nooo, don't destroy the myth.
We need the myth fully functioning to divert attention from the german men.
Every Brit I ever met was perfect. Every potential flaw they may have is a lie.


Posted by Victorious
Anyway, no one on DXP speaks like Tom Hiddleston.
Which is what you're after.

Posted by akituPosted by VictoriousPosted by akituPosted by VictoriousPosted by tiziani
What I learnt from posting vocaroos is
Received pronunciation/Queen's English = 50/50 between fantasy and movie villain stereotype.
Cockney accent = everybody loves Statham.
Essex accent is pretty bless too. Took me by surprise when I found that out.
Lol what?? 😂
Essex has a few accents. I'm not talking about the airhead one 😂
Lol did you see Chris Pratt do the Essex accent? It’s actually so good 😂
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Posted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffs
3 pages of bullshit and no British accents vocaroos
Disappointing.
😂😂 I've never heard you vocarooclick to expand

Posted by VictoriousPosted by IsoldePosted by Victorious
Anyway, no one on DXP speaks like Tom Hiddleston.
Which is what you're after.
Hahah speak for yourself, I don’t speak the Queens English but my accent is standard like the newsreaders 😛 but I’m not a boy I don’t meet the criteria 😂😂
I'm all ears. Find a short excerpt to be read, I shall join in after.click to expand

Posted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffs
3 pages of bullshit and no British accents vocaroos
Disappointing.
😂😂 I've never heard you vocaroo
-____-
You've seen me talking shit to @KimboSlice and speak fluent Romanian on video during dxpil
What are you, an elephant?
😂click to expand

Posted by tizianiPosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffs
3 pages of bullshit and no British accents vocaroos
Disappointing.
😂😂 I've never heard you vocaroo
-____-
You've seen me talking shit to @KimboSlice and speak fluent Romanian on video during dxpil
when was this?click to expand


Posted by VictoriousPosted by IsoldePosted by VictoriousPosted by IsoldePosted by Victorious
Anyway, no one on DXP speaks like Tom Hiddleston.
Which is what you're after.
Hahah speak for yourself, I don’t speak the Queens English but my accent is standard like the newsreaders 😛 but I’m not a boy I don’t meet the criteria 😂😂
I'm all ears. Find a short excerpt to be read, I shall join in after.
Nah, I already get called a ponce 🤣🤣
But not by us!click to expand


Posted by akituPosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffs
3 pages of bullshit and no British accents vocaroos
Disappointing.
😂😂 I've never heard you vocaroo
-____-
You've seen me talking shit to @KimboSlice and speak fluent Romanian on video during dxpil
I haven’t heard!click to expand


Posted by VictoriousPosted by IsoldePosted by VictoriousPosted by IsoldePosted by VictoriousPosted by IsoldePosted by Victorious
Anyway, no one on DXP speaks like Tom Hiddleston.
Which is what you're after.
Hahah speak for yourself, I don’t speak the Queens English but my accent is standard like the newsreaders 😛 but I’m not a boy I don’t meet the criteria 😂😂
I'm all ears. Find a short excerpt to be read, I shall join in after.
Nah, I already get called a ponce 🤣🤣
But not by us!
I’ll put it on OnlyFans, you can subscribe and listen to it in all its glory 😁
😂 😂
The free account right?click to expand

Posted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffs
3 pages of bullshit and no British accents vocaroos
Disappointing.
😂😂 I've never heard you vocaroo
-____-
You've seen me talking shit to @KimboSlice and speak fluent Romanian on video during dxpil
What are you, an elephant?
😂
You said I was cute!!!!!!!
I don't remember what I did two days ago, how can you expect me to remember what you look and sound like. I bet you don't remember what I sound like!
You probably are cute but I don't recall.
A new vocaroo then 😊click to expand

Posted by VictoriousPosted by IsoldePosted by VictoriousPosted by IsoldePosted by VictoriousPosted by IsoldePosted by VictoriousPosted by IsoldePosted by Victorious
Anyway, no one on DXP speaks like Tom Hiddleston.
Which is what you're after.
Hahah speak for yourself, I don’t speak the Queens English but my accent is standard like the newsreaders 😛 but I’m not a boy I don’t meet the criteria 😂😂
I'm all ears. Find a short excerpt to be read, I shall join in after.
Nah, I already get called a ponce 🤣🤣
But not by us!
I’ll put it on OnlyFans, you can subscribe and listen to it in all its glory 😁
😂 😂
The free account right?
I ain’t stupid, during these times everything is a paying commodity. I learnt that from dxp business school
I live in this country, you're reaching out to the wrong audience. 😅click to expand


Posted by tizianiPosted by MissScruffsPosted by tizianiPosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffs
3 pages of bullshit and no British accents vocaroos
Disappointing.
😂😂 I've never heard you vocaroo
-____-
You've seen me talking shit to @KimboSlice and speak fluent Romanian on video during dxpil
when was this?
Last year.
I trade you 1 Statham for that video.click to expand

Posted by SassyKiwi
So when I was very young I went through a heavy ‘British boys are the dreamest’ phase and ‘no matter what I want to some day move to England’. My encounter with actual British people have been very limited. So I would create this allure around them being all charming and polite and possibly secretly a prince of some small unheard of kingdom or a heir (the Prince & Me was clearly very influential). Then in high school it expanded to actually trying to understand some part of British culture so I started watching shows for the youth like Skins UK and Misfits. I would also listen to Radio Xfm a lot (britpop/alternative stuff) and dubstep at its peak. It eventually clicked British people can be as fucked up as Americans and aren’t actually any more or less charming. So then by like senior year of high school I started becoming irritated by anyone lollygagging over British accents/people. Specially when we had just got a new kid who moved here from the UK. Everyone was all over him even tho he was just another typical scrawny high school asian boy simply cause they LOVED his accent and would literally melt every time he said ANYTHING.
I’m sure at some point we have all romanticized a certain type and had our bubbles popped (or not for those of you still chasing that unicorn). Now for me England is the last place on my list of desiring to visit. And making money in America is way easier than there. But I do still love their music.
I also feel ashamed that I lowkey made this thread cause I want any British guy seeing this thread to post a vocaroo. No chicks pls.

Posted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffs
3 pages of bullshit and no British accents vocaroos
Disappointing.
😂😂 I've never heard you vocaroo
-____-
You've seen me talking shit to @KimboSlice and speak fluent Romanian on video during dxpil
What are you, an elephant?
😂
You said I was cute!!!!!!!
I don't remember what I did two days ago, how can you expect me to remember what you look and sound like. I bet you don't remember what I sound like!
You probably are cute but I don't recall.
A new vocaroo then 😊
Me = not British
Stay on topic. Post your vocaroo!!
She wants Tom Hiddleston, she left this topic long ago.
It has shifted! You first!click to expand

Posted by tizianiPosted by kreolPosted by VictoriousPosted by kreolPosted by tizianiPosted by VictoriousPosted by tiziani
What I learnt from posting vocaroos is
Received pronunciation/Queen's English = 50/50 between fantasy and movie villain stereotype.
Cockney accent = everybody loves Statham.
Essex accent is pretty bless too. Took me by surprise when I found that out.
Tbf if there was a woman signing up with a Geordie accent I'd be all over that.
What was that catfish's name we found on IG. The fashion blogger
Began with an E
Her name escapes me. Not her dxp user name but her actual name. I think you're right though it starts with an E
Erica right?click to expand

Posted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffs
3 pages of bullshit and no British accents vocaroos
Disappointing.
😂😂 I've never heard you vocaroo
-____-
You've seen me talking shit to @KimboSlice and speak fluent Romanian on video during dxpil
What are you, an elephant?
😂
You said I was cute!!!!!!!
I don't remember what I did two days ago, how can you expect me to remember what you look and sound like. I bet you don't remember what I sound like!
You probably are cute but I don't recall.
A new vocaroo then 😊
Me = not British
Stay on topic. Post your vocaroo!!
She wants Tom Hiddleston, she left this topic long ago.
It has shifted! You first!
Nou
(British No with that extra useless "u")click to expand

Posted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffs
3 pages of bullshit and no British accents vocaroos
Disappointing.
😂😂 I've never heard you vocaroo
-____-
You've seen me talking shit to @KimboSlice and speak fluent Romanian on video during dxpilclick to expand

Posted by akituPosted by IsoldePosted by VictoriousPosted by IsoldePosted by VictoriousPosted by IsoldePosted by VictoriousPosted by IsoldePosted by VictoriousPosted by IsoldePosted by Victorious
Anyway, no one on DXP speaks like Tom Hiddleston.
Which is what you're after.
Hahah speak for yourself, I don’t speak the Queens English but my accent is standard like the newsreaders 😛 but I’m not a boy I don’t meet the criteria 😂😂
I'm all ears. Find a short excerpt to be read, I shall join in after.
Nah, I already get called a ponce 🤣🤣
But not by us!
I’ll put it on OnlyFans, you can subscribe and listen to it in all its glory 😁
😂 😂
The free account right?
I ain’t stupid, during these times everything is a paying commodity. I learnt that from dxp business school
I live in this country, you're reaching out to the wrong audience. 😅
Yeah, Brits are cheap. We don’t like tipping 😂
I always tip, but I used to work in clubs, I swear it’s people who have done customer service that tip bestclick to expand

Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffs
3 pages of bullshit and no British accents vocaroos
Disappointing.
😂😂 I've never heard you vocaroo
-____-
You've seen me talking shit to @KimboSlice and speak fluent Romanian on video during dxpil
What are you, an elephant?
😂
You said I was cute!!!!!!!
I don't remember what I did two days ago, how can you expect me to remember what you look and sound like. I bet you don't remember what I sound like!
You probably are cute but I don't recall.
A new vocaroo then 😊
Me = not British
Stay on topic. Post your vocaroo!!
She wants Tom Hiddleston, she left this topic long ago.
It has shifted! You first!
Nou
(British No with that extra useless "u")
The u is meant to be there
Didn't America decide to basterdise the English language for some reason?click to expand

Posted by xy_sighPosted by KimboSlicePosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffs
3 pages of bullshit and no British accents vocaroos
Disappointing.
😂😂 I've never heard you vocaroo
-____-
You've seen me talking shit to @KimboSlice and speak fluent Romanian on video during dxpil
The advantages of playing DXPIL
What is dxpil?click to expand

Posted by xy_sighPosted by KimboSlicePosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffs
3 pages of bullshit and no British accents vocaroos
Disappointing.
😂😂 I've never heard you vocaroo
-____-
You've seen me talking shit to @KimboSlice and speak fluent Romanian on video during dxpil
The advantages of playing DXPIL
What is dxpil?click to expand

Posted by akituPosted by IsoldePosted by akituPosted by IsoldePosted by VictoriousPosted by IsoldePosted by VictoriousPosted by IsoldePosted by VictoriousPosted by IsoldePosted by VictoriousPosted by IsoldePosted by Victorious
Anyway, no one on DXP speaks like Tom Hiddleston.
Which is what you're after.
Hahah speak for yourself, I don’t speak the Queens English but my accent is standard like the newsreaders 😛 but I’m not a boy I don’t meet the criteria 😂😂
I'm all ears. Find a short excerpt to be read, I shall join in after.
Nah, I already get called a ponce 🤣🤣
But not by us!
I’ll put it on OnlyFans, you can subscribe and listen to it in all its glory 😁
😂 😂
The free account right?
I ain’t stupid, during these times everything is a paying commodity. I learnt that from dxp business school
I live in this country, you're reaching out to the wrong audience. 😅
Yeah, Brits are cheap. We don’t like tipping 😂
I always tip, but I used to work in clubs, I swear it’s people who have done customer service that tip best
I’m kidding, I do tip and care about the hospitality industry. I’m just having bants 🙃
Bare bants blud 😁 hahaclick to expand



Posted by MissScruffsPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffs
3 pages of bullshit and no British accents vocaroos
Disappointing.
😂😂 I've never heard you vocaroo
-____-
You've seen me talking shit to @KimboSlice and speak fluent Romanian on video during dxpil
What are you, an elephant?
😂
You said I was cute!!!!!!!
I don't remember what I did two days ago, how can you expect me to remember what you look and sound like. I bet you don't remember what I sound like!
You probably are cute but I don't recall.
A new vocaroo then 😊
Me = not British
Stay on topic. Post your vocaroo!!
She wants Tom Hiddleston, she left this topic long ago.
It has shifted! You first!
Nou
(British No with that extra useless "u")
The u is meant to be there
Didn't America decide to basterdise the English language for some reason?
I don't know.
I'm not American.click to expand

Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by MissScruffsPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffsPosted by VictoriousPosted by MissScruffs
3 pages of bullshit and no British accents vocaroos
Disappointing.
😂😂 I've never heard you vocaroo
-____-
You've seen me talking shit to @KimboSlice and speak fluent Romanian on video during dxpil
What are you, an elephant?
😂
You said I was cute!!!!!!!
I don't remember what I did two days ago, how can you expect me to remember what you look and sound like. I bet you don't remember what I sound like!
You probably are cute but I don't recall.
A new vocaroo then 😊
Me = not British
Stay on topic. Post your vocaroo!!
She wants Tom Hiddleston, she left this topic long ago.
It has shifted! You first!
Nou
(British No with that extra useless "u")
The u is meant to be there
Didn't America decide to basterdise the English language for some reason?
I don't know.
I'm not American.
I wonder if other countries do the ommison of the u?
You said it was useless......where are you from?click to expand


Posted by xy_sigh
I don't watch sports.
I feel like it's equivalent to table talk, except it's for men?


Posted by VictoriousPosted by MyStarsShine
People ask me to read poetry quite a lot
😀
They just want to listen to you. Nothing wrong with that, but pick a Harry Potter chapter next time.click to expand

Posted by xy_sighPosted by IsoldePosted by xy_sigh
I don't watch sports.
I feel like it's equivalent to table talk, except it's for men?
This summer is so depressing without the sports 😢
Just watch reruns 😛click to expand

Posted by VictoriousPosted by IsoldePosted by xy_sighPosted by IsoldePosted by xy_sigh
I don't watch sports.
I feel like it's equivalent to table talk, except it's for men?
This summer is so depressing without the sports 😢
Just watch reruns 😛
Dude! It’s not like the soaps 😂😂
Last week they put a re run match from the 60‘s that was so depressing, to dangle a carrot to show us what were missing 😜
England vs Holland 96 was on earlier todayclick to expand

Posted by xy_sighPosted by IsoldePosted by xy_sighPosted by IsoldePosted by xy_sigh
I don't watch sports.
I feel like it's equivalent to table talk, except it's for men?
This summer is so depressing without the sports 😢
Just watch reruns 😛
Dude! It’s not like the soaps 😂😂
Last week they put a re run match from the 60‘s that was so depressing, to dangle a carrot to show us what were missing 😜
Aww the option is still open 😬click to expand

Posted by VictoriousPosted by IsoldePosted by VictoriousPosted by IsoldePosted by xy_sighPosted by IsoldePosted by xy_sigh
I don't watch sports.
I feel like it's equivalent to table talk, except it's for men?
This summer is so depressing without the sports 😢
Just watch reruns 😛
Dude! It’s not like the soaps 😂😂
Last week they put a re run match from the 60‘s that was so depressing, to dangle a carrot to show us what were missing 😜
England vs Holland 96 was on earlier today
Did you watch it? I can’t do repeats but I still remember the amazing atmosphere of 96
Of course I watched it. First time I've ever seen that match.
I was only 5 at the time 😅click to expand

Posted by VictoriousPosted by IsoldePosted by VictoriousPosted by IsoldePosted by VictoriousPosted by IsoldePosted by xy_sighPosted by IsoldePosted by xy_sigh
I don't watch sports.
I feel like it's equivalent to table talk, except it's for men?
This summer is so depressing without the sports 😢
Just watch reruns 😛
Dude! It’s not like the soaps 😂😂
Last week they put a re run match from the 60‘s that was so depressing, to dangle a carrot to show us what were missing 😜
England vs Holland 96 was on earlier today
Did you watch it? I can’t do repeats but I still remember the amazing atmosphere of 96
Of course I watched it. First time I've ever seen that match.
I was only 5 at the time 😅
Shut up! No way you’re that young? Wow I was doing my GCSE 😂
I watched the match the first time around. Holland weren’t that good back then. The best they’ve been in recent times was in Brazil. Closest to ever winning.
I'm 30 later this year 😊. How old did you think I was?
They were in the final against Spain 9 years back, mad to think they haven't won a WC yet.
Who's your club team?click to expand
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I’m sure at some point we have all romanticized a certain type and had our bubbles popped (or not for those of you still chasing that unicorn). Now for me England is the last place on my list of desiring to visit. And making money in America is way easier than there. But I do still love their music.
I also feel ashamed that I lowkey made this thread cause I want any British guy seeing this thread to post a vocaroo. No chicks pls.