The dumbass things I think of during a slow day at work...smdh..
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Posted by Ram416I'll do you one better and make a random fuck one.Posted by rockyroadicecreamThe dumbass things I think of during a slow day at work...smdh..Posted by Ram416
Who do you think they are?
Let's give the guys some limelight for once.
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Posted by andstrollbot
Height > everything
Posted by AdmiralAlready did. Wasn't surprised lol.
https://imgur.com/gallery/1bNv9
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The image is shocking.
But not what you think it is.
Will you click?
▶️Yes. ▶️No
Posted by AdmiralEnfant's dick pic was before my time...
Ram you already have enough mastubory material, you ain't getting anymore. Enfants dick pic , kilgore dick pick , and ass pics . You got enough pictures to make a porn site.
Also, I'm not a fan of dicks...I love wearing them but having them inserted in me or having to look at them is not a top priority.
Posted by AdmiralNo ulterior motive. I was bored at work and decided to do something fun and stupid. If anything, it was to distract myself from my feelzzzzz...Posted by Ram416Then what DO you want to see?Posted by AdmiralEnfant's dick pic was before my time...
Ram you already have enough mastubory material, you ain't getting anymore. Enfants dick pic , kilgore dick pick , and ass pics . You got enough pictures to make a porn site.
Also, I'm not a fan of dicks...I love wearing them but having them inserted in me or having to look at them is not a top priority.
I'm giving you the stinkeye here because I sense some ulterior motives.click to expand
how about all the guys post pictures of themselves, and then we judge them.
Posted by AdmiralMy own private dancer.Posted by Ram416Feel?Posted by AdmiralNo ulterior motive. I was bored at work and decided to do something fun and stupid. If anything, it was to distract myself from my feelzzzzz...Posted by Ram416Then what DO you want to see?Posted by AdmiralEnfant's dick pic was before my time...
Ram you already have enough mastubory material, you ain't getting anymore. Enfants dick pic , kilgore dick pick , and ass pics . You got enough pictures to make a porn site.
Also, I'm not a fan of dicks...I love wearing them but having them inserted in me or having to look at them is not a top priority.
I'm giving you the stinkeye here because I sense some ulterior motives.
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Posted by xXxAliciaXxXworth a try.Posted by JardsiThat'll never happen.
how about all the guys post pictures of themselves, and then we judge them.click to expand
Posted by AdmiralPosted by JardsiI could make that happen but I don't wanna.
how about all the guys post pictures of themselves, and then we judge them.click to expand
Posted by TrueFantasyAnd he's not a racist, he's a "realist" lol
What is the craze with Don Johnson? Who is this human??
I've heard two things:
He's attractive.
And a douche.
😐
Posted by AdmiralFine. I'll remember this.Posted by JardsiYou only need one to post and the rest will follow. But I can't be that one cuz.Posted by AdmiralPosted by JardsiI could make that happen but I don't wanna.
how about all the guys post pictures of themselves, and then we judge them.
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Posted by InstantkarmaFor what?Posted by Quantum
Post reported
😛
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"Specific Threats of Manley Sexiness"?
quantum's nipples is a lot smoother on the eyes than admiral's
For 10 bucks I'll make a video of me smearing Nutella on them.
I take PayPal....
I take PayPal....
Posted by QuantumUSD10 incoming.
For 10 bucks I'll make a video of me smearing Nutella on them.
I take PayPal....
Will PM you.
Posted by hydorahIt's cos of all that furrrrr
quantum's nipples is a lot smoother on the eyes than admiral's
everybody go home
Posted by QuantumThis is how the escort life begins, with a stupid internet bet. Don't go down that road.
For 10 bucks I'll make a video of me smearing Nutella on them.
I take PayPal....
Posted by hydorahI don't think big ass white dudes who smell like Nutella would make much money as escorts.Posted by QuantumThis is how the escort life begins, with a stupid internet bet. Don't go down that road.
For 10 bucks I'll make a video of me smearing Nutella on them.
I take PayPal....click to expand
Posted by QuantumPosted by hydorahI don't think big ass white dudes who smell like Nutella would make much money as escorts.Posted by QuantumThis is how the escort life begins, with a stupid internet bet. Don't go down that road.
For 10 bucks I'll make a video of me smearing Nutella on them.
I take PayPal....
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This is the internet, someone will want to pay to watch this.
If you play it well you can up the prices progressively.
Posted by MIIeFisknah, I prefer less ego and bigger balls
SensitiveBlues
Posted by tizianiSpirit animal material.
Alisson Becker.
Posted by tizianiIs it wrong if I say that when he first joined us my first thought was "he's too sexy for this city"?Posted by PalerioIs it wrong that I want him to start over Szczesny just because it raises the average sexiness of the team that much higher?Posted by tizianiSpirit animal material.
Alisson Becker.click to expand
I mean, what the hell.
you three just have a threesome already
I have never been attracted to looks alone...there are a lot of men on here that I find sexy in their own way...
Oh my gawd look at how big his.....brain is squad
Ixion120 ...getmisted..soul
Laugh you right outta of your panties squad...
Scrumptious... Canceroncusp..afternoondelights22..admiral...ands
He's so sweet I think imma die
Parisian cappie ..luckyleebs...rabidtalker
But that confidence tho squad..
Sssupes...quantum
And this guy..AL4813 ...NO SQUAD..he is in a league all his own..whew! —
Oh my gawd look at how big his.....brain is squad
Ixion120 ...getmisted..soul
Laugh you right outta of your panties squad...
Scrumptious... Canceroncusp..afternoondelights22..admiral...ands
He's so sweet I think imma die
Parisian cappie ..luckyleebs...rabidtalker
But that confidence tho squad..
Sssupes...quantum
And this guy..AL4813 ...NO SQUAD..he is in a league all his own..whew! —
Posted by Cancan26
I have never been attracted to looks alone...there are a lot of men on here that I find sexy in their own way...
Oh my gawd look at how big his.....brain is squad
Ixion120 ...getmisted..soul
Laugh you right outta of your panties squad...
Scrumptious... Canceroncusp..afternoondelights22..admiral
He's so sweet I think imma die
Parisian cappie ..luckyleebs
But that confidence tho squad..
Sssupes...quantum
And this guy..AL4813 ...NO SQUAD..he is in a league all his own..whew! —
Are you high?
Posted by QuantumYes? A little bit...no!...well...maybe lol but this still has no effect on my opinion —?Posted by Cancan26
I have never been attracted to looks alone...there are a lot of men on here that I find sexy in their own way...
Oh my gawd look at how big his.....brain is squad
Ixion120 ...getmisted..soul
Laugh you right outta of your panties squad...
Scrumptious... Canceroncusp..afternoondelights22..admiral
He's so sweet I think imma die
Parisian cappie ..luckyleebs
But that confidence tho squad..
Sssupes...quantum
And this guy..AL4813 ...NO SQUAD..he is in a league all his own..whew! —
Are you high?
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Posted by TerramineLightI can feel your butt hurt through my phone.
16 pages and not a single mention of me. And a lot of the dudes mentioned here are complete dog shit personality-wise. Like LuckyLibra.
Well in any case it doesn't matter. I know I get looks from even the most top-tier women in public. Like 75% of the women on DXP aren't the best looking anyways and most of y'all are stupid. Wouldn't want the recognition from y'all anyways.
My God there must be a line of 16 year old chicks lining up outside your parent's trailer just begging to throw their pussies at you in exchange for some cigarettes and Smirnoff Ice.
Study this carefully guys. You don't need to be handsome or smart or financially secure.
The real secret to getting chicks is a Rubbermaid tub full of anime on VHS and a sci-fi Tumblr blog.
The real secret to getting chicks is a Rubbermaid tub full of anime on VHS and a sci-fi Tumblr blog.
Posted by TerramineLightYeah your right. I'm super bummed that I'm not one of the top tier super intelligent females worthy of looking at you. How can I go on living?Posted by LadyNeptune
I can feel your butt hurt through my phone.
No that's just your own butthurt knowing you'll never amount to anything in this world.
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I bet those girls are impressed with your McCafe gift card, right?
Wow who cares? Fuck all of us and the entitlement of having our ego's falsely inflated through the internet.
Posted by TerramineLightAnd your basing this on...?Posted by LadyNeptune
Yeah your right. I'm super bummed that I'm not one of the top tier super intelligent females worthy of looking at you. How can I go on living?
Not what I meant. I just meant in general, you're not going to amount to jack shit. Gots nothing to do with me and what I consider jack shit.
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Posted by Kraft_JerkWest coast best coast
I noticed the ladies didn't mention me...but I don't ever post my pic.
don't quote this, its too spicy for some...
its ok to PM tho
Posted by Kraft_Jerk
I noticed the ladies didn't mention me...but I don't ever post my pic.
don't quote this, its too spicy for some...
its ok to PM tho
I'm sure there's lots of ladies here that would love for you to fill their tacos.
Posted by TerramineLightIn response to that I'll simply quote you...Posted by LadyNeptune
And your basing this on...?
Just the impression I get.
Posted by TerramineLight
You don't know what I know. You don't know what I've seen. You don't know what I've experienced. You don't know what I've been through, what my life has been like, what it is currently like, etc.click to expand
Posted by sakuraflowersI'm baffled.
All this over being baffled about a guy getting a nomination on an online forum...
Posted by TerramineLightTo each their own I suppose. Just understand why we're all laughing at you. You bitch and moan about people judging you from one side of your mouth while from the other side you pass judgment on others.Posted by LadyNeptune
In response to that I'll simply quote you...Posted by TerramineLight
You don't know what I know. You don't know what I've seen. You don't know what I've experienced. You don't know what I've been through, what my life has been like, what it is currently like, etc.
Except the difference is. Odds are YOU are just your normal average person. Which the average person is stupid and will never amount to anything.
Just drones who will spend their whole life doin someone else's manual labor or being the homebody in a relationship and mooching off the fruits of their lover.click to expand
Posted by TerramineLightOnce more, who the hell cares? Let them be insecure. People on the internet are living in illusion anyway. Its the place you can be the perfect you you've always wanted to be, but couldn't actually be in the real world. Or the worse version of you ever imagined. So what if someone is well liked? For any human to actually think of any other person from the internet at any given point through the day is less then 1% of total thoughts that day. This means that most people matter very little compared to the vivid lives we all live within our minds. People just like familiar faces and environments. They like people they've know a long time, and by sticking around you develop people who will like you.Posted by Soul
Wow who cares? Fuck all of us and the entitlement of having our ego's falsely inflated through the internet.
See that's why it cannot possibly be ego. Because it never gets validated on here LMAO.
On the internet everybody is automatically insecure if we don't like them and what they say.click to expand
We got a live one.
There was one line in this whole thread that gave me a flash of inspiration, but reading further through the thread.....
Must.resist.temptation.....
There was one line in this whole thread that gave me a flash of inspiration, but reading further through the thread.....
Must.resist.temptation.....
Posted by TerramineLightYou misunderstand the question.Posted by GetMisted
What exactly have you amounted to?
Up until I was 18 I was suffering from severe depression. I had reached the point where I was totally apathetic to all of existence and had literally absolutely no sense of self-worth at all because of the horrible experiences I had went through up till that point. So for most my life nothing? But at least I had an excuse. People who go through what I did, normally never become fully functional ever again if they don't outright kill themselves.
But since then, in these past 5 years. I've come a long ways. Around when I turned 18 I started turning everything around. Conquering my depression, becoming vastly more physically fit, tacking on multiple hobbies and learning new skills.
Even with all of that in those 5 years. I'd say nothing. But I would also say that it's just the beginning. My growth has been exponential and has shown no real signs of slowing down. The end result is obvious.click to expand
We each of us get up in the morning and make it through each day, despite the challenges that face us.
He's asking what have you amounted too?
Posted by TerramineLightWorse people in YOUR opinion. Not the masses. The people of dxp have spoken.Posted by LadyNeptune
To each their own I suppose. Just understand why we're all laughing at you. You bitch and moan about people judging you from one side of your mouth while from the other side you pass judgment on others.
Actually I "bitched and moaned" about NOT getting any sort of recognition. Good or bad. I didn't even pop up on the radar while clearly worse people did.
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Posted by CancerOnTheCuspPlease, indulge yourself
We got a live one.
There was one line in this whole thread that gave me a flash of inspiration, but reading further through the thread.....
Must.resist.temptation.....
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