What happens when a straight woman walks into a gay bar by accident or in purpose?
Straight woman in gay bar
Is this one of those jokes with no punchlines or what ever like
Why did the duck?
A. Because it had a wooden leg...
Why did the duck?
A. Because it had a wooden leg...
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Is this one of those jokes with no punchlines or what ever like
Why did the duck?
A. Because it had a wooden leg...
I'm straight and frequent gay bars. Its nice to get wasted with your gbf and dance without inhibition or having to duck dudes sneaking up behind and grinding in your ass.
Whats your question??
Whats your question??
Posted by LadyNeptuneWhat gbf?
I'm straight and frequent gay bars. Its nice to get wasted with your gbf and dance without inhibition or having to duck dudes sneaking up behind and grinding in your ass.
Whats your question??
You make some new friends and have a fantastic time without feeling like you're a piece of meat?
Posted by sultrykittySo no one is hitting on you?
You make some new friends and have a fantastic time without feeling like you're a piece of meat?
Do they know you are straight just because?
Posted by GemitatiIf they're men it doesn't matter if a woman is straight or gay, they're not interested in you that way. Most gay guys can spot a gay woman right off the bat though.Posted by sultrykittySo no one is hitting on you?
You make some new friends and have a fantastic time without feeling like you're a piece of meat?
Do they know you are straight just because?click to expand
Posted by Gemitatigay best friendPosted by LadyNeptuneWhat gbf?
I'm straight and frequent gay bars. Its nice to get wasted with your gbf and dance without inhibition or having to duck dudes sneaking up behind and grinding in your ass.
Whats your question??click to expand
Love gay bars but it's the same as straight ones... the lesbians and dykes hit on you anyway ??
Nothing, really.
Unless there's a show, then it's more fun.
Unless there's a show, then it's more fun.
Posted by sultrykittyI meant lesbian bar. I know gay men not interested in women...that's kind of obvious.?Posted by GemitatiIf they're men it doesn't matter if a woman is straight or gay, they're not interested in you that way. Most gay guys can spot a gay woman right off the bat though.Posted by sultrykittySo no one is hitting on you?
You make some new friends and have a fantastic time without feeling like you're a piece of meat?
Do they know you are straight just because?
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Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS@LadyNeptune
Love gay bars but it's the same as straight ones... the lesbians and dykes hit on you anyway ??
So youbare gbf? How ugly are you—
I have one thing to say....
POP DAT PUSSY... AYYEE POP PUSSY GEMITATI!!!
POP DAT PUSSY... AYYEE POP PUSSY GEMITATI!!!
You dance while everyone cheers you on, saying "YAAAAASSSSSSS BITCH, FUXK IT UP!"
Posted by Cancan26Just one thing?
I have one thing to say....
POP DAT PUSSY... AYYEE POP PUSSY GEMITATI!!!
Posted by GemitatiCome again?Posted by SPUNKYTAURUS@LadyNeptune
Love gay bars but it's the same as straight ones... the lesbians and dykes hit on you anyway ??
So youbare gbf? How ugly are you—click to expand
Posted by GemitatiOh, well you could've been more clear! 😄Posted by sultrykittyI meant lesbian bar. I know gay men not interested in women...that's kind of obvious.?Posted by GemitatiIf they're men it doesn't matter if a woman is straight or gay, they're not interested in you that way. Most gay guys can spot a gay woman right off the bat though.Posted by sultrykittySo no one is hitting on you?
You make some new friends and have a fantastic time without feeling like you're a piece of meat?
Do they know you are straight just because?
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Even LadyNeptune thought the same thing, I think.
Never been to a dyke bar, probably wouldn't. Why?
Posted by Gemitati— I can't dealPosted by SPUNKYTAURUS@LadyNeptune
Love gay bars but it's the same as straight ones... the lesbians and dykes hit on you anyway ??
So youbare gbf? How ugly are you—click to expand
Posted by sultrykittyPosted by GemitatiOh, well you could've been more clear! 😄Posted by sultrykittyI meant lesbian bar. I know gay men not interested in women...that's kind of obvious.?Posted by GemitatiIf they're men it doesn't matter if a woman is straight or gay, they're not interested in you that way. Most gay guys can spot a gay woman right off the bat though.Posted by sultrykittySo no one is hitting on you?
You make some new friends and have a fantastic time without feeling like you're a piece of meat?
Do they know you are straight just because?
Even LadyNeptune thought the same thing, I think.
Never been to a dyke bar, probably wouldn't. Why?
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Why dyke bar?
You know it's kind of degrading to say that?
Posted by SPUNKYTAURUSApparently no one can unless she had it on a leash...—Posted by Gemitati— I can't dealPosted by SPUNKYTAURUS@LadyNeptune
Love gay bars but it's the same as straight ones... the lesbians and dykes hit on you anyway ??
So youbare gbf? How ugly are you—click to expand
Posted by GemitatiI don't think so.Posted by sultrykittyPosted by GemitatiOh, well you could've been more clear! 😄Posted by sultrykittyI meant lesbian bar. I know gay men not interested in women...that's kind of obvious.?Posted by GemitatiIf they're men it doesn't matter if a woman is straight or gay, they're not interested in you that way. Most gay guys can spot a gay woman right off the bat though.Posted by sultrykittySo no one is hitting on you?
You make some new friends and have a fantastic time without feeling like you're a piece of meat?
Do they know you are straight just because?
Even LadyNeptune thought the same thing, I think.
Never been to a dyke bar, probably wouldn't. Why?
Why dyke bar?
You know it's kind of degrading to say that?
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Posted by GemitatiGemitati always come through fuck shit up and leave ?? woof woof —?Posted by SPUNKYTAURUSApparently no one can unless she had it on a leash...—Posted by Gemitati— I can't dealPosted by SPUNKYTAURUS@LadyNeptune
Love gay bars but it's the same as straight ones... the lesbians and dykes hit on you anyway ??
So youbare gbf? How ugly are you—click to expand
Posted by GemitatiTheres not really any soley 'lesi' bars/clubs where we party (weho). Gay is gay is gay. And gay is about being inclusive.Posted by sultrykittyI meant lesbian bar. I know gay men not interested in women...that's kind of obvious.?Posted by GemitatiIf they're men it doesn't matter if a woman is straight or gay, they're not interested in you that way. Most gay guys can spot a gay woman right off the bat though.Posted by sultrykittySo no one is hitting on you?
You make some new friends and have a fantastic time without feeling like you're a piece of meat?
Do they know you are straight just because?
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You turn up with your gay boys and have a great night without getting hit on... unless you go to the Abbey and one of the gogo boys hits on you
Posted by Prince_PiscesI think I would be ok in men place. But lesbian bar I am wondering if someone will hit on me and when find out I am not a lesbian (well, notnyet anyway?) will beat shit outnof me for intrusion.Posted by LadyNeptuneYou know damn well we aren't inclusive LOL! I've always wondered why a lot of gay guys get annoyed when a girl comes into a gay bar. Like why are you so threatened?Posted by GemitatiTheres not really any soley 'lesi' bars/clubs where we party (weho). Gay is gay is gay. And gay is about being inclusive.Posted by sultrykittyI meant lesbian bar. I know gay men not interested in women...that's kind of obvious.?Posted by GemitatiIf they're men it doesn't matter if a woman is straight or gay, they're not interested in you that way. Most gay guys can spot a gay woman right off the bat though.Posted by sultrykittySo no one is hitting on you?
You make some new friends and have a fantastic time without feeling like you're a piece of meat?
Do they know you are straight just because?
click to expand
Posted by sultrykittyIsn't dyke a masculine lesbian?Posted by GemitatiI don't think so.Posted by sultrykittyPosted by GemitatiOh, well you could've been more clear! 😄Posted by sultrykittyI meant lesbian bar. I know gay men not interested in women...that's kind of obvious.?Posted by GemitatiIf they're men it doesn't matter if a woman is straight or gay, they're not interested in you that way. Most gay guys can spot a gay woman right off the bat though.Posted by sultrykittySo no one is hitting on you?
You make some new friends and have a fantastic time without feeling like you're a piece of meat?
Do they know you are straight just because?
Even LadyNeptune thought the same thing, I think.
Never been to a dyke bar, probably wouldn't. Why?
Why dyke bar?
You know it's kind of degrading to say that?
click to expand
Posted by Prince_PiscesNot the bars I go too! Although we like the ones that have drag shows on wed nights. Where are my singles.Posted by LadyNeptuneYou know damn well we aren't inclusive LOL! I've always wondered why a lot of gay guys get annoyed when a girl comes into a gay bar. Like why are you so threatened?Posted by GemitatiTheres not really any soley 'lesi' bars/clubs where we party (weho). Gay is gay is gay. And gay is about being inclusive.Posted by sultrykittyI meant lesbian bar. I know gay men not interested in women...that's kind of obvious.?Posted by GemitatiIf they're men it doesn't matter if a woman is straight or gay, they're not interested in you that way. Most gay guys can spot a gay woman right off the bat though.Posted by sultrykittySo no one is hitting on you?
You make some new friends and have a fantastic time without feeling like you're a piece of meat?
Do they know you are straight just because?
click to expand
Posted by LadyNeptuneTry singles bar...they are all in there with their dogs...Posted by Prince_PiscesNot the bars I go too! Although we like the ones that have drag shows on wed nights. Where are my singles.Posted by LadyNeptuneYou know damn well we aren't inclusive LOL! I've always wondered why a lot of gay guys get annoyed when a girl comes into a gay bar. Like why are you so threatened?Posted by GemitatiTheres not really any soley 'lesi' bars/clubs where we party (weho). Gay is gay is gay. And gay is about being inclusive.Posted by sultrykittyI meant lesbian bar. I know gay men not interested in women...that's kind of obvious.?Posted by GemitatiIf they're men it doesn't matter if a woman is straight or gay, they're not interested in you that way. Most gay guys can spot a gay woman right off the bat though.Posted by sultrykittySo no one is hitting on you?
You make some new friends and have a fantastic time without feeling like you're a piece of meat?
Do they know you are straight just because?
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I feel like an accessory. He took me to a gay pool party the other day and showed me off proudly. I was legit the only straight person there lol
@Prince_Pisces
@Prince_Pisces
Posted by GemitatiYour obsession with me and my dog is cute. Kinda like your attempts at trolling.Posted by LadyNeptuneTry singles bar...they are all in there with their dogs...Posted by Prince_PiscesNot the bars I go too! Although we like the ones that have drag shows on wed nights. Where are my singles.Posted by LadyNeptuneYou know damn well we aren't inclusive LOL! I've always wondered why a lot of gay guys get annoyed when a girl comes into a gay bar. Like why are you so threatened?Posted by GemitatiTheres not really any soley 'lesi' bars/clubs where we party (weho). Gay is gay is gay. And gay is about being inclusive.Posted by sultrykittyI meant lesbian bar. I know gay men not interested in women...that's kind of obvious.?Posted by GemitatiIf they're men it doesn't matter if a woman is straight or gay, they're not interested in you that way. Most gay guys can spot a gay woman right off the bat though.Posted by sultrykittySo no one is hitting on you?
You make some new friends and have a fantastic time without feeling like you're a piece of meat?
Do they know you are straight just because?
click to expand
Posted by LadyNeptuneI am just trying to make you feel like you matter...Posted by GemitatiYour obsession with me and my dog is cute. Kinda like your attempts at trolling.Posted by LadyNeptuneTry singles bar...they are all in there with their dogs...Posted by Prince_PiscesNot the bars I go too! Although we like the ones that have drag shows on wed nights. Where are my singles.Posted by LadyNeptuneYou know damn well we aren't inclusive LOL! I've always wondered why a lot of gay guys get annoyed when a girl comes into a gay bar. Like why are you so threatened?Posted by GemitatiTheres not really any soley 'lesi' bars/clubs where we party (weho). Gay is gay is gay. And gay is about being inclusive.Posted by sultrykittyI meant lesbian bar. I know gay men not interested in women...that's kind of obvious.?Posted by GemitatiIf they're men it doesn't matter if a woman is straight or gay, they're not interested in you that way. Most gay guys can spot a gay woman right off the bat though.Posted by sultrykittySo no one is hitting on you?
You make some new friends and have a fantastic time without feeling like you're a piece of meat?
Do they know you are straight just because?
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I think it's cute when straight girls go to lesbian bars thinking they are confident in their sexuality until a handsome dyke stares into her eyes and says "I see you"......
I used to work at a predominately gay vegetarian restaurant in Melbourne, the only people who worked there were gay guys and girls, there was this one mythic Irish lesbian girl with blonde dreads that worked behind the bar and everyone had the hots for her, she could turn any straight girl she wanted and we used to love seeing her tune any of the new girls she likes.
I got such a crush on handsome lesbians, one time a saw one out and I thought she was a bad boy until I saw her tits and I was confused but I kept following her like a puppy, there's actually one in my hometown and she works for dominos!
I used to work at a predominately gay vegetarian restaurant in Melbourne, the only people who worked there were gay guys and girls, there was this one mythic Irish lesbian girl with blonde dreads that worked behind the bar and everyone had the hots for her, she could turn any straight girl she wanted and we used to love seeing her tune any of the new girls she likes.
I got such a crush on handsome lesbians, one time a saw one out and I thought she was a bad boy until I saw her tits and I was confused but I kept following her like a puppy, there's actually one in my hometown and she works for dominos!
Posted by GemitatiI suppose. Things have changed since the days when I bothered myself with PC.Posted by sultrykittyIsn't dyke a masculine lesbian?Posted by GemitatiI don't think so.Posted by sultrykittyPosted by GemitatiOh, well you could've been more clear! 😄Posted by sultrykittyI meant lesbian bar. I know gay men not interested in women...that's kind of obvious.?Posted by GemitatiIf they're men it doesn't matter if a woman is straight or gay, they're not interested in you that way. Most gay guys can spot a gay woman right off the bat though.Posted by sultrykittySo no one is hitting on you?
You make some new friends and have a fantastic time without feeling like you're a piece of meat?
Do they know you are straight just because?
Even LadyNeptune thought the same thing, I think.
Never been to a dyke bar, probably wouldn't. Why?
Why dyke bar?
You know it's kind of degrading to say that?
click to expand
Posted by sultrykittyPC sounds familiar...what is that?Posted by GemitatiI suppose. Things have changed since the days when I bothered myself with PC.Posted by sultrykittyIsn't dyke a masculine lesbian?Posted by GemitatiI don't think so.Posted by sultrykittyPosted by GemitatiOh, well you could've been more clear! 😄Posted by sultrykittyI meant lesbian bar. I know gay men not interested in women...that's kind of obvious.?Posted by GemitatiIf they're men it doesn't matter if a woman is straight or gay, they're not interested in you that way. Most gay guys can spot a gay woman right off the bat though.Posted by sultrykittySo no one is hitting on you?
You make some new friends and have a fantastic time without feeling like you're a piece of meat?
Do they know you are straight just because?
Even LadyNeptune thought the same thing, I think.
Never been to a dyke bar, probably wouldn't. Why?
Why dyke bar?
You know it's kind of degrading to say that?
click to expand
Penis cunt
Posted by GemitatiWhy do you feel compelled to do that? I never asked you to look after my emotional well-being. I figure you have enough on your plate with the cap and the scorp.Posted by LadyNeptuneI am just trying to make you feel like you matter...Posted by GemitatiYour obsession with me and my dog is cute. Kinda like your attempts at trolling.Posted by LadyNeptuneTry singles bar...they are all in there with their dogs...Posted by Prince_PiscesNot the bars I go too! Although we like the ones that have drag shows on wed nights. Where are my singles.Posted by LadyNeptuneYou know damn well we aren't inclusive LOL! I've always wondered why a lot of gay guys get annoyed when a girl comes into a gay bar. Like why are you so threatened?Posted by GemitatiTheres not really any soley 'lesi' bars/clubs where we party (weho). Gay is gay is gay. And gay is about being inclusive.Posted by sultrykittyI meant lesbian bar. I know gay men not interested in women...that's kind of obvious.?Posted by GemitatiIf they're men it doesn't matter if a woman is straight or gay, they're not interested in you that way. Most gay guys can spot a gay woman right off the bat though.Posted by sultrykittySo no one is hitting on you?
You make some new friends and have a fantastic time without feeling like you're a piece of meat?
Do they know you are straight just because?
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But damn, all the free time on your hands...I'm starting to think they don't even exist.
Posted by LadyNeptuneI have wild imagination...Posted by GemitatiWhy do you feel compelled to do that? I never asked you to look after my emotional well-being. I figure you have enough on your plate with the cap and the scorp.Posted by LadyNeptuneI am just trying to make you feel like you matter...Posted by GemitatiYour obsession with me and my dog is cute. Kinda like your attempts at trolling.Posted by LadyNeptuneTry singles bar...they are all in there with their dogs...Posted by Prince_PiscesNot the bars I go too! Although we like the ones that have drag shows on wed nights. Where are my singles.Posted by LadyNeptuneYou know damn well we aren't inclusive LOL! I've always wondered why a lot of gay guys get annoyed when a girl comes into a gay bar. Like why are you so threatened?Posted by GemitatiTheres not really any soley 'lesi' bars/clubs where we party (weho). Gay is gay is gay. And gay is about being inclusive.Posted by sultrykittyI meant lesbian bar. I know gay men not interested in women...that's kind of obvious.?Posted by GemitatiIf they're men it doesn't matter if a woman is straight or gay, they're not interested in you that way. Most gay guys can spot a gay woman right off the bat though.Posted by sultrykittySo no one is hitting on you?
You make some new friends and have a fantastic time without feeling like you're a piece of meat?
Do they know you are straight just because?
But damn, all the free time on your hands...I'm starting to think they don't even exist.click to expand
Posted by GemitatiSo that's a yes to them not existing? Thanks.Posted by LadyNeptuneI have wild imagination...Posted by GemitatiWhy do you feel compelled to do that? I never asked you to look after my emotional well-being. I figure you have enough on your plate with the cap and the scorp.Posted by LadyNeptuneI am just trying to make you feel like you matter...Posted by GemitatiYour obsession with me and my dog is cute. Kinda like your attempts at trolling.Posted by LadyNeptuneTry singles bar...they are all in there with their dogs...Posted by Prince_PiscesNot the bars I go too! Although we like the ones that have drag shows on wed nights. Where are my singles.Posted by LadyNeptuneYou know damn well we aren't inclusive LOL! I've always wondered why a lot of gay guys get annoyed when a girl comes into a gay bar. Like why are you so threatened?Posted by GemitatiTheres not really any soley 'lesi' bars/clubs where we party (weho). Gay is gay is gay. And gay is about being inclusive.Posted by sultrykittyI meant lesbian bar. I know gay men not interested in women...that's kind of obvious.?Posted by GemitatiIf they're men it doesn't matter if a woman is straight or gay, they're not interested in you that way. Most gay guys can spot a gay woman right off the bat though.Posted by sultrykittySo no one is hitting on you?
You make some new friends and have a fantastic time without feeling like you're a piece of meat?
Do they know you are straight just because?
But damn, all the free time on your hands...I'm starting to think they don't even exist.
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Posted by LadyNeptuneSure. Anytime.Posted by GemitatiSo that's a yes to them not existing? Thanks.Posted by LadyNeptuneI have wild imagination...Posted by GemitatiWhy do you feel compelled to do that? I never asked you to look after my emotional well-being. I figure you have enough on your plate with the cap and the scorp.Posted by LadyNeptuneI am just trying to make you feel like you matter...Posted by GemitatiYour obsession with me and my dog is cute. Kinda like your attempts at trolling.Posted by LadyNeptuneTry singles bar...they are all in there with their dogs...Posted by Prince_PiscesNot the bars I go too! Although we like the ones that have drag shows on wed nights. Where are my singles.Posted by LadyNeptuneYou know damn well we aren't inclusive LOL! I've always wondered why a lot of gay guys get annoyed when a girl comes into a gay bar. Like why are you so threatened?Posted by GemitatiTheres not really any soley 'lesi' bars/clubs where we party (weho). Gay is gay is gay. And gay is about being inclusive.Posted by sultrykittyI meant lesbian bar. I know gay men not interested in women...that's kind of obvious.?Posted by GemitatiIf they're men it doesn't matter if a woman is straight or gay, they're not interested in you that way. Most gay guys can spot a gay woman right off the bat though.Posted by sultrykittySo no one is hitting on you?
You make some new friends and have a fantastic time without feeling like you're a piece of meat?
Do they know you are straight just because?
But damn, all the free time on your hands...I'm starting to think they don't even exist.
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If you're a straight woman and you go to a lesbian bar, expect to get hit on.
Regardless if it's a gay bar, straight bar, or lesbian one, it's all a meat market.
Regardless if it's a gay bar, straight bar, or lesbian one, it's all a meat market.
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