
I mean.. I paid for the date, ya know?


Posted by BlueStarPosted by _Dazed I mean.. I paid for the date, ya know?
So as long as I pay we don’t have to do it? 😄click to expand
Posted by BlueStar
Whoever wants to have sex should have them.

Posted by Wildd_FloPosted by BlueStar
Whoever wants to have sex should have them.
I used to bring my own because that’s what I want but someone is uptight... 😒 @_dazedclick to expand

Posted by Wildd_FloPosted by _DazedPosted by Wildd_FloPosted by BlueStar
Whoever wants to have sex should have them.
I used to bring my own because that’s what I want but someone is uptight... 😒 @_dazed
wut
Don’t act brand new.click to expand

Posted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by _DazedPosted by BlueStarPosted by _Dazed I mean.. I paid for the date, ya know?
So as long as I pay we don’t have to do it? 😄
Win win for me honestly.
Are you an impotent or an asexual? 🤷♀️click to expand


Posted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by _DazedPosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by _DazedPosted by BlueStarPosted by _Dazed I mean.. I paid for the date, ya know?
So as long as I pay we don’t have to do it? 😄
Win win for me honestly.
Are you an impotent or an asexual? 🤷♀️
Define impotent
Man who aren’t sexually active due to inability to achieve and maintain erection.
Recognizing yourself?click to expand

Posted by GemiAwesomeAss
When young men hitting on me I am asking why? Do you like sagging boobs more than perky?
Well...I am also be frank...I prefer impotent...and now after we all been truthful to each other - SCRAM!


Posted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by BlueStarPosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by PiscesGal76
Do you want to get pregnant or get a std? No? Then always come prepared and have condoms with you. Its not just the task of the man. Most times men dont even think about such things so dont rely on the other person to provide condoms.
Some specially lucky people catching STDs from their spouses - so STD is an unfortunate occurrence. I’ve used condom 2 times. First and last. Lol
I rather not do anything than do it with condom.
So all men I spoke with. Torture!!!
Did the Cap give you one?
No. Never had one but friends spouses were fucking around and that shit finding out is brutal...getting STDs AND finding out you’ve been stood up...🙄click to expand


Posted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAss
When young men hitting on me I am asking why? Do you like sagging boobs more than perky?
Well...I am also be frank...I prefer impotent...and now after we all been truthful to each other - SCRAM!
The woman knows what she likes, and she likes limp dick
Sometimes you are so dense...you are trying to win so hard that you making stupid mistakes like this...
My post was a JOKE! And everyone got it except you. You just being pitiful. Get the trophy 🏆- happy now? 🤦♀️click to expand

Posted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by _DazedPosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by _DazedPosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by _DazedPosted by BlueStarPosted by _Dazed I mean.. I paid for the date, ya know?
So as long as I pay we don’t have to do it? 😄
Win win for me honestly.
Are you an impotent or an asexual? 🤷♀️
Define impotent
Man who aren’t sexually active due to inability to achieve and maintain erection.
Recognizing yourself?
My erection has been harder and bigger since I've stopped drinking. Try again.
YOU said NOT having sex is win-win for you soooo....this is HOW my question was born.::🤦♀️click to expand

Posted by BlueStarPosted by PiscesGal76
Do you want to get pregnant or get a std? No? Then always come prepared and have condoms with you. Its not just the task of the man. Most times men dont even think about such things so dont rely on the other person to provide condoms.
You can get pregnant using condoms. It takes having sex almost every day for 11 months.click to expand

Posted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAss
When young men hitting on me I am asking why? Do you like sagging boobs more than perky?
Well...I am also be frank...I prefer impotent...and now after we all been truthful to each other - SCRAM!
The woman knows what she likes, and she likes limp dick
Sometimes you are so dense...you are trying to win so hard that you making stupid mistakes like this...
My post was a JOKE! And everyone got it except you. You just being pitiful. Get the trophy 🏆- happy now? 🤦♀️
Does this mean your tits aren't saggy either? Disappointing...
You are extremely annoying and pitiful today. What’s wrong? Hinted yiur bf about marriage and he is pretending he has was in his ears?
Btw you can always refer to your moms tits about sagging before boob job. I am feeling weird talking to a woman about my boobs...most I can do for you is to send you picture of my...knee...🤷♀️😂click to expand

Posted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by _DazedPosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by _DazedPosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by _DazedPosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by _DazedPosted by BlueStarPosted by _Dazed I mean.. I paid for the date, ya know?
So as long as I pay we don’t have to do it? 😄
Win win for me honestly.
Are you an impotent or an asexual? 🤷♀️
Define impotent
Man who aren’t sexually active due to inability to achieve and maintain erection.
Recognizing yourself?
My erection has been harder and bigger since I've stopped drinking. Try again.
YOU said NOT having sex is win-win for you soooo....this is HOW my question was born.::🤦♀️
I'm borderline asexual and love food, especially when it's free.
What's difficult to understand about that?
You just happily bragged about harder bigger dick!! And now you are an assexual?🤷♀️click to expand


Posted by Sith_Rogen
Seems fair for the guy to provide them if we still continue to tax feminine hygiene products or not make them flex spending eligible.

Posted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAss
When young men hitting on me I am asking why? Do you like sagging boobs more than perky?
Well...I am also be frank...I prefer impotent...and now after we all been truthful to each other - SCRAM!
The woman knows what she likes, and she likes limp dick
Sometimes you are so dense...you are trying to win so hard that you making stupid mistakes like this...
My post was a JOKE! And everyone got it except you. You just being pitiful. Get the trophy 🏆- happy now? 🤦♀️
Does this mean your tits aren't saggy either? Disappointing...
You are extremely annoying and pitiful today. What’s wrong? Hinted yiur bf about marriage and he is pretending he has was in his ears?
Btw you can always refer to your moms tits about sagging before boob job. I am feeling weird talking to a woman about my boobs...most I can do for you is to send you picture of my...knee...🤷♀️😂
So is that a yes or a no....
I don’t owe you description of my boobs because if I’ll give in - next thing you’ll ask me my vj pick...then you’ll wirk your way to meet me...no! I don’t need this shit...and have I made myself clear? No VJ picks will be sent unless price offered will blind my judgement...but you don’t have this much money so...click to expand


Posted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAss
When young men hitting on me I am asking why? Do you like sagging boobs more than perky?
Well...I am also be frank...I prefer impotent...and now after we all been truthful to each other - SCRAM!
The woman knows what she likes, and she likes limp dick
Sometimes you are so dense...you are trying to win so hard that you making stupid mistakes like this...
My post was a JOKE! And everyone got it except you. You just being pitiful. Get the trophy 🏆- happy now? 🤦♀️
Does this mean your tits aren't saggy either? Disappointing...
You are extremely annoying and pitiful today. What’s wrong? Hinted yiur bf about marriage and he is pretending he has was in his ears?
Btw you can always refer to your moms tits about sagging before boob job. I am feeling weird talking to a woman about my boobs...most I can do for you is to send you picture of my...knee...🤷♀️😂
So is that a yes or a no....
I don’t owe you description of my boobs because if I’ll give in - next thing you’ll ask me my vj pick...then you’ll wirk your way to meet me...no! I don’t need this shit...and have I made myself clear? No VJ picks will be sent unless price offered will blind my judgement...but you don’t have this much money so...
Just trying to figure out what is the truth and what is a 'joke'.
You seem kinda defensive for someone whose joking...
You sound exhausted. And you don’t get jokes. And asking old woman about boobs. Are you about to I’ve fucking nerves break down and be blaming on me? Fuck!click to expand



Posted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAss
When young men hitting on me I am asking why? Do you like sagging boobs more than perky?
Well...I am also be frank...I prefer impotent...and now after we all been truthful to each other - SCRAM!
The woman knows what she likes, and she likes limp dick
Sometimes you are so dense...you are trying to win so hard that you making stupid mistakes like this...
My post was a JOKE! And everyone got it except you. You just being pitiful. Get the trophy 🏆- happy now? 🤦♀️
Does this mean your tits aren't saggy either? Disappointing...
You are extremely annoying and pitiful today. What’s wrong? Hinted yiur bf about marriage and he is pretending he has was in his ears?
Btw you can always refer to your moms tits about sagging before boob job. I am feeling weird talking to a woman about my boobs...most I can do for you is to send you picture of my...knee...🤷♀️😂
So is that a yes or a no....
I don’t owe you description of my boobs because if I’ll give in - next thing you’ll ask me my vj pick...then you’ll wirk your way to meet me...no! I don’t need this shit...and have I made myself clear? No VJ picks will be sent unless price offered will blind my judgement...but you don’t have this much money so...
Just trying to figure out what is the truth and what is a 'joke'.
You seem kinda defensive for someone whose joking...
You sound exhausted. And you don’t get jokes. And asking old woman about boobs. Are you about to I’ve fucking nerves break down and be blaming on me? Fuck!
Mondays are always exhausting, its true.
I promise I'm not having a nervous breakdown. But I might if you keep threatening to send me vj pics. At least eat some humus first, please I beg you.
I am...
https://i.imgur.com/LaPGYih.jpg<div class="bqfade">click to expand

Posted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAss
When young men hitting on me I am asking why? Do you like sagging boobs more than perky?
Well...I am also be frank...I prefer impotent...and now after we all been truthful to each other - SCRAM!
The woman knows what she likes, and she likes limp dick
Sometimes you are so dense...you are trying to win so hard that you making stupid mistakes like this...
My post was a JOKE! And everyone got it except you. You just being pitiful. Get the trophy 🏆- happy now? 🤦♀️
Does this mean your tits aren't saggy either? Disappointing...
You are extremely annoying and pitiful today. What’s wrong? Hinted yiur bf about marriage and he is pretending he has was in his ears?
Btw you can always refer to your moms tits about sagging before boob job. I am feeling weird talking to a woman about my boobs...most I can do for you is to send you picture of my...knee...🤷♀️😂
So is that a yes or a no....
I don’t owe you description of my boobs because if I’ll give in - next thing you’ll ask me my vj pick...then you’ll wirk your way to meet me...no! I don’t need this shit...and have I made myself clear? No VJ picks will be sent unless price offered will blind my judgement...but you don’t have this much money so...
Just trying to figure out what is the truth and what is a 'joke'.
You seem kinda defensive for someone whose joking...
You sound exhausted. And you don’t get jokes. And asking old woman about boobs. Are you about to I’ve fucking nerves break down and be blaming on me? Fuck!
Mondays are always exhausting, its true.
I promise I'm not having a nervous breakdown. But I might if you keep threatening to send me vj pics. At least eat some humus first, please I beg you.
I am...
https://i.imgur.com/LaPGYih.jpg<div class="bqfade">click to expand



Posted by jukeyPosted by LadyNeptune
Oooh geology terms, hawt
I'm a visual learner, thank youclick to expand

Posted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiAwesomeAss
When young men hitting on me I am asking why? Do you like sagging boobs more than perky?
Well...I am also be frank...I prefer impotent...and now after we all been truthful to each other - SCRAM!
The woman knows what she likes, and she likes limp dick
Sometimes you are so dense...you are trying to win so hard that you making stupid mistakes like this...
My post was a JOKE! And everyone got it except you. You just being pitiful. Get the trophy 🏆- happy now? 🤦♀️
Does this mean your tits aren't saggy either? Disappointing...
You are extremely annoying and pitiful today. What’s wrong? Hinted yiur bf about marriage and he is pretending he has was in his ears?
Btw you can always refer to your moms tits about sagging before boob job. I am feeling weird talking to a woman about my boobs...most I can do for you is to send you picture of my...knee...🤷♀️😂
So is that a yes or a no....
I don’t owe you description of my boobs because if I’ll give in - next thing you’ll ask me my vj pick...then you’ll wirk your way to meet me...no! I don’t need this shit...and have I made myself clear? No VJ picks will be sent unless price offered will blind my judgement...but you don’t have this much money so...
Just trying to figure out what is the truth and what is a 'joke'.
You seem kinda defensive for someone whose joking...
You sound exhausted. And you don’t get jokes. And asking old woman about boobs. Are you about to I’ve fucking nerves break down and be blaming on me? Fuck!
Mondays are always exhausting, its true.
I promise I'm not having a nervous breakdown. But I might if you keep threatening to send me vj pics. At least eat some humus first, please I beg you.
I am...
*wipes tear from eye
Proud of you and your saggy tits
I didn’t know Aries likes hummus so between 2 of us we’ve finished that container...so I am bloating like a balloon...thanks.
What if man gets estrogen? Will he grow boobs? 🤷♀️click to expand

Posted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by AbbyNormalPosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by BlueStarPosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by PiscesGal76
Do you want to get pregnant or get a std? No? Then always come prepared and have condoms with you. Its not just the task of the man. Most times men dont even think about such things so dont rely on the other person to provide condoms.
Some specially lucky people catching STDs from their spouses - so STD is an unfortunate occurrence. I’ve used condom 2 times. First and last. Lol
I rather not do anything than do it with condom.
So all men I spoke with. Torture!!!
Did the Cap give you one?
No. Never had one but friends spouses were fucking around and that shit finding out is brutal...getting STDs AND finding out you’ve been stood up...🙄
Is how I found out my ex was cheating on me. Gave me chlamydia the son of a bitch! Always used them ever since because of that. Because the next time it might not’ve been curable. Now I’m just celibate LOL
Second chlamidia isn’t curable?click to expand

Posted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by AbbyNormalPosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by AbbyNormalPosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by BlueStarPosted by GemiAwesomeAssPosted by PiscesGal76
Do you want to get pregnant or get a std? No? Then always come prepared and have condoms with you. Its not just the task of the man. Most times men dont even think about such things so dont rely on the other person to provide condoms.
Some specially lucky people catching STDs from their spouses - so STD is an unfortunate occurrence. I’ve used condom 2 times. First and last. Lol
I rather not do anything than do it with condom.
So all men I spoke with. Torture!!!
Did the Cap give you one?
No. Never had one but friends spouses were fucking around and that shit finding out is brutal...getting STDs AND finding out you’ve been stood up...🙄
Is how I found out my ex was cheating on me. Gave me chlamydia the son of a bitch! Always used them ever since because of that. Because the next time it might not’ve been curable. Now I’m just celibate LOL
Second chlamidia isn’t curable?
Lol I meant the next time unwrapped it could be something uncurable lol chlamydia is bacterial if I remember correctly, so antibiotics kill it.... every time haha.
So...it’s a good news right? 🤷♀️click to expand


Posted by jukey
Yes, as a courtesy and I don't mind using them. Plus, I feel like it's less complicated than a woman using birth control or an IUD, which can come with unpleasant side effects. Unless she wants the extra peace of mind.
When I knew it was going down, I placed them in strategic positions within reach, knowing I would not want to pause the action to grab them. The band can't stop playing halfway through the set.



Posted by bkbella86
When I was in a relationship we picked them up together often, and he paid. Why is this a question? Are you trying to fuggg or nah? It’s sounds incredibly petty to ask.


Posted by _Dazed
It's funny to me watching the women in this thread not realize this is a parody thread.

Posted by _Dazed I mean.. I paid for the date, ya know?

Posted by Wildd_FloPosted by stillstillwaterPosted by _Dazed
It's funny to me watching the women in this thread not realize this is a parody thread.
A non-amusing at that.
Dxpers think they're so cute w their parody posts whereas most of the time it's such evident attention seeking behavior.
Are you okay?click to expand



Posted by Wildd_FloPosted by LadyNeptune
Its 2020, big ass and titties with petite waist is the ideal body shape. Someone should tell grams...
For real. I’m petite overall so that ain’t happening for me lolclick to expand

Posted by Wildd_FloPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by Wildd_FloPosted by LadyNeptune
Its 2020, big ass and titties with petite waist is the ideal body shape. Someone should tell grams...
For real. I’m petite overall so that ain’t happening for me lol
I'm just shook that 'huge/fat/big ass' was meant as an insult. Shooketh.
She’s just salty, and trying to make racist remarks that obviously backfired.click to expand

Posted by Wildd_FloPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by Wildd_FloPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by Wildd_FloPosted by LadyNeptune
Its 2020, big ass and titties with petite waist is the ideal body shape. Someone should tell grams...
For real. I’m petite overall so that ain’t happening for me lol
I'm just shook that 'huge/fat/big ass' was meant as an insult. Shooketh.
She’s just salty, and trying to make racist remarks that obviously backfired.
That might be my fault. I've been peer pressuring her to eat more hummus for those low e levels to keep the pussy from drying out like the mummy before he sucked the life outta those tomb raiders.
Sadly I forgot to mention to look out for the high sodium content. My bad.
😂😂😂
Lookin like grootclick to expand


Posted by stillstillwaterPosted by _Dazed
It's funny to me watching the women in this thread not realize this is a parody thread.
A non-amusing at that.
Dxpers think they're so cute w their parody posts whereas most of the time it's such evident attention seeking behavior.click to expand

Posted by _DazedPosted by stillstillwaterPosted by _Dazed
It's funny to me watching the women in this thread not realize this is a parody thread.
A non-amusing at that.
Dxpers think they're so cute w their parody posts whereas most of the time it's such evident attention seeking behavior.
So evident that you commented seriously 🤣
"Lol.hes hurt because he paid for dinner. So he wants to prove his manhood through reciprocity that women buy the condoms 🤷"click to expand

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