Gemitati
@Gemitati
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Let's bullshit everyone
Posted by TheCanBullSo if I snap some you wouldn't mind because you have full ass of it?
I am Terminator.
I have achieved everything.
My pleasure is me sitting alone next to the large pile of cash i have.
I forgot to post some bullshot!
I am a woman with no desires but everything just COMES MY WAY!
I am so sick of these millioners and artists who just want to give me everything!
I am so tired to refuse...refuse...refuse!
Why can't I just accept? I am too smart I guess!
TAXES!!!!
I am a woman with no desires but everything just COMES MY WAY!
I am so sick of these millioners and artists who just want to give me everything!
I am so tired to refuse...refuse...refuse!
Why can't I just accept? I am too smart I guess!
TAXES!!!!
Posted by TheCanBullWhat can I touch than—Posted by GemitatiI am Terminator, you touch my cash...Posted by TheCanBullSo if I snap some you wouldn't mind because you have full ass of it?
I am Terminator.
I have achieved everything.
My pleasure is me sitting alone next to the large pile of cash i have.
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Scrooge!
Posted by GemitatiI look like I live in an oceanfront condo and wouldn't have the time to bitch on dxpnet while playing pokemon and listening to dubstep at the exact same time
...like most do here!
What do you look like?
What are you trying to achieve?
What's your pleasure?
Don't tell the truth!
Just go out of your mind like if you had any! Carry ON!
World peace, or maybe world domination? Whichever happens first.
My pleasure isn't taking a rubber glove, a sock, rubber bands, and lube then sticking in my couch then fucking it. Seriously, who the fuck would do that?
Posted by SoulNo one does!Posted by GemitatiI look like I live in an oceanfront condo and wouldn't have the time to bitch on dxpnet while playing pokemon and listening to dubstep at the exact same time
...like most do here!
What do you look like?
What are you trying to achieve?
What's your pleasure?
Don't tell the truth!
Just go out of your mind like if you had any! Carry ON!
World peace, or maybe world domination? Whichever happens first.
My pleasure isn't taking a rubber glove, a sock, rubber bands, and lube then sticking in my couch then fucking it. Seriously, who the fuck would do that?
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Are you kidding me!
Vibrators should be banned by FDA!
Btw how does one LOOK like if they live in oceanfront condo?
I know but I am just testing your...testicles!
Lol
Im God. Nuff said.
I'm gemitati.
I look like a fat 50-year old woman who is 5'5 tall.
I'm trying to hide my insecurities and sheer lack of maturity by cheating on my husband of 20 or so years.
My pleasure is cheating and feeling good about it.
I look like a fat 50-year old woman who is 5'5 tall.
I'm trying to hide my insecurities and sheer lack of maturity by cheating on my husband of 20 or so years.
My pleasure is cheating and feeling good about it.
Posted by TheGreatSearcherWait! That's bull! Who am I?
I'm gemitati.
I look like a fat 50-year old woman who is 5'5 tall.
I'm trying to hide my insecurities and sheer lack of maturity by cheating on my husband of 20 or so years.
My pleasure is cheating and feeling good about it.
I don't want to be YOU!
Posted by AUniqueAndSpecialSnowflakeThat was best so far!
Me:
Goal:
To make America great...again. To take my country back, the one we stole from the Native Americans. Since competency is no longer a necessity to be for president, I'm running for office. Louis Farrakhan will be my running mate.
Except that man with book!
We don't read books here...do we?
Posted by AUniqueAndSpecialSnowflakeToo bad most Arabs know English as well! ToPosted by GemitatiPosted by AUniqueAndSpecialSnowflakeThat was best so far!
Me:
Goal:
To make America great...again. To take my country back, the one we stole from the Native Americans. Since competency is no longer a necessity to be for president, I'm running for office. Louis Farrakhan will be my running mate.
Except that man with book!
We don't read books here...do we?
Good point about the book. Don't worry, its in Arabic. Most Americans only know English.
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Posted by AUniqueAndSpecialSnowflakeAt the end we will pay because WE want it!Posted by GemitatiPosted by AUniqueAndSpecialSnowflakeToo bad most Arabs know English as well! ToPosted by GemitatiPosted by AUniqueAndSpecialSnowflakeThat was best so far!
Me:
Goal:
To make America great...again. To take my country back, the one we stole from the Native Americans. Since competency is no longer a necessity to be for president, I'm running for office. Louis Farrakhan will be my running mate.
Except that man with book!
We don't read books here...do we?
Good point about the book. Don't worry, its in Arabic. Most Americans only know English.
Don't worry about them. Trump has a plan that we're going to put in place right after we get Mexico to pay for that fence
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Have you seen their homes?
No roof 3 walls! What fence they will pay for?
Posted by AUniqueAndSpecialSnowflakeSmall business man—Posted by GemitatiPosted by AUniqueAndSpecialSnowflakeAt the end we will pay because WE want it!Posted by GemitatiPosted by AUniqueAndSpecialSnowflakeToo bad most Arabs know English as well! ToPosted by GemitatiPosted by AUniqueAndSpecialSnowflakeThat was best so far!
Me:
Goal:
To make America great...again. To take my country back, the one we stole from the Native Americans. Since competency is no longer a necessity to be for president, I'm running for office. Louis Farrakhan will be my running mate.
Except that man with book!
We don't read books here...do we?
Good point about the book. Don't worry, its in Arabic. Most Americans only know English.
Don't worry about them. Trump has a plan that we're going to put in place right after we get Mexico to pay for that fence
Have you seen their homes?
No roof 3 walls! What fence they will pay for?
Don't worry about the details. Trump is a smart business man. He has a plan. He just hasn't told us yet. We just have to wait.
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Trump the Donald?
That was biggest stupid post ever!!!
Lol
Posted by AUniqueAndSpecialSnowflakeSmall business man—Posted by GemitatiPosted by AUniqueAndSpecialSnowflakeAt the end we will pay because WE want it!Posted by GemitatiPosted by AUniqueAndSpecialSnowflakeToo bad most Arabs know English as well! ToPosted by GemitatiPosted by AUniqueAndSpecialSnowflakeThat was best so far!
Me:
Goal:
To make America great...again. To take my country back, the one we stole from the Native Americans. Since competency is no longer a necessity to be for president, I'm running for office. Louis Farrakhan will be my running mate.
Except that man with book!
We don't read books here...do we?
Good point about the book. Don't worry, its in Arabic. Most Americans only know English.
Don't worry about them. Trump has a plan that we're going to put in place right after we get Mexico to pay for that fence
Have you seen their homes?
No roof 3 walls! What fence they will pay for?
Don't worry about the details. Trump is a smart business man. He has a plan. He just hasn't told us yet. We just have to wait.
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Trump the Donald?
That was biggest stupid post ever!!!
Lol
Posted by AUniqueAndSpecialSnowflakeI am actually Trump camp so no need to apologize!Posted by GemitatiPosted by AUniqueAndSpecialSnowflakeSmall business man—Posted by GemitatiPosted by AUniqueAndSpecialSnowflakeAt the end we will pay because WE want it!Posted by GemitatiPosted by AUniqueAndSpecialSnowflakeToo bad most Arabs know English as well! ToPosted by GemitatiPosted by AUniqueAndSpecialSnowflakeThat was best so far!
Me:
Goal:
To make America great...again. To take my country back, the one we stole from the Native Americans. Since competency is no longer a necessity to be for president, I'm running for office. Louis Farrakhan will be my running mate.
Except that man with book!
We don't read books here...do we?
Good point about the book. Don't worry, its in Arabic. Most Americans only know English.
Don't worry about them. Trump has a plan that we're going to put in place right after we get Mexico to pay for that fence
Have you seen their homes?
No roof 3 walls! What fence they will pay for?
Don't worry about the details. Trump is a smart business man. He has a plan. He just hasn't told us yet. We just have to wait.
Trump the Donald?
That was biggest stupid post ever!!!
Lol
I clearly wrote smart and not small. You misread the post. It's okay, we prefer misinformed voters. Can we count on you for our support? I'll even get rid of those pesky books.
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I have small screen and old eyes so sometimes I can't tell small from big so...
We are cool'
And yeah my support as long it doesn't require to build hotels or kiss Putin! Yuck!
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What are you trying to achieve?
What's your pleasure?
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Just go out of your mind like if you had any! Carry ON!