@pinkbird03
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Posted by Ssuperman
I am seriously considering renting myself out for the holidays.How much ?
$ 50 plus gas.
? Not bad!!
I mean, that's just to show up, eat, smack you on the booty (to look like you have a legit dude) and leave. Hugging the mom is an extra $ 5.
Lol this would make for two very interesting nights
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Shit, I gotta stay the night and "cuddle"?
Posted by Mike79
It really doesn'tIt's awful man. Drink with us.
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But you're not single
Posted by Ssuperman
I am seriously considering renting myself out for the holidays.How much ?
$ 50 plus gas.
I don't know what all you're including in that $ 50, but it's the holidays, I think you can get more.
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I'm not that good. I'm keeping it affordable and realistic.
Lol you guys are too funny ?
Posted by pinkbird03
Lol you guys are too funny ?
We have a deal?
Posted by pinkbird03
Lol you guys are too funny ?We have a deal?
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What state do you live in?
Posted by pinkbird03
Lol you guys are too funny ?We have a deal?
What state do you live in?
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Texas. I love to drive
Posted by pinkbird03
Lol you guys are too funny ?We have a deal?
What state do you live in?
Texas. I love to drive
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too much gas money!! Lol.
Fun talk tonight
Goodnight everyone ?
Posted by GetMisted
Never trust an inmate tryin to hard sell you.
Awwww boo bear. I wasn't trying to make you jelly. You're still my #1
Posted by GetMisted
Never trust an inmate tryin to hard sell you.Awwww boo bear. I wasn't trying to make you jelly. You're still my #1
That's what all the inmates say.
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I'm glad you agree. ??
Posted by Ssuperman
I am seriously considering renting myself out for the holidays.How much ?
$ 50 plus gas.
? Not bad!!
I mean, that's just to show up, eat, smack you on the booty (to look like you have a legit dude) and leave. Hugging the mom is an extra $ 5.
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I'd pay you to not touch me and to leave my mom alone. 😛
Posted by Ssuperman
I am seriously considering renting myself out for the holidays.How much ?
$ 50 plus gas.
? Not bad!!
I mean, that's just to show up, eat, smack you on the booty (to look like you have a legit dude) and leave. Hugging the mom is an extra $ 5.
I'd pay you to not touch me and to leave my mom alone. 😛
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You been hibernating?
Posted by Ssuperman
I am seriously considering renting myself out for the holidays.How much ?
$ 50 plus gas.
? Not bad!!
I mean, that's just to show up, eat, smack you on the booty (to look like you have a legit dude) and leave. Hugging the mom is an extra $ 5.
I'd pay you to not touch me and to leave my mom alone. 😛
You been hibernating?
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No, dxp was just so boring that I didn't bother.
Posted by Ssuperman
I am seriously considering renting myself out for the holidays.How much ?
$ 50 plus gas.
? Not bad!!
I mean, that's just to show up, eat, smack you on the booty (to look like you have a legit dude) and leave. Hugging the mom is an extra $ 5.
I'd pay you to not touch me and to leave my mom alone. 😛
You been hibernating?
No, dxp was just so boring that I didn't bother.
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Well, glad you're back
Don't let The Man bring you down! They make it suck to be a lot of things! Single, curly haired, hairy legged, tanned, not tanned, tall, shirt, curvy, skinny, overweight...they just want us to hate ourselves so they can sell us sh!t.
Being single sucks year long. Too early for Persecco?
Posted by Kaleesa
Being single sucks year long. Too early for Persecco?
Nope. Cheers! ?
Posted by Kaleesa
Being single sucks year long. Too early for Persecco?Nope. Cheers! ?
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Cheers! At least at the holidays there is free spirits and family around. What about the lonely Mondays sitting alone on thr couch with a box of wine watching Greys Anatomy while randomly taking your free hand to play in your pubic hair so you can sniff your fingers?
That's a new low. That's like SOS save me singledom status.
Posted by pinkbird03
It sucks to be single.What happened with Cap?
Or just an observation?
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We are now "friends" who happen to talk a lot. I don't know if it's ever going to get serious. He's confusing!
Omg I found someone for Christmas! Haha maybe! I knew this guy from a golf course years ago and talked to him at a wedding last month! He randomly texted me today saying hi! I remember you asking me for my number at the wedding, but I was dating someone at the time.
Lol... what's funny is I totally don't remember asking for him number!! Or the rest of the conversation... I was very very drunk. He said he didn't notice, thank goodness! He got my number from another golfer I didn't know he was friends with. It's kinda cute.
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Lol this would make for two very interesting nights