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Pink Bird
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I am seriously considering renting myself out for the holidays.
How much ?
$ 50 plus gas.
? Not bad!!
I mean, that's just to show up, eat, smack you on the booty (to look like you have a legit dude) and leave. Hugging the mom is an extra $ 5.
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Lol this would make for two very interesting nights
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Superman
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Posted by Ssuperman
I am seriously considering renting myself out for the holidays.
How much ?
$ 50 plus gas.
? Not bad!!
I mean, that's just to show up, eat, smack you on the booty (to look like you have a legit dude) and leave. Hugging the mom is an extra $ 5.
Lol this would make for two very interesting nights

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Shit, I gotta stay the night and "cuddle"?
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MoonArtist
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Posted by Ssuperman
I am seriously considering renting myself out for the holidays.
How much ?
$ 50 plus gas.
? Not bad!!
I mean, that's just to show up, eat, smack you on the booty (to look like you have a legit dude) and leave. Hugging the mom is an extra $ 5.
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I'd pay you to not touch me and to leave my mom alone. 😛
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Superman
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Posted by pinkbird03
Posted by Ssuperman
Posted by pinkbird03
Posted by Ssuperman
I am seriously considering renting myself out for the holidays.
How much ?
$ 50 plus gas.
? Not bad!!
I mean, that's just to show up, eat, smack you on the booty (to look like you have a legit dude) and leave. Hugging the mom is an extra $ 5.


I'd pay you to not touch me and to leave my mom alone. 😛

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You been hibernating?
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MoonArtist
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Posted by pinkbird03
Posted by Ssuperman
Posted by pinkbird03
Posted by Ssuperman
I am seriously considering renting myself out for the holidays.
How much ?
$ 50 plus gas.
? Not bad!!
I mean, that's just to show up, eat, smack you on the booty (to look like you have a legit dude) and leave. Hugging the mom is an extra $ 5.


I'd pay you to not touch me and to leave my mom alone. 😛


You been hibernating?
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No, dxp was just so boring that I didn't bother.

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Posted by MoonArtist
Posted by Ssuperman
Posted by MoonArtist
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Posted by pinkbird03
Posted by Ssuperman
Posted by pinkbird03
Posted by Ssuperman
I am seriously considering renting myself out for the holidays.
How much ?
$ 50 plus gas.
? Not bad!!
I mean, that's just to show up, eat, smack you on the booty (to look like you have a legit dude) and leave. Hugging the mom is an extra $ 5.


I'd pay you to not touch me and to leave my mom alone. 😛


You been hibernating?
No, dxp was just so boring that I didn't bother.

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Well, glad you're back
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Kaleesa
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Being single sucks year long. Too early for Persecco?
Nope. Cheers! ?
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Cheers! At least at the holidays there is free spirits and family around. What about the lonely Mondays sitting alone on thr couch with a box of wine watching Greys Anatomy while randomly taking your free hand to play in your pubic hair so you can sniff your fingers?

That's a new low. That's like SOS save me singledom status.
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Pink Bird
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Omg I found someone for Christmas! Haha maybe! I knew this guy from a golf course years ago and talked to him at a wedding last month! He randomly texted me today saying hi! I remember you asking me for my number at the wedding, but I was dating someone at the time.

Lol... what's funny is I totally don't remember asking for him number!! Or the rest of the conversation... I was very very drunk. He said he didn't notice, thank goodness! He got my number from another golfer I didn't know he was friends with. It's kinda cute.