Man Secrets

What are some man secrets women don't know about?

There is entertainment value in shooting the left over poop stains in the toilet while you pee. It's like an arcade game.

You may think you're being clear, but you're not. Hinting doesn't work. Tell us exactly what you want.

Don't get mad when you ask us what we're thinking.. and we say "nothing". 90% of the time, it's exactly that.

Posted by tiziani

Let the women answer first then we can come in around page 26 when the thread is on life support.

Like that thread about women talking about what a man experiences during an orgasm....I think it was in this forum as well.

Pee shivers

If any of you are familiar with the phrase "pissing contest".....the number of males who have participated in one is somewhere north of 60% .

And by "nothing"..

I mean stupid shit. Like how many ducks you think you could take on in hand to hand combat.

Posted by _Dazed

Don't get mad when you ask us what we're thinking.. and we say "nothing". 90% of the time, it's exactly that.

Facts

I know this as a married woman and say, "if you didn't just sit their in a perpetual satiating state of nothingness, you would remember..." or, "when do I get a chance to be empty minded?"

Well, the day has finally come! The 40s. We're both empty minded and slow moving hedonist slothing through the middle ages.

Posted by stope

I wipe the bowl every time i pee and never receive credit for it.

Here you go.

The user who posted this message has hidden it.

-_-

All you men, need to stfu, cause we all know you have zero feelings and only care about looks. You should just be grateful, we women, let you bang us.

Posted by _Dazed

There is entertainment value in shooting the left over poop stains in the toilet while you pee. It's like an arcade game.

That's not a secret...we already know y'all do that lol

Posted by stope

I wipe the bowl every time i pee and never receive credit for it.

Thank you!

Posted by _Dazed

Don't get mad when you ask us what we're thinking.. and we say "nothing". 90% of the time, it's exactly that.

Posted by MissScruffs

Posted by _Dazed

Don't get mad when you ask us what we're thinking.. and we say "nothing". 90% of the time, it's exactly that.

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EXACTLY

Posted by tiziani

Let the women answer first then we can come in around page 26 when the thread is on life support.

*that moment Tiz realizes he's not on his male dominated futbal forum*

Question for dudes...

Why do you always assume a woman is romantically interested in you when she's really just being nice?

We often befriend dudes the same as we befriend female friends. But somehow, men think you like them, like them if you're not a total bitch towards them. Why?

I often wonder if this conundrum has to do with the way men and women communicate with each other.

We (women) communicate on an emotional level - with female and male friends alike. I wonder if dudes mistake that sort of communication style for romantic interest?

Man on man conversations are so different. "My cat died." "Sorry, bro. Drink up and stop being a pussy over your pussy."

Where as woman on man convos... "Omg she opened up and confided in me she sobbed when her cat died. She totally wants to fuck me." Umm... no.

Posted by CapNCrunch

Posted by MissScruffs

Question for dudes...

Why do you always assume a woman is romantically interested in you when she's really just being nice?

We often befriend dudes the same as we befriend female friends. But somehow, men think you like them, like them if you're not a total bitch towards them. Why?

Neno syndrome

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*stares at you intently*

Posted by CapNCrunch

Posted by MissScruffs

Posted by CapNCrunch

Posted by MissScruffs

Question for dudes...

Why do you always assume a woman is romantically interested in you when she's really just being nice?

We often befriend dudes the same as we befriend female friends. But somehow, men think you like them, like them if you're not a total bitch towards them. Why?

Neno syndrome

*stares at you intently*

*intimidatingly obsesses over you for it*

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*posts random love quote on social media and you'll think it's about YOU*

Posted by MissScruffs

Question for dudes...

Why do you always assume a woman is romantically interested in you when she's really just being nice?

We often befriend dudes the same as we befriend female friends. But somehow, men think you like them, like them if you're not a total bitch towards them. Why?

Wait.. so making gifs of Stubbs wasn't to show interest in him??

He gon be mad.

My inbox is open -_-

Posted by _Dazed

Posted by MissScruffs

Question for dudes...

Why do you always assume a woman is romantically interested in you when she's really just being nice?

We often befriend dudes the same as we befriend female friends. But somehow, men think you like them, like them if you're not a total bitch towards them. Why?

Wait.. so making gifs of Stubbs wasn't to show interest in him??

He gon be mad.

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No, that was flirting.

Why u dudes can't tell the difference?!

Posted by CapNCrunch

Posted by MissScruffs

Posted by CapNCrunch

Posted by MissScruffs

Posted by CapNCrunch

Posted by MissScruffs

Question for dudes...

Why do you always assume a woman is romantically interested in you when she's really just being nice?

We often befriend dudes the same as we befriend female friends. But somehow, men think you like them, like them if you're not a total bitch towards them. Why?

Neno syndrome

*stares at you intently*

*intimidatingly obsesses over you for it*

*posts random love quote on social media and you'll think it's about YOU*

What? You mean it wasn't?!?! *joins MGTOW and orders Anarchist Cookbook*

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Now u woke.

Posted by tiziani

Posted by MissScruffs

I often wonder if this conundrum has to do with the way men and women communicate with each other.

We (women) communicate on an emotional level - with female and male friends alike. I wonder if dudes mistake that sort of communication style for romantic interest?

Man on man conversations are so different. "My cat died." "Sorry, bro. Drink up and stop being a pussy over your pussy."

Where as woman on man convos... "Omg she opened up and confided in me she sobbed when her cat died. She totally wants to fuck me." Umm... no.

That sounds too specific not to be based on a true story....

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*side-stepping Cancer woman response*

Posted by CapNCrunch

Posted by MissScruffs

Question for dudes...

Why do you always assume a woman is romantically interested in you when she's really just being nice?

We often befriend dudes the same as we befriend female friends. But somehow, men think you like them, like them if you're not a total bitch towards them. Why?

Neno syndrome

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LOL!

Posted by MissScruffs

Posted by _Dazed

Posted by MissScruffs

Question for dudes...

Why do you always assume a woman is romantically interested in you when she's really just being nice?

We often befriend dudes the same as we befriend female friends. But somehow, men think you like them, like them if you're not a total bitch towards them. Why?

Wait.. so making gifs of Stubbs wasn't to show interest in him??

He gon be mad.

No, that was flirting.

Why u dudes can't tell the difference?!

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Posted by Alexina

Men probably compete with their partner's exes with regards to sexual performance...

Also are secretly self-conscious the woman will give them a C- if the sex is not satisfying...

Sexual maturity includes having one's own sexual identity that surpasses the lover's performance.

Besides woman also compete with his past lovers. The main thing I heard repeatedly: she didn't hardly move... I never had sex (pussy) where my head was stimulated... you smell good even after repeats...

Posted by _Dazed

Posted by MissScruffs

Posted by _Dazed

Don't get mad when you ask us what we're thinking.. and we say "nothing". 90% of the time, it's exactly that.

EXACTLY

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Lmao I was thinking about that...and I'm a woman!

Posted by _Dazed

Pee shivers

In the beginning and right towards the end.

ask away

some of these answers are gross.

Posted by Neno2

Posted by CapNCrunch

Posted by MissScruffs

Question for dudes...

Why do you always assume a woman is romantically interested in you when she's really just being nice?

We often befriend dudes the same as we befriend female friends. But somehow, men think you like them, like them if you're not a total bitch towards them. Why?

Neno syndrome

Of course i think shes into me,why wouldn't she be😂👍its a logical conclusion

Its funny how some of u are salty about it😂

Yes,girls like me,yes i can read their signs and yes not all like me,but u wouldn't understand,u just try to bully😂

I noticed most of dxp members are unhappy in their lives,yes,such forums always attract unhappy depressed people😃i hope nobody of u commits suicide,i see some of u right on the edge

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Do you have a cat?

Posted by _Dazed

And by "nothing"..

I mean stupid shit. Like how many ducks you think you could take on in hand to hand combat.

Just like my cap! It‘s true

Posted by MissScruffs

Posted by _Dazed

Don't get mad when you ask us what we're thinking.. and we say "nothing". 90% of the time, it's exactly that.

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I still think about this.... Damn it Brianne!!

Posted by MissScruffs

But somehow, men think you like them, like them if you're not a total bitch towards them. Why?

You just answered your own question: it's because society treats us like crap.

Do you know what a conversation between 3 male friends looks like? "Hey Bob, has your fatass gained weight? You look almost like Bill's wife". Then Bill goes: "At least I don't try to hump my wife's cat every night, Jebediah". Then Bob starts to laugh at both, just to be laughed at like crazy, because he is not into astrology at all.

Now imagine a hot Supermodel virgin cashier saying "hi" to Bob in a store. All he hears is "I looove you, Bob". 😢

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Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Persistence is key.

If you're not good looking but not absolutely horrendous, persistently trying to get some D from one guy, every now and again (read: not too persistenly). There is definitely a moment where his mind will switch into horny mode and he'll be down to give you the D.

There are some days where the flesh is just Hella weak

Nope, that's just your thirsty ass

Put it to the test.

As long as you don't strike the dude as crazy or annoying, as long as you look well put-together and don't range from "swamp beast" to "government cheese baby" and so long as you are someone he knows relatively...There's vaguely a chance to catch him horny and/or tipsy and have him go for it.

This could be a year in the making, but it happens.

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You're Bob, aren't you 😢

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Posted by MissScruffs

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Posted by Black-Mamba

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Persistence is key.

If you're not good looking but not absolutely horrendous, persistently trying to get some D from one guy, every now and again (read: not too persistenly). There is definitely a moment where his mind will switch into horny mode and he'll be down to give you the D.

There are some days where the flesh is just Hella weak

Nope, that's just your thirsty ass

Put it to the test.

As long as you don't strike the dude as crazy or annoying, as long as you look well put-together and don't range from "swamp beast" to "government cheese baby" and so long as you are someone he knows relatively...There's vaguely a chance to catch him horny and/or tipsy and have him go for it.

This could be a year in the making, but it happens.

You're Bob, aren't you 😢

Bob?

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-_-

Sorry, I meant to quote TheSag

...and now it's just not funny lol *sigh*

Almost every man will eventually realize he was attracted more to the idea of you then the reality of you. From there he will either try and change you, or leave you.

Posted by MissScruffs

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by MissScruffs

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by Black-Mamba

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Persistence is key.

If you're not good looking but not absolutely horrendous, persistently trying to get some D from one guy, every now and again (read: not too persistenly). There is definitely a moment where his mind will switch into horny mode and he'll be down to give you the D.

There are some days where the flesh is just Hella weak

Nope, that's just your thirsty ass

Put it to the test.

As long as you don't strike the dude as crazy or annoying, as long as you look well put-together and don't range from "swamp beast" to "government cheese baby" and so long as you are someone he knows relatively...There's vaguely a chance to catch him horny and/or tipsy and have him go for it.

This could be a year in the making, but it happens.

You're Bob, aren't you 😢

Bob?

-_-

Sorry, I meant to quote TheSag

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What gave me away? 😢

Btw, here is a brutal secret that most women can't relate to: men go crazy for single women

Posted by TheSag

Btw, here is a brutal secret that most women can't relate to: men go crazy for single women

😛

Posted by CapNCrunch

Posted by MissScruffs

Posted by CapNCrunch

Posted by MissScruffs

Posted by CapNCrunch

Posted by MissScruffs

Posted by CapNCrunch

Posted by MissScruffs

Question for dudes...

Why do you always assume a woman is romantically interested in you when she's really just being nice?

We often befriend dudes the same as we befriend female friends. But somehow, men think you like them, like them if you're not a total bitch towards them. Why?

Neno syndrome

*stares at you intently*

*intimidatingly obsesses over you for it*

*posts random love quote on social media and you'll think it's about YOU*

What? You mean it wasn't?!?! *joins MGTOW and orders Anarchist Cookbook*

Now u woke.

DAMMIT WOMAN! As soon as I start to move on with my life, you give me a present... STOP FUCKING WITH MY EMOTIONS!

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you have ... emotions ?

DAMMIT WOMAN! As soon as I start to move on with my life, you give me a present... STOP FUCKING WITH MY EMOTIONS!

you have ... emotions ?

I think soo... I think that's the little voice in my head I have to tell to shut up most days.

congratulations