Being a man :D

This topic was created in the The Powder Room forum by RumiL on Saturday, July 23, 2016 and has 34 replies.

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@RumiL
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What would you ladies do if you were a turned into a man for a day? 😛 and I don't mean dressing in your dad's clothing.

I would make sandwiches as men do not do 😛

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@RumiL
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I'd want to see my face as a male.. I wonder if I'd be tall like my grandpa!!!

I'd DEFINITELY go out on loooooong midnight walks all alone in the woods and on roads ❤

Go to slum areas, ghettos, go to cinemas alone.

Find cute guys and hang out ;P "sup bro ?" hehe.

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I'd do what I could to explore the physicality of it, including peeing standing up of course.

I'd walk around in public places to see what I detected about people's responses to me that's different than what I experience as a woman.

Hopefully I'd be an attractive man so I could experience what getting attention for that is like compared to what I experience as a female.

And provided I was stronger than I am as a woman, I'd do a few things around my property that are a bit too challenging for my level of strength now. There are some tree parts I would maybe be able to roll/lift to put them into the woods, for example.

I would film myself if possible, for future reference.

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I would take a shower, brush my teeth, get dressed and leave in 15 minutes.

Looking perfect.

This is probably the only thing I envy about men.. the low maintenance.

Although... 😕

I would probably still have to put product in my hair-- because it would still be my

hair, right?

Oh... and I would also enjoy having my words taken seriously by others of

my species because I'm a dude.

I don't think I would know what to do with myself, other than that.

I would probably have to tone it down a lot though, if I wanted to pick up

women, but I think I could do that too.

Maybe.

Idk if I could hold up under scrutiny for long 😄

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Posted by K_1018
I'm sure my junk would be big, so I'd post my nudes on tinder and try to hookup with as many girls as I could.

lol

I'd get a BJ, just to see what all the fuss is about. Then, wile away the afternoon in the pub, come home to whack off to some porn, order Chinese take-out, and fall asleep drooling on myself. 😄

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Posted by Montgomery
I would take a shower, brush my teeth, get dressed and leave in 15 minutes.

Looking perfect.

This is probably the only thing I envy about men.. the low maintenance.

Although... 😕

I would probably still have to put product in my hair-- because it would still be my

hair, right?

Oh... and I would also enjoy having my words taken seriously by others of

my species because I'm a dude.

I don't think I would know what to do with myself, other than that.

I would probably have to tone it down a lot though, if I wanted to pick up

women, but I think I could do that too.

Maybe.

Idk if I could hold up under scrutiny for long 😄

Shower, teeth, getting dressed?

That's funny

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Posted by Scrumptious
Posted by Montgomery
I would take a shower, brush my teeth, get dressed and leave in 15 minutes.

Looking perfect.

This is probably the only thing I envy about men.. the low maintenance.

Although... 😕

I would probably still have to put product in my hair-- because it would still be my

hair, right?

Oh... and I would also enjoy having my words taken seriously by others of

my species because I'm a dude.

I don't think I would know what to do with myself, other than that.

I would probably have to tone it down a lot though, if I wanted to pick up

women, but I think I could do that too.

Maybe.

Idk if I could hold up under scrutiny for long 😄

Shower, teeth, getting dressed?

That's funny

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You don't bother with such trivialities, I assume.

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@Swans
11 Years

Aside from the exploring the different psychical aspects, hehe...

I would definitively try activities I wouldn't dare as much such as hitchhiking and traveling alone.

sorry if it's too vanilla...

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@Udylaw
10 Years

Sandwiches?seriously?@RumiL Lol how about the sexual part of being a man?I will explore that part first

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Posted by starwars
I already made a list

- I'd stay hydrated cause I wont find peeing boring, I'd pee while standing 780 miles away and do little games to see if I could pee in the freaking toilet.

- I'd name my weenie "Winnie-the-ho" and talk to it

- I'd create my own 8 book series about penis, id call it "My penis > Your penis"

- I'd spit at people whom I argue with (my brothers used to play a game where they spit at each other fucking disgusting -id probably find it entertaining as a man tho- )

- I'd probably scratch my bum in public too

- down tuck my weenie

- I will be a sugar daddy

- I'd have long ass bros talks about all the disgusting things listed above

- I'll be the little spoon

jfc...

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Posted by K_1018
Posted by Fleshpot
Posted by K_1018
I'm sure my junk would be big, so I'd post my nudes on tinder and try to hookup with as many girls as I could.

lol

I'd get a BJ, just to see what all the fuss is about. Then, wile away the afternoon in the pub, come home to whack off to some porn, order Chinese take-out, and fall asleep drooling on myself. 😄

True! I'd want a sloppy bj. If I had a few more days of being a man,I would eat fast food for every meal because I wouldn't know how to cook. I also would not shower for a few days, and once I finally did I'd only wash my pits, balls and butt crack. I would proceed to put on clean boxers but wear the same musty shirt and shorts I had on before.

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Only single men get to live the beautiful life of giving no fucks. It also comes with a free side of jerking off 24/7, loads of money, and lots of time to think about where it all went wrong.

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I would admire it for a bit...then I'd go use it on some ladies, give them a night they'd never forget. 😄

I only have a day, so I wouldn't waste any time. And since I'm really a woman, I'd try to give it to them, in what I think they've been yearning for. Fulfill my duty for a day and maybe change a life. Lol

Then probably go to the gym, and check out the mens locker room action, hopefully they will all be walking around naked!!! 😄. I can lowkey check theirs out, and they can mine, I'd probaby be walking around like i own the place. I only get one shot at this so I'm going to use it!!

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Posted by palehorse
Posted by Greentea
I would admire it for a bit...then I'd go use it on some ladies, give them a night they'd never forget. 😄

I only have a day, so I wouldn't waste any time. And since I'm really a woman, I'd try to give it to them, in what I think they've been yearning for. Fulfill my duty for a day and maybe change a life. Lol

Then probably go to the gym, and check out the mens locker room action, hopefully they will all be walking around naked!!! 😄. I'd only get one shot at this so I'm going to use it!!

You say that but you would be a two pump chump.

That stamina doesn't come overnight.

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Who said I don't have stamina to begin with, men aren't the only ones who do the work. Plus I'd be a master at cunnilingus. She'd be begging for it. 😄