Ladies what do you consider to be

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MyStarsShine
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Posted by Black-Mamba

He hugs and comforts me when I am down

He asks me what my goals are and gives me the confidence to achieve them

He likes to play with me, whether it's hiking, biking, traveling, eating, or play fighting

He holds my hands on a regular basis but not when I am sweating

He sets goals with me and achieves them as a couple

He kisses my forehead just cause

He looks for me in a crowd

He makes me feel special/like I am the only one

okay fuk i need to stop watching these Korean Dramas


"but not when I am sweating"

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longafternoonnaps
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Posted by Black-Mamba

He hugs and comforts me when I am down

He asks me what my goals are and gives me the confidence to achieve them

He likes to play with me, whether it's hiking, biking, traveling, eating, or play fighting

He holds my hands on a regular basis but not when I am sweating

He sets goals with me and achieves them as a couple

He kisses my forehead just cause

He looks for me in a crowd

He makes me feel special/like I am the only one

okay fuk i need to stop watching these Korean Dramas


BIG PISCES MOON MAN ENERGY ❤️
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ICY LAFLARE
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Posted by Phangus

Grins and bears it when I get in one of my moods, because he knows it will pass and I'll be sweet again.

Holds my hair back while I vomit and shit at the same time and still likes me the next day.

Comes out in the middle of the night or in any weather conditions to save me from a broken down car.

Knows my favorite drinks and treats and gets me one when he gets himself one.

im legit thinking that how can you vomit and shit at the same time, like is it possible physically ? and what will end on the floor ? the puke or the shit. PLUS if you are at a level to eat and shit at the same time, saving yourr hair is useless u already dead af.
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You sit on the toilet and have the trash can to ya face



Dont ask how I know

🤣😁
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ICY LAFLARE
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Posted by Antiphates
Posted by ELIGAB
Posted by GODZ
Posted by Phangus

Grins and bears it when I get in one of my moods, because he knows it will pass and I'll be sweet again.

Holds my hair back while I vomit and shit at the same time and still likes me the next day.

Comes out in the middle of the night or in any weather conditions to save me from a broken down car.

Knows my favorite drinks and treats and gets me one when he gets himself one.

im legit thinking that how can you vomit and shit at the same time, like is it possible physically ? and what will end on the floor ? the puke or the shit. PLUS if you are at a level to eat and shit at the same time, saving yourr hair is useless u already dead af.

You sit on the toilet and have the trash can to ya face



Dont ask how I know

🤣😁

But can you really do both things at the same moment or do you just switch from one to the other repeatedly?

I mean both things require quite the muscle contractions of your body.
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Well.... lmaoo......



Usually poop first then about 4 seconds later vomit. It's such a strange feeling.. Eventually happening all at the same time or switching turns........

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Usually cheap liquor will do it to ya lol
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LadyNeptune
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Posted by LadyNeptune

boyfriend behavior

ready. set. go

I honestly dont know, I dont have much experience with boyfriends or even dating.

I guess he would be similar to my dad. My dad is a real winner.
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I made this thread as a spoof from some other thread where the chick was saying the guy was being touchy feeling on the first date which in her mind = bf behavior.

But then people started answering seriously so lets just go with it haha
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Posted by Antiphates
Posted by ELIGAB
Posted by GODZ
Posted by Phangus

Grins and bears it when I get in one of my moods, because he knows it will pass and I'll be sweet again.

Holds my hair back while I vomit and shit at the same time and still likes me the next day.

Comes out in the middle of the night or in any weather conditions to save me from a broken down car.

Knows my favorite drinks and treats and gets me one when he gets himself one.

im legit thinking that how can you vomit and shit at the same time, like is it possible physically ? and what will end on the floor ? the puke or the shit. PLUS if you are at a level to eat and shit at the same time, saving yourr hair is useless u already dead af.

You sit on the toilet and have the trash can to ya face



Dont ask how I know

🤣😁

But can you really do both things at the same moment or do you just switch from one to the other repeatedly?

I mean both things require quite the muscle contractions of your body.
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Bonus points if your also on your period amiright
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Posted by GODZ
Posted by Phangus

Grins and bears it when I get in one of my moods, because he knows it will pass and I'll be sweet again.

Holds my hair back while I vomit and shit at the same time and still likes me the next day.

Comes out in the middle of the night or in any weather conditions to save me from a broken down car.

Knows my favorite drinks and treats and gets me one when he gets himself one.

im legit thinking that how can you vomit and shit at the same time, like is it possible physically ? and what will end on the floor ? the puke or the shit. PLUS if you are at a level to puke and shit at the same time, saving yourr hair is useless u already dead af.
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If the designer did their job you should be able to sit comfortably on the toilet and project vomit into the tub next to you lol.
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LadyNeptune
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Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by GODZ
Posted by Phangus

Grins and bears it when I get in one of my moods, because he knows it will pass and I'll be sweet again.

Holds my hair back while I vomit and shit at the same time and still likes me the next day.

Comes out in the middle of the night or in any weather conditions to save me from a broken down car.

Knows my favorite drinks and treats and gets me one when he gets himself one.

im legit thinking that how can you vomit and shit at the same time, like is it possible physically ? and what will end on the floor ? the puke or the shit. PLUS if you are at a level to puke and shit at the same time, saving yourr hair is useless u already dead af.

If the designer did their job you should be able to sit comfortably on the toilet and project vomit into the tub next to you lol.

It was grad student housing. No tub, just a poorly placed shower.
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And I was totally not speaking from experience 😂😝
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Posted by maiden
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by GODZ
Posted by Phangus

Grins and bears it when I get in one of my moods, because he knows it will pass and I'll be sweet again.

Holds my hair back while I vomit and shit at the same time and still likes me the next day.

Comes out in the middle of the night or in any weather conditions to save me from a broken down car.

Knows my favorite drinks and treats and gets me one when he gets himself one.

im legit thinking that how can you vomit and shit at the same time, like is it possible physically ? and what will end on the floor ? the puke or the shit. PLUS if you are at a level to puke and shit at the same time, saving yourr hair is useless u already dead af.

If the designer did their job you should be able to sit comfortably on the toilet and project vomit into the tub next to you lol.

🤣 please tell me you do not have clients who specify for these things
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Thankfully that has yet to come up haha