'The Ick'

Posted by Eggrolls
My ex was a mouth breather.

Nah that's pretty fair imagine if you had kids and they were mouth breathers and then you had to love them

@Jumpin_Jupiter

7 Years5,000+ Posts

Posted by Eggrolls
My ex was a mouth breather.

Mouth breathers are the most talkative types of people. And anything more likely to come out of their mouths like a snake ready to strike. Pursed lip breather is the best technique and the only true defining way to go about breathing. It makes for a perfectly even chin set and a perfectly aligned jaw. In other words...tell your ex to breathe properly.

Posted by Lula_

Yellow teeth.

Trying to hold my hand on the first date.

Wearing a see-through shirt. I do not want to see your nipples at dinner.

Long nose hairs. Did you forget to look at yourself in the mirror before heading out the door? 🤢

All the same guy.

Quality Ick

Posted by MysteriousHeart
The way he would always burp loudly while he was taking a piss.

His god awful snoring! Had to buy ear plugs and then finally just started sleeping on the couch.

Tossing and turning and just thrashing around in his sleep. I’d often get kicked, hit in the face or he’d end up rolling on top of me and feeling like I was being crushed.

The way he would sleep with his mouth open and tongue hanging out…..drooling all over my pillow.

His hand would always be down his pants holding his junk while he was watching tv or even just napping. Grossed me out.

His hygiene habits or lack thereof.

Ok, now I sound really petty.

Nah those are gross and funny

Posted by cersei
When they order appetizers or dessert LOL

I’m kidding but I actually saw this video of a comedian I watch on YouTube talk about a Twitter post he saw where a women said men ordering appetizers is a red flag because it’s for women

“You look real sassy ordering spinach dip”

This made me laugh so hard 🤣

I just thought of this the moment I saw this post

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Lmfao exactly this. BOILD POTATOS AND CHEESE

Posted by MysteriousHeart
The way he would always burp loudly while he was taking a piss.

His god awful snoring! Had to buy ear plugs and then finally just started sleeping on the couch.

Tossing and turning and just thrashing around in his sleep. I’d often get kicked, hit in the face or he’d end up rolling on top of me and feeling like I was being crushed.

The way he would sleep with his mouth open and tongue hanging out…..drooling all over my pillow.

His hand would always be down his pants holding his junk while he was watching tv or even just napping. Grossed me out.

His hygiene habits or lack thereof.

Ok, now I sound really petty.

How did you tolerate him for so long?

Totally revolting man 🤢🤮

Posted by MysteriousHeart

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Posted by MysteriousHeart
The way he would always burp loudly while he was taking a piss.

His god awful snoring! Had to buy ear plugs and then finally just started sleeping on the couch.

Tossing and turning and just thrashing around in his sleep. I’d often get kicked, hit in the face or he’d end up rolling on top of me and feeling like I was being crushed.

The way he would sleep with his mouth open and tongue hanging out…..drooling all over my pillow.

His hand would always be down his pants holding his junk while he was watching tv or even just napping. Grossed me out.

His hygiene habits or lack thereof.

Ok, now I sound really petty.

How did you tolerate him for so long?

Totally revolting man 🤢🤮

I ask myself that question all the time. 🤦‍♀️
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I’m so glad he’s gone

I actually felt sick readying that….

*reading

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Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by MysteriousHeart

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by MysteriousHeart
The way he would always burp loudly while he was taking a piss.

His god awful snoring! Had to buy ear plugs and then finally just started sleeping on the couch.

Tossing and turning and just thrashing around in his sleep. I’d often get kicked, hit in the face or he’d end up rolling on top of me and feeling like I was being crushed.

The way he would sleep with his mouth open and tongue hanging out…..drooling all over my pillow.

His hand would always be down his pants holding his junk while he was watching tv or even just napping. Grossed me out.

His hygiene habits or lack thereof.

Ok, now I sound really petty.

How did you tolerate him for so long?

Totally revolting man 🤢🤮

I ask myself that question all the time. 🤦‍♀️
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I’m so glad he’s gone

I actually felt sick readying that….
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I often wonder how the new girl puts up with him and his disgusting habits. But then I remind myself that he didn’t start letting his true colors show until a good six months into the relationship. He’s still on his best behavior now with her. God help her.

I remember one time….I usually slept on the couch because of his loud snoring and his thrashing around in his sleep. I just slept more comfortably on the couch. He would get up before me for work and when he did I’d usually go and get into the bed until my alarm went off. Well this one particular morning I went to get into the bed and then yelled for him to ask him why was the bed wet? He said “oh I’m sorry, I had an accident last night and wet the bed.” I’m like and you couldn’t take the bedding off to be washed or at the very least tell me before I jumped into a puddle of your piss? He was like “oh I forgot.” Seriously grossed me out! 🤢😡
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I’m just speechless 😶

Posted by dragonh0rsecvck
the only icks I got from men I dated & I think I should've been more understanding is my ick when they love teen girl shows like Vampire Diaries and when they listen to shit girly pop music like "Kiss Me" by Sixpence None the Richer and other current shit.

not dates or exes but men who were trying to claim a friendzone slot who I had to ghost:

-whistling their s's like Herbert from Family Guy

-I agreed to go to the movies with my old friend (way back in 2013, I'm not that stupid to attempt this platonically now). we sat behind my pretty former hs friend and he burped audibly the whole fucking way through the movie. I was verbally pissed and may have left midway through

-one time that same obnoxious friend was having a party, I passed out, he was blasting "Barbara Ann" by The Beach Boys at 5am, I got up and went home pissed

-that same friend ran into one of his black friends downtown and instantly and bizarrely adopted a blaccent which I'd never heard him use before. I instantly left. I have more cringe stories of this dude but they're less petty. he's a Sag sun Leo moon. we were friends between 2013-2015, thank god I dealt with that for such a short time lol. I can't believe someone married him, he stank and was ugly too lmao, was smart and funny though.

-I had a friend say "fuck John Paul Jones" to me when we were watching a movie at his house in 2013 or so, so I up and left. I wouldn't do that now lol but was diehard loyal to all of Led Zeppelin back then. around when I got my LZ4 tattoo

-current ick: this dude who likes me blows up my inbox with reels day in and day out... omg

I listen to the Venga boys are you mad?

Hair growing down back of the neck... No line up in the back.

Waving round dreads like a bitch while dancing. Made me not like dreads at ALL.

Giving off nervous energy when there's a slight mechanical issue with a car or even something simple as a flat.

Hips

Posted by VenusAquarius
Giving off nervous energy when there's a slight mechanical issue with a car or even something simple as a flat.

This made me laugh. I'm literally the complete opposite. Just the other day I was doom scrolling while my boss was driving. He had to swerve to avoid a wreck with some idiot, and my body got rocked a bit. He was flipping the fuck out in road rage. I still continued doom scrolling on my phone and all I could say was "It will always amaze me how complete idiots can even make it this far in life. Yet here we are, existing with these dumb worthless fucks just trying to make a days wage."

@Truemara

5 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by MysteriousHeart

Posted by MyStarsShine

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Posted by MysteriousHeart
The way he would always burp loudly while he was taking a piss.

His god awful snoring! Had to buy ear plugs and then finally just started sleeping on the couch.

Tossing and turning and just thrashing around in his sleep. I’d often get kicked, hit in the face or he’d end up rolling on top of me and feeling like I was being crushed.

The way he would sleep with his mouth open and tongue hanging out…..drooling all over my pillow.

His hand would always be down his pants holding his junk while he was watching tv or even just napping. Grossed me out.

His hygiene habits or lack thereof.

Ok, now I sound really petty.

How did you tolerate him for so long?

Totally revolting man 🤢🤮

I ask myself that question all the time. 🤦‍♀️
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I’m so glad he’s gone

I actually felt sick readying that….
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I often wonder how the new girl puts up with him and his disgusting habits. But then I remind myself that he didn’t start letting his true colors show until a good six months into the relationship. He’s still on his best behavior now with her. God help her.

I remember one time….I usually slept on the couch because of his loud snoring and his thrashing around in his sleep. I just slept more comfortably on the couch. He would get up before me for work and when he did I’d usually go and get into the bed until my alarm went off. Well this one particular morning I went to get into the bed and then yelled for him to ask him why was the bed wet? He said “oh I’m sorry, I had an accident last night and wet the bed.” I’m like and you couldn’t take the bedding off to be washed or at the very least tell me before I jumped into a puddle of your piss? He was like “oh I forgot.” Seriously grossed me out! 🤢😡
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Wow in your own home you gave up ur bed. Rule number for next guy your home your bed he goes to the couch

@Truemara

5 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by MysteriousHeart

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Posted by MysteriousHeart

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by MysteriousHeart
The way he would always burp loudly while he was taking a piss.

His god awful snoring! Had to buy ear plugs and then finally just started sleeping on the couch.

Tossing and turning and just thrashing around in his sleep. I’d often get kicked, hit in the face or he’d end up rolling on top of me and feeling like I was being crushed.

The way he would sleep with his mouth open and tongue hanging out…..drooling all over my pillow.

His hand would always be down his pants holding his junk while he was watching tv or even just napping. Grossed me out.

His hygiene habits or lack thereof.

Ok, now I sound really petty.

How did you tolerate him for so long?

Totally revolting man 🤢🤮

I ask myself that question all the time. 🤦‍♀️
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I’m so glad he’s gone

I actually felt sick readying that….
click to expand

I often wonder how the new girl puts up with him and his disgusting habits. But then I remind myself that he didn’t start letting his true colors show until a good six months into the relationship. He’s still on his best behavior now with her. God help her.

I remember one time….I usually slept on the couch because of his loud snoring and his thrashing around in his sleep. I just slept more comfortably on the couch. He would get up before me for work and when he did I’d usually go and get into the bed until my alarm went off. Well this one particular morning I went to get into the bed and then yelled for him to ask him why was the bed wet? He said “oh I’m sorry, I had an accident last night and wet the bed.” I’m like and you couldn’t take the bedding off to be washed or at the very least tell me before I jumped into a puddle of your piss? He was like “oh I forgot.” Seriously grossed me out! 🤢😡
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I’m just speechless 😶
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What grown ass pisses on his bed

No he pulled and amber heard on you

Uptight control freaks….my sister was married to one. Every time i met him, I got the ick.

Thank God he’s not in my life ….

My poor sister was once a free spirit until

she met him and then became a Stepford Wife. So sad and such a waste 😞

Posted by MysteriousHeart

Posted by StubbornSag

Posted by MysteriousHeart

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by MysteriousHeart

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by MysteriousHeart
The way he would always burp loudly while he was taking a piss.

His god awful snoring! Had to buy ear plugs and then finally just started sleeping on the couch.

Tossing and turning and just thrashing around in his sleep. I’d often get kicked, hit in the face or he’d end up rolling on top of me and feeling like I was being crushed.

The way he would sleep with his mouth open and tongue hanging out…..drooling all over my pillow.

His hand would always be down his pants holding his junk while he was watching tv or even just napping. Grossed me out.

His hygiene habits or lack thereof.

Ok, now I sound really petty.

How did you tolerate him for so long?

Totally revolting man 🤢🤮

I ask myself that question all the time. 🤦‍♀️
click to expand

I’m so glad he’s gone

I actually felt sick readying that….
click to expand

I often wonder how the new girl puts up with him and his disgusting habits. But then I remind myself that he didn’t start letting his true colors show until a good six months into the relationship. He’s still on his best behavior now with her. God help her.

I remember one time….I usually slept on the couch because of his loud snoring and his thrashing around in his sleep. I just slept more comfortably on the couch. He would get up before me for work and when he did I’d usually go and get into the bed until my alarm went off. Well this one particular morning I went to get into the bed and then yelled for him to ask him why was the bed wet? He said “oh I’m sorry, I had an accident last night and wet the bed.” I’m like and you couldn’t take the bedding off to be washed or at the very least tell me before I jumped into a puddle of your piss? He was like “oh I forgot.” Seriously grossed me out! 🤢😡

Omg 🤮 why oh why did you spend a day after that with that piece of shit? I can't describe how disgusted I am with that dude from what you write here about him time after time...he sounds like a trash that needs to be recycled. You are better off alone 10 life times than with someone like that 🤮
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I ask myself that all the time. Stupid, naive, wore the shit outta those rose colored glasses. I obviously didn’t have the backbone to leave him. Well I tried once after he ghosted me and I met the Sag, but then he stupidly manipulated me into staying. (Well my therapist likes to tell me I shouldn’t say he manipulated me as he was just a very sick man mentally). Him leaving me for someone else was the BEST thing he could have ever done for me! Now he’s been blocked from ever communicating with me again. I of course got stuck with washing all the bedding and cleaning the mattress after his accident. I seriously just wanted to throw the whole bed out! He totally trashed my house and I always got stuck cleaning up after him. I finally got sick of it and stopped cleaning his mess and he had the nerve to say to me “your house is a disaster.” Ohhhh that fucker! I won’t lie, some nights while laying in bed I had thoughts of reaching over and strangling him! But then I’d think….nah, he’s not worth spending my life in prison. 🙄
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How was he raised?

By a pack of wolves lol?

His mother must be some woman 😩

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Posted by MysteriousHeart

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by MysteriousHeart
The way he would always burp loudly while he was taking a piss.

His god awful snoring! Had to buy ear plugs and then finally just started sleeping on the couch.

Tossing and turning and just thrashing around in his sleep. I’d often get kicked, hit in the face or he’d end up rolling on top of me and feeling like I was being crushed.

The way he would sleep with his mouth open and tongue hanging out…..drooling all over my pillow.

His hand would always be down his pants holding his junk while he was watching tv or even just napping. Grossed me out.

His hygiene habits or lack thereof.

Ok, now I sound really petty.

How did you tolerate him for so long?

Totally revolting man 🤢🤮

I ask myself that question all the time. 🤦‍♀️
click to expand

I’m so glad he’s gone

I actually felt sick readying that….
click to expand

I often wonder how the new girl puts up with him and his disgusting habits. But then I remind myself that he didn’t start letting his true colors show until a good six months into the relationship. He’s still on his best behavior now with her. God help her.

I remember one time….I usually slept on the couch because of his loud snoring and his thrashing around in his sleep. I just slept more comfortably on the couch. He would get up before me for work and when he did I’d usually go and get into the bed until my alarm went off. Well this one particular morning I went to get into the bed and then yelled for him to ask him why was the bed wet? He said “oh I’m sorry, I had an accident last night and wet the bed.” I’m like and you couldn’t take the bedding off to be washed or at the very least tell me before I jumped into a puddle of your piss? He was like “oh I forgot.” Seriously grossed me out! 🤢😡

Omg 🤮 why oh why did you spend a day after that with that piece of shit? I can't describe how disgusted I am with that dude from what you write here about him time after time...he sounds like a trash that needs to be recycled. You are better off alone 10 life times than with someone like that 🤮
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I ask myself that all the time. Stupid, naive, wore the shit outta those rose colored glasses. I obviously didn’t have the backbone to leave him. Well I tried once after he ghosted me and I met the Sag, but then he stupidly manipulated me into staying. (Well my therapist likes to tell me I shouldn’t say he manipulated me as he was just a very sick man mentally). Him leaving me for someone else was the BEST thing he could have ever done for me! Now he’s been blocked from ever communicating with me again. I of course got stuck with washing all the bedding and cleaning the mattress after his accident. I seriously just wanted to throw the whole bed out! He totally trashed my house and I always got stuck cleaning up after him. I finally got sick of it and stopped cleaning his mess and he had the nerve to say to me “your house is a disaster.” Ohhhh that fucker! I won’t lie, some nights while laying in bed I had thoughts of reaching over and strangling him! But then I’d think….nah, he’s not worth spending my life in prison. 🙄

How was he raised?

By a pack of wolves lol?

His mother must be some woman 😩

Oh I should have known by the way his moms house was kept. Every time he would take me to his moms house it was a complete mess! She lived with her sister, her two grown adult sons, his grown adult brother and his two daughters when he had them, his mom and aunts adopted daughter, his step dad and other relatives would come and go and spend the night. Oh and they had three dogs and two cats who kept having more and more kittens. I never felt comfortable in that house. There was just way too many people and more coming and going. I remember thinking why do all these people not have their own place? One night we got back into town late and he had to stop by his moms house for something and he asked me since it was so late could we just spend the night there? I’m like you stay if you want to, but I’m going home to my house! I don’t trust any of those people there. Especially his step dad. The Libra used to tell me not to leave my purse unattended there because his step dad would most likely go through it for money. Money to fix his pill and booze addiction.

I see why the Libras ex wife has been keeping his kids away from him. He used to be able to have supervised visits with them at his moms house until one of his adult cousins girlfriends died in the house of a heroin overdose. After that his ex wife has kept the kids away and I can’t blame her. Used to feel sorry for him, but now after knowing the whole story and reading all of the court documents etc. I completely understand.

It’s just a mess! Like I said, the stories I could tell you! Just unbelievable. I don’t know why I stayed with him! SMH
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Wow

That sounds crazy manic 😳

Is his mother a Libra too?

What a way to raise children in utter chaos 🫨

@Andalusia

12 Years5,000+ Posts

Excessive bumper stickers.

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Posted by MysteriousHeart
The way he would always burp loudly while he was taking a piss.

His god awful snoring! Had to buy ear plugs and then finally just started sleeping on the couch.

Tossing and turning and just thrashing around in his sleep. I’d often get kicked, hit in the face or he’d end up rolling on top of me and feeling like I was being crushed.

The way he would sleep with his mouth open and tongue hanging out…..drooling all over my pillow.

His hand would always be down his pants holding his junk while he was watching tv or even just napping. Grossed me out.

His hygiene habits or lack thereof.

Ok, now I sound really petty.

How did you tolerate him for so long?

Totally revolting man 🤢🤮

I ask myself that question all the time. 🤦‍♀️
click to expand

I’m so glad he’s gone

I actually felt sick readying that….
click to expand

I often wonder how the new girl puts up with him and his disgusting habits. But then I remind myself that he didn’t start letting his true colors show until a good six months into the relationship. He’s still on his best behavior now with her. God help her.

I remember one time….I usually slept on the couch because of his loud snoring and his thrashing around in his sleep. I just slept more comfortably on the couch. He would get up before me for work and when he did I’d usually go and get into the bed until my alarm went off. Well this one particular morning I went to get into the bed and then yelled for him to ask him why was the bed wet? He said “oh I’m sorry, I had an accident last night and wet the bed.” I’m like and you couldn’t take the bedding off to be washed or at the very least tell me before I jumped into a puddle of your piss? He was like “oh I forgot.” Seriously grossed me out! 🤢😡

Omg 🤮 why oh why did you spend a day after that with that piece of shit? I can't describe how disgusted I am with that dude from what you write here about him time after time...he sounds like a trash that needs to be recycled. You are better off alone 10 life times than with someone like that 🤮
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I ask myself that all the time. Stupid, naive, wore the shit outta those rose colored glasses. I obviously didn’t have the backbone to leave him. Well I tried once after he ghosted me and I met the Sag, but then he stupidly manipulated me into staying. (Well my therapist likes to tell me I shouldn’t say he manipulated me as he was just a very sick man mentally). Him leaving me for someone else was the BEST thing he could have ever done for me! Now he’s been blocked from ever communicating with me again. I of course got stuck with washing all the bedding and cleaning the mattress after his accident. I seriously just wanted to throw the whole bed out! He totally trashed my house and I always got stuck cleaning up after him. I finally got sick of it and stopped cleaning his mess and he had the nerve to say to me “your house is a disaster.” Ohhhh that fucker! I won’t lie, some nights while laying in bed I had thoughts of reaching over and strangling him! But then I’d think….nah, he’s not worth spending my life in prison. 🙄

How was he raised?

By a pack of wolves lol?

His mother must be some woman 😩

Oh I should have known by the way his moms house was kept. Every time he would take me to his moms house it was a complete mess! She lived with her sister, her two grown adult sons, his grown adult brother and his two daughters when he had them, his mom and aunts adopted daughter, his step dad and other relatives would come and go and spend the night. Oh and they had three dogs and two cats who kept having more and more kittens. I never felt comfortable in that house. There was just way too many people and more coming and going. I remember thinking why do all these people not have their own place? One night we got back into town late and he had to stop by his moms house for something and he asked me since it was so late could we just spend the night there? I’m like you stay if you want to, but I’m going home to my house! I don’t trust any of those people there. Especially his step dad. The Libra used to tell me not to leave my purse unattended there because his step dad would most likely go through it for money. Money to fix his pill and booze addiction.

I see why the Libras ex wife has been keeping his kids away from him. He used to be able to have supervised visits with them at his moms house until one of his adult cousins girlfriends died in the house of a heroin overdose. After that his ex wife has kept the kids away and I can’t blame her. Used to feel sorry for him, but now after knowing the whole story and reading all of the court documents etc. I completely understand.

It’s just a mess! Like I said, the stories I could tell you! Just unbelievable. I don’t know why I stayed with him! SMH

Wow

That sounds crazy manic 😳

Is his mother a Libra too?

What a way to raise children in utter chaos 🫨
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Yes, his mom is a Libra as well. She’s actually not that bad. She’s probably the only one in his family I felt the most comfortable around and that’s putting it lightly. She’s probably the only one he didn’t completely turn against me. When I tried to break up with him he said his mom was the only one who took up for me. Told him “can you blame her with the way you treated her?” That really pissed him off. His mom was also the one who told me he was still married. If it wasn’t for her I’d never had known. He tried to tell me she was crazy and not all there in the head. His mom is completely in her right mind!
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Wooow gaslighting his own mother

What a shitty person he is

So glad you’re rid of the idiot 🤢

Posted by dragonh0rsecvck
Ok now I'm inspired by @TxCowboy's A-Z list of turnoffs 😂

A: "Amazed" by Lonestar ringtone

B: Men Balding like monks who still waltz around like the Belle of the Ball

C: Men with super Caucasian food preferences ie no sodium nor spice

Dentured men who don't fess up to it yet still strut around like bad bitches

E: Excessive nose hair

F: FELONS BEGONE REEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

G: Garrulousness

H: Men who love the Hallmark channel

I: Men who pitch all these ideas they want me to throw time, energy, & $ into then they get bored of it

J: Men who JUST refuse to do the dishes yet they dirty the vast majority of them

K: Men who call the Kardashians all ugly whores

L: Libra moon or Mercury

M: Multiple baby moms

N: Neck tattoos... only way I'll deal with it is if I fell in love before he got it.

O: Overly insistent on penetrating nonvaginal orifices

P: Men whose favorite food is pizza

Q: Quells thine thirst with full-calorie soda only

R: Riff Raff haircut/baldness pattern (and yes I've been confronted with this)

S: Sisters... I hate to say it but men with sisters are both girly and misogynistic ime.

T: Men who don't know when to employ "to" and "too"

U: Men who excessively side with Ukraine and Zelenskyy

V: Men who watch Vampire Diaries, and True Blood for that matter

W: Wants to give compliments regarding Women who I had already stated betrayed me & are my enemies... I swearrr

X: Uses xtasy and other drugs, fuck all drugs + hallucinogens and their fans are annoying 😂

Y: Y u no can't cum faster & get it over with

Z: men who didn't side with Zuckerberg in The Social Network as far as that Winklevoss case

Men with Sisters lmao

Do you only like men who are balding to feel miserable and downtrodden and in their place? Interesting.

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Posted by dragonh0rsecvck
Ok now I'm inspired by @TxCowboy's A-Z list of turnoffs 😂

A: "Amazed" by Lonestar ringtone

B: Men Balding like monks who still waltz around like the Belle of the Ball

C: Men with super Caucasian food preferences ie no sodium nor spice

Dentured men who don't fess up to it yet still strut around like bad bitches

E: Excessive nose hair

F: FELONS BEGONE REEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

G: Garrulousness

H: Men who love the Hallmark channel

I: Men who pitch all these ideas they want me to throw time, energy, & $ into then they get bored of it

J: Men who JUST refuse to do the dishes yet they dirty the vast majority of them

K: Men who call the Kardashians all ugly whores

L: Libra moon or Mercury

M: Multiple baby moms

N: Neck tattoos... only way I'll deal with it is if I fell in love before he got it.

O: Overly insistent on penetrating nonvaginal orifices

P: Men whose favorite food is pizza

Q: Quells thine thirst with full-calorie soda only

R: Riff Raff haircut/baldness pattern (and yes I've been confronted with this)

S: Sisters... I hate to say it but men with sisters are both girly and misogynistic ime.

T: Men who don't know when to employ "to" and "too"

U: Men who excessively side with Ukraine and Zelenskyy

V: Men who watch Vampire Diaries, and True Blood for that matter

W: Wants to give compliments regarding Women who I had already stated betrayed me & are my enemies... I swearrr

X: Uses xtasy and other drugs, fuck all drugs + hallucinogens and their fans are annoying 😂

Y: Y u no can't cum faster & get it over with

Z: men who didn't side with Zuckerberg in The Social Network as far as that Winklevoss case

Men with Sisters lmao

Do you only like men who are balding to feel miserable and downtrodden and in their place? Interesting.
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I think 1 sister is ok maybe as long as they have a brother too.. balding men are mean af to me sometimes (the ones I like). the post is mostly facetious I described men I was crazy about fr

actually my hairline is nothing to speak of, as I've shared about my 7head. I have no room to talk
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I was gonna make a 'No you can't be bald and feel good about yourself' Soyjack but I'll refrain

@Jumpin_Jupiter

7 Years5,000+ Posts

Posted by StubbornSag
Can't believe I forgot my biggest ick - HAIR! Can't stand hair anywhere aside from legs, hands and head (on men). Hairy back and chest are a major turn off. Like at least shorten it to an acceptable size! And if you want a bj I'm not gonna be flossing with your hair - it has to go! When I was younger, acne was a turn off too, never dated anyone who had them, it just looked gross...

I'm a dude and not even I can stand to see hair on a man period. Except on top of the head of course. But I do think some men look a-ok with facial hair tho. Just not me. I'm not even gonna talk about down there. I'm sure you know what I mean by down there. I can't stand to see my own ones down there. So I'm not gonna go there. Thankfully everyone's down there stays hidden.

@Jumpin_Jupiter

7 Years5,000+ Posts

Posted by ATGR

Posted by dragonh0rsecvck

P: Men whose favorite food is pizza

RIP about 90% of men 😋
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Rest In Pizza 😢

Whistling 😃

Jangling money in pockets

LOUD voices

Misogyny

The real question is how many dxpnet women have been happily married for many of years, compared to those who are getting old and truly unwanted.

That really is the question.

Posted by Soul
The real question is how many dxpnet women have been happily married for many of years, compared to those who are getting old and truly unwanted.

That really is the question.

Make your own thread about it mate I cbf with any gender war shit in here.

Posted by Walk_on_by

Posted by Soul
The real question is how many dxpnet women have been happily married for many of years, compared to those who are getting old and truly unwanted.

That really is the question.

Make your own thread about it mate I cbf with any gender war shit in here.
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LMAO!

Posted by Soul
The real question is how many dxpnet women have been happily married for many of years, compared to those who are getting old and truly unwanted.

That really is the question.

Do you think all married women are wanted?

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by Soul
The real question is how many dxpnet women have been happily married for many of years, compared to those who are getting old and truly unwanted.

That really is the question.

Do you think all married women are wanted?

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Probably not. That's why I say happily married. Tbh I'm more annoyed from just seeing the work "Ick" for the last few days. This happens all the time with me here. Day 1 I could care less. Day 2 I start to get slightly annoyed. Day 3 I probably post something dumb in the thread. Then day four I probably post something negative. Now it's going to repeat itself. I let out all the ick, so give it 4 days and I'll probably be back at it again.

Posted by Soul

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by Soul
The real question is how many dxpnet women have been happily married for many of years, compared to those who are getting old and truly unwanted.

That really is the question.

Do you think all married women are wanted?

Probably not. That's why I say happily married. Tbh I'm more annoyed from just seeing the work "Ick" for the last few days. This happens all the time with me here. Day 1 I could care less. Day 2 I start to get slightly annoyed. Day 3 I probably post something dumb in the thread. Then day four I probably post something negative. Now it's going to repeat itself. I let out all the ick, so give it 4 days and I'll probably be back at it again.
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Happily and married don’t seem to be synonymous too much these days

Yes ick overload isn’t too good …

Kind of negative i guess?

A man who pisses the bed, my bed, is WAY more than "ick." It's get the fuck OUT! NOW!

I might take you to small claims for a new mattress.

You all should take it as a compliment that you sexed a man so good that his pelvic floor muscles gave up.

If you go on a date with a man and he brings a bachelors handbag for dinner do you get the ick?

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Posted by Walk_on_by
If you go on a date with a man and he brings a bachelors handbag for dinner do you get the ick?

Geezuz, I always think bag when I see that term. 😆

I'd say depends on the dinner. If it's like a home cooked dinner, a roasted chicken is great. In a fancy restaurant setting, a grocery bought chicken might ruin the setting.
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Barbie Movie

Bump

Posted by Findingbalance
Guys that bump their own forum threads

Thanks for the help