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Posted by lisabethur8
"Have you noticed the high number of people who refuse to give out their own placements, and those of their SO's? There's a very good reason for that. I started mentioning Jed a couple months into my DXP stay. By that time I've had plenty of opportunity to suss everyone out. I saw who the trolls are & who the gutter-level creepers/stalkers are. Saw from the start the lengths these losers would go to to harass people they don't like.
Aside from that, I've often said that "astrology is loose guidelines at best and I prefer to focus on the man, not his chart"
- sigh.. all this time i took it seriously!!
everyone knows you are with a Virgo/Leo influenced guy ;p

Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowPosted by lisabethur8
"Have you noticed the high number of people who refuse to give out their own placements, and those of their SO's? There's a very good reason for that. I started mentioning Jed a couple months into my DXP stay. By that time I've had plenty of opportunity to suss everyone out. I saw who the trolls are & who the gutter-level creepers/stalkers are. Saw from the start the lengths these losers would go to to harass people they don't like.
Aside from that, I've often said that "astrology is loose guidelines at best and I prefer to focus on the man, not his chart"
- sigh.. all this time i took it seriously!!
everyone knows you are with a Virgo/Leo influenced guy ;p![]()
If it makes you feel any better, the fingerfucking & rest of it really did happen. I could even show you a p......nah nevermind, you're too ladylike & proper for that kind of thing.
But, show me a Virgo who would go to bed at 2am and wake up at 5am on a Sunday morning to work out. It's bizarrely hot, muggy and about to rain.click to expand


Posted by s_i_e_r_r_a
wow pisces are nuts


Posted by LethalFantasia
BAHH GOD BAAAAH GOD
HES HAS SNAPPED
LOOK AT THE CARNAGE! LOOK AT THE CARNAGE!![]()

Posted by GemLoverPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
@NelsonScorpmento
@GemLover
and that is how you deal with basic tiny bitches who think they're hot stuff.![]()
The main and only ones who really needs to take heed to those long texts (And it's incredibly unbelievable I actually red them line for line) are arkansassy, nikkistar, the rabbit, gemitati (perhaps), heartoftopazz and the rest of the trouble making ones if I forgot any. They are not of any value to this place who doesn't give any insightful nothing. They makes dxpnet toxic and full of germs that's good enough to be flushed down that toilet.
As far as those other ones you've listed in the op, ands and OCJack are more like comedians to this place. We need comedians here I think. Someone's gotta hype this place up with some kind of humor it's been toxic enough already.
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Posted by lisabethur8Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowPosted by lisabethur8
"Have you noticed the high number of people who refuse to give out their own placements, and those of their SO's? There's a very good reason for that. I started mentioning Jed a couple months into my DXP stay. By that time I've had plenty of opportunity to suss everyone out. I saw who the trolls are & who the gutter-level creepers/stalkers are. Saw from the start the lengths these losers would go to to harass people they don't like.
Aside from that, I've often said that "astrology is loose guidelines at best and I prefer to focus on the man, not his chart"
- sigh.. all this time i took it seriously!!
everyone knows you are with a Virgo/Leo influenced guy ;p![]()
If it makes you feel any better, the fingerfucking & rest of it really did happen. I could even show you a p......nah nevermind, you're too ladylike & proper for that kind of thing.
But, show me a Virgo who would go to bed at 2am and wake up at 5am on a Sunday morning to work out. It's bizarrely hot, muggy and about to rain.
lady-like? lol ;p
that capricorn in me...is deceptive. it looks and feels, sounds lady-like.
but..
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he wakes up to go work out? why dont u persuade him to work out with u in bed ;p xd
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Posted by nanobot
You don't have to really explain yourself to anyone. I think only maybe about 3 people truly care about this
As for the chart, there are several members here that lie about their charts and have for years. Also coming back as "new" users under different charts lmao. It's just a thing people do here
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowPosted by lisabethur8Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowPosted by lisabethur8
"Have you noticed the high number of people who refuse to give out their own placements, and those of their SO's? There's a very good reason for that. I started mentioning Jed a couple months into my DXP stay. By that time I've had plenty of opportunity to suss everyone out. I saw who the trolls are & who the gutter-level creepers/stalkers are. Saw from the start the lengths these losers would go to to harass people they don't like.
Aside from that, I've often said that "astrology is loose guidelines at best and I prefer to focus on the man, not his chart"
- sigh.. all this time i took it seriously!!
everyone knows you are with a Virgo/Leo influenced guy ;p![]()
If it makes you feel any better, the fingerfucking & rest of it really did happen. I could even show you a p......nah nevermind, you're too ladylike & proper for that kind of thing.
But, show me a Virgo who would go to bed at 2am and wake up at 5am on a Sunday morning to work out. It's bizarrely hot, muggy and about to rain.
lady-like? lol ;p
that capricorn in me...is deceptive. it looks and feels, sounds lady-like.
but..
![]()
he wakes up to go work out? why dont u persuade him to work out with u in bed ;p xd![]()
Because he missed several of his scheduled workouts and he's a bit anal when it comes to that. We sleep in bursts, 2-3 hours here, 2-3 hours there. We went back to bed 2 hours later and got up at noon but I was still out of it.
I was a little sluggish lol while making lunch. He was topless and sweaty after he'd just finished a mini session, and I don't like that too much. Pulled me into a big hug, and with his nipple sticking my cheek lol I just couldn't leave it at that. All I had to use was one finger and his chest was heaving like he had just ran up Mt Everest. Rigid pec FTW
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Posted by GemLoverPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowPosted by GemLoverPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
@NelsonScorpmento
@GemLover
and that is how you deal with basic tiny bitches who think they're hot stuff.![]()
The main and only ones who really needs to take heed to those long texts (And it's incredibly unbelievable I actually red them line for line) are arkansassy, nikkistar, the rabbit, gemitati (perhaps), heartoftopazz and the rest of the trouble making ones if I forgot any. They are not of any value to this place who doesn't give any insightful nothing. They makes dxpnet toxic and full of germs that's good enough to be flushed down that toilet.
As far as those other ones you've listed in the op, ands and OCJack are more like comedians to this place. We need comedians here I think. Someone's gotta hype this place up with some kind of humor it's been toxic enough already.
Maybe you'll feel differently when it's you they're bullying for over a year. And......![]()
Topaz? Seriously?? She's like one of the weakest people here, she couldn't bully a cockroach. And Gemitati is one of the biggest comic reliefs here. She's like Benny Hill and Mr. Bean put together. And she's a granny gone wild.![]()
Sigh
Ok you think I should take topaz off mute?
She doesn't serve any purpose here and I'm tired of seeing the word "skedaddle" all the time she don't know the shits getting old and redundant. She's not funny and is extremely uncapable and unworthy of holding any discussions. This is why I think she's a toy dummy.
And lol at gemitati as granny gone wild.click to expand


Posted by LethalFantasiaPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowPosted by LethalFantasia
BAHH GOD BAAAAH GOD
HES HAS SNAPPED
LOOK AT THE CARNAGE! LOOK AT THE CARNAGE!![]()
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Snapped? But I was laughing the whole time. And yeah ok I was kinda bored.
You'll know when I snap.
Gemitati's titties will be sore after you snappedt/
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Posted by Endless
I think I'd been missing this retrograde, along with the fun, is what I get for being born with an empty 5th house lmao.
good to see dxpnet is still worse than my life.
gotta wonder what's new


Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowPosted by Endless
I think I'd been missing this retrograde, along with the fun, is what I get for being born with an empty 5th house lmao.
good to see dxpnet is still worse than my life.
gotta wonder what's new
Nothing new, retrogrades simply brought out DXP's known collective retardation to the fore for me to point out & laugh at. Said it before, this lot is cheap entertainment for the true masters of the world - the Fishes & the Lions, lowly jesters for our amusement during study breaks. Their religious dickriding has been quite the riot.click to expand


Posted by AbbyNormal
I dont want any part of this really. But just to tell ya, Ands was on a roll a lot longer, before you even got here, and he was/is well liked. I think comparing your time here with his is kinda ridiculous in a lot of ways....
DONT SHOOT!! 🙌🔫 itll be ok... 😘


Posted by EndlessPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowPosted by Endless
I think I'd been missing this retrograde, along with the fun, is what I get for being born with an empty 5th house lmao.
good to see dxpnet is still worse than my life.
gotta wonder what's new
Nothing new, retrogrades simply brought out DXP's known collective retardation to the fore for me to point out & laugh at. Said it before, this lot is cheap entertainment for the true masters of the world - the Fishes & the Lions, lowly jesters for our amusement during study breaks. Their religious dickriding has been quite the riot.
lmao I'd saw people throw so many numbers that for a moment I thought you guys were playing jed's bingo or something 😁
not only did he get younger, but now according to third-parties you meet him before you knew, imagine that.
but you keep being a grampa, time powers don't affect you it seems.click to expand



Posted by Endless
I think I'd been missing this retrograde, along with the fun, is what I get for being born with an empty 5th house lmao.
good to see dxpnet is still worse than my life.
gotta wonder what's new
Posted by TheRabbitPosted by FungalInfectionsPosted by AriquaPosted by TheRabbitPosted by Ariqua
Yeah I’m still confused how lisabeth was married to a Cancer and now he’s a Scorpio ?
I believe the Scorpio is her second husband.
Within the last year or so? I’m not trying to call her out but I do feel truly crazy when I remember certain things and all of a sudden it’s something else.
Mandela effect
Those Bernstein Bears eating that Jiffy peanut butter with lisabeths Cancer husband...click to expand


Posted by NelsonScorpmentoPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowPosted by GemLoverPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowPosted by GemLoverPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
@NelsonScorpmento
@GemLover
and that is how you deal with basic tiny bitches who think they're hot stuff.![]()
The main and only ones who really needs to take heed to those long texts (And it's incredibly unbelievable I actually red them line for line) are arkansassy, nikkistar, the rabbit, gemitati (perhaps), heartoftopazz and the rest of the trouble making ones if I forgot any. They are not of any value to this place who doesn't give any insightful nothing. They makes dxpnet toxic and full of germs that's good enough to be flushed down that toilet.
As far as those other ones you've listed in the op, ands and OCJack are more like comedians to this place. We need comedians here I think. Someone's gotta hype this place up with some kind of humor it's been toxic enough already.
Maybe you'll feel differently when it's you they're bullying for over a year. And......![]()
Topaz? Seriously?? She's like one of the weakest people here, she couldn't bully a cockroach. And Gemitati is one of the biggest comic reliefs here. She's like Benny Hill and Mr. Bean put together. And she's a granny gone wild.![]()
Sigh
Ok you think I should take topaz off mute?
She doesn't serve any purpose here and I'm tired of seeing the word "skedaddle" all the time she don't know the shits getting old and redundant. She's not funny and is extremely uncapable and unworthy of holding any discussions. This is why I think she's a toy dummy.
And lol at gemitati as granny gone wild.
Didn't she get cheated on earlier in the year or something? And went back to him? I think that's around the time she started believing she's a goat, and then her vocabulary shrunk down to just one word. Went permanently cuckoo.
In any event she's a whole lot easier to ignore than those stupid meme spammers like Kodak and Hatter. But, you don't get anything worthwhile out of her, so might as well keep her blocked. Your account; your choice. You should see how long MY mute list is.
And what did Gemitati do to you this time?![]()
rofl this is goldclick to expand


Posted by GemLoverPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowPosted by GemLoverPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowPosted by GemLoverPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
@NelsonScorpmento
@GemLover
and that is how you deal with basic tiny bitches who think they're hot stuff.![]()
The main and only ones who really needs to take heed to those long texts (And it's incredibly unbelievable I actually red them line for line) are arkansassy, nikkistar, the rabbit, gemitati (perhaps), heartoftopazz and the rest of the trouble making ones if I forgot any. They are not of any value to this place who doesn't give any insightful nothing. They makes dxpnet toxic and full of germs that's good enough to be flushed down that toilet.
As far as those other ones you've listed in the op, ands and OCJack are more like comedians to this place. We need comedians here I think. Someone's gotta hype this place up with some kind of humor it's been toxic enough already.
Maybe you'll feel differently when it's you they're bullying for over a year. And......![]()
Topaz? Seriously?? She's like one of the weakest people here, she couldn't bully a cockroach. And Gemitati is one of the biggest comic reliefs here. She's like Benny Hill and Mr. Bean put together. And she's a granny gone wild.![]()
Sigh
Ok you think I should take topaz off mute?
She doesn't serve any purpose here and I'm tired of seeing the word "skedaddle" all the time she don't know the shits getting old and redundant. She's not funny and is extremely uncapable and unworthy of holding any discussions. This is why I think she's a toy dummy.
And lol at gemitati as granny gone wild.
Didn't she get cheated on earlier in the year or something? And went back to him? I think that's around the time she started believing she's a goat, and then her vocabulary shrunk down to just one word. Went permanently cuckoo.
In any event she's a whole lot easier to ignore than those stupid meme spammers like Kodak and Hatter. But, you don't get anything worthwhile out of her, so might as well keep her blocked. Your account; your choice. You should see how long MY mute list is.
And what did Gemitati do to you this time?![]()
You know i may come off as sort of a clown on these message boards, but as a Gemini I still has to have good professional communications from people just like the rest of these gems here. Communication will always be an important factor in my life. Using the same one word with me day in and day out, night in and night out irritates me as a Gemini. This is why my intuition keeps telling me she's a toy dummy.
As far as gemitati goes, she didn't do anything harmful to me. She's just a Scorpio ass kisser and a little puppet on a string. I can actually see her as a follower rather than a leader. I bet if someone tell her to jump off the Brooklyn bridge that fool will do it especially if a Scorpio man tell her to.
Edit
And another thing I meant to add before my phone fucked up on me while I was typing this. She needs to stop thinking she's a goat and grow up. She's no Capricorn. Capricorns are usually very mature down to earth people.click to expand



Posted by AneemA04
Go hit the gym bruh

Posted by TheRabbitPosted by nikkistar
Oh, I just saw this, my bad. I was busy eating twinkies and oreo filling all weekend, while I binge watched Sex In the City, wondering why I don't have a sex life.
Thanks for noticing my fatness. @TheRabbit and I decided to trade places. He gets skinny, and I get fat. It's working.
*Insert WWE gif*
I can vouch for this...
She has videos of herself on YouTube licking the filling from Double Stuff Oreos and washing it down with Mello Yello while crying.click to expand

Posted by TheRabbitPosted by nikkistarPosted by TheRabbitPosted by nikkistar
Oh, I just saw this, my bad. I was busy eating twinkies and oreo filling all weekend, while I binge watched Sex In the City, wondering why I don't have a sex life.
Thanks for noticing my fatness. @TheRabbit and I decided to trade places. He gets skinny, and I get fat. It's working.
*Insert WWE gif*
I can vouch for this...
She has videos of herself on YouTube licking the filling from Double Stuff Oreos and washing it down with Mello Yello while crying.
MY MUKANG VIDEOS WERE ONLY FOR YOU TO SEE!
I'm splicing them into some Hillary Clinton videos to make hilarious compilations.click to expand

Posted by TheRabbitPosted by nikkistarPosted by TheRabbitPosted by nikkistarPosted by TheRabbitPosted by nikkistar
Oh, I just saw this, my bad. I was busy eating twinkies and oreo filling all weekend, while I binge watched Sex In the City, wondering why I don't have a sex life.
Thanks for noticing my fatness. @TheRabbit and I decided to trade places. He gets skinny, and I get fat. It's working.
*Insert WWE gif*
I can vouch for this...
She has videos of herself on YouTube licking the filling from Double Stuff Oreos and washing it down with Mello Yello while crying.
MY MUKANG VIDEOS WERE ONLY FOR YOU TO SEE!
I'm splicing them into some Hillary Clinton videos to make hilarious compilations.
Just don't use the ASMR and Mukang combo one I did with Sno-balls and cheeze wiz please.
@Arkansassy said he put that one on a loop and fapped to it for 5 hours.click to expand

Posted by LaMadrina
Writes long post to let people know he doesn't give a fuck.
I'm through Papi. I nearly choked on my coffee laughing. Not at you or disrespectfully. I just adore the spice in a soul. I may not always agree but I love anyone bold to speak their minds. At the end of the day who cares. None of this matters or makes nor breaks anyone here. Do you, you fabulous bitch. 😈





Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
look at all the triggered little bitches trying to prop each other up lol, boost each other's confidence like midget acrobats. The even funnier thing is they think I'm gonna read their retardations.




Posted by LaMadrinaPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowPosted by LaMadrina
Writes long post to let people know he doesn't give a fuck.
I'm through Papi. I nearly choked on my coffee laughing. Not at you or disrespectfully. I just adore the spice in a soul. I may not always agree but I love anyone bold to speak their minds. At the end of the day who cares. None of this matters or makes nor breaks anyone here. Do you, you fabulous bitch. 😈
I reserve my fucks for something else 😉![]()
This one is for the lulz. One stone, multiple bitches. Glad it worked for the both of us![]()
Latina, right? Hmm. Real balls. Not like these plastic heathens.
Heheheh! So so damn spicy! I raise my tequila to you. Heavy entertainment indeed! Everyone should try a little spice. It livens up the place.click to expand


Posted by s_i_e_r_r_aPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowPosted by s_i_e_r_r_a
wow pisces are nuts
I've noticed a pattern. Every time I post an expose thread, you're always there to flap a condescending gum. But when I'm the one being attacked, you're conspicuously silent.
You only side with me when I'm defending our right to go all loveydovey about our boyfriends (and only when it includes you). So how about you stay in your lane from now on, k? You don't wanna be the subject of my next expose, do ya? Shhhhhh...![]()
i've been upset with pisces latelyclick to expand



Posted by s_i_e_r_r_a
if i REALLY wanted to ruin you
why adonis' face pic?
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SENT
(not a threat but a reminder)
people aren't gonna get that
but you know exactly
now i'm done with my piece
and i will generously forgive you,
pretending this whole thing never happened




Posted by virgoOPPPPosted by _Dazed
@virgoOPPP
lol it's okay i got over itclick to expand

Posted by _DazedPosted by virgoOPPPPosted by _Dazed
@virgoOPPP
lol it's okay i got over it
What did he send you?click to expand

Posted by virgoOPPPPosted by _DazedPosted by virgoOPPPPosted by _Dazed
@virgoOPPP
lol it's okay i got over it
What did he send you?
something cringeyclick to expand

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First, we get a whole bunch of Scorpio biatches' true colors bleeding through over time only to come to a head almost overnight & their fakeness shine through brighter than Sirius. Jig's up. Then I receive the blessing of the hottest guy in the world to remove the shackles of my inner King of Hell and let loose.
The cosmic energies then conspired to create the effect of "the time of the month" on a whole bunch of broads which resulted in a Men Vs Women feud, heightened by the aroused Cancerian retardation that is unfortunately very "catching". And then - coup de grace - the site-wide retardation reached its climax.
Speaking of which @Superman77 you seem to get really offended whenever someone says the R-word. Let me tell you something: your son is NOT retarded. He may have an impairment but that doesn't stop him from trying to live life to the fullest. If you wanna see pure retardation, look no further than the plethora of specimens DXP is currently accommodating. Example:
Have you noticed the high number of people who refuse to give out their own placements, and those of their SO's? There's a very good reason for that. I started mentioning Jed a couple months into my DXP stay. By that time I've had plenty of opportunity to suss everyone out. I saw who the trolls are & who the gutter-level creepers/stalkers are. Saw from the start the lengths these losers would go to to harass people they don't like.
And I knew what not to share. The fingerfucking & all that was just for the lulz - I love getting my jollies during study breaks. But I wasn't about to open my boy up to pointless harassment. Remember, there was a time where posting people's charts without their consent counted as "personal information/invasion of privacy" and people got banned for it. I'm fairly sure that's still the case.
Aside from that, I've often said that "astrology is loose guidelines at best and I prefer to focus on the man, not his chart". I also rarely participate in astrological discussions, because astrology doesn't mean much to me. Sure, there's common traits among people of the same placement but for the most part it just does my head in. Squares and conjunctions and shit...
Why am I here? For the lulz. Stupid people amuse me, and there's plenty of that around here. Arkanshitty, that was one helluva detective work, sexy-looking chart. Except it was missing the most crucial element you need for drawing an accurate chart: Jed's real birth day. Which I never gave away. My boy ain't no damn Weirgo.
It takes a special kind of loser to stalk people in that way and there always were plenty of those around here. Which is why a lot of people keep their SO's placements to themselves, and that's why I did. Which means you've been running around all week like a headless retard for nothing - business as usual for you. I wanted to put you out of your misery on the same day, but seeing a retard make an even bigger retard outta themselves was too funny.
A savvy wrestling fan would recognize that date - August 23. Look it up yourself, you got nothing but time. And: Leo sun cusp, Cap moon, Leo Mercury......ring any bells? Hint hint - it's all about the game and how you play it!
I'm almost shocked at your level of retardation. It's all been there for 2+ years, and I made that statement regarding Jed's real age months ago. How the fuck did you not notice that Jed's placements magically stayed the same even though he was now 5 years younger than I originally claimed he was— I expected this to happen back then, but for someone who's religiously sporting a hardon for us, you done real fucked up! You lot are here to be laughed at, by me. And when you assume I give a fuck what ya'll think/believe or otherwise......oh boy.
Now, as far as fatass @nikkistar goes, I explained myself months ago, not my fault it took you this long to catch up. I blame your parents that were obviously related. On my end, everything was and is above board, that's why I have dinner with my boy's family almost every night & living in their home. Because I never did anything wrong.
So you're either too retarded to understand basic english, or you ignore my explanation for trolling purposes, which only makes you look even more retarded than we know you are - quite the feat. It's the equivalent of calling Jed ugly - something he couldn't be even if he tried. Made-up insults are kindergarten stuff, and a testament to your lack of IQ. You need not concern yourself with Jed.
You should feel sorry for your son, who has such an inferior creature for a mother. 50yo fat bitch who thinks she's still in high school. You should not have been allowed to procreate. REALLY bad news for the gene pool.
You, Arkanshitty, Ands, Firebunny, Hydorah, DJ & Terramine are the ultimate reason why that two-word phrase Ladyneptune is now infamous for was coined: because when you take that phrase to heart, you stop wasting the precious oxygen you clearly have no need for. It's not like you contribute anything of value to the world.
So, bitches, thank you so much for making me laugh my ass off all week, and thank you for keeping Jelle and Jed alive in DXP's memory 24/7. I accomplished in a few months what Ands couldn't do in 10 years: stay DXP-relevant.