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Dxp member who had never bitched about Scorpios!
Dxp member who had never bitched about Geminis!
DXP member who gave it their all
Posted by HearttofTopazWhat was your other name stupid fuck?
Awkward
Startwars?
Naah...the longest word she used was
riiiiiiich...
Posted by ChangI win hands down!
Dxp member who talks to you with the bathroom door open
Posted by ChangWas it orgy type of Banging?Posted by hydorahBandwagoneer
DXP member who gave it their allclick to expand
Posted by HearttofTopazOr buying keyboard with stuck keys?Posted by GemitatiPosted by HearttofTopazWhat was your other name stupid fuck?
Awkward
Startwars?
Naah...the longest word she used was
riiiiiiich...
Awkward.
My name was the same as now ma’am
So Anyways, im thinking bout investing in a gold tooth.
Thoughts?
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Posted by ChangShhhh...Posted by GemitatiPosted by ChangWas it orgy type of Banging?Posted by hydorahBandwagoneer
DXP member who gave it their all
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There's a minor here! @_@
chinaman with the golden chanclas
Greatest Dad in the World
Posted by HearttofTopazYou are the only one who doesn’t worry about your keyboard.Posted by GemitatiPosted by HearttofTopazOr buying keyboard with stuck keys?Posted by GemitatiPosted by HearttofTopazWhat was your other name stupid fuck?
Awkward
Startwars?
Naah...the longest word she used was
riiiiiiich...
Awkward.
My name was the same as now ma’am
So Anyways, im thinking bout investing in a gold tooth.
Thoughts?
My keyboard is the least of these worries
Have you seen these impeccable veneers?
There’s only one way to improve their auras
You and I both know what that is.... a gold tooth.
I’m Booking my appt todayclick to expand
If the keys were stuck - it would be like 🙏
Posted by HearttofTopazYour mom gave you $ 5?Posted by GemitatiPosted by HearttofTopazYou are the only one who doesn’t worry about your keyboard.Posted by GemitatiPosted by HearttofTopazOr buying keyboard with stuck keys?Posted by GemitatiPosted by HearttofTopazWhat was your other name stupid fuck?
Awkward
Startwars?
Naah...the longest word she used was
riiiiiiich...
Awkward.
My name was the same as now ma’am
So Anyways, im thinking bout investing in a gold tooth.
Thoughts?
My keyboard is the least of these worries
Have you seen these impeccable veneers?
There’s only one way to improve their auras
You and I both know what that is.... a gold tooth.
I’m Booking my appt today
If the keys were stuck - it would be like 🙏
This is my moment to shine, I’ve just accepted an award
Gtfo
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Who will give the awards?
I volunteer.
I volunteer.
Posted by WolfInRamsClothingYeah! I know...her mom must had been ‘akward’ and forgot her birth day!Posted by GemitatiBe careful, She's a Scorpio. You might lose your nomination ) lolPosted by HearttofTopazWhat was your other name stupid fuck?
Awkward
Startwars?
Naah...the longest word she used was
riiiiiiich...click to expand
user who doesn't worry about keyboards
Greatest Sideburns
DXPer who'd most likely blurt out something, revealing that she's actually silently reading your thread
heartoftopaz previous account was not trolly at all, it's like she fell on her head and lost half her IQ
Posted by GemitatiwtfPosted by ChangWas it orgy type of Banging?Posted by hydorahBandwagoneer
DXP member who gave it their allclick to expand
Wnt sum fuk award.
Most Stylish Merkin
DxP member who talked the most shit.
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Posted by HearttofTopazsorry i should ve put that second one in a separate response not quoting you lolPosted by AbbyNormalPosted by HearttofTopazMost Awkward 😋
Awkward
also, Most Likely to PWP (Post While Pooping) 🙃
I don’t PWP
I have pretty quick poops. I wait until it’s about to fall out of my beehole before I’ll go to the bathroom.click to expand
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Most Likely to Post While Pooping
(has nothing to do with @HeartofTopaz... healthy colon so i hear 🙃)
(has nothing to do with @HeartofTopaz... healthy colon so i hear 🙃)
I play logic games while pooping
just fyi
just fyi
Posted by HearttofTopazonce you get past 30, start training your brain. You'll thank me later billyPosted by hydorahOl’ Patch Burns gotta stay sharp
I play logic games while pooping
just fyiclick to expand
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