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Posted by tizianiPosted by HareThe Tier One Series lol
The ads in this thread though...
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Posted by blackphase
All the non sense ones made by you..
Posted by Neno
How important is sex in your life,how much u think of sex daily and what sex means to u?
State your Mars sign☺
Posted by tiziani
I only really think about it non-stop when I have Nandos peri peri hot sauce. That's the only time it becomes insatiable.
I also sometimes look at people in a different light for a few seconds when they put enchiladas on my plate, but that is more emotion based like the transfer of oxytocin.
Virgo Mars.click to expand
Posted by wagtailHah, no truer words said. 😆Posted by Hide
dxp is buddhist
you have to find the middle path of indifference to truly enjoy the place
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Posted by yupvirgooWhen Veniuans snap
This is the best thing I've ever posted on here and you can quote me on it too.Posted by yupvirgoo
You call me "fake" yet you're a fraudulent sham of a hypocrite.
I hope you make that your tagline.
Your Virgo ex clearly dodged a bullet.
If a Libra mars with a Libra dominant doesn't like you, then you must be hopeless.
Sayonara to your dreams of a well-decorated home with a bunch of children.
No self-respecting man would truly love you.
But this is just my "fake" opinion of course.
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Posted by RemixGeneralFishy
some people should not be allowed to be parents.
Posted by AndalusiaLMFAO more like Revenge of the Venusians. I hope he wasn't saying that to me. Hmmm.....I never said I wanted kids. In fact I don't. But my ex IS a Virgo so you can see how I can make that assumption.Posted by yupvirgooWhen Veniuans snap
This is the best thing I've ever posted on here and you can quote me on it too.Posted by yupvirgoo
You call me "fake" yet you're a fraudulent sham of a hypocrite.
I hope you make that your tagline.
Your Virgo ex clearly dodged a bullet.
If a Libra mars with a Libra dominant doesn't like you, then you must be hopeless.
Sayonara to your dreams of a well-decorated home with a bunch of children.
No self-respecting man would truly love you.
But this is just my "fake" opinion of course.click to expand
Posted by firebunnyI have still not fully grasped the reality of firebunny writing a love letter to ands
All at once,
I finally took a moment and I'm realizing that
You're not coming back
And it finally hit me all at once
All at once,
I started counting teardrops and at least a million fell
My eyes began to swell,
And all my dreams were shattered all at once
Ever since I met you
You're the only love I've known
And I can't forget you
Though I must face it all alone
All at once, I'm drifting on a lonely sea
Wishing you'd come back to me
And that's all that matters now
All at once, I'm drifting on a lonely sea
Holding on to memories
And it hurts me more than you know
So much more than it shows
All at once
All at once,
I looked around and found that you were with another love
In someone else's arms,
And all my dreams were shattered, all at once
All at once
The smile that used to greet me brightened someone else's day
She took your smile away
And left me with just memories, all at once
Posted by Ram416Posted by raad182Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
There is nothing wrong with you.
You're still a work-in-progress, like every one of us here.click to expand
Posted by ParisianCappy
my heart beat too much
Posted by CanthalTilt
I look at dogs more than girls.
I'm like bish I'm not trying to hit on you I just want to pet your dog.
Posted by DreamyboyLol.Posted by TeenaLol I'll break it down for you. You lay down all spread eagle like and give your partner a glance of pure primal needs yet with a hint of innocence and holding back what you really want. He eases in, slowly, holding a pickle and gently grazes it along your thigh, going closer and closer to your soft lips. You feel it so close and you get excited. Your eyes are locked into his and all you can think of is his warmth. As it gets closer, the cold pickle glides along your man in the boat and he flicks your bean with the oddly shaped pickle and after the vinegar burns your love hole, you slap Canthal's face because the pickle hurted you. So he apologizes and gets a cucumber.Posted by DreamyboyOmfg!!! LOL!!! My comment was not at all sex related... It is kinda difficult for me to even imagine what you just said.I'm so sorry to disappoint ??Posted by TeenaWait so you mean like, eating food sensually or being stimulated my various phallic veggies into your Vaginal orifice/clitoral hood?Posted by AliensusedourbogrollOFCOURSE!!!!!!! Kill whoever says otherwise 😱
Food. Is that a fetish though?
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Posted by DonJohn
the fact is uggos love to give their opinion first on what they think is ugly or beautiful.
Posted by tizianiJust for a screen name😉Posted by No
LOL I don't take No for an answer
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Posted by geminidude
My friend's grandmother referred to the vagina as a "poonie". When they would go over a hill in the car she would say "woo hoo, a poonie tickler". My friend said that was the most scarring thing that was ever said to her.
the Addams family values
Posted by Gemitati
I wish I knew. I didn't ask for it. Tons of men I had met in one day for business and he was one before last...
I saw. I've grabbed my husbands arm and I said - o would follow him unleashed wherever he wanted me to go!
And my husband said - yeah, seems like a great guy!
I was like whaaaaat? I didn't know God made that kind!!! And we start doing business for first 5 years nothing but pure friendship. I took my daughter with me - she was 15-16. And I said look - this is the man I in love with....she said he is dreamy!
I said keep your paws off! We laughed!
the rap god doesn't give a fvck
Posted by TerramineLightvoid
Lmao what? Talking about one's dick size unto itself implies that you're going to show your dick or that you want to as-is?
No. Fact is palehooves mentioned guys lying about their size, in reference to me being bold about being a Genius. So I just asserted the fact that it is big.
Then YOU and her started hawking me to show it. Aka as others have referred to it. I was baited.
Of course I don't really care regardless. I chose to do it. The real ussue is that y'all think this is something to judge like "NOOO SHOWING YOUR NUDITY IS A FUCKING TRAGEDY". Meanwhile almost all of you look at porn.
Every dude has a dick unless he got I a freak accident or was born with an extremely rare mutation. It's nothing new.
Either y'all are just mindless shills stuck with preconceptions that were dictated to you. Or you're bothered because. Maybe some of y'all are attracted to me and whatever part of you that is against scandelousness kicks in.
Fact is, I'm single. Fact is, y'all seeing my dick isn't going to affect anything at all. Woah, mind blown right?
Posted by CanthalTiltPosted by ChrisIsKodakHe looks like he's on the cusp of greatness
I Found this old picture of me when I was a kid. I was wondering what emotions do you see in this picture?
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posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Actually that's because god was born in 1992 and he's a Virgo. you'll believe its really him when he takes his shirt off.
Hilarious
Actually that's because god was born in 1992 and he's a Virgo. you'll believe its really him when he takes his shirt off.
Hilarious
Posted by CanthalTilt
First Tier shares the women. Then after we damage them beyond repair we give palehooves the scraps.
Posted by firebunny
You're not even good-looking; just enough confidence to fool women. 😆
Posted by firebunny
It doesn't matter to me dude. I just want to age gracefully from now on. And I can do that if I limit my internet-surfing.
My analysis:
2000: I joined a beauty pageant where I won Mr. Photogenic and Mr. Winsome Smile awards.
2001: We finally had internet at home.
2001+: Never joined a pageant again
Conclusion: internet stole my chi or whatever you may call it.
Ergo: avoid surfing the net too much.
Posted by tizianiPosted by sakuraflowers
Criticisms about self? It's more effective if you don't dispute it. You and your actions will show through much more than anything you could describe about yourself.
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*like*
Posted by AfternoonDelights22Welcome!
Come on P6X58DE and Terramine
Turning a thread about looks into personality types
Definitely crossed the line
And sad thing is, neither of you earned any stripes
ESFJ versus ENTJ
Sorry, but I don’t think that convinced anyone here
To give either of you a BJ
We’re all waiting for one of you to actually jump on a plane
Not that either of you have any dough
If this just stays a keyboard warrior campaign
You are a lost cause like flight Three Seven Oh
Next time please just stick to talking about booty
I know your emotions overflow
But it’s not your duty
These sad internet brawls
to deflate each other like Tom Brady
But you would both just choke on starwars balls
Posted by Koniuchaa
I have two night stands...
Posted by IanTiering
I am sensitive to chicken
Posted by ScorpionPowers
As a side note he's more Scorpio then Cap. He has admitted to being paranoid, jealous, sexual and super loyal.. thought for a second this was a match made in heaven
Posted by BunchaHoors
I'm not trying to waste anything. My life has been literal hell for the past few months. How am I expected to utilize my potential as well? It doesn't work like that
Posted by Foxremixfishy must be dying of jealousy for not finding this gif firstPosted by DonJohn
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Posted by Hare
DXP is just bursting at the seams with bad asses.
Posted by Neno2
I chat with everybody as long they are honest and good people,if i smell something fishy i just say what i mean and then i leave forever.
Posted by CarpeNoctem
Also I got a certified IQ test with a psychologist. My parents found out that I'm not a retard and now I can't use it as an excuse
Posted by tiziani
I'm done with reading, he said. Books just make me think too much, he said.
Posted by GemitatiPosted by ands2013Should we all send her....condolences for not knowing about abortion?
It's my mom's birthday todayclick to expand
Posted by starwarsShe's hilarious af!!?Posted by Gemitati2nd favorite gemitati post^Posted by Gob_ShiteYou have sex with relatives? Hmmm
At the end of the day, it's all relative...
#thefirst would be when someone was telling gemitati that she "doesn't love her husband if shes cheating" and another saying "life isn't black or white"
so gemitati being gemitati decided to kill the deep spirtiual convo with "we're both white" LOLclick to expand
LMAO @ the imagery
I do not necessarily agree or disagree with what has been said
I do not necessarily agree or disagree with what has been said
Posted by DonJohn
at the end of the day......... when rubber meets the road....... it's just you and yourself when you are 50 and alone. both your parents croaked. your friends ditched that stupid rheteoric long ago and have ran off with their families. now all you got for that narrative is a rainbow flag, some ratchet armpit hair and 1 side of your head shaved.
by then it might be too late to realize the truth and you don't have the choice to change your mind anymore.
Posted by firebunnyPosted by Weeds
You don't need to end rhyme.
It's far easier to use multi syllables in one line.
Compounds the song and makes it easy to ride a beat.
Thank you. I'm doing a Director's Message for an event next week so I don't have time to google what multi syllables mean. Care to explain? Thanks.click to expand
Posted by Damnatagemitati = damnataPosted by hydorahLMAOPosted by Gemitaticoffee is the work of the devil damnataPosted by hydorahI can act like that!Posted by Gemitatiare you foolPosted by hydorahLet's cook something you like!
I HATE MY BREAKFAST
Do you want eggs in your coffee?
Cream and sugar? Or salt?
Did my repeated grammar/spelling errors tip you off or was it the eastern europe part?click to expand
just fyi
Posted by hydorahHoly FUCKING SHITPosted by Damnatagemitati = damnataPosted by hydorahLMAOPosted by Gemitaticoffee is the work of the devil damnataPosted by hydorahI can act like that!Posted by Gemitatiare you foolPosted by hydorahLet's cook something you like!
I HATE MY BREAKFAST
Do you want eggs in your coffee?
Cream and sugar? Or salt?
Did my repeated grammar/spelling errors tip you off or was it the eastern europe part?
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Posted by wagtailLol.Posted by hydorahHoly FUCKING SHITPosted by Damnatagemitati = damnataPosted by hydorahLMAOPosted by Gemitaticoffee is the work of the devil damnataPosted by hydorahI can act like that!Posted by Gemitatiare you foolPosted by hydorahLet's cook something you like!
I HATE MY BREAKFAST
Do you want eggs in your coffee?
Cream and sugar? Or salt?
Did my repeated grammar/spelling errors tip you off or was it the eastern europe part?
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No.
Yup
It's going here
It's going here
Posted by tiziani—?
@Teena
The name you hear among the sirens
From the block corner to the sands colliding
It's in a song you play for me to blame
From my pride for her colliding with my shame
Teena's stare you see from eyes to die for
PM'd threats from DXP's knights galore
She'll let them all believe she needs a saviour
I save for her all our depraved behaviour
They dream of Teena like a sweet sixteen
I dreamt of us wrapped in her siren sting
Save us a space for where we taste fair heavens
Night of carnal pleasure, a hell for vegetarians
Going down with Teena is coming up for air
Wake up between laws where few care to dare
To break, to bend or her gaze
The sun sets on Teena's unlocked maze
I'm standing there ready to take the siren
Teena's sweat, a drop of my tongue colliding
It's a dance between the sheets of shame
I feel it coming each time I say her name
Posted by firebunny
Uggghhh... I will never have sex with Ands! I think when he teased me when we ate at a Turkish restaurant but I didn't respond should be enough of a sign that I won't have sex with him.
I just can't have sex with someone I consider as my long-lost brother! 😢
Posted by firebunnyPosted by MrEmptyBackpackDude, I have photographic memory. I can still remember you playing your fingers on the bottle of beer! I acted like I didn't notice and you made the lame excuse that you like making things awkward when you realized I didn't and wouldn't respond.
I sat across you drank a beer
You yammered on about law school
I stopped listening and watched the halal music videos
You yammered on about Spain
You can't read people bro you don't pay enough attention coz you're an autist
I just wanted to know how normalfags lived
That's why I took the jeep with you on first meeting
2nd time I thought I'd return the favor by showing you how I lived
We're even
Even if I were gay, I won't have sex with you. That's like incest. I treat you as my brother.click to expand
Posted by CaramelizedCoffee
I think I'm in love with the leo. Because his face is a master piece.
Posted by firebunny
I'll prove to you that I'm not gay. Come here to the Philippines and let's have some crazy sex.
I'll lick your pussy too.
Let it be tight though.
Posted by hydorahPosted by TheTinManPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxX😆Posted by TheTinMan
If you (Alicia) were to hire me for your protection you can bet your ass I will give you full protection at all cost. Or if I even was to see you in some kind of danger I will leap in to action to try my best to save you from harm. That replies to anybody. That's the kind of person I am.
If only you could save me from yourself....
Oh ok I was thinking you don't have nobody in your life for protection.
*slaps my forehead with the palm of my hand*.
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Posted by h8pisces
Oh and i forgot to mention that most of these pisces had this annoying smug chuckle. DAMN PISCES
Posted by starwarsAnd she says she isn't obsessed with me!Posted by GetMisted10 years laterPosted by tizianiBarista cranks up the radio in the back ground..Posted by starwars
@afternoondelights22
its ok not all geminis are crazy
e.g:
kanye west
gemitati
cuteboy
list goes on
Now I'm picturing Gemitati waking up in the morning like "I AM a God...."
later on in the cafe, Gemitati: "Hurry up with my damn croissants!"
? "Pop that pussy Gemitati"
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Posted by MysteryShopper
"All life is cope."- Buddha
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