
That's basically Mugatu's role in Zoolander.


Posted by tcta
so close and yet so far away ...![]()

Posted by AndalusiaomgPosted by clayThat's basically Mugatu's role in Zoolander.Posted by hydorahI'm still laughing.
there should be an ands theme park, at the entrance they would give you that hugh heffner-like costume and a man scarf and a pug to hold at all times. You would sit in rococo furniture while eating venusian food with candles and ands portraits on the walls.click to expand


Posted by ImTheRamAt Tier 1 trying to fight over themselves
lool
As i figured...they are still smelling each others butts....
😆

Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Thank god for virgos

Posted by Tirano24You missed my sarcasm in posting this quote here.Posted by Damnata1) Imaginary person in the sky does not existPosted by AfternoonDelights22
Thank god for virgos
2) This is not a "best post" only because it strokes your ego
So delete this.click to expand

Posted by Tirano24To see that specific poster say it...meant the world to me. It's just super funny for...reasons.Posted by DamnataSure it was.Posted by Tirano24You missed my sarcasm in posting this quote here.Posted by Damnata1) Imaginary person in the sky does not existPosted by AfternoonDelights22
Thank god for virgos
2) This is not a "best post" only because it strokes your ego
So delete this.
Inside joke. Try again on ego and all that.
I agree with 1)click to expand

Posted by DamnataConsidering this was said by a Pisces, it says A LOT.Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Thank god for virgos
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Posted by tizianilolol, yeah. cracks me up.Posted by DamnataPosted by Tirano24To see that specific poster say it...meant the world to me. It's just super funny for...reasons.Posted by DamnataSure it was.Posted by Tirano24You missed my sarcasm in posting this quote here.Posted by Damnata1) Imaginary person in the sky does not existPosted by AfternoonDelights22
Thank god for virgos
2) This is not a "best post" only because it strokes your ego
So delete this.
Inside joke. Try again on ego and all that.
I agree with 1)
Anyway, I see how that could be read but idgaf. It's a "No" on the deletion, as I enjoy tremendously saying that to fixed and cardinal signs.
No's tagline ..... "it's a no."
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Posted by Ram416They all front like there's no tomorrow.Posted by DamnataConsidering this was said by a Pisces, it says A LOT.Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Thank god for virgos
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Posted by tizianiSimplicity is so underrated.Posted by DamnataI feel unreal levels of happiness everytime I read it.Posted by tizianilolol, yeah. cracks me up.Posted by DamnataPosted by Tirano24To see that specific poster say it...meant the world to me. It's just super funny for...reasons.Posted by DamnataSure it was.Posted by Tirano24You missed my sarcasm in posting this quote here.Posted by Damnata1) Imaginary person in the sky does not existPosted by AfternoonDelights22
Thank god for virgos
2) This is not a "best post" only because it strokes your ego
So delete this.
Inside joke. Try again on ego and all that.
I agree with 1)
Anyway, I see how that could be read but idgaf. It's a "No" on the deletion, as I enjoy tremendously saying that to fixed and cardinal signs.
No's tagline ..... "it's a no."
"that will be a No, dear"
It's like I've been waiting for news all week and she's here to break it to me.
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Posted by DamnatabooPosted by AfternoonDelights22
Thank god for virgos
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Posted by everlynn
Tirano I do appreciate my beauty. Hense why I love mirrors so much and can't stay off them. And because I'm a beautiful looking guy, I still get jealous when especially another dude looks prettier than myself. That only makes me wanna rip their faces apart for future facelift. It's like *im* the only man is allowed to be pretty.

Posted by NostalgicCappyPosted by ScrumptiousPosted by NostalgicCappyi can tryPosted by ScrumptiousPosted by NostalgicCappyno, this is hydorahPosted by ScrumptiousPosted by NostalgicCappyaw shit.Posted by Scrumptious
stupid goats![]()
i mean goats as in uh goats
Hmm..
Is this Mr. Rogers, or no?
Ok. Hi Hydorah, I didn't realize you had two accounts. Be nice to us Cappys.
You lied to me.
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Posted by AbbyNormalPosted by AbbyNormalplaying with filters but i think i like this one best. this was last week.
ive been told i look more like gemini or cancer. with a little more weight and my face rounder, i see the cancer. idk what sign id guess me to be, if i didnt know me lol. i have a new pic ill put up later and yall can decide.
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Posted by andstillYou're my hero! —?
i masturbate to myself in the mirror
#leomoonantics

Posted by tizianiIf she wanted to "keep it short", why didn't she stay for dinner?Posted by Impulsv
So sad! The guy lied about his height
He was a midget
I still stayed for a drink I paid
He tried to offer dinner n well I knew I wanted to keep it short
He tried 😢click to expand

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Posted by bricklemarkPosted by -elle-Are there any non-scumbags on this site? Amazing how you all found eachother...
Are you drunk?click to expand

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this is mine:
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I don't even know who this fucker is? ??click to expand

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Posted by GetMistedPosted by DeadStoolWe don't
How do you guys even remember what you're arguing about anymore?!click to expand

Posted by confusingconfused😆
You and CC will make beautiful babies

Posted by tizianiI think having a full set of hair is worth all this though. You can have sex with yourself every day in the mirror. 😛Posted by Impulsv
Try propecia so u can loose sensation on ur penis n get depression n won't enjoy sex
But hey ull have a full set of hairclick to expand

Posted by yupvirgooPosted by Andalusia*chucklesPosted by yupvirgooFirst your ascendant was wrong, now your wife's! For the country that invented paper, you all's record keeping is sorely lacking 😛
Apparently my wife is a Leo rising and not a Cancer rising as I originally thought. Almost everyone I've dated and all my exes are Cancer risings tho which I found kinda odd lol. Can anyone tell me more about this rising? Also, how would her placements connect with my own?
Me: Virgo sun, Taurus moon, Libra rising, Leo venus, Libra mars, Libra-Cap dominant
Hers: Taurus sun, Leo moon, Leo rising, Pisces venus, Libra mars, Pisces-Taurus dominant
My ascendant was my mom's fault. She's too busy assembling her Yoko Ono outfits lol. She had no idea what she's done to me. I've always wanted to be an Aqua. She's a dreamkiller.
Anyway, we're a bunch of pirates living in the harbour making knockoffs of everything around here. Accuracy's not always the priority lol.click to expand

Posted by themagnetoreborn
...
There are 4 levels to DXP ...
1st level: no intensity; it's comical...really
1. Whorish users - those who create multiple threads a day and saturate this website with ridiculous, superficial/bubblegum topics; their threads attract and satisfy multiple users whose purpose is to fulfill their insatiable need for instant gratification; they prefer quantity over quality, and as a result, they become masters at spreading themselves too thin.
2. Class-clown users - those who willingly serve as the jesters of DXP; their peculiar sense of humor allows others to perceive them as "charming" and tolerable compared to the #3 users; they cannot be taken serious under many circumstances. However, their opinions are only valued when they oppose the 3's and especially the 7's; they hardly engage in combat with the 6's
2nd level: moderate intensity
3. Provocative users - those who are always at the center of controversy, clamor for attention, and audaciously create threads that spread like wildfire; they are the users who are ego-driven and only thrive in emotionally charged situations that are created by them (and their ignorance); they are not as harmful as #7
4. Stone-throwing users - those users who are the first to step in, and directly oppose the provocateurs using mockery or satire; they effectively attract others to join their efforts in putting down those who cause chaos or disruption, and they gain satisfaction by being in a majority.
5. Side-line users - the users who very often involve themselves in drama (regardless of whether or not it pertains to them) by commentating on them on the front page, using appropriate gifs; they aim to have both relevance and validation that often comes in the form of "likes"; they are the most predictable users because they are /always/ just commentating or speaking in gifs; they've popularized the term "passive-aggressiveness," and as a result of both overuse and misuse, they've caused it to lose all its meaning.
3rd level: strong intensity
6. Confrontational users - those who make valid arguments, points, and counterpoints; they effectively use intellect and logic to diffuse situtiations or confront any user belonging to the second level (most often the provocateurs); they insist on being right or having the last word, only to draw out arguments and add more fuel to the fire. They are both self-righteous and condescending during times of chaos.
7. Insidious users - those users who turn to racist, sexist, and homophobic slurs in order to pierce through all the noise and be heard; they represent unstable, extremely insecure individuals who contribute to real life issues by spreading hate and abhorrence; they lack logic, intellect, and stamina, but they easily cause great divide amongst all users...revealing everyone's true colors (those who stay silent about the things that matter, those who conversely speak up, and those who make facetious remarks)
4th level: died down intensity; the most unvisited part of DXP where you find...
8. Counseling users - those users who offer advice or support to those who are emotionally bruised and/or have concerns about their health, relationships, or life; they have the ability to sympathize with others and put themselves in others shoes, and they often have good judgement
9. Astrological users - those users who root these aforementioned personal experiences in astrology; they have knowledge when it comes to natal chart aspects and determining compatibility with other people
10. Spirit-like users - those users who wander or come in and out at their own will; they are both untethered from and unbothered by DXP reality; they have dignity

sPosted by tiziani
"You see, you all need to pay attention. Because *I'VE* been thinking critically...."
(Everyone pulls up a seat)
"Do tell more"
Voice from the kitchen:"Critical thinking? Don't start without me! I'm just putting the kettle on"click to expand

Posted by capricornmoonPosted by aphrodite3
I'm glad I'm my own boss and don't have to work for no one. Far from a buffoon. @Scrumptious what's your sign again?, virgo? And what's with that gay ass name. Scrumptious? Tf is wrong with you?
He's a racist fag, that's his problem, he sucks too much dick and he was mad that I blocked him. He's a half wit, and a mental midget. He also goes by that dumb user name "Housecleaning"he comes on my threads basically to talk shit cause I have his disturbed, mental midget ass Blocked! Notice how all his profile names are feminine and faggety in nature. Aside from the load of semen he swallows or uses as his mouth rinse, I suspect he's a Psychopath, the garden variety kind, where you could be standing at a train terminal and he'all push you in front of the train just because you're black or something.click to expand

Posted by ScrumptiousWhat's a cig? And I see that chick is still a homophobic church lady. 😆Posted by capricornmoonPosted by aphrodite3
I'm glad I'm my own boss and don't have to work for no one. Far from a buffoon. @Scrumptious what's your sign again?, virgo? And what's with that gay ass name. Scrumptious? Tf is wrong with you?
He's a racist fag, that's his problem, he sucks too much dick and he was mad that I blocked him. He's a half wit, and a mental midget. He also goes by that dumb user name "Housecleaning"he comes on my threads basically to talk shit cause I have his disturbed, mental midget ass Blocked! Notice how all his profile names are feminine and faggety in nature. Aside from the load of semen he swallows or uses as his mouth rinse, I suspect he's a Psychopath, the garden variety kind, where you could be standing at a train terminal and he'all push you in front of the train just because you're black or something.click to expand

Posted by VenusAquarius
Swing Out Sister "Break Out"

Posted by Cancan26Lol.
Your doing it wrong....if you wish to summon pangel you have to do it right
1. Draw a Pentagon on your bathroom floor
2. Light candles in said bathroom
3.cut off all the lights
4.then stand in front of the mirror
5. And lastly at the top of your lungs say:
P-angle!
P-angel!
P-angel!
*Then she will appear to promptly "drag" without hearing your point of view, into the gates of her negative hell*

Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
You should also learn archery at this time so you can send notes and dead animals and roses via arrows shot near his window or something.

Posted by EvatheDivaPosted by idgaf2Dodo it's spelled G-R-A-M-M-A-R!Posted by ladylibra21hey, dum-dum.
How sensitive are you about penis size are you when entering a relationship? Are you more aware of it than let's say if you were just casually sleeping with someone?
your grammer is fucked up.
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
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> Posted by DivaCanLeoPosted by PlaguedPale skin went out in the 1600s...
You don't need sun, you don't need to tan.
Pale skin is sexy as fuck. Pink pussy and nipples too.click to expand

Posted by Stensco21
Sorry for the grammar I'm on my phone

Posted by aquapiscescusp
It doesn't matter what you're exposed to, it doesn't speed up the process of maturing.

Posted by BarackObama
There are no democratic rights in marriage, especially when it comes to other women. Every married man knows that.
Also, flirting /= opinion![]()

Posted by P-AngelWhat? I made it?Posted by aquapiscescusp
It doesn't matter what you're exposed to, it doesn't speed up the process of maturing.
lol
smhclick to expand

Posted by everlynnPosted by MyStarsShineI don't know exactly how true this is but there was a small rumor going around once that artical was a member of team Duncan at the headquarters. It's said the original ArticalL died in a tragic car accident. I don't know who using that username now.
Was he banned?
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Posted by starwarsI do that too tbqh.Posted by BruceWangPosted by Yesuvd gives shutup likes
Calls me a moron
*proceeds to like half my posts*
Better get that discharge checked, there could be something more serious behind it
like ok here is a like shutup already and help me find a male modelclick to expand

Posted by firebunny
I was like, "who are you to do that? you don't have the right to do that. that's bullying. I can file a case against you."

Posted by DeadStool
Scorp moon the worst moon


Posted by BruceWang
yes he was saying
hai yupvirgo
i iz fishy remixel
i haz mental breakdownz
my feels was to much for my virgo boy
why he no reciprocate
he let me kiss him when he passed out
let me rub my wang on his lips
yupvirgo y u not replying to my pms
i haz poster of you printed out in my mental ward
but i put mah philip seymour hoffman face in place of your baby angel wifey
fine nvm divacanleo was right you fake as fuq

Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemitatiYou cheat on your husband AND make him photograph your hairy asshole!!? Damn that mans a saint.
Well woman!
NOW I have to get a mirror!
Bent myself as I had never done before or ask my husband to take a picture of my whole to see what color it is...so I have to decide if I have to pour bleach all over it to achieve what?
More dicks in my butt?
I don't really need many...
So tell me what's the problem you trying to solve. No traffic?
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Posted by tizianiPosted by YesYou're good at sequences. Procedural memory is a blessing, not a curse. If you're reading this, you are the resistance.
Is anyone here, besides Nemilicious, ever going to talk on topic?
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Posted by Foxyour avatar always cracks me upPosted by firebunnyPosted by Mystical111So why do you read my posts, in the first place?Posted by EnochtheWiseBrain damage too.
firebunny - I think your threads do more psychological damage to users here of any age than the occasional porn gifs.
I've lost many brain cells reading his posts ?
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