Best Post of the Day (Page 12)

Posted by tiziani
jeez, it's been 3 YEARS since this thread was made.

Posted by TheTinMan
I'm still waiting on the day she post her complete faceshot. The ass and everything else can fall into place.

Posted by tiziani

Posted by hydorah

Posted by tiziani
jeez, it's been 3 YEARS since this thread was made.

the "last movie watched" thread is 9 years old

What I mean is I was actually here when this thread was first made. And yet I'm still here....

click to expand

Posted by tiziani

Posted by hydorah

Posted by tiziani
jeez, it's been 3 YEARS since this thread was made.

the "last movie watched" thread is 9 years old

What I mean is I was actually here when this thread was first made. And yet I'm still here....

click to expand

Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Always a pissing contest on DXP

Posted by classmate
To everyone that calls ands a pedo for interacting with me:

Posted by Soul
Pretty sure a pedo is someone who rapes children.

When I was underage I always hung out with adults much older then me. Know how many times I was raped? 0.

What kind of world is it when the youth can't even befriend people older then them?

click to expand

Posted by seraph
"What do you do when a scorpio goes silent ?"

Thank them for the favour?

Posted by Soul
Me: Idk it's just you tend to be a bit sensitive.

Cancer: Sensitive? I'm not sensitive. Who are you calling sensitive? I'm chill as fuck. Completly stable. If anything it's people like you that are sensitive. Maybe you should just stfu.

Me: Damn maybe that was too far, sorry.

Cancer: No fuck you. You want sensitive? I'll show you sensitive. Actually fuck that you're not worth my time. You aren't shit to me. You don't ever listen, or even act like you care. Its because you don't care (breaking down into sorrow) if just once someone would fucking care maybe I could actually feel at peace, but noooo, everyone have to be a two faced pos. Not anymore though, naaaa fuck that. (Sorrow turns to anger) Not anymore you mother fucker. I'll show you who's fucking sensitive. (Pulls out a loaded gun) You want to fuck with me you pos? (Points gun at me) I'll take you out in a second. Naaaa who am I kidding? I'm the sensitive one aren't I? (Points gun at own temple) Fuck you and fuck this world. I can't stand take this shit anymore!

Me: Wait stop!

Cancer: (Points gun at me) what you still have something to say you sensitive litte pos? What You scared? You just don't understand do you? You will never understand. You will always just be a heartless pos. (Puts gun on table) I need to go for a walk and be alone for a while.

Me:

Posted by Mountainbeauty74
Cancers are the eternal diplomats and caregivers who have to go around cleaning up after Aries because they are so warlike they will murder anyone in their paths (Hitler) geminis because there are so many insane people fighting for control in one body (Jeffery Dahmer) Leos because they think they're so amazing and will smash anyone who doesn't cower at their roar ( Barak Obana) who is the ish by the day, and so many others. Friends and lovers of Cancers always leave our homes well-fed, happy, slightly drunk, quite possibly laid, happy, filled with a pleasant sense of well being, and maybe even a foil covered dish of homemade lasagna. Cancers do not have to constantly bang others over the head about how amazing we are. Since when is it NOT okay to be pretty, soft, feminine, caring, smart, a domestic goddess, and an enchantress in the bedroom? Oh and yes. Those poor, tiny, newborn babies you see at the grocery store with their adorable toes out because their mothers are so inadequate that she has on shoes but the baby doesn't! That woman is either an Aries, Scorpio, Sagatterius. She is NOT A CANCER!!!!!! So for all you people leaving horrible posts about Cancers, get off the Net and go put some

socks on your baby. He's cold!!!!!!

Posted by Mountainbeauty74
Oh and yes. Those poor, tiny, newborn babies you see at the grocery store with their adorable toes out because their mothers are so inadequate that she has on shoes but the baby doesn't! That woman is either an Aries, Scorpio, Sagatterius. She is NOT A CANCER!!!!!! So for all you people leaving horrible posts about Cancers, get off the Net and go put some

socks on your baby. He's cold!!!!!!

Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll

Posted by Marie4lotuslove
You people need to be the most unintelligent pieces of dipshits I've ever seen. Seriously, you're judging and calling people scum because of their birthdays. FUCKING BIRTHDAYS. It's actually been proved by scientists that people who believe in horoscopes are likely to have a low I.Q. How fucking autistic does somebody need to be to really think that everyone born in the same month acts and install exactly the same? You guys just proved it to me. This shit is no different than racism which I may also say, is also linked to a low intelligence. However made this discussion is a no brain having steaming pile of shit and the same can go to whoever's retarded enough to agree with this. Can every single one of you go write the word "retarded ape" on your foreheadsite and shoot yourselves? Doing that would be great for the gene pool because it'd mean less dumbasses like ya'll. Please, and, THANKS.

I see you have lotus in your name. Are you into eastern religion?

click to expand

Posted by Chuckcem
Another Leo Sun/Virgo Moon here. The Taurus ladies here are correct. You handled this situation poorly. You were way too dramatic early in the relationship and the Taurus guy definitely was not ready for that amount of intensity. The only signs that I can think might have put up with this type of drama is either another Leo or a Scorpio.

The real problem is you used your friend as a rebound (whether you see it that way or not). You gave yourself no time between relationships, which means your residual feelings from your last boyfriend were still raw. Even if things were going south, you definitely still had some leftover emotions to work through. Instead you jumped into a new relationship and transferred all of your expectations on to the Taurus.

Your reaction to him being gone for 3 days when you've only been dating for 3 weeks was way out of line. It's as if you forgot that this guy was your friend before you started dating. Also realize that while you had been in relationships non stop for months, the Taurus was coming into this situation fresh. He was ready to pace himself, while you expected him to pick up where you last boyfriend left off. See the problem?

Sounds like when you exploded on him, he got stubborn and shut down. Tauruses are known to do things their way. You can't force a Taurus to do something they don't want to do or aren't prepared to do. You should calmly communicate your needs, otherwise you're only going to butt heads with the bull. Ever tried headbutting a bull? It's not a good idea.

Also sounds like you two are young. Someone probably told him to never change who he is for a girl (which is good advice). Saying that he wouldn't change his phone habits for you makes sense, though it was poorly phrased. Seems like he hasn't dealt with too many women before you. He did make an effort by coming to see you though and you kept playing the "drama" card and placing your expectations on to him. Walking away and expecting him to "chase you" was just immature on your part.

Then when he text you later, your response to him was "'In my eyes everything that happened is done." I'm pretty sure you knew that this text sounded ambiguous when you sent it. You could make the argument that you meant to say you were going to put everything behind you, but that's not how it sounds in context. You knew it and he knew it. So he accepted the break up because frankly the whole relationship became too dramatic way too fast.

Also know that he has no reason to not hang out with the rest of your mutual friends, especially since they aren't aware the two of you even dated. He basically trying to keep things cool by not making a scene, but he always has no interest in talking to you anymore.

So at this point it's best that you move on now. He's already said that he can't get past the manipulation. Also realize that you've only been dating for 3 weeks. The reason you feel this strong is A) Leos see breakups as personal failures and B) you haven't resolved your emotions from your last relationship either. So now you feel doubly hurt. You need to spend some time being single so you can learn from all of this.

Posted by Andalusia
This:

Posted by Soul
Me: Idk it's just you tend to be a bit sensitive.

Cancer: Sensitive? I'm not sensitive. Who are you calling sensitive? I'm chill as fuck. Completly stable. If anything it's people like you that are sensitive. Maybe you should just stfu.

Me: Damn maybe that was too far, sorry.

Cancer: No fuck you. You want sensitive? I'll show you sensitive. Actually fuck that you're not worth my time. You aren't shit to me. You don't ever listen, or even act like you care. Its because you don't care (breaking down into sorrow) if just once someone would fucking care maybe I could actually feel at peace, but noooo, everyone have to be a two faced pos. Not anymore though, naaaa fuck that. (Sorrow turns to anger) Not anymore you mother fucker. I'll show you who's fucking sensitive. (Pulls out a loaded gun) You want to fuck with me you pos? (Points gun at me) I'll take you out in a second. Naaaa who am I kidding? I'm the sensitive one aren't I? (Points gun at own temple) Fuck you and fuck this world. I can't stand take this shit anymore!

Me: Wait stop!

Cancer: (Points gun at me) what you still have something to say you sensitive litte pos? What You scared? You just don't understand do you? You will never understand. You will always just be a heartless pos. (Puts gun on table) I need to go for a walk and be alone for a while.

Me:

click to expand

Posted by -elle-

Posted by LadyNeptune
Men are always talking about what’s “natural” but in nature it’s always the males of the species that have to be pretty or work really hard to get the females.

I want to see more men dressing up and wearing makeup. Dance for me. Build me a fucking house. Impress me, you mediocre fucks.

click to expand

Posted by starwars
someone please tell me why geminis are acting like they have moon in integrity

Posted by LovingSeraphina

Posted by tiziani
As long as it's something i actively avoid doing and the thought of it gives me anxiety, it's very likely to be a date.

Posted by Andalusia
But especially this:

Posted by Mountainbeauty74
Oh and yes. Those poor, tiny, newborn babies you see at the grocery store with their adorable toes out because their mothers are so inadequate that she has on shoes but the baby doesn't! That woman is either an Aries, Scorpio, Sagatterius. She is NOT A CANCER!!!!!! So for all you people leaving horrible posts about Cancers, get off the Net and go put some

socks on your baby. He's cold!!!!!!

click to expand

Posted by tiziani

Posted by d0s3r
you can keep your pisces stelliums

Flawless delivery.

click to expand

Posted by andswho

Posted by tcta
I can't open the article here at work but really ?

she didn't choke herself - sounds suspect

Could have been a suicide

click to expand

Posted by GetMisted

Posted by OrGasMe
Dunno why I rejected. The guys got game.

click to expand

Posted by tiziani

Posted by Gemitati
I am having some break down since you said 'men love harder'...instead of just saying when men love they get hard on!

click to expand

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by Soul
I consider everyone equal. I don't see the world in beautiful vivid colors. Just black and white. You don't necessarily have to be on my side of things, but if you are against me in anyway you are the equivalent of dust imo. Deep down I want to watch those type of people turn into it too. That how I view the world.

Metadont or real stuff?

click to expand

Posted by tiziani


You don't want to be broke + a snob.

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by Kemetisinme

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by Kemetisinme
Are you a fellow Virgo ?

Are you talking to me?

Are you flawed_lines ?

Why are you in my notifications? You don't know how to quote?

click to expand

Posted by Firefighter
Its nature. I just witnessed it on T.V on the freaking nature channel "a hippo chick let a hippo bad boy bang after he slung dung in her face. While the nice hippo guy who tried to be all nice and appropriate tried to intraduce himself he got the cold shoulder real fast. Now his crush got hippo poo on her lace wig probably wanting him to help raise a baby hippo.

Fk nature too.

Posted by enfant_terrible
You know you got it bad when your Tinder settings are set on global lol

Posted by tiziani
"Everything you touch turns to instigation" - Sag Moon to Gemini Moon

Posted by MagicMona
first of all i say myself as number one. i have no filter and give no fucks about any of your damn feelings at the end of the day. but i have balls to stand by my words. i dont hide nor pretend with any of you bitches.

now, the following motherfuckers i cant stand:

fire - coward hypocrite ass bitch who likes to butt in and make threats but can't back them up for shit. yeah bitch, i see you. when your sack drops let me know. my offer still stands to come knock your ass out.

DJ - racist, self centered lowkey fag that fabricates everything. posed for a few sears catalogs and thinks he's all that. really a sad little cancer, trying to fight back at all the wrong people done him over the years. you all worship him but he'll never be anything more than a wanna be alpha bitch. my left pussy lip is more alpha than that try hard.

firebunny - complete waste of fucking life. attention seeker to painful degrees. someone should just put him out of his misery already.

clay541 - wouldnt have known this bitch at all, but he/ she/ shim moo cowed its way into my thread trying to silence me. petty as hell and even more petty of an instigator.

81gems is a band wagon riding ass whore. insignificant little shit who like to talk shit just for attention. likes to chime in when said idiot needs to be playing in fuckin traffic some damn where.

nanobytes - you seem like a snooty ass bitch. i hate snooty bitches. typical fucking gem, always bashing scorpios. bitch are you mad? you and stihl would do fine together.

stihl - the ULTIMATE bitch ass user. crybaby ass, scorpio hurt me sour grapes having stupid motherfucker.

lala aka eiffel tower - another big mouth heffer. doesnt understand the topic good enough before she just starts trying to add her two cents. stfu sometimes, broad.

einpisces - if the bitch was in front of me now i swear i would gut her like the slimy dirty swamp fish she is. dumb bitch.

falange - you're a little smart mouth piece of garbage and i don't like you. duh me again bitch and i will cut your lips off.

chance_12 became a bitch in my eyes because that motherfucker acts like no one can have their own opinions. likes to talk like he or she knows better than you do. yes i believe in God, bitch. want me to send you to him so you can finally believe too? fucking criticizing ass bitch.

speaking of criticizing bitches, throw damnata on this damn list too. that heffer acts so snooty, like she knows it all. the bitch needs a serious lesson in humility. dracula born pale face hairy ass crypt keeper looking bitch. where's your reflection, bitch?

arielle - talks so much shit but would get her life curb stomped out of her body if i ever met her. the bitch reminds me of one of those ditzy ass bitches who thinks she can get away with treating anybody any kind of way. i didnt forget her rude ass comments when i first came here. for no reason she came at me when i didnt address her from go.

housecleaning - a whole bitch and a half. racist coward who is more than likely gonna die lonely. hoe ass nigga.

enfant terrible - a passive aggressive ass coward bitch. a man says what he feels, not dances around like a woman. check your maxi pads, bitch.

Lillypetal - stank hippie ass is annoying as fuck. fucking overly sensitive bleeding heart bum. go shower, do your hair, get a job, and grow the fuck up. you act like the world revolves around what you feel and like. IT DOESN'T, BITCH.

Effervescent - goofy ass try hard attention whore. all that mind wasted on dumb ass topics designed to make the rest of you dumb motherfuckers talk to his lonely ass.

Whorpio - bitch catch aids and die.

Gemitati - the most retarded user to ever exist in dxpland. the BIGGEST.

Soul - stop being such a whiny bitch. do it and get it over with or shut the fuck up.

Enoch - with your long winded ass comments that nobody fucking reads. and you're a smug ass bastard. wouldn't mind running you down with my car. arrogant know it all bitch.

ands - YOU'RE NOT FUNNY BITCH. stop seeking attention. looking like you're one surgery away from pulling a bruce jenner. MAN UP, HOE!

Posted by Wynter

Posted by MagicMona
first of all i say myself as number one. i have no filter and give no fucks about any of your damn feelings at the end of the day. but i have balls to stand by my words. i dont hide nor pretend with any of you bitches.

now, the following motherfuckers i cant stand:

fire - coward hypocrite ass bitch who likes to butt in and make threats but can't back them up for shit. yeah bitch, i see you. when your sack drops let me know. my offer still stands to come knock your ass out.

DJ - racist, self centered lowkey fag that fabricates everything. posed for a few sears catalogs and thinks he's all that. really a sad little cancer, trying to fight back at all the wrong people done him over the years. you all worship him but he'll never be anything more than a wanna be alpha bitch. my left pussy lip is more alpha than that try hard.

firebunny - complete waste of fucking life. attention seeker to painful degrees. someone should just put him out of his misery already.

clay541 - wouldnt have known this bitch at all, but he/ she/ shim moo cowed its way into my thread trying to silence me. petty as hell and even more petty of an instigator.

81gems is a band wagon riding ass whore. insignificant little shit who like to talk shit just for attention. likes to chime in when said idiot needs to be playing in fuckin traffic some damn where.

nanobytes - you seem like a snooty ass bitch. i hate snooty bitches. typical fucking gem, always bashing scorpios. bitch are you mad? you and stihl would do fine together.

stihl - the ULTIMATE bitch ass user. crybaby ass, scorpio hurt me sour grapes having stupid motherfucker.

lala aka eiffel tower - another big mouth heffer. doesnt understand the topic good enough before she just starts trying to add her two cents. stfu sometimes, broad.

einpisces - if the bitch was in front of me now i swear i would gut her like the slimy dirty swamp fish she is. dumb bitch.

falange - you're a little smart mouth piece of garbage and i don't like you. duh me again bitch and i will cut your lips off.

chance_12 became a bitch in my eyes because that motherfucker acts like no one can have their own opinions. likes to talk like he or she knows better than you do. yes i believe in God, bitch. want me to send you to him so you can finally believe too? fucking criticizing ass bitch.

speaking of criticizing bitches, throw damnata on this damn list too. that heffer acts so snooty, like she knows it all. the bitch needs a serious lesson in humility. dracula born pale face hairy ass crypt keeper looking bitch. where's your reflection, bitch?

arielle - talks so much shit but would get her life curb stomped out of her body if i ever met her. the bitch reminds me of one of those ditzy ass bitches who thinks she can get away with treating anybody any kind of way. i didnt forget her rude ass comments when i first came here. for no reason she came at me when i didnt address her from go.

housecleaning - a whole bitch and a half. racist coward who is more than likely gonna die lonely. hoe ass nigga.

enfant terrible - a passive aggressive ass coward bitch. a man says what he feels, not dances around like a woman. check your maxi pads, bitch.

Lillypetal - stank hippie ass is annoying as fuck. fucking overly sensitive bleeding heart bum. go shower, do your hair, get a job, and grow the fuck up. you act like the world revolves around what you feel and like. IT DOESN'T, BITCH.

Effervescent - goofy ass try hard attention whore. all that mind wasted on dumb ass topics designed to make the rest of you dumb motherfuckers talk to his lonely ass.

Whorpio - bitch catch aids and die.

Gemitati - the most retarded user to ever exist in dxpland. the BIGGEST.

Soul - stop being such a whiny bitch. do it and get it over with or shut the fuck up.

Enoch - with your long winded ass comments that nobody fucking reads. and you're a smug ass bastard. wouldn't mind running you down with my car. arrogant know it all bitch.

ands - YOU'RE NOT FUNNY BITCH. stop seeking attention. looking like you're one surgery away from pulling a bruce jenner. MAN UP, HOE!

click to expand

Posted by tiziani

Posted by nanobyte
I met my soulmate on dxp ?

click to expand

Posted by tiziani

Posted by Andalusia

Posted by tiziani

Posted by nanobyte
I met my soulmate on dxp ?

Wth. Did she really?

They're engaged to be married.

click to expand

Posted by Andalusia

Posted by tiziani

Posted by Andalusia

Posted by tiziani

Posted by nanobyte
I met my soulmate on dxp ?

Wth. Did she really?

They're engaged to be married.

He's from dxp??

click to expand

Posted by CaramelizedCoffee

Posted by Andalusia

Posted by Andalusia

Posted by tiziani

Posted by Andalusia

Posted by tiziani

Posted by nanobyte
I met my soulmate on dxp ?

Wth. Did she really?

They're engaged to be married.

He's from dxp??

Is it getmisted??

no, the guy deleted soon after they got together.

he's not that well known

click to expand

Posted by GetMisted

Posted by Andalusia

Posted by Andalusia

Posted by tiziani

Posted by Andalusia

Posted by tiziani

Posted by nanobyte
I met my soulmate on dxp ?

Wth. Did she really?

They're engaged to be married.

He's from dxp??

Is it getmisted??

wut

click to expand

Posted by Andalusia

Posted by Andalusia

Posted by tiziani

Posted by Andalusia

Posted by tiziani

Wth. Did she really?

They're engaged to be married.

He's from dxp??

Is it getmisted??

click to expand

Posted by tiziani

Posted by netpower
Actually when you feel like pulling back, that is when you should move closer considering the situation is

safe. Don't go all in quickly.....just take baby steps towards closeness

You will feel with time you can receive what others are offering instead of running away lol

Pulling back is just a defense mechanism but it can be reversed.

click to expand

Posted by LePetitFisk

Posted by GetMisted
Busy answers on other sign boards all the time.. and uses whatever placement she has in that sign as reason to do so.

There should be a "morbidly obese dragqueen" board then.

click to expand

Posted by No

Posted by CaramelizedCoffee
I'm hoping a pisces says something deep.——??

Cancel the club #pearlsofwisdom

click to expand

Posted by tiziani
GetMisted would have wanted us to enjoy the 'gator on the grill. He would be smiling down upon us right now, sparking up the barbecue himself if he could.

Posted by tiziani
This is probably one of those things that happens for no reason. Anybody trying to explain why would just be making one up.

If the guy in question had no clue, we definitely do not either.

Posted by LadyNeptune


Looks don't mean shit when your head is pressed into the pillow. Hows her ass?

Posted by Capz
after 41 girls, he should know when it's the best moment for lying. but maybe that dude has an idea.

Posted by tiziani

Posted by MoonshineLeo
If you are on here asking for advice then the ship already sailed...

click to expand

Posted by GetMisted

Posted by EvilHare
A woman's butthole is like a 9 volt battery:

You know it's probably not the best idea, but eventually you're going to stick your tongue on one just to see what happens.

click to expand