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veryimportantperson
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9 Years

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Posted by Arielle83
Hey cunts, just wondering if anyone else found the irony in this post?:

Posted by xXxAliciaXxX
No. Never a bully, but people knew not to fuck with me.


I never in my life have been picked on by my peers at school.

Even before I became popular no one ever tried it with me. I was just invisible and I did my own thing.
I actually can't stop laughing. The delusion is real. Yes I'm talking about your hypocritical ass

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Exactly who I was talking about hahahaha that made me laugh tears.
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Rabbit
@Quantum
9 Years1,000+ Posts

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Posted by Arielle83
Posted by Quantum
Now get the fuck off my lawn you hooligans.
You sound like my dad.

He's a lawn nazis.
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To be fair I don't care about my lawn much. It's a waste of water resources to me and I hate paying taxes on land I don't really use.

I just care about people letting their dogs shit in the yard. I don't want to clean up someone else's shit or step in it while mowing.
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Rabbit
@Quantum
9 Years1,000+ Posts

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Posted by Arielle83
Posted by Quantum
Posted by Arielle83
Posted by Quantum
Now get the fuck off my lawn you hooligans.
You sound like my dad.

He's a lawn nazis.
To be fair I don't care about my lawn much. It's a waste of water resources to me and I hate paying taxes on land I don't really use.

I just care about people letting their dogs shit in the yard. I don't want to clean up someone else's shit or step in it while mowing.
Yeah well he's a nazis with dog walkers.

Haha I remember being 13 and this lady walked her dog on the lawn and he told her off and she was like "I can do what I want!"

Then he got the council to fine her.

Haha but ya he aerates, fertilizes, seasol, waters. It's always the best lawn on the block of suburbia for the 4 mos. canada gets it.

Yeah no one picks up the crap.
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The ritzy city north of Indianapolis wants to set up a DNA database for all dogs in the city so they can test crap they find in public areas and fine the owners.
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Rabbit
@Quantum
9 Years1,000+ Posts

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Posted by Koniucha
Posted by Quantum
Posted by Arielle83
Posted by Quantum
Now get the fuck off my lawn you hooligans.
You sound like my dad.

He's a lawn nazis.
To be fair I don't care about my lawn much. It's a waste of water resources to me and I hate paying taxes on land I don't really use.

I just care about people letting their dogs shit in the yard. I don't want to clean up someone else's shit or step in it while mowing.
Get a bunch of cactus like me. I never water
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Yes!

I loved my "yard" in Phoenix.

Go out and occasionally rake the gravel.
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HouseCleaning
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13 Years5,000+ PostsGemini

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Posted by MedullaOblongata
Therefore, I tested out this hypothesis. It was NOT meant to hurt or offend anyone's feelings??_ but, because I absolutely believed that P-Angel (the moderator, if she's even worthy of that), though she is very cunning, cannot stand being crossed therefore she would take no chance to take action if I hit her nerve. She is an inflicter, but she doesn't like being afflicted. I had hypothesized that my fake PAngel account would piss her off enough that she would terminate it the minute the message reached her knowledge. Lo and behold, it DID. My false PAngel account was POOF*. Gone. Under 24 hrs.

C'mon... Think about it guys. There's never been ANY (ABSOLUTELY NONE!) affirmative actions taken against P-Angel for ALL her most inappropriate hatred but there has been for many others. Like, why all of a sudden my thread, overnight, has all of a sudden QUICKLY obliterated. That's because there's one explanation, the person I offended who happen to have the power to delete my account is none other than P-Angel.. That explains why she has all the amenities to dish the hate ALL THESE YEARS without avail, yet, never having to deal with the consequences.

Believe me or not, it is up to you. But the whole point of this is to tell you guys to NOT become one of her chess pieces. Don't let her use you for her own sick pleasure and gain because she knows exactly what she's doing.
its a little late and before this thread was started, but i figure might as well
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SelenaKyle
@justagirl
12 Years25,000+ Posts

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Posted by jeane
Posted by blackphase
I wish I had the faith in myself that you had. Although there is much within myself that I can see where you get that from (the formidable part). I know myself very well, I just let my insecurities outshine everything else.
without wanting to be condescending, we outgrow it.

i'm not going to say i am perfect, i have insecurities too just not with my character or personhood (professionally is more my albatross). i can understand you wanting to please the person we are with. we all want to do that but yeah, i've witnessed it enough to know that when most women reach their 30' and 40's they hit their stride. they stop listening to other people, society, the doubts inside them and confidently put up two fingers to the world. if the only thing that is holding you back is your insecurities then when that fallss by the wayside, you're going to be amazing and shake your head at they way you were before. it's a process though. you can't rush it. everything that is happening today will make you the woman you'll be tomorrow.
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🙂
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wagtail
@wagtail
13 Years5,000+ Posts

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Posted by tiziani
Posted by DwellingOnMove
Posted by sadpopcorn
i make a lot of excuses for not doing things i should

and then i get the thing i said i needed before i did something

and i still don't do it

so this year i am changing it up

I don't think we should do anything.

we have too many ideas. it is more than it may be healthy. it is more than it is needed to feel good.

in my opionion and experience:

simple
slow
authentic
life
leads to abundance. there's no need to rush or be intensive.

only do what you love. that's enough. everybody go check it and come tell me in six months.

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Dwelling is always so wise. I love this.
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The beach is a zone of uncertainty
@hydorah
12 Years10,000+ PostsPisces

Comments: 5397 · Posts: 19137 · Topics: 151
Posted by Nemilicious
Posted by aquanib
Who ever told you you are inconsiderate bro? That one was a liar.
You do have a spiel going on though, a pretty fucking lame ass, desperate schtick to be honest.

I am sure someone will love you with your 500 pounds and emotional baggage of another 300 pounds attached to it.
Regardless, i do like some of your posts. They are on point, but the fat guy but cool guy image just bothers me, idk....i sincerely hope you ain't that fat, 'cuz if you are, you will be paying for hookers all your life and in the best case scenario where you find someone that isn't a hooker, you'll have to wade through all the defenses(lard) before you get to the juicy parts.

Ain't noone gonna take you for sometimes witty one liners fatty....
some awesome real-talk 😄 lol@300 additional pounds of emotional baggage.
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lol this guy needs to get laid
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LillyPetal
@LillyPetal
10 Years5,000+ Posts

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Posted by DAMEN VI
Posted by xEUx
Posted by capricornmoon
It's easy to point out ugly, flaws, the not beautiful. But it takes a real, sophisticated individual to decipher someone elses's true personality, whether its good or bad.

Being beautiful never got anybody free from paying taxes. Her man is sexing her, that's all that matters. I do think Michelle is awardly cute with a beautiful style and fashion sense.
I wasn't going for any of the deeper qualities a person may posses. I get tired of hearing how glamorous she is. Kind of like how press tried to portray Rosey O'Donnell as a beauty back on the 90's.

Not true.
Wtf? Are you high off your dead fathers medication? Rosie o donnell fat ass was never portrayed as a beauty
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DXPnet is such a dysfunctional family. This made me literally laugh out loud. One of the best disses I've read on DXP in a while. BAHAHAHAHAAAA! ‚­
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CopperDove
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Posted by PhoenixRising
Posted by CopperDove
...I feel the same way about threats to me and my family, and also my friends and my cat. Amazing how some people throw around threats and think they'll get away with it....
Sorry Copper, I had to. You must really love your cat if you're willing to whoop someone's a** 😛
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No problem. 🙂 Yes, I definitely do, and I have zero tolerance for cruelty to animals. I'd do what I had to in order to protect her, and that might not mean physical violence, but I would take action of some kind if she was at risk at someone else's hand, much like how many people react if someone threatens their children.
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PhoenixRising
@PhoenixRising
13 Years10,000+ Posts

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Posted by CopperDove
Posted by PhoenixRising
Posted by CopperDove
...I feel the same way about threats to me and my family, and also my friends and my cat. Amazing how some people throw around threats and think they'll get away with it....
Sorry Copper, I had to. You must really love your cat if you're willing to whoop someone's a** 😛
No problem. 🙂 Yes, I definitely do, and I have zero tolerance for cruelty to animals. I'd do what I had to in order to protect her, and that might not mean physical violence, but I would take action of some kind if she was at risk at someone else's hand, much like how many people react if someone threatens their children.
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Haha. It's all good. I loved my cat too.