
Still on the water sign connection I see...


Posted by starwars
im a wet blanket

Posted by WhiteChocolateAnd
Certainly doesn't apply to all situations, but really...
"Omagawd every [X sign] man I date tells me they love then after I let him fuck me in the butt and cum in my hair, they never call me back! It's [X sign]'s fault!"
No. No it's not their fault.
You just make bad choices because you're a dumb dirty ho.
Posted by WhiteChocolate
Not that liking butt secks and taking loads in your hair makes you a dumb ho...
But if it's a first date, he took you to Burger King, didn't order off the value menu, and made you pay, and the butt secks was in the back of his 2003 Kia Forte then you a dumb ho.click to expand

Posted by WhiteChocolate😆Posted by DamnataYou wouldn't understand.Posted by WhiteChocolateStill on the water sign connection I see...Posted by DamnataQ: My Scorpio man won't reply to my texts!Posted by WhiteChocolateDXP will soon replace WebMd I presume.Posted by DamnataOh my...Posted by capricornmoon😆
You people are such Hippocrates.
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Posted by Westsidekodak
Do not ever take girl advice from girls on getting a girl, they rarely know what they want, let alone know how to get it.

Posted by aquapiscescusplolololololololololulz


Posted by GreyWiz
Most intelligent women i know rarely talk about their intellect.
you can tell they are smart by the quality of their thoughts.

Posted by TaurusBull1977
To the OP and the men-bashing women on this forum....
Look around you...
There are no Virgos left to give you advice.
You ran them off...like you ran off the Virgos in your personal lives.
Take a look in the mirror.
Stop breathing life into this dying thread!

Posted by Scruffles
If he was really your twin flame or soul mate he would have reciprocated your affections. This connection you feel is one-sided and all in your head. As long as you keep it there you are closing yourself off to a real mutual connection.
As to how to get rid of it... pretend he died. 😄


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Posted by hydorahPosted by DamnataThere was a second version , but it was less good
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Posted by SoulPosted by Rambunctious76This is why I told my own. Besides the times I do a "that momen when" what else do I really say that's the same? Same goes to you. Its different and new each time.Posted by DamnataI challenge you to find more. 😛Posted by tizianiThis is hilarious cuz she was just telling me that no one will come up with a catch phrase for her.
@Rambunctious76 : (posts incredibly level-headed and helpful response in thread with no hint of contempt)
(5 mins later on the front page)
@Rambunctious76: "You all make me sick"
"yes they will"
"no"
lmao
We're too deep for these boring synthetic T1 conformist bastards.click to expand


Posted by hydorahroflmao
the red line, it forms a figure reminscent of a scythe

Posted by mrpepperidge
people rarely come in here with an open mind anymore. thought provoking to them is when a topic confirms their biases towards other signs in well written prose.

Posted by Soul
That moment you accendently double post in mafia games but you're too afraid to hide it

Posted by DMV
Give me dick or give me death


Posted by NemiliciousAww 😢 so that's why she's gone. I hope she returns.Posted by champrangerOne fucked up scorp cunt.Posted by TachibanaSanWell I guess you don't have to worry since it seems her account has been deleted, after saying something like people would prefer her to end her life than to play another mafia game.Blame me for your shortcomings, why don't you?you can keep the name calling
You've been nothing but rude to me this whole game.
Meanwhile, Taureye, Alicia, and I were the only ones doing any bit of participation.
You have as much responsibility as we do.
And who was the last one to throw in the towel?
Oh, yeah, that's me!
Taste your own medicine, bitch.
to yourself, you slow back wood
creature, cry me a river bad case
of down syndrome having, fat tard
of a waste of life.
since you tell me im rude, then i will
be rude. we were doing strategy but
all you did was talk about dumb shit.
Taureye told me to remain silent so
no one would suspect me. Had your
stupid head not been up your ass,
you would have caught that in chat.
We all agreed that I would remain a
silent partner. But perhaps that role
would have been best for you. IDIOT!
No one took you seriously as a mafia.
We all agreed to throw in the towel as
a group. Where were you? Oh yeah,
crying and BLOCKING chat. So dont
try it. You really look like a back alley
abortion gone wrong. Now stfu and
keep my name out of your mouth.
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Posted by kissmygritsreminds me additionally of Birdy's "People Help The People".
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Posted by aquasnoz
And we should just be us and accept others for who they are, unless you dislike them, then you throw things at them.

Posted by The_eleventh_sign_11✨
... you need to get your hands dirty just like the rest of us

Posted by DwellingOnMoveThey all look like Sag women!Posted by kissmygritsreminds me additionally of Birdy's "People Help The People".
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Posted by AstrobynCould be applied to 85% of the threads on DXP.
why is this important to the rest of us?

Posted by mrpepperidgeBAHAHAAAAH!!! Sheeyet I thought it was pretty hillair too tho...Posted by Piscou do know theyr the same person ryt?Posted by idkI don't know why, but I found this hilarious. Such trolls.Posted by HouseCleaningi don't have the sense of humor to appreciate this right now. i want to throw you out of this discussion.
1990 toyota corolla
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Posted by hollyhock
guys, what if I am the devil.
I have aqu rising, leo on cusp of my 7th house, packed 8th house and NN in scorpio, and sag 2nd half of my 10th house.

Posted by frostey91From "Which aspects in synastry matter the most" thread. Lol.
You're a Cap right? What sign is the sign of his Junk?

Posted by Wynterlol she trolld us goodPosted by hollyhock
guys, what if I am the devil.
I have aqu rising, leo on cusp of my 7th house, packed 8th house and NN in scorpio, and sag 2nd half of my 10th house.click to expand

Posted by cuteboyanother airman gem ( found in a retards' thread)
LOL since when did i ever claim to be "cute"? i never once claim or even not once said "i'm cute". so like please don't start puttin words in my mouth. i use the words: attractive, charming, kind, quiet, sweet and beautiful when describing me. never once said i'am cute because for a start i don't like that word really. and my username don't mean shit.
and pretty. because i'm no doubt a pretty person. perhaps the most prettiest gemini anybody ever possibly laid eyes on. hence why i get the most stares of all geminis. so yeah i must be a got damn good looking guy. and as long as i got it, imma flaunt it. in words that is.

Posted by cuteboylol, we know you'll never post a pic, but keep posting these thingsPosted by hydorahPosted by cuteboyanother airman gem ( found in a retards' thread)
LOL since when did i ever claim to be "cute"? i never once claim or even not once said "i'm cute". so like please don't start puttin words in my mouth. i use the words: attractive, charming, kind, quiet, sweet and beautiful when describing me. never once said i'am cute because for a start i don't like that word really. and my username don't mean shit.
and pretty. because i'm no doubt a pretty person. perhaps the most prettiest gemini anybody ever possibly laid eyes on. hence why i get the most stares of all geminis. so yeah i must be a got damn good looking guy. and as long as i got it, imma flaunt it. in words that is.
need i show pics to prove i'm telling the truth on that gem? "raises eyebrows up and down smiling pretty". 😄click to expand

Posted by tizianiI c u tiz... I c u.Posted by degenerate_ingenue
I don't even try to find ways to be like a Scorpio anymore.click to expand


Posted by Andalusiayes i am a cap and i wish i was a gemini or something right nowPosted by frostey91From "Which aspects in synastry matter the most" thread. Lol.
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Posted by cuteboyPosted by asc_scorp1991what i like about GetMisted is that he's real wicha. he seem to have a good head on his shoulders unlike some people here who lack that. and that's not to mention, he's much better looking than most females on this site. and as a straight male who's already taken by a sag woman, i would holla at GetMisted if i was single and weren't straight. and that's a known fact.Posted by cuteboyOh. I thought it was alicia 🙂
GetMisted
What do u like about getmisted?click to expand


Posted by tiziani
If enough people report your account, you're out.
Start a mob of your own and enter the Hunger Games, I say.

Posted by SDNAPosted by whatthecrabIDK what exactly you are talking about. I read the forum, I see your posts, I remember. I don't follow you around or look at your posting history. Hidden posts? Maybe i saw them before you hid them? This is just crazy I don't think we should talk to each other coz I don't want to have to defend accusations of online stalking for 2 pages all the time. I am a Tier 1 member jeezuz!Posted by SDNAyou basically admitted to stalking my profile, how else would you know about my hidden posts in other boards.Posted by whatthecrabduh how else would i read your posts if you didn't post on this board? 🙂
I should have known you're a Taurus 😆
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Posted by capricornmoonPosted by xXxAliciaXxXYeah, to you. He's definately obnoxious and trolls me to filth, but yea, it's fun cussing him out.Posted by capricornmoonSide note: @Housecleaning may be weird, but he's not obnoxious weird. He's funny weird. He stays in his own lane for the most part and does his own thing. I respect that.Posted by xXxAliciaXxXAww, I'm sorry you and Cuteboy dont have the same magic me and Housecleaning do. I mean Housecleaning is like that little retarted brother that passes gas in your face and drunk calls your ex's for you, but you love him none the less. I really do sympathize.
@Tiziani
There's nothing "preachy" about what I said. Everything I stated was the truth. However, if you don't agree with it it automatically becomes "preaching". Look up the true definition of that word and then get back to me.
If I'm new my first thought isn't going to be to contact any admins. as I stated last night, I don't even know how that process works. I've never done that. How hard is that to understand?
For him it probably is a competition, for me it was retaliation from constant attention seeking behavior from him and harassment. If I was truly "competing" with that loser, I wouldn't have chosen the high road in the very beginning when I ignored him for months. Once I saw that didn't work, I decided to fight back and give him a little taste of what he had been doing to me for months on end. You use these words so loosely and I see why you're doing it. It's your underhanded way of discrediting whatever I put out there.
From my understanding, you're no stranger to trolling either. So it makes sense why you are making excuses, defending that behavior, and attempting to paint this into something that its not. Typical troll-like manipulation. The longer I'm here the more you all are starting to become quite transparent.
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Posted by ShadowAbsorberI can't begin to express how awesome these posts arePosted by TaureyeSTOPPPPP!! lmao!!!!!!! 😉)))))) DXP![]()
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Posted by Arielle83LMAO WTF
I can't stop laughing at the GREATS being KANYE and RADIOHEAD!!
Posted by LeoNation92Posted by exxtasyxRetarded? Bitch, my IQ is 154. Fuck outta here with that bullshit. I'm a fucking genius. I listen to Kanye West and Radiohead. Retards don't listen to the greats like these.
Oh God. Some Leo's are delusional beyond belief. And egotistic and retarded too. Where on earth do you get that someone likes you after they snap on you and then disappear for 10 days? And what on earth does an egotistical, delusional, insecure Leo have in common with a Scorpio? Sounds like a disaster to me.click to expand

Posted by Arielle83And we all know when someone with an IQ of 154 pulls out Fiddy-cent, shiz about to get real...Posted by justagirlWhen I started telling him to make me French toast he said he hates bitch ass cancers.Posted by Arielle83LMAO WTF
I can't stop laughing at the GREATS being KANYE and RADIOHEAD!!
Posted by LeoNation92Posted by exxtasyxRetarded? Bitch, my IQ is 154. Fuck outta here with that bullshit. I'm a fucking genius. I listen to Kanye West and Radiohead. Retards don't listen to the greats like these.
Oh God. Some Leo's are delusional beyond belief. And egotistic and retarded too. Where on earth do you get that someone likes you after they snap on you and then disappear for 10 days? And what on earth does an egotistical, delusional, insecure Leo have in common with a Scorpio? Sounds like a disaster to me.
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Posted by hydorah
RIP DonJohnson
the 6'3 feet tall asian dude heir to the genes of the glorious mongol conquerors
he had a dick like a baby arm and could make women orgasm by practicing the art deep treetrunking, an art that is off limit to most of the DXP balding manlets
he was a chinaman who could grow a beard and who could talk to the negro on the street eye to eye without stuttering.
his job as a low-key golden-boy-on-the-streets, managing assets from rich asian retirees (his mom and dad) would enable him to succesfully date women of the blonde hair blue eyes master race, the only race worthy of receiving the semen of the khans, rulers of the great plains
he could walk through a gettho shootout like moses through the red sea and come out unscathed
the only things that ever scared him, were the gaze of a gay man upon his body, and a girl over 18.
AYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO

Posted by SassyKiwiPretty spot onPosted by hydorah
RIP DonJohnson
the 6'3 feet tall asian dude heir to the genes of the glorious mongol conquerors
he had a dick like a baby arm and could make women orgasm by practicing the art deep treetrunking, an art that is off limit to most of the DXP balding manlets
he was a chinaman who could grow a beard and who could talk to the negro on the street eye to eye without stuttering.
his job as a low-key golden-boy-on-the-streets, managing assets from rich asian retirees (his mom and dad) would enable him to succesfully date women of the blonde hair blue eyes master race, the only race worthy of receiving the semen of the khans, rulers of the great plains
he could walk through a gettho shootout like moses through the red sea and come out unscathed
the only things that ever scared him, were the gaze of a gay man upon his body, and a girl over 18.
AYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO
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Posted by Astrobyn

Posted by LeoNation92
I wanna know what folks look like on here. I wanna see the faces of the individuals that I be talking to day to day. I half-way already expect the ugly ducklings to post their fakies but the real ones out there, please, keep it true and please, also, no catfishing. That's so deceitful, you know, and who needs it?
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Yeah, I'm a nigga. Shocker, right? I know. But, you know what, though, at least I'm not ugly.
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