@CopperDove
11 Years5,000+ Posts
Best Post of the Day (Page 7)
You are on page out of 17 | Reverse Order
Posted by Quantum
Yes.Using a poster's deceased parent as a childish insult is oh so hilarious.
Assholes.
Who did that Rabbit?
😱
click to expand
Check the previous page of this thread.
Posted by capricornmoon
It's easy to point out ugly, flaws, the not beautiful. But it takes a real, sophisticated individual to decipher someone elses's true personality, whether its good or bad.Being beautiful never got anybody free from paying taxes. Her man is sexing her, that's all that matters. I do think Michelle is awardly cute with a beautiful style and fashion sense.
I wasn't going for any of the deeper qualities a person may posses. I get tired of hearing how glamorous she is. Kind of like how press tried to portray Rosey O'Donnell as a beauty back on the 90's.
Not true.
Wtf? Are you high off your dead fathers medication? Rosie o donnell fat ass was never portrayed as a beauty
DXPnet is such a dysfunctional family. This made me literally laugh out loud. One of the best disses I've read on DXP in a while. BAHAHAHAHAAAA! ‚
Is your father still alive Lily?
click to expand
Why are you asking me that, Starlover?
Posted by capricornmoon
It's easy to point out ugly, flaws, the not beautiful. But it takes a real, sophisticated individual to decipher someone elses's true personality, whether its good or bad.Being beautiful never got anybody free from paying taxes. Her man is sexing her, that's all that matters. I do think Michelle is awardly cute with a beautiful style and fashion sense.
I wasn't going for any of the deeper qualities a person may posses. I get tired of hearing how glamorous she is. Kind of like how press tried to portray Rosey O'Donnell as a beauty back on the 90's.
Not true.
Wtf? Are you high off your dead fathers medication? Rosie o donnell fat ass was never portrayed as a beauty
DXPnet is such a dysfunctional family. This made me literally laugh out loud. One of the best disses I've read on DXP in a while. BAHAHAHAHAAAA! ‚
Is your father still alive Lily?
Why are you asking me that, Starlover?
EU just lost his dad not too long ago, and you and Damen think its "funny" to laugh about it. Pathetic.
click to expand
It's definitely not something people in their right minds would do face-to-face.
This is one reason I generally don't talk about things of a personal nature on this site.
I saw EU's thread on this. Let's just say I strongly sympathized with his loss.
I had no idea EU lost his father. I don't keep up with DXPnet, and I missed that sad news. Had I known, that joke would have had a completely different context, and I would have not found it funny. Why would I delight in someone's loss? That was an honest mistake, and I'm sorry if I hurt @xEUx 's feelings; I sincerely apologize.
@Starlover
Posted by LillyPetal
I had no idea EU lost his father. I don't keep up with DXPnet, and I missed that sad news. Had I known, that joke would have had a completely different context, and I would have not found it funny. Why would I delight in someone's loss? That was an honest mistake, and I'm sorry if I hurt @xEUx 's feelings; I sincerely apologize.@Starlover
You're apology is sincerely appreciated.
click to expand
Thank you so much. 🌸❤
Posted by UmiSays
You see one reason why people like astrology is because it seperates people and creates individuality: ones own unique personal blend. We are so used to be treated regular that this opens up a way for people to feel special.....
click to expand
I liked this too when I read it.
Posted by sadpopcorn
entering the cougar years fiskars? 😛This is the powder room.
Posted by hydorah
Shaving is the grossest trend ever invented.
Because a vagina by itself is not very appealing ladies.
the vagina is supposed to be covered by a nicely trimmed fur or beautiful delicate lingerie. In fact many men would be content with just the lingerie itself.
It's all in the brain.Post a pic of the trim job 😉
You can find a lot of such pics on the internet
I can tell that some DXP women aren't getting any irl smh smhLmao!
it's just that "trim"...is a broad term in woman land...there is a landing strip...trimmed up full triangle...that is such a broad term. But I suppose it really doesn't matter unless it's not completely bald is that what you're saying?
It's just about preference...I've had partners want nothing else but bald...
I don't care, I like many styles of trim, I am a renaissance man with an artistically inclined mind.
A latin lover with the brood of a northern man.click to expand
to understand Hydorah, you must become one with the nineteen eighties
Best advice I can give you is if you ever seriously consider killing yourself think of the child first.
After its born feel free. 😆
Crazy mofo.
Posted by gengbenghiskhan
A 7/11 slurpee?cum flavored?
All natural protein enhancement? Lol!
the poor man's Muscle Milk
click to expand
😆
On how to survive LDR.
Take notes people
Posted by Gennie
Um lessee...an hour or 2 of phone calls
4-5 texts a day
maybe some Facebook liking
and phone sex.
And I pretty much feel like I'm in a relationship.
Whether or not that floats anyone else.....
Posted by littlegigabyte
I think online dating can work, from my own experiences.Same. From the exact same experience.
click to expand
Posted by AlaniaB
You know, honestly, I am reading this and i have experienced it myself, It hurts. It makes you feel kind of crazy.I am at the point now where regardless of their sign, I tell people what I want, what makes me happy - and if they don't want to do it - they are the wrong guy.
I don't issue demands, but I just say "It makes me feel special when the guy I am with keeps in contact" or "I don;t like it when I feel shunted aside or like I am not on someone's mind". And then I guess if the person doesn't listen to what I am saying I can't be bothered to be with them anymore.
If I really like a guy and he tells me what he wants - I really strive to do that for him. Making him happy makes me happy.
I dunno where relationships got so fucked up lately that we worry about telling people what we want in case we drive them away. Drive them away! get rid of anyone who does not give you what makes you happy with both of their hands wide open.
Geez...so much pain in this world, why settle for anyone you feel you have to keep quiet for?
I agree with the sentiment but moreso really just for the "Drive them away!" part.
click to expand
This should go down as some of the best advice ever given on this site!
Posted by AlaniaB
You know, honestly, I am reading this and i have experienced it myself, It hurts. It makes you feel kind of crazy.I am at the point now where regardless of their sign, I tell people what I want, what makes me happy - and if they don't want to do it - they are the wrong guy.
I don't issue demands, but I just say "It makes me feel special when the guy I am with keeps in contact" or "I don;t like it when I feel shunted aside or like I am not on someone's mind". And then I guess if the person doesn't listen to what I am saying I can't be bothered to be with them anymore.
If I really like a guy and he tells me what he wants - I really strive to do that for him. Making him happy makes me happy.
I dunno where relationships got so fucked up lately that we worry about telling people what we want in case we drive them away. Drive them away! get rid of anyone who does not give you what makes you happy with both of their hands wide open.
Geez...so much pain in this world, why settle for anyone you feel you have to keep quiet for?
I agree with the sentiment but moreso really just for the "Drive them away!" part.
This should go down as some of the best advice ever given on this site!
click to expand
I agree!
Posted by risesafterall
Because they're so sensitive you ignorant fuck
Posted by everlynn
Its not only dxp, its like this in the entire universe.The difference between here and in real life is that dxp hate on signs
Where as in real life people hate on you because of jealousy they can't have what you got.
I tend to notice.
It's not just signs. It's size, shape, race and religion. It's everything about anyone that can cause some form of controversy
oh you mean their rants? i think it's a great outlet for rants. haven't ranted since 2012 but better an internet forum than almost anywhere else right? can u imagine el tigre ranting in a burger king about someone not replying to him?
click to expand
Posted by cheekyfaerie
The deepest connection I ever felt were with the people that were the most fucked up. It was finding a safe place for my crazy, in their crazy...Eventually, I lost faith in things like twin flames and soulmates and "the one"...
And then I found him.
click to expand
Awe
Posted by SassyKiwi
Imo I think it's good for people remaining single rather than forcing themselves in a possibly probmatic marriage. Just like parenting is definitely not for everyone, same with marriage.Dxpers in particular should refrain from both those practices.
Posted by SassyKiwi
Imo I think it's good for people remaining single rather than forcing themselves in a possibly probmatic marriage. Just like parenting is definitely not for everyone, same with marriage.Dxpers in particular should refrain from both those practices.
click to expand
lmao that chick is a teenager though. i wouldn't listen to anything she says.
Posted by SassyKiwi
Imo I think it's good for people remaining single rather than forcing themselves in a possibly probmatic marriage. Just like parenting is definitely not for everyone, same with marriage.Dxpers in particular should refrain from both those practices.
lmao that chick is a teenager though. i wouldn't listen to anything she says.
click to expand
There is much truth in that post! Especially the last part!
😆
Posted by SassyKiwi
Imo I think it's good for people remaining single rather than forcing themselves in a possibly probmatic marriage. Just like parenting is definitely not for everyone, same with marriage.Dxpers in particular should refrain from both those practices.
lmao that chick is a teenager though. i wouldn't listen to anything she says.
There is much truth in that post! Especially the last part!
😆
click to expand
some people are here 3 months and start cracking cesspool jokes. i call them insomnia posters. no original thought just a copy of a copy of a copy.
Posted by SassyKiwi
Imo I think it's good for people remaining single rather than forcing themselves in a possibly probmatic marriage. Just like parenting is definitely not for everyone, same with marriage.Dxpers in particular should refrain from both those practices.
lmao that chick is a teenager though. i wouldn't listen to anything she says.
There is much truth in that post! Especially the last part!
😆
some people are here 3 months and start cracking cesspool jokes. i call them insomnia posters. no original thought just a copy of a copy of a copy.
Baudrillard's simulacrum.
click to expand
baudrillard's perineum posters
Posted by P-Angel
I have fucked over 175 people.
Posted by P-Angel
I have fucked over 175 people.click to expand
Wait....
Fucked OVER 175 people?
Or FUCKED OVER 175 people?
Posted by HouseCleaning
the lawn mower
Posted by P-Angel
I have fucked over 175 people.she's obviously in an open relationship....didn't her dude have gay relations as well
click to expand
Guess she's searching for the golden d
Posted by starwars
yes!click to expand
Posted by libralotus
I don't want to lead him on but I also don't want to let go of a potentially good thing. Help?
Posted by libralotus
I don't want to lead him on but I also don't want to let go of a potentially good thing. Help?click to expand
Is that necessary?
Posted by libralotus
I don't want to lead him on but I also don't want to let go of a potentially good thing. Help?Is that necessary?
Yes. Here on DXP, we exploit each other.
click to expand
Oh, very nice. Delicate. Love it.
Dude where is Robyn and her tiny chat chat room?
Posted by _
I dont craving for drink or girls just for dxp notifications.click to expand
Help me
ger!!!!
Posted by cancer68
I'm a Cancer, July 16th too. I'm seeing a Pisces and the first time we just talked online it was like we were kindred spirits. When we met the first time, magnetic doesn't even describe the feeling...something I'd never experienced before and there are no words to describe the pull and deep connection we immediately had towards one another. And it's only grown stronger!Maybe it's the decan of a late 3rd July Cancer. I think that is the Pisces/Neptune Cancer.
Not gonna lie.
3rd Decan Crab girls are my favorite, but I am always willing to reconsider the other 2 Decans as well.
click to expand
Posted by Prince_Pisces
Florida is such a death trap LOL! I still want to go to Miami though and get gang banged by some hot cubans.
....
A pretty good text/GIF combo
I hadn't realized it until watching the Annie Hall clips you posted, but I can think like that. I try to mask it on the outside and curb saying it out loud, but when nervous I sometimes get blurty and qualify things I say a lot. One person told me it was very "endearing" and it reminded him of Joe Pesci.
click to expandEndearing is exactly the word I would use to describe INFJ women and I've curiously used it a couple of days ago in the same context, actually more than once. I believe it starts from being fidgety at birth and bit child-like but more confident while growing up. You seem to naturally possess a strong inner child and a vivid imagination that shouldn't be confused with being immature - which is why a lot of men flinch - not understanding it's who you are and a matter of inner vitality and desire for self-expression, to which my 5th house seems to be pretty attuned to.
On the men side we're cheeky, which is good until someone get to know you better and gets scared. Actually I remember when I was seeing this girl, who was insecure in her offbeatness at the time, and she literally told me "I feel too naked around you, I don't feel good", which reminded me of this pic I've seen a few days ago.
I see it now in restrospective and it's hilarious how she must have thought "WTF is this! Are you kidding me? I'm out of here". Besides, I wasn't that confident myself to guide her through my inner world and it took me awhile to accept that is what happens inside my head on a normal day... When your goal is to strip the other person naked - and someone naked is by definition HOT - it's hard to accept that she may not feel totally comfortable being too naked while Pluto in Scorpio is drooling. It sucks even more because an additional reason for me to do that would be to ultimately protect her and revive my deep-rooted masculinity.
The paradox is that we're extremely understading too and we get people who don't want to feel that naked, because on one side we're in a position to fully protect them - and asking a man not to protect his counterpart really goes against his nature - but on the other we're in the perfect spot to hurt them badly too; which leads me to believe that our only priority in relationships should be being trusted by our partner. Without complete reciprocal trust this isn't going anywhere for us.
As concerns Jung, I'm assuming - by reading in the past both Psychological Types and the book about synchronicities - that he must have had some interesting theories in terms of how psychology and astrology interlace. Being INFJ as Jung I can personally see patter
Posted by FirstDecanTaurianWomen0428
Posted by FirstDecanTaurianWomen0428
So last time we all answered the we not hoes thread in the man cave haha so good luck.lol
I read in another thread that you're intuitive...
Are you able to sense the future for other people?I sense bullshit usually. Lol
click to expand
😆
In reference to our Scorpio friends.... sums it up beautifully. 😄
Posted by tiziani
We gave you the patents on intensity. We make you the sex deities of the zodiac. Anytime your partner feels unhappy in the relationship you get to use the ultimate free pass "they simply couldn't match you emotional depth (sympathetic knowing nod to finish)". Try not to waste it.
Posted by cliquey
SOURCES:Jordan, Jovan. "A Car Wash with Fringe Benefits." BigTistMassive. XHaster, Mar.-Apr. 2012. Web. 27 June 2016.
.
finally someone appreciating my work, I knew it would be too much to post it in MLA
this is what you misses @lisabethur
click to expand
I don't get it. 😕
Posted by sunkisses26
@seanao1993perfect! ...if you have a boyfriend don't you think its a little strange asking people to pm ..you?
She's from Iowa. There is nothing in Iowa excpt dirt main roads and cow farms.
She also has a Gemini Venus.
click to expand
😆
Chicks tend to be mental disasters if they come from bad families.
They tend to have learning disorders, sex-related drama, narcissism, etc...
The best advice I can give to the men around here is to seek a woman who comes from a healthy family.
If she hates her father, then you need to exit the building.
.....Because her daddy issues are going to turn your otherwise healthy life into a living hell.
Posted by Faiyaz
Im tired of it being a thing of color, and not a thing of virtue.I repeat.
Agreed. While it may seem isolated to the black community, it's a societal problem and will take a unified solution.
click to expand
Wow.
Oh the plush babies are so real though. Some people like that stuff. I was like where is the actual thread of course. I found it. Lol.
@Nem Haha I can't imagine it, and I am picturing and when I do I'm going be like damn NeM was right. Smdh.
If I ever hit you back up on here you know why. Haha. Remember that time when, way back when. Yeah well it happened today.
Lol
Did this help you understand your situation?
dxpnet has hosted real conversations like this since 2000. If you value independent communities, you can support the site below.
Every contribution helps keep dxpnet independent and ad-light.
Join the Conversation. Explore Yourself. Connect with Others.
Discover insights, swap stories, and find people. dxpnet is where experiences turn into understanding.
Create Your Free Account →
🙂