@black-mamba Thanks for getting me banned

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I’ve never been banned but I have forgotten my user name and password so many times and the emails associated with them that It became too much work to try to get back in

But it is quite liberating to actually live in the real world , they have Taco Bell

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Posted by Jim_Joe_Bob_Applethorn

Getting banned from DXP can't be all that bad.


It's quite liberating, actually.

Think of someone opening up the sewer grate, and helping you get out.

While you wonder why you were in the sewer in the first place, it's sometimes nice to have assistance with the exit from it.
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Posted by Romz-

😢 why do I always miss the drive by dick pics on dxp? 😰

Seriously, no one invites me for group anal AND I never get dick pics! Arkansas’s doesn’t count 😏


I think there must be a new forum for dick pics. Enter at your own risk kind of forum. Whoever don’t want to - keep out!

Banning people for posting it is unconstitutional! What happened to freedom of...posting?
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Posted by Boring

Posted by Gemitati

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Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge

Posted by Boring

Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge

I never get any dick 😭


Dick's are not photogenic.


I meant in real life


You surely do. Better no dick than a bad dick anyways.


Are you going to post this nonsenses all year? What’s bad dick?


You don't really want my answer so you? Your posts seem to be more about sustaining your image in the forum and making some kind of an impression, I guess, so I won't really answer 🙂. Happy New year
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No! I want to know what’s bad dick is because I don’t. And I don’t need to preserve my image. It hasn’t changed for years so...what is bad dick?

Of course if you don’t have an answer...
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Posted by Boring

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by Boring

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by Boring

Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge

Posted by Boring

Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge

I never get any dick 😭


Dick's are not photogenic.


I meant in real life


You surely do. Better no dick than a bad dick anyways.


Are you going to post this nonsenses all year? What’s bad dick?


You don't really want my answer so you? Your posts seem to be more about sustaining your image in the forum and making some kind of an impression, I guess, so I won't really answer 🙂. Happy New year


No! I want to know what’s bad dick is because I don’t. And I don’t need to preserve my image. It hasn’t changed for years so...what is bad dick?

Of course if you don’t have an answer...


It was used as a metaphor to refer to people she wouldn't really want to have sex with and be in a relationship with as they wouldn't be good for her personal development and wellbeing. The purpose was to give some positivity to her otherwise seemingly morbid statement that her sexual and romantic life is at stagnation by showing that that's better than a very probable alternative of meeting a douche bag. All based on the premise that the person I was talking to (not you, thank you very much) is seeking something more than casual sex that could potentially make her pregnant or give her STDs.

Does that suffice as an answer to what a "bad dick" is in my opinion?
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No it doesn’t! It’s boring as hell and doesn’t wake up anybody!
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Posted by Boring

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by Boring

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by Boring

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by Boring

Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge

Posted by Boring

Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge

I never get any dick 😭


Dick's are not photogenic.


I meant in real life


You surely do. Better no dick than a bad dick anyways.


Are you going to post this nonsenses all year? What’s bad dick?


You don't really want my answer so you? Your posts seem to be more about sustaining your image in the forum and making some kind of an impression, I guess, so I won't really answer 🙂. Happy New year


No! I want to know what’s bad dick is because I don’t. And I don’t need to preserve my image. It hasn’t changed for years so...what is bad dick?

Of course if you don’t have an answer...


It was used as a metaphor to refer to people she wouldn't really want to have sex with and be in a relationship with as they wouldn't be good for her personal development and wellbeing. The purpose was to give some positivity to her otherwise seemingly morbid statement that her sexual and romantic life is at stagnation by showing that that's better than a very probable alternative of meeting a douche bag. All based on the premise that the person I was talking to (not you, thank you very much) is seeking something more than casual sex that could potentially make her pregnant or give her STDs.

Does that suffice as an answer to what a "bad dick" is in my opinion?


No it doesn’t! It’s boring as hell and doesn’t wake up anybody!


Thank you for your input and expressing your opinion. It doesn't aim to wake up anyone but to give some comfort to UVD. As it was directed only to her 🙂
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When you replying to someone else’s post - you talking to that person. If you want to talk to OP - say @UVD.

You are welcome.