Gemitati
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So men supposed to shower you with gifts
Why do men need to shower women with gifts? Who told you that?
Men don't have to shower women with gifts.
But I do love it when my Fiance would surprise me with something and it doesn't have to be tangible. For example I came over the other night and he's like let's go to bed early and he had the bedroom prepared dimly lit with a candle light and he gave me the best massage ever.
ps.. It was a g-rated massage people! 😛
But I do love it when my Fiance would surprise me with something and it doesn't have to be tangible. For example I came over the other night and he's like let's go to bed early and he had the bedroom prepared dimly lit with a candle light and he gave me the best massage ever.
ps.. It was a g-rated massage people! 😛
Posted by LadyNeptuneADs that companies sell to make money, EXTREMELY stressful for a man because those ads basically tell them our happiness and their proof of their love for us is in a box or whatever they are selling.
Why do men need to shower women with gifts? Who told you that?
It is up to those of us who don't believe in to to reassure our men about the truth that they don't have to give their money to a company that doesn't care about us in order to buy the same generic thing that Joe Blow is also getting his girlfriend to say that they love us:
Best give I ever received was a seashell with my ex's initials written on the inside.
We were on vacation and had an amazing evening on the beach. The next day, he gave me a perfect shell that he had picked up. He kept one for himself too, with my initials in it.
We were on vacation and had an amazing evening on the beach. The next day, he gave me a perfect shell that he had picked up. He kept one for himself too, with my initials in it.
Everyone has a love language, for some ppl gifts are how they express their feelings but that's only some ppl. Some ppl it's acts of service, or touch or words of affirmation. Just depends on who it is.
Posted by yupvirgooThat's why I love Venus in Leo. They are so generous and romantic.
I like doing it but I have Leo venus..and Taurus moon..
Is it because of Valentine's day?
You think your husband would give you something you won't like?
I plan to get my wife jewelry coz she likes stuff like that.
Posted by TaurusinTexasAbsolutely
Everyone has a love language, for some ppl gifts are how they express their feelings but that's only some ppl. Some ppl it's acts of service, or touch or words of affirmation. Just depends on who it is.
I am, however, resentful of ads that promote consumerism. It's terrible when men feel pressured to spend money that ends up burdening them because they feel they HAVE to.
Posted by LillyPetalI agree, especially when you're someone like me that's, just meh, when you get me something. I'm way more into words and acts of service but my mom is a gifter, I'll come home from work and she will have stopped by and put a new shirt on my couch or something. I saw it as really annoying until I learned and now it's just sweet. ?Posted by TaurusinTexasAbsolutely
Everyone has a love language, for some ppl gifts are how they express their feelings but that's only some ppl. Some ppl it's acts of service, or touch or words of affirmation. Just depends on who it is.
I am, however, resentful of ads that promote consumerism. It's terrible when men feel pressured to spend money that ends up burdening them because they feel they HAVE to.click to expand
Posted by TaurusinTexasOmg, I love your mom, she sound so sweet! Mother's are treasures! *^___^*Posted by LillyPetalI agree, especially when you're someone like me that's, just meh, when you get me something. I'm way more into words and acts of service but my mom is a gifter, I'll come home from work and she will have stopped by and put a new shirt on my couch or something. I saw it as really annoying until I learned and now it's just sweet. ?Posted by TaurusinTexasAbsolutely
Everyone has a love language, for some ppl gifts are how they express their feelings but that's only some ppl. Some ppl it's acts of service, or touch or words of affirmation. Just depends on who it is.
I am, however, resentful of ads that promote consumerism. It's terrible when men feel pressured to spend money that ends up burdening them because they feel they HAVE to.click to expand
Posted by GemitatiI don't really want or need anything. But, I'm gonna ask for some FREAK. Hey, I'm married to a Virgo. I want wings in the bedroom or, that mask and skit I've been begging for.
I hate gifts. I don't know what I want so I don't expect you to know what I want.
I don't wear jewelry. I hate it.
I love flowers. Anytime you can bring it and I will smile!
However just had a conversation with women who think man only show their affection and true love if he gives you jewelry!
Otherwise he isn't into you. Or he is in just for free sex.
Looking for opinions. Feeling disquisting!
I'm indifferent about receiving gifts. I'm not someone who gets excited or even surprised with gifts. Nothing surprises me.Everytime I receive gifts, I feel this pressure to seem excited so that the other person wouldn't feel bad n I hate it. I appreciate thoughtful ones tho...even just a little note.If the gift isn't thoughtful, I wouldn't value it at all.There was this one time a person gifted me an iPod. He knows I'm not into music.Or there is this other time I was gifted a dress. N the person knows I'm very picky n there's no way I'd like it if I didn't pick it myself.What's the point of such gifts? I misplaced both of these within a week or so n didn't make any effort to try n find them either.
However I love giving gifts.I give a lot of gifts n put a lot of thought into them n that makes me happy.
However I love giving gifts.I give a lot of gifts n put a lot of thought into them n that makes me happy.
Posted by EvoxxxscorpioAs it should be.
I don't give out gifts just cause it's Valentine's Day I give out gifts any day of the year when it's least expected.
My Taurus ex gave me roses for everything under the damn sun. I HATED it. Just so predictable. jfc I'd rather ignore Valentine's Day altogether and do something special on some other day. AND I'm not just saying that because I'm single. I've always hated Valentine's Day. So freaking pretentious. Lordy. I'm about to go on a rant. 😉
Posted by TeenaSMe here. I don't need Anything.
I'm indifferent about receiving gifts. I'm not someone who gets excited or even surprised with gifts. Nothing surprises me.Everytime I receive gifts, I feel this pressure to seem excited so that the other person wouldn't feel bad n I hate it. I appreciate thoughtful ones tho...even just a little note.If the gift isn't thoughtful, I wouldn't value it at all.There was this one time a person gifted me an iPod. He knows I'm not into music.Or there is this other time I was gifted a dress. N the person knows I'm very picky n there's no way I'd like it if I didn't pick it myself.What's the point of such gifts? I misplaced both of these within a week or so n didn't make any effort to try n search for them either.
However I love giving gifts.I give a lot of gifts n put a lot of thought into them n that makes me happy.
Why do I need that watch or makeup set for 200 people or anything else?
Just give me a kiss and say domrthing cute and grab my ass...
Jewelry you can send to your ex or mother! I don't need it!!!
Posted by EvoxxxscorpioI'm calm, cool, and collected.Posted by WalkergrlPosted by EvoxxxscorpioAs it should be.
I don't give out gifts just cause it's Valentine's Day I give out gifts any day of the year when it's least expected.
My Taurus ex gave me roses for everything under the damn sun. I HATED it. Just so predictable. jfc I'd rather ignore Valentine's Day altogether and do something special on some other day. AND I'm not just saying that because I'm single. I've always hated Valentine's Day. So freaking pretentious. Lordy. I'm about to go on a rant. 😉
Please no rants I understand your pain ?
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act of service +1
gifts are nice but I would rather have a guy who volunteers to help me with my chores or bring me lunch.
gifts are nice but I would rather have a guy who volunteers to help me with my chores or bring me lunch.
Posted by GemitatiEx —?Posted by TeenaSMe here. I don't need Anything.
I'm indifferent about receiving gifts. I'm not someone who gets excited or even surprised with gifts. Nothing surprises me.Everytime I receive gifts, I feel this pressure to seem excited so that the other person wouldn't feel bad n I hate it. I appreciate thoughtful ones tho...even just a little note.If the gift isn't thoughtful, I wouldn't value it at all.There was this one time a person gifted me an iPod. He knows I'm not into music.Or there is this other time I was gifted a dress. N the person knows I'm very picky n there's no way I'd like it if I didn't pick it myself.What's the point of such gifts? I misplaced both of these within a week or so n didn't make any effort to try n search for them either.
However I love giving gifts.I give a lot of gifts n put a lot of thought into them n that makes me happy.
Why do I need that watch or makeup set for 200 people or anything else?
Just give me a kiss and say domrthing cute and grab my ass...
Jewelry you can send to your ex or mother! I don't need it!!!click to expand
I'm not a fan of jewelry either.
Posted by EvoxxxscorpioPosted by TeenaSo if someone sends you the biggest dildo you've ever seen you wouldn't be surprised? ?
I'm indifferent about receiving gifts. I'm not someone who gets excited or even surprised with gifts. Nothing surprises me.Everytime I receive gifts, I feel this pressure to seem excited so that the other person wouldn't feel bad n I hate it. I appreciate thoughtful ones tho...even just a little note.If the gift isn't thoughtful, I wouldn't value it at all.There was this one time a person gifted me an iPod. He knows I'm not into music.Or there is this other time I was gifted a dress. N the person knows I'm very picky n there's no way I'd like it if I didn't pick it myself.What's the point of such gifts? I misplaced both of these within a week or so n didn't make any effort to try n find them either.
However I love giving gifts.I give a lot of gifts n put a lot of thought into them n that makes me happy.click to expand
Lol. .I'm sure it would take me a while to understand it's a dildo to start with tbh. Then I'll wonder what to do with it.. extremely thoughtless coz I wouldn't make use of it.
When you look like quasimodo and wanna bang victoria secret's model you better be a millionaire at least. That's how it works, if you have nothing to offer you don't deserve "perfection"
Posted by EvoxxxscorpioHaha. I know...I answered anyway.Posted by Teena—you know I'm just teasin ?Posted by EvoxxxscorpioPosted by TeenaSo if someone sends you the biggest dildo you've ever seen you wouldn't be surprised? ?
I'm indifferent about receiving gifts. I'm not someone who gets excited or even surprised with gifts. Nothing surprises me.Everytime I receive gifts, I feel this pressure to seem excited so that the other person wouldn't feel bad n I hate it. I appreciate thoughtful ones tho...even just a little note.If the gift isn't thoughtful, I wouldn't value it at all.There was this one time a person gifted me an iPod. He knows I'm not into music.Or there is this other time I was gifted a dress. N the person knows I'm very picky n there's no way I'd like it if I didn't pick it myself.What's the point of such gifts? I misplaced both of these within a week or so n didn't make any effort to try n find them either.
However I love giving gifts.I give a lot of gifts n put a lot of thought into them n that makes me happy.
Lol. .I'm sure it would take me a while to understand it's a dildo to start with tbh. Then I'll wonder what to do with it.. extremely thoughtless coz I wouldn't make use of it.
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Posted by EvoxxxscorpioWell...so i will print one out and cut out?Posted by palehoovesPosted by Evoxxxscorpiomaybe make it a double sided dildo for the lols. 😉Posted by TeenaSo if someone sends you the biggest dildo you've ever seen you wouldn't be surprised? ?
I'm indifferent about receiving gifts. I'm not someone who gets excited or even surprised with gifts. Nothing surprises me.Everytime I receive gifts, I feel this pressure to seem excited so that the other person wouldn't feel bad n I hate it. I appreciate thoughtful ones tho...even just a little note.If the gift isn't thoughtful, I wouldn't value it at all.There was this one time a person gifted me an iPod. He knows I'm not into music.Or there is this other time I was gifted a dress. N the person knows I'm very picky n there's no way I'd like it if I didn't pick it myself.What's the point of such gifts? I misplaced both of these within a week or so n didn't make any effort to try n find them either.
However I love giving gifts.I give a lot of gifts n put a lot of thought into them n that makes me happy.
Give me your addy I'll send you a custom double sided one
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Will that be at least size of a coke bottle you promised yesterday and never delivered? Lol
Posted by PootyButtLol!! I don't know. Maybe I'm choosing to be ? It's more easier to avoid all the explicit stuff irl . I learnt a lot of new stuff here tbh?Posted by TeenaHow do you stay so innocent hanging out around here?Posted by EvoxxxscorpioPosted by TeenaSo if someone sends you the biggest dildo you've ever seen you wouldn't be surprised? ?
I'm indifferent about receiving gifts. I'm not someone who gets excited or even surprised with gifts. Nothing surprises me.Everytime I receive gifts, I feel this pressure to seem excited so that the other person wouldn't feel bad n I hate it. I appreciate thoughtful ones tho...even just a little note.If the gift isn't thoughtful, I wouldn't value it at all.There was this one time a person gifted me an iPod. He knows I'm not into music.Or there is this other time I was gifted a dress. N the person knows I'm very picky n there's no way I'd like it if I didn't pick it myself.What's the point of such gifts? I misplaced both of these within a week or so n didn't make any effort to try n find them either.
However I love giving gifts.I give a lot of gifts n put a lot of thought into them n that makes me happy.
Lol. .I'm sure it would take me a while to understand it's a dildo to start with tbh. Then I'll wonder what to do with it.. extremely thoughtless coz I wouldn't make use of it.
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If a man 'showered' me with gifts I would be weirded out. Depending on his behavior I'd think it was a distraction from something else going on. Eventually I'd begin to feel cheap, like my love is being bought.
I get that gifts are a sign of affection. But too much of a good thing makes it common and boring. Anyways I'd rather have experiences that bring us closer together than more stuff.
I get that gifts are a sign of affection. But too much of a good thing makes it common and boring. Anyways I'd rather have experiences that bring us closer together than more stuff.
does my dick count as a gift? because that's all you's get
Posted by PootyButtPosted by TeenaI remember not knowing what a dildo was for quite a while. I also remember finding a vibrator on my aunt's bed one time, and she got this shocked look on her face and told me it was a shoulder massager. I asked if I could use it, and she freaked and took it from me. 😆Posted by PootyButtLol!! I don't know. Maybe I'm choosing to be ? It's more easier to avoid all the explicit stuff irl . I learnt a lot of new stuff here tbh?Posted by TeenaHow do you stay so innocent hanging out around here?Posted by EvoxxxscorpioPosted by TeenaSo if someone sends you the biggest dildo you've ever seen you wouldn't be surprised? ?
I'm indifferent about receiving gifts. I'm not someone who gets excited or even surprised with gifts. Nothing surprises me.Everytime I receive gifts, I feel this pressure to seem excited so that the other person wouldn't feel bad n I hate it. I appreciate thoughtful ones tho...even just a little note.If the gift isn't thoughtful, I wouldn't value it at all.There was this one time a person gifted me an iPod. He knows I'm not into music.Or there is this other time I was gifted a dress. N the person knows I'm very picky n there's no way I'd like it if I didn't pick it myself.What's the point of such gifts? I misplaced both of these within a week or so n didn't make any effort to try n find them either.
However I love giving gifts.I give a lot of gifts n put a lot of thought into them n that makes me happy.
Lol. .I'm sure it would take me a while to understand it's a dildo to start with tbh. Then I'll wonder what to do with it.. extremely thoughtless coz I wouldn't make use of it.
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Lol wait !!! I thought dildos n vibrators are the same thing... Don't they look alike ?? One just vibrates... Isn't it??
Posted by pisceanlovesHold your horses!
When you look like quasimodo and wanna bang victoria secret's model you better be a millionaire at least. That's how it works, if you have nothing to offer you don't deserve "perfection"
There is plenty of Quazies married to VS models!
It calls unexplainable sexual attraction.
Happens a lot!
Posted by hydorahHave anyone ever consider it as a gift or you just dreaming?
does my dick count as a gift? because that's all you's get
Posted by GemitatiPosted by pisceanlovesHold your horses!
When you look like quasimodo and wanna bang victoria secret's model you better be a millionaire at least. That's how it works, if you have nothing to offer you don't deserve "perfection"
There is plenty of Quazies married to VS models!
It calls unexplainable sexual attraction.
Happens a lot!click to expand
No it's called not knowing your worth lol
Posted by hydorahhow much longer can it function alright though...
does my dick count as a gift? because that's all you's get
Posted by PootyButtDislocated my jaw once... not good.Posted by EvoxxxscorpioI would be too! Aaggghh!Posted by PootyButtlol after the first I was paranoid for a few months lolPosted by EvoxxxscorpioPosted by PootyButtlol blow jobs aren't always good I had bad experiences atleast a few bit my skin offPosted by EvoxxxscorpioWut?Posted by PootyButtBut what's a blowjob? I heard it could be either good or bad
And I like giving gifts too, but that's always tricky. If you give a guy a gift, does he feel bad that he didn't give you a gift?
This is why blowjobs are safe gifts.
Blowjobs are only bad if you don't feel like giving them.
Put the teeth away, girls! Sheeyit!!
Lips, tongue, roof of the mouth, back of the throat (if you can handle that), hands, and whatever else you want to use, but no sharp teeth! LOLclick to expand
Posted by PootyButtBleed? During oral? OMG!!! Run!Posted by EvoxxxscorpioI just...I'm sorry. I feel like we should observe a moment of silence for your johnson. I'd be afraid of oral sex if someone made me bleed. 😱Posted by PootyButtlol it's like chainsaw massacrePosted by EvoxxxscorpioI would be too! Aaggghh!Posted by PootyButtlol after the first I was paranoid for a few months lolPosted by EvoxxxscorpioPosted by PootyButtlol blow jobs aren't always good I had bad experiences atleast a few bit my skin offPosted by EvoxxxscorpioWut?Posted by PootyButtBut what's a blowjob? I heard it could be either good or bad
And I like giving gifts too, but that's always tricky. If you give a guy a gift, does he feel bad that he didn't give you a gift?
This is why blowjobs are safe gifts.
Blowjobs are only bad if you don't feel like giving them.
Put the teeth away, girls! Sheeyit!!
Lips, tongue, roof of the mouth, back of the throat (if you can handle that), hands, and whatever else you want to use, but no sharp teeth! LOLclick to expand
Posted by PootyButtNooo!! Daaaamn!!! —?Posted by TeenaHahaha. I don't know if there are official definitions! Generally, a dildo is dick-shaped and dick-sized, ranging from small dick to that's-not-human. Vibrators vibrate. Some are dick-shaped, some not, but they are usually smaller. There are lots of dildo-vibrator combos, as well. 😆Posted by PootyButtPosted by TeenaI remember not knowing what a dildo was for quite a while. I also remember finding a vibrator on my aunt's bed one time, and she got this shocked look on her face and told me it was a shoulder massager. I asked if I could use it, and she freaked and took it from me. 😆Posted by PootyButtLol!! I don't know. Maybe I'm choosing to be ? It's more easier to avoid all the explicit stuff irl . I learnt a lot of new stuff here tbh?Posted by TeenaHow do you stay so innocent hanging out around here?Posted by EvoxxxscorpioPosted by TeenaSo if someone sends you the biggest dildo you've ever seen you wouldn't be surprised? ?
I'm indifferent about receiving gifts. I'm not someone who gets excited or even surprised with gifts. Nothing surprises me.Everytime I receive gifts, I feel this pressure to seem excited so that the other person wouldn't feel bad n I hate it. I appreciate thoughtful ones tho...even just a little note.If the gift isn't thoughtful, I wouldn't value it at all.There was this one time a person gifted me an iPod. He knows I'm not into music.Or there is this other time I was gifted a dress. N the person knows I'm very picky n there's no way I'd like it if I didn't pick it myself.What's the point of such gifts? I misplaced both of these within a week or so n didn't make any effort to try n find them either.
However I love giving gifts.I give a lot of gifts n put a lot of thought into them n that makes me happy.
Lol. .I'm sure it would take me a while to understand it's a dildo to start with tbh. Then I'll wonder what to do with it.. extremely thoughtless coz I wouldn't make use of it.
Lol wait !!! I thought dildos n vibrators are the same thing... Don't they look alike ?? One just vibrates... Isn't it??
Anyway, the one on my aunt's bed was like a small wand. It would have been hard work to massage a shoulder with it. Aaaand, yes, it was on the bed, and I touched it. *shiver*click to expand
That's hilarious!!!
I know this particular vibrator or dildo thing coz it was on one of the just for laughs gags episode . I haven't seen one irl!! I hope not to touch someone else's if I do find it ?
Posted by TeenaWell...dildo isnmorenlike a carrot or banana. Vibrator is the same thing but battery operated... LolPosted by PootyButtPosted by TeenaI remember not knowing what a dildo was for quite a while. I also remember finding a vibrator on my aunt's bed one time, and she got this shocked look on her face and told me it was a shoulder massager. I asked if I could use it, and she freaked and took it from me. 😆Posted by PootyButtLol!! I don't know. Maybe I'm choosing to be ? It's more easier to avoid all the explicit stuff irl . I learnt a lot of new stuff here tbh?Posted by TeenaHow do you stay so innocent hanging out around here?Posted by EvoxxxscorpioPosted by TeenaSo if someone sends you the biggest dildo you've ever seen you wouldn't be surprised? ?
I'm indifferent about receiving gifts. I'm not someone who gets excited or even surprised with gifts. Nothing surprises me.Everytime I receive gifts, I feel this pressure to seem excited so that the other person wouldn't feel bad n I hate it. I appreciate thoughtful ones tho...even just a little note.If the gift isn't thoughtful, I wouldn't value it at all.There was this one time a person gifted me an iPod. He knows I'm not into music.Or there is this other time I was gifted a dress. N the person knows I'm very picky n there's no way I'd like it if I didn't pick it myself.What's the point of such gifts? I misplaced both of these within a week or so n didn't make any effort to try n find them either.
However I love giving gifts.I give a lot of gifts n put a lot of thought into them n that makes me happy.
Lol. .I'm sure it would take me a while to understand it's a dildo to start with tbh. Then I'll wonder what to do with it.. extremely thoughtless coz I wouldn't make use of it.
Lol wait !!! I thought dildos n vibrators are the same thing... Don't they look alike ?? One just vibrates... Isn't it??
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Posted by PootyButtHave you Firgotten to take teeth out? LolPosted by Walkergrlo_O That's dedication.Posted by PootyButtDislocated my jaw once... not good.Posted by EvoxxxscorpioI would be too! Aaggghh!Posted by PootyButtlol after the first I was paranoid for a few months lolPosted by EvoxxxscorpioPosted by PootyButtlol blow jobs aren't always good I had bad experiences atleast a few bit my skin offPosted by EvoxxxscorpioWut?Posted by PootyButtBut what's a blowjob? I heard it could be either good or bad
And I like giving gifts too, but that's always tricky. If you give a guy a gift, does he feel bad that he didn't give you a gift?
This is why blowjobs are safe gifts.
Blowjobs are only bad if you don't feel like giving them.
Put the teeth away, girls! Sheeyit!!
Lips, tongue, roof of the mouth, back of the throat (if you can handle that), hands, and whatever else you want to use, but no sharp teeth! LOL
I got elbowed in the chin once. 😆click to expand
Posted by PootyButtPosted by TeenaIf it's remotely penis shaped and it's near someone's bed, don't touch it.Posted by PootyButtNooo!! Daaaamn!!! —?Posted by TeenaHahaha. I don't know if there are official definitions! Generally, a dildo is dick-shaped and dick-sized, ranging from small dick to that's-not-human. Vibrators vibrate. Some are dick-shaped, some not, but they are usually smaller. There are lots of dildo-vibrator combos, as well. 😆Posted by PootyButtPosted by TeenaI remember not knowing what a dildo was for quite a while. I also remember finding a vibrator on my aunt's bed one time, and she got this shocked look on her face and told me it was a shoulder massager. I asked if I could use it, and she freaked and took it from me. 😆Posted by PootyButtLol!! I don't know. Maybe I'm choosing to be ? It's more easier to avoid all the explicit stuff irl . I learnt a lot of new stuff here tbh?Posted by TeenaHow do you stay so innocent hanging out around here?Posted by EvoxxxscorpioPosted by TeenaSo if someone sends you the biggest dildo you've ever seen you wouldn't be surprised? ?
I'm indifferent about receiving gifts. I'm not someone who gets excited or even surprised with gifts. Nothing surprises me.Everytime I receive gifts, I feel this pressure to seem excited so that the other person wouldn't feel bad n I hate it. I appreciate thoughtful ones tho...even just a little note.If the gift isn't thoughtful, I wouldn't value it at all.There was this one time a person gifted me an iPod. He knows I'm not into music.Or there is this other time I was gifted a dress. N the person knows I'm very picky n there's no way I'd like it if I didn't pick it myself.What's the point of such gifts? I misplaced both of these within a week or so n didn't make any effort to try n find them either.
However I love giving gifts.I give a lot of gifts n put a lot of thought into them n that makes me happy.
Lol. .I'm sure it would take me a while to understand it's a dildo to start with tbh. Then I'll wonder what to do with it.. extremely thoughtless coz I wouldn't make use of it.
Lol wait !!! I thought dildos n vibrators are the same thing... Don't they look alike ?? One just vibrates... Isn't it??
Anyway, the one on my aunt's bed was like a small wand. It would have been hard work to massage a shoulder with it. Aaaand, yes, it was on the bed, and I touched it. *shiver*
That's hilarious!!!
I know this particular vibrator or dildo thing coz it was on one of the just for laughs gags episode . I haven't seen one irl!! I hope not to touch someone else's if I do find it ?click to expand
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I'll remember this 😄
Posted by PootyButtIf you bit him - he saw hell closeup!Posted by GemitatiWhat the hell?Posted by PootyButtHave you Firgotten to take teeth out? LolPosted by Walkergrlo_O That's dedication.Posted by PootyButtDislocated my jaw once... not good.Posted by EvoxxxscorpioI would be too! Aaggghh!Posted by PootyButtlol after the first I was paranoid for a few months lolPosted by EvoxxxscorpioPosted by PootyButtlol blow jobs aren't always good I had bad experiences atleast a few bit my skin offPosted by EvoxxxscorpioWut?Posted by PootyButtBut what's a blowjob? I heard it could be either good or bad
And I like giving gifts too, but that's always tricky. If you give a guy a gift, does he feel bad that he didn't give you a gift?
This is why blowjobs are safe gifts.
Blowjobs are only bad if you don't feel like giving them.
Put the teeth away, girls! Sheeyit!!
Lips, tongue, roof of the mouth, back of the throat (if you can handle that), hands, and whatever else you want to use, but no sharp teeth! LOL
I got elbowed in the chin once. 😆click to expand
Posted by PootyButtOk. Starts thread accidents during sex than...Posted by GemitatiI got elbowed in the chin during sex. I didn't bite anyone. LOLPosted by PootyButtIf you bit him - he saw hell closeup!Posted by GemitatiWhat the hell?Posted by PootyButtHave you Firgotten to take teeth out? LolPosted by Walkergrlo_O That's dedication.Posted by PootyButtDislocated my jaw once... not good.Posted by EvoxxxscorpioI would be too! Aaggghh!Posted by PootyButtlol after the first I was paranoid for a few months lolPosted by EvoxxxscorpioPosted by PootyButtlol blow jobs aren't always good I had bad experiences atleast a few bit my skin offPosted by EvoxxxscorpioWut?Posted by PootyButtBut what's a blowjob? I heard it could be either good or bad
And I like giving gifts too, but that's always tricky. If you give a guy a gift, does he feel bad that he didn't give you a gift?
This is why blowjobs are safe gifts.
Blowjobs are only bad if you don't feel like giving them.
Put the teeth away, girls! Sheeyit!!
Lips, tongue, roof of the mouth, back of the throat (if you can handle that), hands, and whatever else you want to use, but no sharp teeth! LOL
I got elbowed in the chin once. 😆click to expand
I have such a dirty mind.. it's currently on 69 responses. Lol
Posted by GemitatiLol!! That's what I thought yeah 😄Posted by TeenaWell...dildo isnmorenlike a carrot or banana. Vibrator is the same thing but battery operated... LolPosted by PootyButtPosted by TeenaI remember not knowing what a dildo was for quite a while. I also remember finding a vibrator on my aunt's bed one time, and she got this shocked look on her face and told me it was a shoulder massager. I asked if I could use it, and she freaked and took it from me. 😆Posted by PootyButtLol!! I don't know. Maybe I'm choosing to be ? It's more easier to avoid all the explicit stuff irl . I learnt a lot of new stuff here tbh?Posted by TeenaHow do you stay so innocent hanging out around here?Posted by EvoxxxscorpioPosted by TeenaSo if someone sends you the biggest dildo you've ever seen you wouldn't be surprised? ?
I'm indifferent about receiving gifts. I'm not someone who gets excited or even surprised with gifts. Nothing surprises me.Everytime I receive gifts, I feel this pressure to seem excited so that the other person wouldn't feel bad n I hate it. I appreciate thoughtful ones tho...even just a little note.If the gift isn't thoughtful, I wouldn't value it at all.There was this one time a person gifted me an iPod. He knows I'm not into music.Or there is this other time I was gifted a dress. N the person knows I'm very picky n there's no way I'd like it if I didn't pick it myself.What's the point of such gifts? I misplaced both of these within a week or so n didn't make any effort to try n find them either.
However I love giving gifts.I give a lot of gifts n put a lot of thought into them n that makes me happy.
Lol. .I'm sure it would take me a while to understand it's a dildo to start with tbh. Then I'll wonder what to do with it.. extremely thoughtless coz I wouldn't make use of it.
Lol wait !!! I thought dildos n vibrators are the same thing... Don't they look alike ?? One just vibrates... Isn't it??
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It's quite funny how this thread has been derailed to it being all about sex. Hahahah
Posted by EvoxxxscorpioNot funny! I owe money to people!!!Posted by GemitatiLolPosted by EvoxxxscorpioWell...so i will print one out and cut out?Posted by palehoovesPosted by Evoxxxscorpiomaybe make it a double sided dildo for the lols. 😉Posted by TeenaSo if someone sends you the biggest dildo you've ever seen you wouldn't be surprised? ?
I'm indifferent about receiving gifts. I'm not someone who gets excited or even surprised with gifts. Nothing surprises me.Everytime I receive gifts, I feel this pressure to seem excited so that the other person wouldn't feel bad n I hate it. I appreciate thoughtful ones tho...even just a little note.If the gift isn't thoughtful, I wouldn't value it at all.There was this one time a person gifted me an iPod. He knows I'm not into music.Or there is this other time I was gifted a dress. N the person knows I'm very picky n there's no way I'd like it if I didn't pick it myself.What's the point of such gifts? I misplaced both of these within a week or so n didn't make any effort to try n find them either.
However I love giving gifts.I give a lot of gifts n put a lot of thought into them n that makes me happy.
Give me your addy I'll send you a custom double sided one
Will that be at least size of a coke bottle you promised yesterday and never delivered? Lolclick to expand
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Posted by Pisces1803Think 59 or 49...it'll do it!
I have such a dirty mind.. it's currently on 69 responses. Lol
Posted by PootyButtUnless you get teeth...and get hit in a jaw as you said...ouch!
And I like giving gifts too, but that's always tricky. If you give a guy a gift, does he feel bad that he didn't give you a gift?
This is why blowjobs are safe gifts.
Posted by tizianiWell...don't judge and...no one will talk about your size if enchilada.
I'd sell out for enchiladas so I'm in no position to judge people who place their value in gifts.
Was I accurate?
Posted by EvoxxxscorpioSurprised? Heck yes!Posted by TeenaSo if someone sends you the biggest dildo you've ever seen you wouldn't be surprised? ?
I'm indifferent about receiving gifts. I'm not someone who gets excited or even surprised with gifts. Nothing surprises me.Everytime I receive gifts, I feel this pressure to seem excited so that the other person wouldn't feel bad n I hate it. I appreciate thoughtful ones tho...even just a little note.If the gift isn't thoughtful, I wouldn't value it at all.There was this one time a person gifted me an iPod. He knows I'm not into music.Or there is this other time I was gifted a dress. N the person knows I'm very picky n there's no way I'd like it if I didn't pick it myself.What's the point of such gifts? I misplaced both of these within a week or so n didn't make any effort to try n find them either.
However I love giving gifts.I give a lot of gifts n put a lot of thought into them n that makes me happy.click to expand
Happy?
Well...now where do I stick it—
Lol
Posted by EvoxxxscorpioHow far do you agree to travel for free classes?Posted by PootyButtBut what's a blowjob? I heard it could be either good or bad
And I like giving gifts too, but that's always tricky. If you give a guy a gift, does he feel bad that he didn't give you a gift?
This is why blowjobs are safe gifts.click to expand
Posted by EvoxxxscorpioHow far do you agree to travel for free classes?Posted by PootyButtBut what's a blowjob? I heard it could be either good or bad
And I like giving gifts too, but that's always tricky. If you give a guy a gift, does he feel bad that he didn't give you a gift?
This is why blowjobs are safe gifts.click to expand
Posted by kissmygritsSo? What was THAT for?
Read the title of your thread idiot.
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